Hello
fans and welcome back to our show – Tacoma Thunder. We have a great show for you tonight with the
stars of ‘Thunder’ taking center stage.
Pyro goes off and the show begins with no interruption.
Match
#1: Terra Ryzing comes out and is
booed. He flips off the fans. Next, El Chango comes out and the fans pop
for him. Terra began with a vicious eye
rake and thought that was going to give him the lead but El Chango took the
fight to him and outshone his competitor.
Terra locked in headlock trying to slow the offense of El Chango but the
masked mam slipped out of it and took Terra down with a flying spinning heel
kick. El Chango made the cover and got
the easy 1-2-3. El Chango is victorious. He celebrated with the fans as he made his
way to the back. (14 min)
Former
Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager Ant Graham storm into GM Max
McGillicutty’s office and Fang threatens to quit after losing the belt to the
returning ‘Elitist’ Reid Rothchild. When
Max tries to encourage it/calling his bluff, Graham and Fang then announce that
a break is being taken from the ring and Fang will be hitting the announce
desk. Fang and Graham then storm
out. Wait…what?
The
next match is a 6 man battle and the Muscles Trio make their way out to a pop
from the crowd. Next, the 6 Man Champs
Scooter J, the Axe and TNT make their way out to even a bigger pop from the crowd. Axe and TNT started walking down a few
seconds earlier than Scooter J but before he could join his teammates, a fan
jumped the barrier and attacked Scooter J dropping him hard with a piledriver
on the stage. Security got out there but
the damage was done. The fan was
arrested and taken backstage. GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and says he’s postponing the match until later in the
evening. Everyone eventually leaves.
We
move on to our next match which will be a 3 way battle to see who will go on to
meet Ladies Champion Taylor Bella for the championship. First, Lavender Gooms makes her way out to a
pop from the crowd. Next, Starr Vixen
makes her way out and the crowd pops for her.
Finally, the Duchess makes her way out and she has a mic and calls
herself the ‘face’ of the Ladies division here in Tacoma. She says she’ll prove it tonight defeating
the two wannabees. She makes her way
down and is booed pretty heavily.
The
three women put on a show that had the fans enthralled. People did not want to sit down during this
match. Although Lavender contributed to
the show, it really became a brawl between the Duchess and Starr Vixen. The time limit was extended to 30 minutes and
they used every second. After Lavender
dropkicked the Duchess out of the ring, Starr went for a running double axe
handle smash but Lavender nullified it just as the bell rang bringing this one
to a time limit draw. Max came back out
and said that a top contender still couldn’t be determined so he said that one
more match will take place between the Duchess and Starr (best performances on
the show) next week and then we will have a top contender. Everyone left but Lavender was a little
disappointed for not making the final cut.
(30 min)
Max
walks to the back and interacts with security holding that ‘fan’ who attacked
Scooter J earlier. The fan goes by the
name Brick and is told he’s being arrested.
Brick says he has an alternate suggestion…give him a match. He proved he’s smart and calculating. Max asks why he would do that. Brick responds that if Max gives him the shot,
he will prove he’s the best. Max tells
security to let him go and Brick will get his shot at Scooter J when he’s back.
We get
ready to go back to the ring. With
Scooter J out of commission (but it seems he’ll be ok), the match has now
become a tag team match. Two members
from the Muscles Trio – Muscles Thorpe and Muscles McGuire make their way
out. Next, the Axe and TNT make their
way down and the match gets right underway.
The champs had control early on but the Muscles duo started to give them
a run for their money. About 15 minutes
in, ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes makes his way out and attempts to attack the Axe
but he turns and ends up taking down and injuring TNT leaving the Axe to fight
solo against the Muscles. Axe held his
own and ended up taking the fight to the 20 minute time limit. After the match, Barnes went after the Axe
but Axe took Barnes down with the Axe and Axe stood tall while Barnes backed
off up the ramp cursing at the Axe all the way. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
the World Tag Team Champs have arrived.
Hoff n’ Spicy are with their manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton. Newton says that his team is in action
tonight against two maniacs managed by the Weasel Ant Graham – Mason the
Mangler and Covfefe. Davis Hoffmeister
says that their opponents may be off their rockers but they are the champs and
they will be victorious. DJ CJ Spice
calls them more of a challenge than the crybabies Steel Curtain but regardless,
tonight, they will have their arms raised in victory.
As we
get ready for the main event, Dr. Red Fang makes his way down and goes to sit
at commentary. First, Ant Graham comes
out and brings out Mason the Mangler and Covfefe. They are booed as they head down to the
ring. Next, Figgy Newton comes out and with
him, the World Tag Team Champions – DJ CJ Spice and Davis Hoffmeister – Hoff n’
Spicy. Ant has his team attack the
champs but the champs fight them off right away. The champs controlled the entire match which
is what was expected but Ant Graham made his presence known and that infuriated
MJ. At commentary, Dr. Red Fang seemed
that he was picking on someone.
“I bet
@jowsterguy is sitting at home punching those stupid keys. I'd love to punch
HIM." @jowsterguy is the handle of
one of our technicians. Not sure why
Fang was picking on him.
Mason
and Covfefe began choking the champs in the corners and Fang kept up spewing
venom at our technician.
"@jowsterguy:
work faster! Programming isn't that hard."
DJ
began to fight Covfefe and Mason off and the champs double teamed their opponents
for 3 minutes. Fang started to get
violent sitting at commentary.
"@jowsterguy:
writing programs is nothing like working Transylvania in the winter.",
“@jowsterguy:
WHEN IS \"Run Card\" GOING TO WORK!!! IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE!" "Thankfully we don't have to rely
on @jowsterguy to provide the entertainment around here."
Fang
seemed to get fed up with whatever he was hearing over the headphones and he
threw them down and stormed off.
Back in
the ring, Graham smacked DJ with his walking cane and Figgy had had
enough. He jumped into the ring and onto
the back of Mason the Mangler. The ref
had enough and called for the bell disqualifying the tag team champs. Since the belts were not on the line tonight,
nothing changes hands but the win puts Mason and Covfefe in line for a future
title shot. DJ and Hoff ended up
disposing their opponents from the ring and stood holding their titles. Figgy joined them and they all stood tall as
Ant took his team to the back.
With
that, the show came to an end. Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for our next
episode.
***Note: Making his HCW debut next show in Phoenix is
none other than ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.
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