Hello fans and
welcome back to another issue of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. Our Supershow which also happens to coincide
with the 700th issue posted of the Wrestling Newsletter is only a
week away. A quick recap from the last
show in Phoenix. In previewing the last
newsletter before it got posted, Emmett learned that Phoenix GM Master Bull was
lurking around probably up to no good (in his eyes) so he sent out a mandate
that both Master Bull and Tacoma GM Max McGillicutty show up here tonight or
there would be hell to pay. We’re not
quite sure what’s going on but I’m sure as the show progresses, we will learn
more. Master Bull did respond on social
media telling Millbarge that he would be “at the minor league venue in
Tacoma”.
The show begins
outside the arena in the parking garage.
Master Bull is already there (he gets a pop) and then a car pulls up and
it’s GM Max McGillicutty (the pop he gets is quite a bit louder than Bull’s). The two men shake hands and then Max inquires
“Minor league venue? Really?” Bull laughs and says “No, not really” but he
turns to the camera smiles and nods in acknowledgement that is EXACTLY what he
meant. The two men then enter the building and there is a small army of
security waiting to escort both men to Emmett Millbarge’s office. They
arrive and enter the office where both Emmett Millbarge and his bankroll
Cushman Armitage are waiting. Emmett
begins “Well, look who it is…our two troublemakers. We know you two have been taking orders from
those old owners however, there is new blood in town and we are running the
show.” Cushman stands up. “Everyone has a price for this billion-dollar
man.” Max stands up. “I don’t.”
Cushman looks him in the eye and says “Fine. You’re out of here.” He turns to Master Bull. He looks at Cushman, Emmett and then at Max. “What is thy bidding my master?” Max is shocked! Bull has sided with the enemy. Emmett shoves Max out the door and closes it
while Cushman puts his arm around Bull and says “At least one of you has a
brain.” We can hear all three men laugh
behind the closed door. WHAT THE HELL
JUST HAPPENED?
Pyro goes off
kicking this one off. Smoke fills the
stage and then ziplining through the smoke is Violet Valkyrie and she zips down
to the ring. She lands and asks for a
mic. Violet calls out Vanilla Zombie for
the attack and says if she wanted her in the ring, all she had to do is put out
a challenge. Violet will do that now and
calls Vanilla out. Emmett Millbarge
comes out instead and says that local fans shouldn’t get to see all the great
action so he will make the match happen however it will be at the PPV at the
end of August. Emmett says she gets to
wrestle tonight and will be given a tag team partner. Music hits and out comes Ruby Rose. The fans pop huge for her. She stops in front of Emmett and tells him
to cut the shenanigans. She then makes
her way down to the ring. She shakes
hands with Violet. The music changes and
out comes Lady Hermann. She is booed but
she stops on stage waiting for her tag team partner. Out comes Vanilla Zombie. The fans resume their booing of the pair as
they make their way down to the ring.
Both Ruby and Violet have a beef with Vanilla Zombie but she refuses to
start off the match so it’s up to Lady Hermann to begin the action. The action begins with Violet and Ruby double
teaming Lady Hermann. Vanilla Zombie
just sort of stood there. 5 minutes in
and Lady Hermann was still taking the brunt of the abuse but then Vanilla
dropped off the apron and as Lady Hermann distracted the ref, Vanilla hit
Violet with a steel chair and then also hit Ruby. Lady Hermann tried to go for a quick pin but
Violet kicked out. Lady Hermann then hit
a sitout wheelbarrow face buster and then tagged in Vanilla Zombie who looked
on quizzically. She finally entered the
ring hitting Violet with a jawjacker but Violet hit her with a running one
handed bulldog. She made the hot tag to
Ruby and the fans popped. Ruby hits a
Russian leg sweep and then drops (seemingly hurt from the chair shot). She tags Violet back in. Violet hits another running one handed bulldog
and then hooks Vanilla’s leg for the 1-2-3.
Lady Hermann was a split second too late trying to make the save but
entered the ring with a chair. Vanilla
took the chair and smashed Violet with it.
She then ran across the ring and smashed Ruby with it who went flying
from the ring apron and landed hard on the floor. She then dropped the chair and rolled out of
the ring. She tilted her head and smiled
the tiniest of smiles as she made her way to the back. I’m sure Violet and Ruby aren’t done
here. (9 min)
Backstage, Drew
the Canadian Love Machine meets up with US Champion Jacques Beannot. Drew suggests a non-title match against
Jacques at an upcoming show and if he wins, he gets his rematch at the
PPV. Jacques accepts. The two shake hands. I guess we got ourselves a future match. Jacques wishes good luck to Drew in his match
which is up next.
Drew the Canadian
Love Machines comes out first for his match and the fans pop huge for him. Next, the music changes and we hear blaring
over the loudspeakers “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” and out comes everyone
most hated vampire Dr. Red Fang. Fang
comes out with his manager Ant Graham and the duo are booed as they head down
to the ring. Fang gets in the ring and
immediately attacks Drew. Graham tries
to get involved early and Drew takes him out.
Drew then hits Fang with a handstand head scissors followed up by a
superkick that rattled the vampire’s fangs.
Just then, Jacques made his way out to make sure that Graham wouldn’t
get involved again (he was out cold so not sure why Jacques came out). Jacques shouted encouragement to his teammate
but Drew was perplexed as to why Jacques came out. Fang took advantage of the distraction and
locked Drew up with a spider web lock.
Drew was almost at the ropes but Jacques yelled at the ref to watch for
Graham’s interference (he was still out cold).
Drew had the ropes but the ref didn’t see it to break the hold. Fang dragged Drew back into the center of the
ring where he had no choice but to tap out.
Dr. Red Fang gets the win via submission. Drew was not happy. Jacques entered the ring and began yelling at
the ref for not paying attention. Jacques
extended his hand and Drew finally shook it.
The two tag team partners then left.
Dr. Red Fang went to gather his manager and dragged / carried him to the
back. (3 min)
Outside, Max meets
up with the owners Mr. B and Mr. M. Max
says he failed. He’s told it’s ok and
then ask where Master Bull is. Max says Bull
sold out and sided with THEM. “WHAT?”
Mr. B and Mr. M exclaimed at exactly the same time. Mr. B shakes his head. “This isn’t good.” Mr. M chimes in. “So, plan B then?” Mr. B nods his head and Max asks what plan B
is. They motion him over and the three
walk off out of the way from any eavesdropping that may be going on.
Our next match is
ready to kick off. The Crocodile Hunter
makes his way out first and the fans give him a welcome reception. His music is abruptly cut off when we hear
“Money, money, monaaaaaaaay” and out comes Emmett Millbarge’s corporate stooge
“Big Money” Ned Rhyerson III. The fans
boo him as he makes his way down to the ring.
He towers over Croc and begins pummeling him as soon as the bell
rings. Croc went toe to toe with the big
man and started to take control as the match progressed. Rhyerson got frustrated and exited the
ring. Croc went over to mock him but Ned
pulled Croc’s leg and then wrapped it repeatedly around the steel post. Croc tried to crawl back to the center of the
ring but Ned was on him like Yogi Bear on picnic baskets. Ned then locked in a step over toe hold and
Croc almost immediately tapped out. Ned
wouldn’t let up and it took the threat of having the decision reversed to get
him to finally let go. Ned Rhyerson gets
his first submission victory since he debuted.
He grabs a mic and says that no one on the HCW roster is safe –
especially that goofball King Rad Gumbo.
He then left the ring to booing from the fans. (8 min)
The Unknown
Assassin and his weasel of a manager the Honorable J C Dykes are on their way
to the GM’s office to demand his rematch for the TV title. They are stopped by Nix Anderson and his
manager ‘The Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher who says that he is already
next in line for that shot and if UA wants to leapfrog to the head of the
class, he will have to go through him.
The Unknown Assassin says he’ll see him in the ring next.
For the next
match, Nix Anderson and his manager ‘the Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher
made their way down to the ring first amidst booing from the crowd but it
wasn’t as bad when his opponent the Unknown Assassin and his manager J C Dykes
made their way out. The fans went rabid
on them. These two guys are just not
well liked. The match started off pretty
even but then Nix began taking control and that got Dykes worried. 3 minutes
in, Dykes tried to throw a fireball into Nix’s face but Nix whirled and UA
caught some of the brunt and it was followed up by Nix dragging UA’s face along
the top rope.
Backstage, Davis
‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and his tag team partner Magnum ‘the King of Cones’ Kone
are chatting. Davis acknowledges that
they got stiffed in their match against the Desperados but still felt they are
a force to be reckoned with. Magnum says
he’s still up to tagging up if Davis is.
Both men shake hands. It sounds
like they’re making another run for the tag belts. Tonight, they get a chance to move up the
rankings by taking on the Smashers. Nix
shows off doing the Nix Strut but UA connects with some English Forearm
Strikes. UA goes for the pin and Dykes
tries to hold Nix’s leg down but Preacher came around and chased Dykes
off. UA goes for the strikes again but
Nix neutralizes it. Nix then connects
with the Nixinator but chooses to showboat instead of going for the pin. He then backed into the corner ready to do
something but Dykes jumps up clocking Nix with his loaded canteen. Nix falls into the center of the ring. UA turns him over and makes the cover getting
the 1-2-3. The Unknown Assassin gets the
win and will be next in line for the TV title shot. Nix isn’t out of this yet and will probably
be first in line whether or not UA wins the belt back. (7 min)
Preacher helped Nix to his feet and the two left.
After a few
moments, music hits and out comes former Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel who
made the trek up here to Tacoma. She
asks for a mic and calls out El Gato for stealing her title. She demands a rematch at the supershow
however Ruby Rose is supposed to be getting a shot. Emmett Millbarge comes out and comments that
Madame Jade never got her rematch so she will be added to the mix. Emmett says that he will give Ruby a pass if
she wants to bow out of the match in favor of one on one but then changes his
mind and makes the match a fatal four way.
Emmett warns that the lady who gets pinned or submitted will be OUT of
HCW. The reason for this is that a new
lady will be joining the roster to replace the one who will be losing their job. She will make her debut at the Supershow.
We cut backstage
and Mountain Man Junior Huber (who by the way truly is a mountain of a man) and
he says that tonight he gets to bring gold to the family by defeating Hardcore
Hensen for the Hardcore title. He called
Hensen a coward for not defending it more often and says that once he
demolishes Hensen, the Hubers will reign supreme.
Our action returns
to the ring. The Smashers and their
manager MJ all come out first and the fans boo them. Smasher #1 and 2 almost came to blows with
some of the fans. Next, Davis
Hoffmeister and Magnum Kone came out to huge pops from the crowd. Magnum had to let the fans know he didn’t
have any ice cream for the kids at the moment but if they stuck around after
the show, he would get them their treats. The match started immediately and as expected,
Davis and Magnum controlled the match but MJ got involved and things began
going his team’s way. For 6 minutes,
Magnum had the upper hand. He then
tagged in Davis who immediately threw Smasher #2 out of the ring. He followed him out only to be blindsided by
Smasher #1. Smasher #1 hurled Davis into
the steel steps and then tossed him back in the ring. Smasher #2 held Davis by the leg as he
struggled to make it to his corner.
Davis managed to break free and tag Magnum back in. Smasher #1 gets tagged in and hits Magnum
with the Steel Smasher. He goes for a
pin but Magnum powers out. Smasher #2 is
tagged in and he immediately taunts Davis while MJ chokes Magnum in the
corner. He goes for a pin but Magnum
powers out again. Magnum locks in the
Drumstsick (armbar) but Smasher #2 hits a kneelift and tags his partner back
in. Magnum locks Smasher #1 with the
King Kone (headlock) but Smasher #1 takes them to the corner. As the ref is trying to break things up, MJ
jumps up and when he goes to slug Magnum, Magnum moves and MJ hits the
ref. The ref immediately disqualified
the Smashers for outside interference.
Davis hits the ring and he and Magnum dispose of the Smashers. They hang around for a few minutes to
interact with the fans and then head to the back. (12 min)
Hardcore Hensen is
backstage with his manager ‘the Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher. Hensen says that the entire Huber Clan is a
bunch of morons from some back woods Podunk town. Hensen says that the Hubers think of
themselves as hardcore but that is a laugh as Hensen said they would have been
laughed out of the military unit he himself ran. Hensen says Junior will become just another
victim and he and Preacher walk off.
It’s time for our
main event and the Hardcore title will be on the line. First, Mountain Man Junior Huber comes out
and he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.
He doesn’t pander to them but doesn’t get in their faces either. Next, we hear over the loudspeaker “BECAUSE I’M
HARDCORE!” and out comes Matt Preacher and the Harccore Champion Hardcore
Hensen. These two are booed all the way
down to the ring. Hensen gets into the
ring alongside his manager and he holds his title high as the fans watching boo
him. He hands the title to the ref and
motions to Huber to get this one started.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Mountain
Man Junior Huber rolled OC.
Mountain
Man Junior Huber executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE Barriers!....
HARDCORE
HENSEN absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Mountain
Man Junior Huber rolled OC/TT
Mountain
Man Junior Huber executes a MILITARY PRESS DROP....
HARDCORE
HENSEN reverses MILITARY PRESS DROP!
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a FOREARM SMASH....
Mountain
Man Junior Huber reverses FOREARM SMASH!
Mountain
Man Junior Huber executes a BODYPRESS OUT OF RING....
HARDCORE
HENSEN absorbs the punishment.
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Mountain
Man Junior Huber rolled OC.
Mountain
Man Junior Huber executes a SCOOP POWER BODYSLAM....
Matt
Preacher then slides a chair into the ring and…
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes the Hard Times on Steel Chair....
HARDCORE
HENSEN is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Mountain
Man Junior Huber was pinned by HARDCORE HENSEN!!!
HARDCORE
HENSEN wins with the Hard Times on Steel Chair over Mountain Man Junior
Huber!!!
Hardcore Hensen
gets the win in relatively quick fashion.
As Huber rolled out of the ring, Hensen and Preacher stood victorious in
the ring while the fans booed and the show came to a close.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned as the action is
sure to continue.
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