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Today’s show kicks off back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office. On one side is CJ. On the other, the Elitist Reid Rothchild and
his manager Master Bull. Max says that
this constant arresting of HCW superstars is getting out of hand. Max lays out a contract that will give CJ a
match against Reid Rothchild for the Elitist Title. Reid tried to complain but Max shushed
him. CJ asked what the catch was. Max said that he could not, physically or
with any sort of object from a spitball to an automotive vehicle, ‘touch’
Reid. CJ smiles and signs the contract
as Reid complains. CJ goes to leave and
appears to jump in Reid’s face expecting him to flinch but the champ does not
(Master Bull however, did step back a step).
CJ left. Max tells Reid that this
is the one and only chance CJ has at the Elitist title. If Reid is successful in defending his title,
he will never have to defend it again against CJ. Reid smiles and also signs. Bull says they need to go scout for tonight’s
show but for safety’s sake, they’ll do it from the protection of their dressing
room.
Match
#1: Lexy Flexx makes her way out to the
ring. Next, Scarlett Phoenix comes out
and she gets a loud pop from the crowd.
Lexy attacks her before the bell.
The ref finally regains some composure and starts the match. Phoenix was on fire and practically destroyed
Lexy until Scarlett attempted a flying kneedrop but missed. Lexy then pulled her to the corner and
wrapped her knee around the steel post.
She then pulled her back in and locked in a four-leg clover
leglock. Scarlett had no choice but to
tap out to avoid further injury. Lexy
Flexx wins this one via submission. (10
min). Scarlett had to be helped out of the
ring to the back.
US
Champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo shows up with his manager MJ. He looks at the lineup for tonight but does
not see his name listed. He pushes the
creative team aside, tears off a name from the board and says that tonight, the
US champ is here. He glares at them and
tells them to make sure he has a solid opponent tonight.
Match
#2: Mason the Mangler comes out with his
manager Ant Graham. Next, his opponent
‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore comes out.
The Mangler goes right on the offensive but Bruce shuts him down. In fact, Bruce had control of the entire
match but he could not get a pin attempt.
Ant got involved a couple of times but it didn’t help. Once the bell rang bringing this one to a
time limit draw, the Smashers came out threatening to attack Mason (not sure
why they have a beef with him) but Ice Dagger came out with a chair and the
Smashers left. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
the World Tag Team Champs Pete the PUN-isher and the King of Cones Magnum Kone
are backstage with their manager the Ambassador. Pete questions why a team who was on
suspension wins a crappy-ass tournament against a bunch of losers, and now are
in line for a title shot. Pete says
this is beneath them and if he is forced to defend his (yes, he’s leaving
Magnum out) title, then he will not be responsible for the carnage that will
soon follow. Pete then storms off
leaving Mangum and the Ambassador behind.
Match
#3: Ice Dagger vs Bishop Ripley. Bishop Ripley looked great in the ring and
Ice Dagger struggled. ID asked his
manager (Ant Graham) for help more often that he probably should have. Ant was lucky he didn’t get his face punched
in by Ripley. Ripley set up and signaled
he was going to hit the Alien Resurrection but Dagger grabbed the ref and Ant
blasted Ripley with his cane breaking over his head. Ripley collapsed in the ring. Dagger went for the pin and got the 3
count. Ice Dagger gets the win to the
booing from the fans. All of a sudden,
the Smashers came back out and attacked Dagger dropping him with a doomsday
device. Mason, who had left, ran back
out only to meet a similar fate. The
Smashers stood victorious over them as Ant yelled at them from the
outside. (14 min for the match; 5 extra
for the attack)
Backstage, Sonic Blade approaches King Wilber and asks what the
hell that was last show. King Wilber
looks at him and says "As
of today, today, tomorrow, and every day passing forward, you stand alone. And
alone you shall fall.” King Wilber looks
at the camera. “But you, my loyal
subjects, you shall stand with me and you never have to be alone ever again.
You stand with me and you will remember me not as a monster but you will
remember me for what I truly am: a KING."
Wilber walks away and Sonic just stands there shaking his head.
We
head back to the ring for Match #4:
Jesse California makes his way out first to a decent pop. Next, King Wilber comes out. The
two slugging it out is what started the match and almost what brought it to a
close. His Royalness and the young man
from the West Coast went toe to toe for the entire match. Wilber got lucky and hit Jesse with hammering
blows to the back but Jesse hit the Famouser leg drop. Wilber got up and locked Jesse in a rear chin
lock and when Jesse tried to power out of it, Wilber turned it into a pin
attempt and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3. King Wilber gets the win. (14 min).
Just then, Sonic Blade came out and tried to point out to the ref that
Wilber cheated to get the win.
Unfortunately, the ref couldn’t do anything about it. Wilber, though, paid close attention and then
as he was leaving, whispered “You’re next”.
Backstage,
Ant Graham, Mason the Mangler and Ice Dagger demand a match against the
Smashers at the PPV. GM Max McGillicutty
just so happened to be walking by, heard this and thought it would be good for
business so he said he’d make it happen.
Match #5
is next. First, Baron von Blood makes
his way out and he is still booed. Next,
blaring over the loudspeakers comes “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time bitch!”
and the US champion the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo comes out accompanied by his
manager MJ. MJ is quick to remind us
that this is a non-title match. The
Baron was quick to gain the upper hand but the constant interference from MJ
helped the US champion continue on. The
Baron then caught Rad with a German lariat and was getting ready to go for the
pin but MJ was too far to prevent that so he grabbed the ref by the leg and
pulled him out of the ring. He then
slugged the ref and the ref called for the bell. Rad Gumbo has been disqualified due to
manager interference. Gumbo then hurled
the Baron out of the ring and then he and MJ started to leave. The Baron, pissed off, followed right after
them. (12 min)
Backstage,
ScooterJ sees that his name was the one removed from the card tonight. He is not happy about it. Max says that to make it up to him, he’ll put
him in a match against the Hardcore Champion the Stache at the next show. ScooterJ calmed down and then left.
Also
backstage are the Steel Curtain (Starbuck and Buzz Steel). Buzz said he heard the comments of the champs
and calls them suckas. Starbuck says
that Pete and Magnum will underestimate them and that will be their
downfall. Buzz chimes back in and says
“Word” and they both exit the shot.
It’s
time for the MAIN EVENT and it will be for the TV title. First, the challenger the Hollywood Star came
out to an ok reaction. Next the champion
‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston came out and he was much better received. The fans seem to be back on his side after he
dumped the Ambassador as his manager.
Lucas shined like a star in this match but as much as he dominated the
bout (148 to 75), he could not keep the Hollywood Star down for a three
count. Finally, the bell rang bringing
this one to a draw. An exhausted Lucas
made it to his feet only to see standing there in the ring…Biceps
Bannerman. Bannerman clubbed the champ
and then nailed him with the Dominator.
Biceps takes a mic and says he is challenging Lucas for the TV title at
the PPV.
The
show comes to an end with the fans booing Biceps but he doesn’t care.
Thanks
for reading. The PPV is getting closer
so be sure to stick around.
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