Sunday, September 25, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #507


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Last issue saw Southern Belle turn on Madame Jade while Master Bull turned on ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  Good news is that both of them will be speaking today on their actions.

We start off in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.  Sitting with him is the TV Champion Reid Rothchild.   Reid appears hot.  “I want answers, Max.  I want to know why, after all this time, he turned on me.”  Max replies “Reid, I don’t have those answers.  You will need to have that conversation with Master Bull.  Speaking about Master Bull, I have a bit of bad news.  Apparently now he manages ScooterJ and has demanded that since your ‘illegal actions’ last week (using the chair and then pretending ScooterJ was the culprit), he is demanding that you once again defend the TV title against ScooterJ.  I’m afraid I have to side with him on this one but I will allow you to choose the stipulation.”   Reid ponders it for a moment and then says “I want it no DQ.”  Max nods and says “Done”.  Reid picks up his title and leaves.

Pyro goes off and we are underway.  Kicking off our first match is Perfect Pecs Stoddard.  He heads to the ring and most people here don’t care for him.  His opponent Adam Jameson comes out and gets a good pop from the crowd.  Pecs totally owned this match as he outwrestled his opponent at every turn.  AJ tried to turn the tide multiple times but tonight was Pec’s night.  Pecs took his time but was in shock when he noticed the clock ticking down.  Pecs hit the White Noise piledriver but AJ kicked out at 2.  He then sent AJ to the ropes and caught him with a fallaway slam.  Pecs rolled him up and got the 3 count just before the time limit ran out.  Perfect Pecs Stoddard gets the win.  (19:55)

Backstage, manager Ant Graham is with 2 members of the 5th Column – Baron von Blood and Oswald Zimmerman.  Graham says that the 5th Column wants to continue with their winning ways and issue a challenge to the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto).  The Desperados have yet to arrive so we’re not sure if this match will happen tonight or not.

In an effort to try to win over the fans (give him credit for trying), Pete Punsher (the PUN-isher) makes his way out.  He has a mic.

“Ok, I know my puns have been challenging to say the least but I’ve got a new batch I know you’re just going to love.”

“Why did the bike fall over?  It was too tired.”  The fans boo.  Pete begins to get upset.

“I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.”  The fans groan again.  Pete can’t understand why they’re not getting his awesome humor.

“Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."  The fans break out into full hatred mode.  “Fine, you idiots don’t get to see me wrestle tonight then.”  Pete drops the mic and storms off.

We cut to the back and the Hardcore Champion The Fiend has arrived.  He is met by Clarkus Kentus who asks where he’s been.  “I’ve been touring overseas representing the HCW and I’ve kept my ear to the ground and I’ve heard that Dr. Red Fang has been throwing tantrums because he hasn’t gotten his way.  Guess what Fang, you LOST the belt to me and now, you need to start all over again.  Tonight, I’m taking on Mr. Wrestling V.”  Clarkus tells him that actually Mr. Wrestling V lost his shot to Dr. Red Fang.  “Well doesn’t that just cut the cake?  Fine…I’ll take on Angry Jack Lawson.”  The Fiend heads off towards the dressing room.

Backstage in Max’s office, Ant Graham is with Dr. Red Fang and complains to Max that the Fiend is ducking them.  Max says it’s the Fiend’s prerogative to wrestle who he wants as long as he defends his title once every 30 days.  Graham says that it’s actually been more than 30 days since he defended the title here.  Max says that the Fiend has been representing the HCW overseas and he did defend the title there so he’s met the requirement.  Graham says he and the good Dr. are going to take matters into their own hands and they storm out of Max’s office.

The Desperados arrive on the scene and Larry Morton meets with them and tells them about the challenge from the 5th Column.  El Chango says “Of course we’ll accept” and he and Leon head inside to change.

We head back to the ring and Angry Jack Lawson powerwalks to the ring.  He paces in the ring like a caged animal.  Next, the Hardcore Champion the Fiend comes out to a good pop from the crowd.  He announces that this match will be a Boot Camp rules match. The Fiend stayed right there with the Angry one until the Fiend got stomped on by a military boot and then hurled into the ringside post.  Jack then turned up the heat (so to speak) and really took the match to the champ.  Jack climbed to the top rope and nailed a clothesline.  He went for the pin but the Fiend kicked out at 2 and 99/100.  Jack was pissed.   The Fiend connects with the Last Caress (DDT) but Jack kicks out at 1.  The Fiend then puts on a helmet and hits Jack with the Project 1950 (headbutt smash).  He tries to go for the pin but the bell rings bringing this one to a time limit draw.  All of a sudden, Dr. Red Fang rushes out and attacks the Fiend.  Fang nails the Fiend with a Vampire’s Lunge.  The Fiend is down.  Fang takes the title and holds it high while screaming “Vampire Lunges for everyone!”  Ant got him to calm down.  Fang drops the title on the still unconscious champ and leaves.

We cut to the back where Clarkus Kentus is sitting with Southern Belle.  Clarkus starts off with the question on everyone’s mind:  “Why did you attack Madame Jade”?  Belle replies “The question should actually be ‘Why didn’t I’.  Madame Jade is not worthy of my managerial skills and wanted her to understand that.”  Clarkus asks “If she is not on your list of someone to manage, do you have someone already picked out?”  Belle smiles.  “Yes, I almost gave that away last show but those fans were not worthy of such an announcement so I decided to hold off…until now.  You see, I’ve done a lot of scouting and the one person with the best record in this division is Ravishing Raquel.  However, Raquel has declined my invitation to manage her so I’ve decided on the next best thing…the Ladies Champion the Duchess.  That’s right…the champ has earned my services and I will be in her corner to ensure that title never leaves her side.  Raquel will regret not taking me up on my offer.”  Belle gets up and leaves.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Ant Graham makes his way out and introduces the 5th Column members Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood.  This time the Desperados are the aggressors and they go after Oswald and the Baron.  However, the early interference from Ant Graham put the Desperados at a disadvantage.  7 minutes in, Leon and El Chango attack Oswald on the outside of the ring hitting him with a spike piledriver.  Oswald is out for 10 minutes.  That left the Baron to fend for himself but with Graham constantly interfering, he was able to keep the momentum going until Oswald recovered.  Baron hits El Chango with a Blitzkreig Stunner and goes for the pin but El Chango kicks out and miraculously makes the tag to Leon.  Just as Leon is getting in the ring, Ant Graham hits him with his cane breaking it.  Leon fell into the ring and the Baron made the cover and with a hook of the tights, scored the 1-2-3.  The 5th Column win another one.  Just then, the Axe, Dude USA Mick Rude and Jesse California all ran down and Graham and his boys took off.  Axe gets on the mic and throws out a challenge to the 5th Column demanding a rematch.  We can hear Graham yell back “Only on my terms boy…only on my terms.”  Eventually Axe, Mick and Jesse leave.  (18 min for the match, 22 total for the segment)

Larry Morton is backstage with Master Bull.  Larry says that he, along with the fans and Reid Rothchild want to know why he turned his back on his friend.  Bull says that Reid has been a disappointment.  He says that Reid couldn’t actually wrestle his way out of a paper bag and the only reason Reid was as successful as he appeared to be was because of him.  Bull says that ScooterJ is a breath of fresh air who defeated Reid in only his second outing.  Bull said that after conferring with ScooterJ, he agreed to take Bull on as his manager with just one stipulation…he wanted a rematch for the TV title.  Bull said he would make it happen.  “If this guy is this good without me, imagine what we can do with me as his manager…the sky is the limit.”  With that, the segment ends.

It’s time for our main event.  The Savior makes his way to the ring first amidst the booing from the crowd.  Next, US Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine makes his way out to the largest pop of the night.  Drew rushed to the ring which prompted the Savior to bail out.  The few times the Savior tried to sneak back in, Drew would turn around and the Savior would bail again.  Finally Drew backed off long enough to let the Savior back in the ring.  It was announced that this would be a Canadian Brawl Games rules and they would be given a no time limit match so it would allow them to finish this feud.  Both men locked up and for two minutes, neither would give an inch.  The Savior, of course, hits a low blow and that started his offensive run.  Drew would battle back hitting both the Lover’s Bomb and a Corkscrew Pescado and would get near falls but no 3 count.  Both men traded the offense for 15 minutes with no real clear cut winner.  We join now at the 15 minute mark. 

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a BRAINBUSTER....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine neutralizes BRAINBUSTER.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Savior rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....

The Savior executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against VERTICAL SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Reverses the pin!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
The Savior kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a SPREAD THE WORD....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against SPREAD THE WORD but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

1...
Drew the Canadian Love Machine kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.  Drew makes it back in.

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior throws Drew out of the ring and then executes an INTERFERENCE FROM A NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER…

All of a sudden, Superstar Chic Monroe runs down and nails Drew with a Cradle Facebuster on the floor.  Drew appears to be out cold.  Chic then rolls Drew back into the ring and then backs up the ramp.  He motions to the Savior that he will want a shot at that title soon.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against a Throw out of ring and outside interference but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Drew the Canadian Love Machine was pinned by The Savior!!!

The Savior may win with a KO!  The Savior pulls out some handcuffs and cuffs Drew to the bottom rope so he can’t get up.
The Savior wins with a 10-count KO over Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

The Savior wins the Canadian Brawl game and is the NEW US CHAMPION!!!

The Savior takes the US title from the ref and holds it up high as the ref goes to check on Drew.  The Savior takes a mic:  “This title has been used as a reference for the United States alone.  However, there are Germans, Italians, Swedish and Canadians who all wrestle here.  From this day forth, I hereby decree that this title will no longer be known as the US title but now will be the Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Title.   A title that a fellow Canadian (Lance Storm) once made great will be brought back by another great Canadian – ME!  This new championship AND I are here to stay!”  The Savior smiles evilly as Drew snarls in anger.


With that the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned for more action.

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