Wednesday, June 14, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #582


Hello fans and welcome back to our show.  Tonight, the Ragin Cajun himself Rad Gumbo is on hand to defend the US title.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending and says he’s got some big news.  In just a few weeks, on 7/2, HCW will host its next PPV – Independence Day Beatdown.  Max tells us that all 6 matches on the card will be title matches.  The only two belts that won’t be defended will be the Elitist title (Master Bull pulled a fast one and put Reid’s title defense the show before) and the TV title as current champion Biceps Bannerman will be fighting a week before.  Without further ado, let’s get this show moving!

Our first match of the evening begins with former Ladies Champion Starr Vixen coming out to a good pop from the crowd.  Next, Southern Belle makes her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Belle takes the mic and says she’s using this air time to challenge El Gato Negro for the Ladies title at the PPV.  The fans pop.  Starr takes the mic and says she’s challenging Belle for that spot right now.  She says if she beats Belle, she gets the shot at the belt.  Before Belle could respond, the bell rang starting off the match.  Starr began with trying to hit the Flying Fivearm but Belle caught her and used her momentum to send her crashing into the corner steel post.  After that, Belle went to work on the arm and shoulder and Starr was barely able to keep up.  The end came after Belle hit the Southern Swing and hooked the leg for a 3 count.  Southern Belle retains her title shot at the PPV.  (8 min)

Backstage, Buzz and Starbuck Steel barge into Max’s office.  Buzz demands to know why Sneezy and Dopey (Hoff n Spicy) or the Desperate-rados are even being considered for a title shot.  Max reminds Buzz that he calls the shots (Buzz whispered that he thinks Max calls #900 numbers) and Starbuck laughs.  Max chuckles and tells the Steel Curtain “You know what else is funny?  Buzz, you get Angry Jack Lawson in a match.”  Buzz is irate.  “Starbuck”, Max continues, “you get the Crocodile Hunter.  You boys better go get ready for your matches.”  Buzz and Starbuck storm out and Max shakes his head. 

Our next match starts off with Starbuck Steel making his way out to the ring.  I think by now the fans are starting to turn on the Steel Curtain and Buck’s reception from the fans was not overly pleasant.  Next, the Crocodile Hunter comes out and the crowd pops huge for him.  He gets in the ring and soaks in the adulation from the fans.  For 4 minutes, Croc went to town beating the snot out of Starbuck.  Starbuck tried to leave but Croc brought him back in.  After a few more minutes of beating Starbuck down, Croc went for a high risk move and Buck hit the ropes causing Croc to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle (OUCH).  Starbuck hit a Starplex and went for a pin but Croc managed to kick out.  Starbuck started an offensive run but Croc brought that to a screeching halt after hitting the Prince’s Throne.  Starbuck decided he’d had enough and rolled out of the ring and made his way to the back.  He ended up getting counted out awarding the win to Crocodile Hunter via CO.  Croc celebrated with the fans briefly before leaving. (13 ½ min)

Super Shockmaster is backstage and he criticizes World Champion Texas Wildfire for the lackluster talent he’s defending his title against.  SS says that TW is being protected against real competition and says he stands up against anyone who thinks they are worthy.  “What about me?” sounds behind him and SS turns around only to start eating the flying fists from Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  The two men brawl and after SS grabs a chair and Drew FORCIBLY takes it from him, SS beats a hasty retreat.  Drew is standing there stewing. 

We head back to the ring as Buzz Steel makes his way down and like Starbuck, the fans voice their displeasure at him.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson makes his way out and he looks to be in a foul mood…like someone stole his lollypop.  He rushes the ring and Buzz bails.  After some procrastination, Buzz finally gets back in the ring.  Buzz went to the top rope but Jack caught him and slammed him to the ground.  Buzz got up pretty quick and dropkicked Jack to the outside of the ring.  As Jack was making his way back in, Buzz hits him with the Buzz Cut but Jack rolls back out of the ring to avoid the pin.  Jack makes it back in and after eye raking Buzz, he climbed to the top rope and hit Buzz with a flying clothesline.  He makes the cover but Buzz kicks out at 2.   Buzz goes for a reverse neckbreaker but Jack reverses it and hits an Angry chokeslam.  Jack goes for the pin but Buzz kicks out.   Buzz hits the Buzz Cut again and follows it up with a  flying knee smash but Jack no-sells it and hits Buzz with another Angry Chokeslam.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Angry Jack Lawson wins this one.  He crinkles his face in disgust and leaves.  (9 min)

Ferb Huber is backstage and says he has family to watch his back and Gumbo has no one but a spindly little manager. That will make the difference when he wins the belt tonight.

The next match kicks off with 2 members of the Snake Pit – Niven and Leiton Snake  - making their way down to the ring.  Next, music hits and it’s a remixed version of “Can’t touch this/Under Pressure” but it’s tweaked enough (hey, if Vanilla Ice can change it, so can they - instead of it being dananananananana, it was more like dadadadadadadadada) and out comes “Figgy” Newton and the team of Hoff n Spicy – Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice.   The fans still don’t know what to make of them – some cheer and some boo.   The Hoff does a little dance (think Grandmaster Sexay) and DJ pretends he’s working a turntable.  Davis and DJ were on fire and with Figgy’s help, owned the match.  Lots of double teaming from Hoff n Spicy kept the Snake Pit off their game.  While both the Hoff and DJ were in the ring,  Leiton caught Hoff with a slingblade but DJ hit him with a Superplex.  Hoff then hurled Leiton out of the ring and he was in no shape to make it back in.  Hoff n Spicy get the win much to the delight of their manager.  Figgy and his team celebrated and then left.  (12 min)

US Champion Rad Gumbo is with his manager MJ and he says that the great champion he is, not only will he defend and retain his title tonight, in two weeks, he’ll accept the challenge of Dude USA and defend the title against him at the PPV.  Gumbo says no one is more ‘Merican than he and will prove it tonight.

It’s time for the main event.  Ferb Huber makes his way out accompanied to the ring by his brothers Junior and Butch Huber.  The ref tells the clan that Junior and Butch are not authorized to be at ringside and he sends them to the back.  Next, MJ comes out and introduces the US Champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo comes out to a decent pop.  Ferb, perturbed that his clan was sent from ringside, goes right after Rad.  The offense was short lived as Rad turned up the heat and Ferb had to get out of the kitchen.   MJ tried one too many times to help Rad out and Ferb went after him nearly incapacitating him.  Rad was not happy someone tried to attack his manager and he took it out on Ferb.  After dropping Ferb with the “where you at” jabs, MJ used some peanut shells and used them to eye gouge Ferb.  Rad went for a pin but Ferb got his foot on the ropes.  Rad distracted the ref as MJ used more peanut shells to eye gouge Ferb and then Rad pulled Ferb into the middle of the ring, hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.  Rad Gumbo retains the US title.  All of a sudden, Dude USA Mick Rude came out and confronted Rad on his cheating.  Gumbo asked the ref if he saw anything and the ref was clueless.  The show came to an end with Rad flaunting the US title in the face of Mick Rude.


That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

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