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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
The PPV continues to take shape and rivalries are heating up expecting
to reach their boiling point just a few short weeks from now.
The
show kicks off with Master Bull and ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild making their
way out to the booing from the fans.
Master Bull takes the mic and tells the fat, out of shape hillbillies to
sit down and shut their faces and let Reid talk. Reid gets on the mic and says that tonight,
right here, he will introduce the first member of the NEW Prestige Inc. Reid then introduces…Bishop Ripley. Ripley, who was thought to be a fan
favorite, now gets the venomous treatment from the fans. Ripley shakes hands with Bull and Reid and
says it is an honor to be part of a team with the legacy that Prestige Inc.
had. Bull says that Ripley does have one
final test and that is in a match right now.
Ripley says he’s ready.
Match
#1: Bishop Ripley w/Master Bull vs the
Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore. Ripley is
in the ring as Reid and Bull make their way out. Reid sits at commentary. Bruce Biltmore gets a pop from the crowd and
he soaks it in. He gets in the ring but
Ripley goes right on the offensive.
Bruce gains the upper hand and owns it for 9 minutes until Master Bull
made his presence known and things went into Bishop’s favor. Bull kept giving Bishop advice which seemed
to make him all the more stronger.
Finally, after getting one last set of words of wisdom (and a foreign
object), Bishop discretely nailed Bruce with it and went for the cover getting
the 1-2-3. Bishop Ripley gets the win
and is welcomed into the Prestige Inc. family.
(13 min)
GM Max
McGillicutty is back in his office and he says that he is announcing a Ladies’
Battle Royal for the PPV. He also announces
that the main event for all three shows will be the World Tag Team titles, the
Ladies’ Title and the World Title.
Speaking
of the Tag Team Champions, the Ambassador leads the champs Pete the PUN-isher
and the King of Cones Magnum Kone out to the ring. Pete gets on the mic and reiterates that he
feels the Steel Curtain are washed-up nobodies deserving absolutely
nothing. Pete says he’s in a ‘mood’ and
calls out the 5th Column.
Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood come out and Pete tells them that
they are in luck and that they will get a title shot tonight (he apparently
didn’t run this buy either his manager or tag team partner). Oswand and the Baron went down to the ring
and entered. The bell was then
rung.
Match
#2: World Tag Team Title Match: Pete the PUN-isher and Magnum Kone w/the
Ambassador vs 5th Column members Baron von Blood and Oswald
Zimmerman. I guess Pete just opened his
big mouth one too many times and the 5th Column practically
destroyed the champs. It didn’t help
that the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out to watch the match
standing on stage. Magnum got left in
the majority of the match and Pete only entered when it was ‘safe’ and he’d
depart after hitting one move. Finally,
it came to the end and Oswald hit Magnum with the Flatliner but Pete ran in and
hurled him out of the ring. He followed
him out and ran him into the steel post.
The ref reached 10 just as Pete rolled back in and Oswald gets counted
out. Pete and Magnum retain their belts
with a countout win. (8 min). Buzz and Starbuck were already on their way
down and Pete seeing Magnum was still out, bailed before the Curtain could get
their hands on him. Starbuck takes a mic
and tells Pete that payback will be a bitch.
Buzz leans in and says ‘Word’.
Pete left on his own as the Ambassador helped Magnum from the ring.
Back
in Max’s office, he tells Starr Vixen and Kimberly Kiccass that they fight
tonight to see who will get a shot at the ladies title. Kimberly says she never got her rematch for
the belt but Max says that Starr has one of the best records in the division so
this match will happen tonight. Kimberly
shoulders her way past Starr saying she’ll see her in the ring. Starr says she’s ready.
Match
#3: The Super Shockmaster makes his way
out as a deep bellowing laugh echoes through the speakers. SS calls out Adam Jameson telling him not to
wait for the PPV but to come ‘get some’.
Instead, the Fiend comes out to his Misfits theme song and the fans
pop. Super Shockmaster goes right on the
offensive dominating the Fiend to the point where he was just toying with
him. The Fiend got in quite a few good
licks but SS just battled back and overwhelmed his opponent. SS then locked the Fiend up in the ropes and
while the ref helped to free him, the Super Shockmaster climbed to the top rope
showboating to the fans. All of a
sudden, Adam Jameson hopped the barrier and grabbing a steel chair on his way
in, nailed SS in the knee and he fell crashing to the mat. Adam took off before the ref could see
him. The Fiend then took the opportunity
to lock in the Devil’s Lock (figure four) and SS ended up not getting his
shoulders off the mat in time and he got pinned. The Fiend gets the win and smirked at SS
before leaving. The Super Shockmaster
then hollered for AJ to return but he never did. The Super Shockmaster limped out of the ring
and boy was he pissed. (18 min)
The
World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine is backstage and says that Texas
Wildfire is a hell of a performer and is enjoying their best of series of
matches. He says tonight he evens it all
back up and then they will go for the tie breaker. Drew says that he’s ready.
Match
#4: Superquake Ferguson makes his way
out to a mixed reaction. Next, Talon
McFrost comes out and surprisingly gets a pop.
Both men agree to a no DQ match just for the heck of it. Talon bit off more than he could chew with
taking on the Giant. He also didn’t take
into account that a ‘no DQ’ rule would surely draw out the Axe which it
did. Axe ended up attacking Talon
dropping him with the Axe. Ferguson then
picked up Talon locking in a bearhug and when he didn’t submit, he dropped him
to the mat with him on top squishing him.
Ferguson got the easy 3 count after that. (8 min) Ferguson left the ring and Axe entered
picking up Talon and hitting him with the Axe once again. Axe stood over him and the fans booed. Eventually both men left the ring.
Texas
Wildfire is backstage and is pumped up.
He is just waiting on his cue and he’s ready to hit the ring.
Music
hits as Match #5 is underway. Texas
Wildfire comes out first and the fans pop for him. Next, the World Champion Drew the Canadian
Love Machine comes out and his reaction is equal. Both men get in the ring and shake
hands. Drew immediately dazzled TW with
his speed and kept him on the defensive.
Finally he would battle back but Drew connected with a handstand
headscissors taking TW off his feet but he landed right on his head. Drew didn’t notice as he made the cover and
got the (surprising to him) quick 1-2-3.
Drew celebrated but noticed TW was slow to get up. Wildfire shook the cobwebs out and shook
hands with Drew. Both men left. We assume Wildfire will be getting checked
out. (9 min) They are now 2-2.
The
Ladies Champion the Duchess makes her way out and goes to sit at
commentary. She lets everyone listening
know that she’s eager to see who wins this one.
The
Main Event is ready to go and Kimberly Kiccass makes her way out first. Instead of going right into the ring, she
confronts the Ladies Champion accusing her of ducking her by not giving her her
rematch. The Duchess remains in her seat
and just smiles. Starr Vixen comes out
next and the fans pop for her. She gets
into the ring but is immediately attacked by Kimberly. Kimberly was the more aggressive and kept
that going throughout the match. Starr
came close after hitting a flying fivearm but Kimberly grabbed the rope in the
nick of time. Kimberly locked in a
dragon sleeper but Starr powered out of it only to be dropped to the floor with
a hair pull. Starr tossed Kimberly over
the top rope but Kimberly held on until Starr nailed a baseball slide dropkick
to the floor that forced Kimberly to fall off the ring and smack her head on
the way down. She was not able to make
it back in before the 10 count so the match and the title shot are awarded to
Starr Vixen. (17 ½ min). Starr had her arm raised but as soon as she
turned around, the Duchess was standing right there staring at her. The two stared at each other as the show came
to an end.
Be
sure to come back and join us as we close in on our PPV.
The new Prestige Inc begins it's world domination TODAY!
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