Hello
wrestling fans and welcome back to our newsletter. Our PPV Independence Day Beatdown is only 11
days away and we have a card that is filling up fast. 6 Championship matches will round out our
PPV. The World, US, Ladies, Hardcore,
Tag team and 6 Man championships will all be defended that day.
Pyro
goes off and our first match is ready to go.
The Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out first. As soon as they get in the ring, El Chango
takes the mic. “Hoff and Spicy…you want
the match we are entitled to? Come and
try to take it from us. We are so
confident we will hold on to that match but if we somehow lose, we will…let’s
see…I know…we’ll dissolve as a tag team.
You heard me right. We defeat you
or we break up. Get out here and let’s
get this moving. Oh, and it needs to be
no DQ.” Figgy Newton comes out and
introduces his team – Hoff n’ Spicy – Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice. Davis and the DJ make their way down to the
ring. It doesn’t take long for this one
to get moving. Hoff begins with a monkey
flip and El Chango hits a diving spear.
El Chango locks in a camel clutch but Davis powers out of it and locks
in his own Hollywood (camel) Clutch. He
cinched it in really good and before Leon could jump in, El Chango tapped
out. HOLY COW! Hoff n’ Spicy won the match and now the
Desperados have to break up. Leon,
perturbed, walked off. El Chango
eventually rolled out of the ring and made his way to the back. Hoff n Spicy are going to the PPV to
challenge for the Tag Team Titles. As
they were celebrating, the Steel Curtain rush the ring and attack Davis and the
DJ beating them down. Starbuck and Buzz
ended up standing over their opponents with their belts held high. (2 min for the match; 5 for the rest of the
segment)
Leon
Teremoto arrives backstage. Leon says
his days as a tag team wrestler are over and now he moves on to singles matches
and addresses his match with Reid. He says
Reid has overlooked him and that will be his undoing. Reid walks in and says “Overlook you? Who ARE you?
Boy, do you even know what you’re doing?
You know that guy Otto Ruthless?
He has two wins in HCW and guess what, one was against you. You lose to some guy named Otto Ruthless and
you actually think you have a chance against me? If I wasn’t being forced into this match, I’m
sure I would have found a more worthy opponent.” Leon attacks Reid and they have to be
separated. Reid backs off looking a
little less confident.
We
move on to our second match and Southern Belle makes her way down to the ring
for her match. Next, the Duchess makes
her way out. Duchess says she’s issuing
a challenge to Belle for her title shot at the PPV. Belle accepts. Belle begins wiping the mat with the Duchess
so her royalness calls in the calvary.
Lady Hermann runs down and as the Duchess distracts the ref, Lady
Hermann beats Belle down. Belle is not
able to get back up and is counted out.
The Duchess wins…hang on…GM Max McGillicutty is out here. Max says that this can go two ways. Duchess can win the match but NOT the title
shot OR they can restart the match right here and now. Duchess has no choice and accepts the
restart. Max adds that it will be “Brawl
Games” rules. By the time 20 minutes
rolled around, Belle had beaten the snot out of the Duchess. With no way to get counted out, the Duchess
sort of limped along.
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In the 20th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
The
Southern Belle (f) rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
The
Southern Belle (f) rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
The
Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.
The
Southern Belle (f) executes a INTERFERENCE FROM A NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER....
The
Duchess (f) reverses INTERFERENCE FROM A NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER!
The
Duchess (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....
The
Southern Belle (f) attempts to defend against LOU THESZ PRESS but is
unsuccessful.
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In the 21st minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
The
Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.
The
Duchess (f) executes a SUPERKICK....
The
Southern Belle (f) executes a VICIOUS EYE RAK....
The
Southern Belle (f) scores 7 points.
The
Duchess (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Southern Belle (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
The
Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.
The
Southern Belle (f) executes a MOONSHINE....
The
Duchess (f) attempts to defend against MOONSHINE but is unsuccessful.
The
Southern Belle (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The Duchess
(f) was pinned by The Southern Belle (f)!!!
The
Southern Belle (f) may win with a KO!
The
Southern Belle (f) wins the Brawlgame!
The
Southern Belle (f) wins with a 10-count KO over The Duchess (f)!!!
Southern
Belle retains her spot and the fans pop for her. She celebrates briefly before leaving. (22 min)
Larry
Morton is backstage with Ant Graham and Dr. Red Fang. Graham complains that his man is being forced
to not only wrestle tonight but also at the PPV. Larry tells his it’s just too bad and Fang
nearly takes a bite out of Larry. Fang
glares at the camera and exclaims “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!”
Our
next match is 6 man tag team action.
First, the 5th Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and
Karl Braun) come out and are booed. Next,
the Huber clan (Ferb, Butch and Junior) come out and the fans don’t care much
for them either. Despite Karl being
injured numerous times in the match, the 5th Column beat the holy
hell out of the Huber’s (135 to 220) and it was Mr. Injury prone Karl Braun who
actually managed to nail a flying krautline and score the pin for his
team. The 5th Column stand
victorious and the Baron warns 6 man champs Prestige Inc. that they are coming
for those belts. (28 min)
Backstage,
The Ambassador says it’s time to unveil his new protégés and introduces his new
team and in walk the Steel Curtain. Buzz
says he and Starbuck were tired of getting screwed over by management and the
Ambassador is here to take care of that business for them. Starbuck leans in and says “Word. I’d say more but that seems to sum it up.”
We go
back to the ring for the first of two title matches tonight. First, Muscles Thorpe makes his way down and
he’s acting all goofy. Next, Ant Graham
comes out and introduces the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang. Fang rushes the ring and attacks Thorpe. It didn’t do much good as Thorpe overpowered
Fang and beat him up and down the ring.
Fang finally began making a comeback but Thorpe went for an overhead
suplex but Fang managed to reverse it and after distracting the ref, Ant
smashed Thorpe with his walking cane.
Thorpe crumbled to the mat. Fang
went for the quick cover and got the 1-2-3.
Dr. Red Fang wins the match. (15
min) Just then, the Fiend ran down to
the ring and grabbed a chair. Fang took
off but left his manager behind.
Trapped, Graham pleaded for the Fiend to show mercy but there was none
and the Fiend locked Graham into the Devils Lock (figure four). Graham screamed but The Fiend said the only
way to be freed was to grant him the title match at the PPV. Graham relented and agreed. The Fiend released him only to be attacked
with a chair by the vile Vampire. Fang
dropped the Fiend with a Vampire Lunge and then helped his manager to the
back. The Fiend recovered pretty quickly
and soon followed.
TV
champion Biceps Bannerman is backstage.
He says he too is being discriminated against by having to wrestle
tonight and at the next show. He says it
doesn’t really matter and he’s going to win anyway.
Master
Bull brings Prestige Inc to the ring. He
announces that they are defending the 6 man titles at the PPV but there will be
a change. Bull introduces the newest
member to Prestige Inc…Jesse California.
Jesse comes out and joins his new teammates. With a nod from Master Bull, Jesse, Chic and
Bishop all attack TNT beating him down.
Master Bull then fires TNT from Prestige Inc. The team beats him down until ScooterJ runs
down with a chair and clears the ring.
ScooterJ says that if Bull and his bunch of lackeys want to put the
belts on the line, he will be willing to team with TNT to challenge for
it. Bull says ScooterJ can’t count as
they need 3. ScooterJ says that as long
as the belts are on the line, he will find a third member.
It is
time for our main event. Outback Oscar
comes out first to a good pop from the crowd.
Next, TV Champion Biceps Bannerman comes out and he is booed by the
crowd. Bannerman enters the ring and immediately
attacks Oscar. Despite the sneak attack,
Oscar owned the match and really took it to the TV champion. Bannerman kept trying to battle back but this
was Oscar’s night…or it would have been had they had a longer time limit. Oscar saw he was running out of time and kept
trying to get a pin or submission but Biceps would either roll out of the ring,
grab the ropes or the ref in desperation.
Finally, the bell rang bringing this one to a 20 min draw. Biceps was quick to grab his title and leave
but half way up the ramp, he stops when pyro goes off. Stepping onto the stage is El Chango. El Chango gets into Biceps’ face and says he’s
challenging for the TV title at our next show.
The show comes to an end with both men having a stare down contest on
the ramp.
That’s
all for now. Be sure to stay tuned in as
the PPV will be here before you know it.
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