Hello
fans and welcome to our debut show called “Tacoma Thunder” taking place in
gorgeous Tacoma, WA. After some pyro, a
video airs introducing the new Thunder roster.
Once completed, GM Max McGillicutty comes out to a pop from the crowd
and thanks everyone (sold out show) for attending. Max tells us that they have a hell of a show
tonight that will see World Champion Sonic Blade on the show today. Max also informs us that both Thunder and
Heat will now be changed to 2 hour shows each with a 20 minute time limit
unless circumstances warrant a change.
Max leaves and then more pyro goes off.
After
the pyro ended, the man known as the Super Duper Shockmaster makes his way out
and takes a mic. He says that Texas
Wildfire was so afraid of him that he hightailed it to the ‘other’ brand. SDSM says that he will destroy the roster
until he is granted another shot at TW.
He demands a match right here and now.
Newcomer
Ovaltine Jackson comes out to a pop from the crowd. Fans have signs reading “Be sure to drink
your Ovaltine”. He gets in the ring and
is immediately attacked by SDSM but Ovaltine fights him off. SDSM went for a huge splash but Ovaltine
moved and as SDSM staggered out of the corner, he was hit by a
spinebuster. SDSM struggled to his feet
only to get caught by the Director’s Cut Powerslam. Ovaltine went for the cover and got the 3
count. Ovaltine Jackson gets the win and
celebrates by climbing the turnbuckles.
Well, SDSM wasn’t thrilled and then hit him from behind knocking him
from the turnbuckles and falling to the floor.
SDSM followed Ovaltine to the floor and then rammed him viciously into
the ring post. SDSM then laughed as
security got in between them to prevent any further attacks. Super Duper Shock Master then leaned over and
said “How’s that win looking for you now chump stain?” He laughed his deep, mechanical laugh as he
made his way to the back. (4 min)
Ant
Graham is backstage with Covfefe. Graham
speaks for his man and says that it’s time for Covfefe to have a shot at some
gold but one man is standing in the way of that…Drew the Canadian Love
Machine. Graham promises the next title
shot goes to his man.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, TNT comes out to a pop from the crowd. He is followed out by his opponent Ghee
Buttersnaps. Ghee stuns TNT with an
elbow smash. He follows it up with
another but TNT pulls him over the top rope and both men tumble to the
outside. The two begin to brawl and before
the 10 count was reached, TNT rolled back into the ring right before Ghee did
and Ghee ended up getting counted out. Jeez,
another really short match @ 2 minutes on this one. Ghee, frustrated, leaves while TNT celebrates
with the fans before departing.
Ladies
wrestler Starr Vixen is being interviewed and she says she loves the Pacific
Northwest in all its glory. She says she’s
glad she was picked for this brand as she knows they will dominate. She says she’s fighting Lavender Gooms later
in the show and says she’s ready to show the Tacoma fans what she can do.
We
head back to the ring for the next mach. First, ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes comes out and
he is booed. Next, one member of the 6
man champions the Axe comes out to a pop from the crowd. He is tall but Barnes is practically there
with him; just has more bulk. The Axe
was dominating Barnes and even scored some near falls after dropping Barnes
with the Axe. Barnes, however, is about
as dirty as they come and after ‘accidentally’ bumping the ref, Barnes hits Axe
with a low blow. He then picked Axe up
and set him up on the top turnbuckle.
Barnes then climbed up there too (what the heck is he doing?) and then
actually picked up Axe and then hit a thunderous POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE! Holy Sh!t chants rang out throughout the
entire building. Barnes crawled over and
draped an arm over Axe’s prone form. The
count was slow. 1…2…3. Barnes gets a HUGE win over the Axe. Barnes makes it to his feet (it seems it took
almost the same out of him) and he let the ref raise his arm in victory. He didn’t stick around long and medics came
out to check on Axe. He was shaken after
that but ok. He left on his own accord
to a pop from the fans. (13 min)
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is backstage and he says that Covfefe (aka Magnum
Kone) is the thing nightmares come from but he takes no stock in such things
and he’ll put this one to bed.
Our
next match is ready to go and Lavender Gooms comes out first to a mixed
reaction from the crowd. Next, Starr
Vixen comes out and she gets a loud pop from the crowd. Starr had control of the first couple of
minutes of the match but then Lavender then just took over dominating her
opponent. After attempting a sliding
kick to the floor, missing and then crashing into the steel post, Lavender took
a turn for the worse and Starr turned up the heat. She immediately pulled Lavender into the
middle of the ring and locked in a scissored armbar. Lavender couldn’t reach the ropes regardless
of how hard she struggled but in the end, she just tapped out. Starr gets the win (12 min) and then extends
a hand to Lavender helping her up. The
fans pop but then they are interrupted by the Duchess. The Duchess has a mic and tells us that Max
came to her asking her to be the Ladies Face of HCW Tacoma. In order for her to successfully do that, she
needs to be the Ladies Champion once again.
She proceeds to call Taylor Bella out (who was not there today) and
challenges her for the belt. Both
Lavender and Starr seem to take offense and tell the Duchess that if she wants
a title match, she has to go through them.
The Duchess laughs and says she’d go through them like a hot knife
through butter. Starr tells her to go
sign a contract for a match and they will do the same. After a brief staredown, the Duchess
eventually leaves and is followed by Lavender and Starr.
Backstage,
Bad News Barnes is interviewed. “Axe was
the biggest guy in HCW but that is no longer the case. Bad News is here to stay and now I’M the
biggest dog in this yard. Anyone who
wants to steal my bone can ask the Axe exactly what THAT just felt like.”
The Smashers
make their way out to the ring and demand a match against any competitor. Smasher #1 asked, when no one came out, “is
the entire roster afraid of us? Get us
some competition!” A few moments later
and the Muscles Trio showed up on the stage to a huge ovation from the crowd. The three did a ‘rock, paper, scissors’ and
Muscles Thorpe and McGuire headed down to the ring for the match. The Smashers didn’t like waiting so they
attacked Thorpe and McGuire in an effort to get the match going. The Smashers DOMINATED the Muscles. Those poor rainbow colored bull horn wearing
lovable little guys had their asses handed to them and then some. It didn’t help that Thorpe got injured in the
first minute of the match leaving his partner to be annihilated. Towards the end, Muscles Weasley ran down and
tried to throw in the towel for his team but Smasher #1 caught it and hurled it
back in his face. After they were
satisfied with the destruction they rained upon their opponents, #1 hit McGuire
with a knee smash and he made the lazy cover (no one was kicking out of
anything) and the Smashers got the win.
After the match, Smasher #2 took the mic and called out the World Tag
Team Champions. To everyone’s surprise,
the Champs Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice) came out. DJ had a mic of his own and told the Smashers
that the champs are HERE and not hard to find.
Davis chimed in and said that anytime the Smashers wanted to play in the
big leagues, they were HERE. The fans
popped for them and they left without further action. The Smashers ended up storming out of the
ring. (21 minutes, 73 to 140)
Backstage,
GM Max McGillicutty found that somehow in the move, the picture (defaced more
than ever) of the Unknown Assassin made its way to Tacoma. He took it down and made a point of sending
it back to Master Bull.
It’s
time for our main event. First, manager Ant
Graham came out and introduced Covfefe.
He came out and was booed his entire walk down to the ring. Next, surprising music hit and out came World
Champion Sonic Blade. Sonic came out and
got the crowd to pop louder than they have all night. Sonic walked straight down to commentary and
then told us that he was there to scout the match. He said he wanted to see the top two men for
his title in action. Finally, Drew the
Canadian Love Machine came out to what had to be the loudest pop from this
crowd. He made his way to the ring and
after staring down both Covfefe and Ant Graham, he climbed the turnbuckle to
pose for the fans. He hopped down and
took off his jacket getting ready for the match. GM Max McGillicutty came out and told us that
only 51 minutes of the show was actually wrestling and he didn’t want the
Tacoma fans to go home un-satisfied so he declared that this match would be a
60 minute, greatest number of falls wins.
The first fight went only 7 minutes and ended after Ant Graham got mad
at the ref and shoved him resulting in a DQ.
Fall
1: Drew the Canadian Love Machine (7
minutes expired)
The
battle continued and the next fall went a little longer (11 minutes) and ended
again because of Ant’s interference.
This time Ant smacked Drew with his walking cane ( the ref didn’t see
it) and Covfefe got the pin.
Fall
2: Covfefe (18 min expired)
Covfefe
started the next fall stronger but that was only because Drew was recovering
from the cane shot. Once he recovered, the
Canadian Love Machine took the fight to the monster but both men were beginning
to slow down a bit. They took their time
in this fall and after 29 minutes, Drew hit a handstand head scissors and got
the 3 count.
Fall
#3: Drew the CLM (47 min expired)
Right
off the bat, Drew took out Ant Graham with a flying fivearm. He then pull out some handcuffs that Ant was
carrying around (probably was going to use them) and he handcuffed the manager
to a barrier effectively taking him out of the picture. With Graham gone, Covfefe was lost and
confused and that just let Drew go to town (124 to 47). There were only 13 minutes left for this fall
and Drew took it right to the end. With
only seconds to spare, Drew hit the corkscrew pescado and got the 1-2-3. (final mark was 59:54) Drew is the official #1 contender and even
exhausted, he was still able to celebrate.
Sonic Blade entered the ring and extended his hand to Drew who shook
it. The two had a stare down as the show
came to a close.
Thanks
for reading. Our first “Phoenix Heat”
show will be up next. Stay Tuned.
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