Monday, September 25, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #607 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to our show – Tacoma Thunder.  We have a great show for you tonight with the stars of ‘Thunder’ taking center stage.  Pyro goes off and the show begins with no interruption.

Match #1:  Terra Ryzing comes out and is booed.  He flips off the fans.  Next, El Chango comes out and the fans pop for him.  Terra began with a vicious eye rake and thought that was going to give him the lead but El Chango took the fight to him and outshone his competitor.  Terra locked in headlock trying to slow the offense of El Chango but the masked mam slipped out of it and took Terra down with a flying spinning heel kick.  El Chango made the cover and got the easy 1-2-3.  El Chango is victorious.  He celebrated with the fans as he made his way to the back.  (14 min)

Former Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager Ant Graham storm into GM Max McGillicutty’s office and Fang threatens to quit after losing the belt to the returning ‘Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  When Max tries to encourage it/calling his bluff, Graham and Fang then announce that a break is being taken from the ring and Fang will be hitting the announce desk.  Fang and Graham then storm out.  Wait…what?

The next match is a 6 man battle and the Muscles Trio make their way out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the 6 Man Champs Scooter J, the Axe and TNT make their way out to even a bigger pop from the crowd.  Axe and TNT started walking down a few seconds earlier than Scooter J but before he could join his teammates, a fan jumped the barrier and attacked Scooter J dropping him hard with a piledriver on the stage.  Security got out there but the damage was done.  The fan was arrested and taken backstage.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he’s postponing the match until later in the evening.  Everyone eventually leaves.

We move on to our next match which will be a 3 way battle to see who will go on to meet Ladies Champion Taylor Bella for the championship.  First, Lavender Gooms makes her way out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Starr Vixen makes her way out and the crowd pops for her.  Finally, the Duchess makes her way out and she has a mic and calls herself the ‘face’ of the Ladies division here in Tacoma.  She says she’ll prove it tonight defeating the two wannabees.  She makes her way down and is booed pretty heavily.

The three women put on a show that had the fans enthralled.  People did not want to sit down during this match.  Although Lavender contributed to the show, it really became a brawl between the Duchess and Starr Vixen.  The time limit was extended to 30 minutes and they used every second.  After Lavender dropkicked the Duchess out of the ring, Starr went for a running double axe handle smash but Lavender nullified it just as the bell rang bringing this one to a time limit draw.  Max came back out and said that a top contender still couldn’t be determined so he said that one more match will take place between the Duchess and Starr (best performances on the show) next week and then we will have a top contender.  Everyone left but Lavender was a little disappointed for not making the final cut.  (30 min)

Max walks to the back and interacts with security holding that ‘fan’ who attacked Scooter J earlier.  The fan goes by the name Brick and is told he’s being arrested.  Brick says he has an alternate suggestion…give him a match.  He proved he’s smart and calculating.  Max asks why he would do that.  Brick responds that if Max gives him the shot, he will prove he’s the best.  Max tells security to let him go and Brick will get his shot at Scooter J when he’s back.

We get ready to go back to the ring.  With Scooter J out of commission (but it seems he’ll be ok), the match has now become a tag team match.  Two members from the Muscles Trio – Muscles Thorpe and Muscles McGuire make their way out.  Next, the Axe and TNT make their way down and the match gets right underway.  The champs had control early on but the Muscles duo started to give them a run for their money.  About 15 minutes in, ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes makes his way out and attempts to attack the Axe but he turns and ends up taking down and injuring TNT leaving the Axe to fight solo against the Muscles.  Axe held his own and ended up taking the fight to the 20 minute time limit.  After the match, Barnes went after the Axe but Axe took Barnes down with the Axe and Axe stood tall while Barnes backed off up the ramp cursing at the Axe all the way.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, the World Tag Team Champs have arrived.  Hoff n’ Spicy are with their manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton.  Newton says that his team is in action tonight against two maniacs managed by the Weasel Ant Graham – Mason the Mangler and Covfefe.  Davis Hoffmeister says that their opponents may be off their rockers but they are the champs and they will be victorious.  DJ CJ Spice calls them more of a challenge than the crybabies Steel Curtain but regardless, tonight, they will have their arms raised in victory. 

As we get ready for the main event, Dr. Red Fang makes his way down and goes to sit at commentary.  First, Ant Graham comes out and brings out Mason the Mangler and Covfefe.  They are booed as they head down to the ring.  Next, Figgy Newton comes out and with him, the World Tag Team Champions – DJ CJ Spice and Davis Hoffmeister – Hoff n’ Spicy.  Ant has his team attack the champs but the champs fight them off right away.  The champs controlled the entire match which is what was expected but Ant Graham made his presence known and that infuriated MJ.  At commentary, Dr. Red Fang seemed that he was picking on someone.

“I bet @jowsterguy is sitting at home punching those stupid keys. I'd love to punch HIM."  @jowsterguy is the handle of one of our technicians.   Not sure why Fang was picking on him.

Mason and Covfefe began choking the champs in the corners and Fang kept up spewing venom at our technician.

"@jowsterguy: work faster! Programming isn't that hard."

DJ began to fight Covfefe and Mason off and the champs double teamed their opponents for 3 minutes.  Fang started to get violent sitting at commentary.

"@jowsterguy: writing programs is nothing like working Transylvania in the winter.",
“@jowsterguy: WHEN IS \"Run Card\" GOING TO WORK!!! IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE!"       "Thankfully we don't have to rely on @jowsterguy to provide the entertainment around here."

Fang seemed to get fed up with whatever he was hearing over the headphones and he threw them down and stormed off.

Back in the ring, Graham smacked DJ with his walking cane and Figgy had had enough.  He jumped into the ring and onto the back of Mason the Mangler.  The ref had enough and called for the bell disqualifying the tag team champs.  Since the belts were not on the line tonight, nothing changes hands but the win puts Mason and Covfefe in line for a future title shot.  DJ and Hoff ended up disposing their opponents from the ring and stood holding their titles.   Figgy joined them and they all stood tall as Ant took his team to the back.

With that, the show came to an end.  Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for our next episode.


***Note:  Making his HCW debut next show in Phoenix is none other than ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.

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