Hello wrestling
fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s (the Emmett Millbarge
version) (editor’s note: he demanded we
add that part) Tacoma Thunder. Our show
begins once again backstage with Emmett confronting GM Max McGillicutty. Max tells Emmett that the buyout has not
happened and that he really has no authority.
Emmett says “I beg to differ. In
the case of Quid vs Pro Quo, the new party, that’s me, gets complete run of the
events and the wrestlers contracts so unless you want me to just start
blindlingly firing everyone on the roster, I suggest you take this time to go
home and brush up on your resume because in a month’s time, there will be a
changing of the guard (he calls a guard over OH GUARD), and WE will be the
ultimate power in this universe. Get
it? Good, now get out.” Emmett has the guard escort Max out of the
building.
Once outside, Max
is met by Tacoma’s GM Master Bull and the owners Mr. B and Mr. M. Everyone agrees that something needs to be
done. Mr. B gives Master Bull a task and
Mr. M gives one to Max. They say that
they will keep fighting this on the legal side and that they need Bull and Max
to try to stay involved doing whatever it takes. Bull and Max are then left alone. Bull says he has an idea and runs it by
Max. Max likes the idea and they start
to plan how to implement it.
Pyro goes off and
once it’s done, our first match of the night kicks off. First, visiting from the Phoenix roster is
Lavender Gooms. She makes her way down
to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Next, smoke fills the stage and then Violet Valkyrie blasts through as
she zip lines down to the ring and the fans pop huge for her. She drops into the ring and climbs the
turnbuckles to pops from the crowd. As
the match began, Lavender got in a few shots but then Violet began to make a
comeback and owned the match through it’s entirety. Violet managed to stay a couple of moves
ahead of her opponent. She even locked
in a triangle choke trying to get a submission but Lavender was able to make it
to the ropes. Halfway through the match,
Violet catches Lavender with a jumping knee smash and goes for the pin but only
gets a 2 count. We now join the match at the 18 minute mark.
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) rolled DC
Lavender
Gooms (f) rolled OC.
Lavender
Gooms (f) executes a SNAP SUPLEX....
Violet
Valkyrie (f) reverses SNAP SUPLEX!
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a EXPLODER SUPLEX....
Lavender
Gooms (f) attempts to defend against EXPLODER SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
Violet
Valkyrie (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Lavender
Gooms (f) kicks out of the pin!
Violet
Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT
Lavender
Gooms (f) rolled DC
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Lavender
Gooms (f) reverses TRIANGLE CHOKE!
Lavender
Gooms (f) executes a RUNNING LEG DROPS....
Violet
Valkyrie (f) attempts to defend against RUNNING LEG DROPS but is unsuccessful.
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In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Lavender
Gooms (f) rolled OC/TT
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....
Lavender
Gooms (f) executes a FOUR-LEG CLOVER LEGLOCK....
After
20 minutes, the match is declared a draw.
Violet has a great
showing and even though the match is a draw, she proved to be the better
competitor. Lavender approached her and
extended her hand. Violet shook it much
to the fans delight. All of a sudden,
the lights went out and when they came back on, Violet was out cold in the ring
and standing over her with a steel chair was Vanilla Zombie! Vanilla didn’t like seeing, what her
perception is, some newbie trying to take away her “spot”. She glared down at Violet and then turned and
left. She makes it to the top of the
ramp and then points backstage and the curtains part and out comes ‘The
Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher. It
looks like Vanilla has joined Team Preacher and the fans become vocal
expressing their displeasure. The two of
them leave. Eventually the ref and
Lavender help Violet from the ring. (20
min draw)
Backstage, Drew the
Canadian Love Machine congratulates the new US Champion Jacques Beannot and
then asks for his rematch. Jacques says
that with all due respect, Drew ducked him and didn’t want to give him his shot
at glory so he had to take it another way.
Jacques says he would love to give Drew a title match but it’s not a
priority for the new owners at this time.
He walks away.
Our next match is
ready to go and it’s a challenge for a spot in the tag team title top 10. First, ‘the Singapore Sensation’ Matt
Preacher comes out and brings out Hardcore Hensen and Nix Anderson who are all
booed. Hensen begins to threaten to hit
the fans but Preacher reels him in and the three head down to the ring. Next, Ovaltine Jackson and Ghee Buttersnaps
come out and they get a huge pop from the crowd. They don’t get much time in the ring before
Hensen attacks them sending Ghee out of the ring and then blasts Ovaltine with
the Hard Times. Nix then joins him in
the ring and the two beat Ovaltine down.
The ref restores order sending Nix out of the ring but that didn’t stop
Hensen from reaping more damage.
Ovaltine hits Hensen with a spinebuster and then makes the hot tag to
Ghee. Hensen hits the Hard Times on Ghee and tags
out to Nix. Nix uses Preacher for a
distraction but then Hensen wants back in.
Nix makes the tag but is then double teamed by Ghee and Ovaltine. After Ovaltine left the ring, Hensen rattles
Ghee with a kneelift to the jaw.
Stunned, Ghee stumbled in the ring.
Hensen then hits Ghee again with a kneelift to the jaw and this time he
makes the cover and gets the uncontested 3 count. Nix
and Hensen get the win and move up in the tag team rankings. Preacher joins them in the ring and the three
celebrate briefly before leaving to the booing from the fans. (9 min)
Adam Jameson is
backstage and he complains to Emmett Milbarge that he barely had any time to
celebrate as the US champion and wanted a match tonight.
The next match
begins with Phoenix’s El Gato Negro making her way out to the ring. She is booed as she enters the ring. Next, Ruby Rose comes out and the fans pop
for her. Just as she is making her way
down to the ring, Vanilla Zombie comes out and tries to attack Ruby but Violet
Valkyrie comes out and ends up chasing Vanilla through the crowd. The match began and Ruby kept the slight
advantage through the match. About 8
minutes in, Ruby goes for a pin after hitting a roundhouse kick but El Gato
made it to the ropes. El Gato turns
around and hits the 9 Lives but Ruby kicks out at one. El Gato comes back a few minutes later and tries
for a pin after hitting a Gato Leap but Ruby made it to the ropes. After a few minutes, El Gato throws Ruby into
the corner and charges but Ruby hits the Red Wedding Facebuster. She goes for the cover and the ref counts 1…2…and
just then Vanilla Zombie shows up from under the ring and puts El Gato’s leg on
the ropes to stop the count. Ruby gets
up and looks around but she doesn’t see anyone.
She then turns around and gets caught in with the soaring meow
(headscissors). She goes for a pin but
Ruby is quick to get her foot on the rope but Vanilla shows up again and knocks
it off. El Gato ends up getting the 3
count much to Ruby’s dismay. El Gato
leaves the ring laughing having secured the #1 contender spot. Vanilla sneaks up behind Ruby but is caught and
just as Vanilla tried to leave, Violet Valkyrie showed up and they cornered
Vanilla. Vanilla looked quizzically at
them and just as they charged, she slipped out of the ring and made her way to
the back waving at them. Both Violet and
Ruby looked on and weren’t happy but shook hands and the two of them left. (16 min for the match; 5 extra for the
aftermath)
Backstage, ‘the
Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher confronts Jacques saying that if it wasn’t
for him, the US title would not be on Jacques’ waist. Jacques says that he doesn’t need help. Preacher says “hear me out” and after
offering Jacques a “5 hour energy shot” (which may or may not have been laced
with something), Jacques listens intently.
Once Preacher was done, he left Jacques to ponder what he told him.
It’s time to head back
to the ring. Adam Jameson comes out
first to a small pop from the crowd.
Next, his opponent – the Russian Ivan Dragovich makes his way out as the
fans boo. Ivan flips off the fans and
climbs into the ring. Ivan goes right on
the offensive but Adam has some pent up frustrations after losing the US title
right after winning it and he took the match to the Russian. Ivan went for a pin early but then it was all
Adam. Adam went for 3 pin attempts but
Ivan managed to keep kicking out. Adam
began getting psyched up and dropped Ivan with a spin kick. Adam then hit the ropes and went for a
springboard face smash but Ivan managed to reverse it and clobbered AJ with a
jumping side kick. Ivan made the cover
and hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.
Ivan gets the win and has his arm raised. He beats his chest and the fans boo. Adam, frustrated at another loss, slams his hands
on the mat and then leaves. (16 min)
Davis Hoffmeister
and Magnum Kone are backstage. Davis
says he and Magnum have an opportunity to make history. He is a multi-time champion and Magnum has
carried his fair share of titles. Magnum
says that it is all about opportunity and tonight, they are getting an
opportunity that comes rarely. The one
thing in their favor is that the Desperados have not faced the combined might
of them. Davis says that in his “past
life”, he teamed and feuded with El Chango so if there is one person on the
planet who knows El Chango the best, it is him.
Tonight, the Desperados face their toughest opponents and may the best
team win. Magnum looks at him and
says. “That’s us”. Davis snickers and shakes his head.
Our next match
begins with Superquake Ferguson making his way out to the ring. The fans boo
him but he doesn’t care. Next, the
Italian Superman Superstar Chic Monroe comes out to a pop from the crowd and he
is joined by his tag team partners the Axe and TNT. They accompany Chic down to the ring for his
match just in case Ferguson goes overboard.
To everyone’s surprise except for maybe Chic himself, he went toe to toe
with the giant and actually held his own.
In a huge feat of strength, while the two were fighting outside of the
ring, Chic hit a huge powerslam on the floor.
The two made it back in the ring and continued the fight but after
Ferguson hit the Cutting Edge, he got a near 2 count and Chic began getting a little
worried. He began to battle back and hit
Ferguson with a big boot. He then hit
the ropes but Superquake caught him and after turning him around a couple of
times, hit a huge chokeslam. He laid on
top of Chic and being unable to kick out with 400 lbs laying on top of him,
Superquake gets the win. He stands up
and holds his arms up in victory. He
then looks at Monroe and contemplates going after him again but the Axe and TNT
are in the ring and they make sure nothing else happens. Ferguson smirks and then walks away. Axe helps Chic to his feet and they all leave
to a nice pop from the crowd. (8 min)
We cut backstage
to a promo from the World Tag Team champions the Desperados. El Chango says that Davis claims to know him
but he’s not letting on is that he knows Davis.
Leon says that he replaced the one-time ‘Stache’ and he only made the
Desperados even better. They have been
more successful and after defeating Davis and Magnum, they will solidify their
standing as one of the best tag teams ever.
El Chango says that teams come and go but he and Leon aren’t going anywhere. They’ll prove that right now. Both men head to the ring.
It’s time for our
main event. First, the challengers Davis
‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and Magnum ‘king of cones’ Kone make their way out to a
huge pop from the crowd. Magnum gave out
ice cream to the fans at ringside and once that was completed, he joined Davis
in the ring. Next, the music changed and
out comes the champs the Desperados. El
Chango and Leon Teremoto make their way out to an equally loud pop from the fans. They get in the ring and hold the titles
high. All 4 men make it to the center of
the ring and have a staredown as the ref takes the belts, holds them up and
then hands them to the attendant. The
bell rings and this one begins. El
Chango begins with hitting Davis with a spear.
Leon is tagged in and hits Davis with a dropkick. The Desperados hit the ring for double team
action. After they were done, Leon hits
Davis with a spinebuster and goes for the pin but Davis kicks out at 2. Davis hits a clothesline but eats a second
spinebuster. El Chango hits the ring
knocking Magnum off the ring. Davis
tries for a tag but his partner isn’t there.
Leon drags him back to the center of the ring. Davis hits Leon with a roundhouse kick but
ends up getting double teamed. After El
Chango was sent out of the ring, Davis started to choke Leon but that was
reversed and Leon grabbed a handful of hair and pulled Davis down to the
mat. He made the cover and with a hook
of the leg (and maybe some tights?), he got the 1-2-3. The Desperados get the win and retain the
titles. The show comes to an end with El
Chango and Leon holding their titles high as the fans pop for them.
Stay tuned. More to come.
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