Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Things have really picked up steam in the last couple of shows and we
expect tonight to really be no different.
The
show begins with someone we don’t recognize walking backstage. The guy is pretty buff and…hang on a
minute…wait a second…HELL, that’s Turnip!
HOLY COW…what the hell happened to him?
He’s gone through a transformation and now he looks like a
bodybuilder. Turnip approaches his
cousins the Hubers. Junior turns to look
at him and says “well now, lookee at who’s been hitting the gym.” The Hubers laugh at Turnip. Turnip says that the Huber clan will no
longer pick on him. Junior guffaws and
asks his family if they should take ol’ Turnip behind the woodshed and teach
him some manners. He turns around only
to get sent crashing to the floor from ONE PUNCH from Turnip. “I’ll see you in the ring” Turnip says as he
walks away. The Hubers look astonished.
Our
first match of the evening starts with Betsy Cummings making her way out to the
ring amidst a chorus of boos. Southern
Belle makes her way out and she surprisingly gets a huge reaction from the
crowd tonight. Betsy, the hometown
girl, gets upset and attacks Belle. For
8 minutes, Belle held her own but then, what appeared to be Betsy’s twin sister
Felicia snuck out from under the ring and traded places with Betsy and being
the fresh wrestler, took the fight to Belle but Belle refused to give up. Just as the match was winding down, Betsy got
back in the ring and Felicia hopped the ringside barrier and crouched down as
not to be seen. With one last surge,
Belle hit a flying bodypress and tried to make the cover but the bell rang
bringing this one to a time limit draw.
Belle quickly left the ring happy to have survived this one just as
Felicia got back in the ring. The twins
tried to complain to the ref but it fell on deaf ears. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
Phat Sol sees Biceps Bannerman and issues him a challenge for his spot for the
TV title against his tag team partner and TV champion Red Hot Lucas
Johnston. Biceps snorts at the challenge
and accepts saying the hospital bill will be on Phat.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Taylor Bella makes her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. She gets on the mic and questions why she
hasn’t been used as of late. GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and acknowledges the lack of air time/in ring
competition and says she can choose whomever she wants to face EXCEPT the
Ladies Champion the Duchess. Taylor
thinks about it for a moment and then calls out Ravishing Ruby Princess. Ruby makes her way out to a mixed reaction
and she slides under the ring rope to enter the ring. Taylor dominated the match but nothing she
did would keep Ruby down for a 3 count.
The longer the match went on and Ruby took the beating, the more the
fans got behind her. By the time the
match was almost over, the fans were practically cheering loudly for Ruby. Taylor, getting desperate that the time was
about to run out, connected with a monkey flip and hooked the tights for a
1…and the bell rang bringing this one to a draw finish. Taylor got upset and yelled at the ref to
restart the match but he refused. Taylor
then attacked Ruby beating her down until Ruby started to “hulk up”. Taylor kept hitting her but Ruby started
shaking. One last shot from Taylor was
met by a finger point in Taylor’s face and Ruby’s eyes having gone all
wide. Taylor, not sure what was going to
happen next, bailed out of the ring.
Taylor, still wide eyed, started to chase her and the two ran to the
back. (20 min draw)
The US
Champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo arrives and walks into Max’s office. He says he wants a piece of the action and
demands a match but will not put the US title on the line. Max says ‘fine’ and tells him he gets to take
on everyone’s least favorite vampire bot Dr. Red Fang. The color drains from
Rad’s face as Max escorts him out of his office.
Phat
Sol comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Biceps Bannerman comes out next and the
one-time fan favorite is now booed. He
gets in the ring and is basically twice the size of Phat. This Davey vs Goliath story starts off with
Biceps trying to use his power to beat Phat down but Phat (still a bigger guy)
used his speed to keep out of Biceps’ reach.
In fact, Phat stayed just out of reach until the bigger man started to
run out of steam. Biceps had slowed down
considerably and Phat did something no one though he could … he bodyslammed the
big man. Even Biceps was astonished and
that astonishment ‘blinded’ him for 3 coveted seconds and Phat gets the
win. Phat Sol will now challenge his tag
team partner for the TV title. The
crowd popped as ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston came out and questioned what was going
on. Phat said that as much as he
respects Lucas, it’s time for him to shine.
Phat leaves the ring with Lucas staring on. (12 min)
Backstage,
Ravishing Ruby Princess approached GM Max and requests a rematch against Taylor
Bella at the next show. Max agrees to
it.
The
show is interrupted when Master Bull and ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild make
their way out accompanied by Prestige Inc. member Bishop Ripley. Master Bull gets on the mic but it takes a
moment for him to get a word in as the fans don’t really care what he has to
say. Bull says that Reid is going to
announce the 2nd member to the team.
Reid take the mic but first says that this person also will have to go
through the passage of initiation. Reid
calls down Niven Snake and tells him he gets to be the sounding board for who
will be the next member of the team.
Music hits and out comes ‘Superstar’ Chic Monroe. Monroe walks by Niven Snake and shakes hands
with Bull, Reid and Bishop and tells them they made the right choice. Bull, Reid and Bishop all leave the ring so
Chic can have his match.
Chic
Monroe vs Niven Snake: There was no
question. Right off the bat, Chic hit
Niven with a straight jacket suplex dropping Niven right on his head. Chic made the cover right away and got the 3
count. The match didn’t even get 30
seconds in. Chic is joined by the other
members of Prestige Inc. and they all celebrate in the ring. Reid says “2 down and one more to go” before
they all leave (all the after match stuff took longer than the actual match
itself).
Max is
back in his office and says that at the PPV, there will be men’s battle
royal. He says that with the exception
of someone holding a title, the battle royal will be for everyone.
Out in
the parking area, Mountain Man Junior Huber is pacing like an animal after
getting knocked to the ground by Turnip and he is just getting more and more irritated. He walks over to a car and FLIPS it on to it’s
side. The car’s alarm goes off but he
just heads back inside.
Our
fifth match of the evening starts with Mountain Man Junior Huber making his way
to the ring and he is pissed. He looks
ready to tear someone limb from limb.
Next, Turnip comes out and the fans go insane. He gets the loudest pop of the night. Turnip gets in the ring and Junior looks like
a rabid dog but Turnip will not back down.
The two of them begin slugging it out and didn’t stop for almost 8
minutes. During their brawl, Turnip and
Junior ended up on the outside of the ring.
The ref began the count. Junior
tried to hurl Turnip into the ringpost but Turnip reversed it and clotheslined
the big man. He then picked up Junior
and POWERBOMBED him right through the announcers table. HOLY SHIT chants rang out. Turnip rolled back in just before the ref got
to 10. Junior ends up getting counted
out. Turnip is back with a
vengeance! He leaves to a tremendous pop
from the crowd. (8 min)
Max
makes one final appearance and says that Texas Wildfire has passed all the
tests and is ready for the 5th and final battle against Drew the
Canadian Love Machine. That match
happens at the next show.
It is
time for our MAIN EVENT. Dr. Red Fang,
accompanied by his manager Ant Graham, comes out first. He is booed because no one really likes a
vampire bot. “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa
time bitch” blares over the loudspeakers and the US champion Rad Gumbo and his
manager MJ make their way out and down to the ring. Fang goes right on the offensive but Gumbo
was waiting for him. Gumbo handled the
evil Dr with lots of help from his manager.
Ant Graham tried to complain but the ref totally ignored him. Finally, Gumbo got Fang in the Onion Lock
(Muta lock) and Graham tried to complain once again and once again, he was
ignored. He then climbed in the ring and
socked the ref bringing this one to a DQ finish. Rad Gumbo gets the win. All of a sudden, the Stache runs down and
begins to beat down on Fang. He socks
Ant Graham once for good measure and Graham falls out of the ring to the
floor. Stache sets up Fang on the top
turnbuckle and then connects with the Whiplash (snap suplex) from the top
turnbuckle. Fang is out and the Stache
stands over him as the fans cheer and the show comes to an end.
We
expect things to only become more interesting as time progresses so be sure to
tune back in.
GIVE ME THE ANCHOR and DYNASTY is DESTINED to happen!!!!
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