Hello
fans and welcome back to our show – Phoenix Heat. Pyro goes off and GM Master Bull makes his
way out to the ring. He thanks everyone
for attending and promises a show that will blow their socks off. He is interrupted by manager J C Dykes. Dykes takes the mic from Bull forcibly. Dykes complains to Bull about US Champion the
Unknown Assassin not being on every show.
Bull tells Dykes that if that is the case, UA will be required to defend
his title at every show. “That’s unfair!”
screams Dykes. Bull replies “so is being
on every show.” Dykes relents but tells
the GM that he’s rue that decision. Bull
leaves to get this show moving.
The
show kicks off with the Fiend making his way out to music from the
Misfits. The crowd pops for him. Next, his opponent and other fan favorite
Outback Oscar makes his way out and the crowd also pops for him. Oscar looked strong in the first two minutes
but after the Fiend hit the Project 1950, it was all the Fiend. Fiend dropped every move in his arsenal and
shone like a star. Oscar tried to get
some momentum back by laying in chops to the chest (WOOOOOO) but the Fiend
nailed the Last Caress. As Oscar
stumbled to his feet, Fiend nailed a running clothesline and made the cover and
got the 1-2-3. The Fiend gets the win in
dominating fashion. After the match, he
extended his hand and Oscar shook it much to the delight of the fans. (12 min)
The
Omegatron flashes a promo “Elitism will reign supreme”. Hmm, wonder what that means.
It’s
time for our next match. First out is
the newest member of the roster yet to debut and he’s known as ‘Top Gun’ Justin
Winger. Winger was actually backstage at
the first Phoenix Heat show but for whatever reason, he didn’t get used. The fans give him a warm reception. Next, his opponent comes out and it’s Leon
Teremoto. Winger started off slow
against the veteran but after Winger hit a flying dropkick and got a near 2
count, things started to go the newcomer’s way.
After that, Winger and Leon were practically even in matching each other
move for move. Winger had connected with
the Stylin’ and Flyin’ but Leon tossed him over the top rope and Winger landed
hard on the ground. Unfortunately, it
took too long for him to catch his breath and he got counted out. Leon gets the win via CO in 14 minutes. After the match, Leon went to leave but
Winger stopped him questioning the illegal activity. Leon didn’t want to sit around and gibber
jabber with him so he popped him once in the mouth and then turned to
leave. Winger then nailed Leon with a
knee to the back that sent him out of the ring.
Winger then went to the top turnbuckle and as the fans popped HARD, he
launched hitting and connecting with a moonsault. The fans began their ‘Holy Shit’ chants and
Winger got to his feet and took in the applause from the crowd. He left and Leon got helped to his feet and
was assisted to the back.
Texas
Wildfire is being interviewed and he comments on the last thing the Super Duper
Shockmaster said about him. TW said he
was tired of SDSM hiding behind a different brand in a different state. He told SDSM that if he wants him in the
ring, he’s right HERE.
The
next match is ready to get underway and Red McNulty had already made his way
out to the ring cursing at the fans as he climbed into the ring. Next, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo
7:30 says it’s suppa time bitch!” and the ‘Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his
manager MJ make their way out. The fans
popped pretty good for Gumbo and he sauntered down to the ring. McNulty wasted no time in attacking
Gumbo. Gumbo took his time in getting
back into the swing of things and with MJ at his side, he eventually blew
McNulty away. The match went on a lot
longer than anyone expected and Red was getting frustrated so he removed his
eye patch and began choking Gumbo with the strap. Gumbo got out of it and slapped on the
Cottonmouth Clutch but before he could try for a pin, the bell rang bringing
this one to a draw finish. McNulty, not
satisfied with the finish, tried to continue to attack but Gumbo sidestepped
him and with MJ pulling down the top rope, Red was hit by the Cajun clothesline
that sent him tumbling to the floor. Red
mumbled and cursed as he made his way to the back. Rad celebrated briefly and then he and MJ
left. (20 min draw).
Southern
Belle is backstage and she is fuming.
She complains that her loss of the Ladies title was all because she
didn’t want to move to Tacoma. “Why
would I want to go to that god-forsaken hell hole?” Master Bull walks in and says that Belle will
eventually get a rematch but if she’s got so much frustration pent up, maybe
she needs a match tonight. Belle says
she’ll take whatever.
Texas
Wildfire comes out first for the next match and the crowd pops for him. Next, his opponent the Crocodile Hunter makes
his way out. Both men are fan favorites
and the crowd is not sure who they want to cheer for. It didn’t take long for TW to really blow
things up and he dominated the match.
Croc had a hard time keeping up.
A Bionic elbow smash from TW on Croc almost resulted in a near
fall. Croc tried to rush at TW and TW
used that momentum to send Croc flying and crashing right into the
turnbuckle. He fell back in and TW went
for the cover and got an easy 3 count.
Texas Wildfire gets the win!
After the match, TW helped Croc to his feet and the two shook
hands. Croc raised TW’s arm as the
victor and both men left the ring. (11
min)
TV
Champion Phat Sol is backstage and he says the main event is his tonight and he
will impress the world by taking on and defeating ‘Perfect Pecs’ Stoddard. He said he worked too hard to get to this
point to not walk out with his title.
Southern
Belle storms out to the ring first and the fans are not all that pleased with
her flippant attitude. Next, Scarlett
Phoenix makes her way out and Belle was in the ring like “Are you kidding
me? Is this all we have here?” Scarlett gets in the ring and right into
Belle’s face. Belle shoved her away and
the bell rang almost immediately. Belle
was definitely the aggressor immediately throwing Scarlett out of the ring and
crashing into the steel steps. Scarlett
struggled with any offense after that and Belle just kept tearing into
her. She then threw Scarlett out of the
ring again and this time ran her into the steel post before hurling her into
the crowd. Belle then nonchalantly
rolled back in the ring and laid there on her side propped up leaning on her
fist waiting for Scarlett to get back in but she never did. Belle gets the win via countout and she
gloats that she is the uncrowned Ladies Champion and promises to get her title
back – by hook or crook. (4 min)
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard is backstage and he says he’s pumped and ready to win the TV
title again. Tonight, it will be nothing
but pain and suffering for Phat Sol whether he likes it or not.
It’s
time for our main event. First, the
challenger Perfect Pecs Stoddard comes out and is booed by the fans. Next, the champs’ music hits and Phat Sol
makes his way down holding his title high.
Biceps
should attack both men after the match and stand tall. For the first 5 minutes of the match, both
men were about even but then Phat hit Pecs with the Phat’s Enough and things
dramatically went the champs’ way. Phat continued
to dominate the match and the longer it went on, the more confident Phat
got. As the match was nearing the
conclusion, Phat hit the 10 Beats of the Bodran and got a 2 count. Pecs got up and tried for a rope hung running
knee lift but Phat reversed it and hit a jaw jacker instead. Phat made the quick cover and hooking the
leg, he got the 1-2-3. Phat Sol is
successful in his first title defense.
(19 min). As Phat was
celebrating, former champion Biceps Bannerman rushed out and attacked him
leveling him with power clotheslines followed by a HUGE splash. Biceps grabbed the title and he stood over
the prone form of Phat as the show came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for the next
episode of Tacoma Thunder coming your way this weekend.
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