Sunday, September 11, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #503


Hello fans and welcome back to the latest installment of our newsletter.  Well, I think it’s safe to say that the 3 individuals who all tried out impressed the brass enough and will most likely be given contracts.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out on stage and says that he was impressed with Scarlett Phoenix’s performance but really wants to see her in action again to get a better grasp on her talent.  Sarona Reiher makes her way out to the stage and says that the “no talent little wannabe” got lucky and if she had had more time, she would have shown Scarlett who the “boss” really is.  Max asks her if she is asking for a rematch and she exclaims “Yes”.  Max tells her to go to the ring and the rematch between the two can start now.  As Sarona makes her way down to the ring, out comes Southern Belle and she says that she wants another look at these two.  She goes to sit at commentary.  Scarlett Phoenix comes out and she get a huge pop from the crowd.  She high-fives with the fans and just as she enters the ring, Sarona attacks her.  The bell is immediately rung.

For 14 minutes, Sarona tried to embarrass Scarlett and but the newest member of the roster held her own.  It wasn’t until Sarona went for a superfly splash, launched herself from the top turnbuckle and at the last minute Scarlett got her knees up did the tide of the match turn.  Scarlett dropped Sarona with a couple of dropkicks.  She hit the ropes and then caught Sarona with a flying body press.  In one fell swoop, she connected and immediately hooked the leg.  She landed in the middle of the ring and the ref was in the perfect spot to count the 1-2-3.  Scarlett Phoenix gets the win in 18 minutes.  Southern Belle, still at commentary, stands up and applauds her.  Scarlett leaves the ring.   Belle goes to leave but Sarona nudges her out of the way.  She turns and starts to poke Belle in the chest.   Belle pushes her away but Sarona swings and misses and Belle drops her with the Southern Swing.  She gets a pop from the crowd and she makes her way backstage.  Sarona recovers and she is more pissed than ever.

Reporter Clarkus Kentus is backstage with ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his manager MJ.  Clarkus asks if Gumbo is proud of what he did in possibly ending the career of Magnum Kone.  MJ interjects and says Rad did what he needed to in order to secure the win.  If Magnum is not man enough to take such a beating, maybe he needs to call it quits and go home to mommy.  Rad looks at the camera and says “Maybe all da King's horses an' all da King's men...can try an' put Magnum Kone back together again, eh mon ami?" Both men laugh and walk off.

It’s time for our next match.  First, accompanied by manager Ant Graham, out comes Baron von Blood.  He, of course, is booed.  He gets into the ring and yells back at the fans.  His opponent, Jesse California comes out next.  He gets a pop from the crowd.   Ant orders the Baron to attack Jesse and he does before he ever gets to the ring.  Eventually, both men get in the ring and the match officially begins.  Jesse fought back and really took the match to the Baron.  Ant didn’t like that.  He interfered a few times trying to get one over on Jesse but it didn’t really work.  All of a sudden, in from the crowd runs Ivan Dragovich.  Ivan hits Ant Graham with a jumping side kick and then hurls him into to the ring where he hits the ref.  Ivan jumped back over the guardrail to avoid being seen by the ref.  The ref, thinking Ant was trying to do something shady immediately disqualified Baron because of outside interference and awarded the match to Jesse.  Ant and the Baron tried to complain but it did no good.  (12 min)

A car pulls up in the parking lot and exiting are the 6 Man champs – the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman.  It looks like they are in action tonight.  They head in and go straight to Max’s office.

We go back to the ring for our next match.   Muscles Thorpe is already in the ring.  His opponent is the HUGE Superquake Ferguson.  Thorpe tried to run away but eventually manned up and stood in the ring looking at the man who towered at least a foot over him.  Thorpe went on the offensive and used his speed to keep out of the giant’s reach.  He dazzled the giant with lefts and rights and got him off his feet a few times after hitting the E-Train.  Superquake then backed himself into the corner and Muscles Thorpe charged at him and hit a running splash.  Superquake fell into the ring and Thorpe hooked the leg (and tights) and got the 1-2-3.  Muscles Thorpe gets the win in this encounter.  (13 min)

Back in Max’s office, the 6 man champs say they are here to defend their trophy tonight.  Max tells them they don’t have to defend the trophy as often as they do.  Biceps says that they don’t hide behind rules and regulations and that they are defending champions.  Max acknowledges that they are.  Starbuck asks who they are facing tonight and Max tells him it’s the team of Chic Monroe, Billy Robbins and Wendell Hammerschmidt.  Buzz says “cake walk” and the three of them leave Max’s office.

Southern Belle makes her way back out to scout the next match.  From the Queen’s Court, out comes Lady Hermann.  She makes her way to the ring and glares at Belle sitting at commentary.  Her opponent Missy Chick makes her way out to the ring.  Lady Hermann pays little attention to her opponent and continues to jaw jack with Belle.  The bell rings and her Ladyship turns and hits a headscissors facebuster.  She then turns her attention back to Belle.  Missy recovers and uses the distraction to lock in a scissored armbar.  Lady Hermann, caught completely offguard, taps out.  Missy gets a very quick win and she leaves the ring immediately while Lady Hermann tries to complain in the ring.  Lady Hermann walks back looking like she’s ready to explode.  Belle leaves shortly thereafter.  (1 min)

Larry Morton is backstage with Ivan Dragovich and he comments on the 5th Column and their sleezeball of a manager Ant Graham and how he will make them pay.  “I vill break ech and every von of you.”

We go back to the ring for a challenge for placement in the tag team top 10.  Challenging for the spot is the new team of P&L:  Phat Sol and Lucas Johnston.   They are accompanied by their manager the Ambassador.  They are challenging Leiton & Niven Snake for their spot.  The Snake family were owning the team of P&L much to this dismay of the Ambassador.  Things began looking very bleak for his team so right after Leiton hit Phat Sol with the Curb Stomp, the Ambassador immediately pushed the ref resulting in a disqualification.  The Snake duo retain their spot but they appear ‘put out’ with this kind of a win.  The Ambassador draws his team together and after admonishing them, they all leave.  (9 min)

MJ is backstage with the World Tag Team Champs the Smashers and he says that the teams so far being fed to the Smashers are practically worthless.  He says his team needs new challenges or they will get bored very quick.  The Smashers say they are going to start stirring up trouble and everyone better watch out.

We’re back to the ring for our next match and Jerry Saunders makes his way out first.  He is then followed by Ivan Dragovich who starts to get a warmer reaction from the fans.  Ivan was vicious and Saunders never really got a chance to get any offense started.  Ivan destroyed Jerry and after hanging on for 18 minutes, finally succumbed to the Accolade Clutch but not by submission but by pinfall.  Ivan got his arm raised just as the 5th Column, led by Ant Graham, ran down and attacked Ivan.  Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun triple teamed Ivan with no one coming to his rescue.  Finally, a team no one really expected … The Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) ran down and cleared the ring.  They do not trust Ivan because of his previous allegiance so once they make sure the 5th Column has left, they help him up and then leave.  (18 min for the match; 25 for the segment)

Backstage, MJ is meeting with someone who we can’t see as he’s hiding in the shadows.  MJ says that he wants to put a bounty on a particular individual and asks if he is up to the task.  The mystery person asks “how much?” and MJ replies “You will be well compensated if you do this.  What do you say?”  The mystery person extends his hand and says “Yes, I’ll take it.”  MJ laughs as the segment comes to an end.

It is time for the main event.   First, the challengers come out.  Superstar Chic Monroe come out first and he is followed by Wendell Hammerschmidt and finally Billy Robbins.  Next, the 6 man tag team champs – the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) and Biceps Bannerman come out to the biggest pop of the night.   The match begins almost immediately with the challengers stepping up and really taking the match to the champs.  After triple teaming Starbuck for 3 rounds, he finally made the hot tag to Biceps Bannerman who also got triple teamed.  Buzz Steel finally makes in into the ring but over 15 minutes have passed.  He begins to clean house but then the Smashers come out led by MJ.  The champs stare at them as they make their way to the ring.   Biceps Bannerman is beaten up on the outside by Chic and Billy.  Billy gets back in the ring.  The Smashers laugh at the champs and just then, our mystery person sneaks in from the crowd.  Wait, that is Handsome Hernandez and he is sizing up Biceps but then turns and drops Chic.  Buzz then hurls Billy out of the ring and Hernandez hits Billy with a double arm kneebreaker.  Billy is unable to make it back into the ring and ends up getting counted out.   The Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman win this one on a count out.  The Smashers then attack Wendell and Chic some more all the while leaving the champs alone.  I wonder what is up with that.


That’s it for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

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