Hello
fans and welcome back to the latest installment of our newsletter. Well, I think it’s safe to say that the 3
individuals who all tried out impressed the brass enough and will most likely
be given contracts. GM Max McGillicutty
comes out on stage and says that he was impressed with Scarlett Phoenix’s
performance but really wants to see her in action again to get a better grasp
on her talent. Sarona Reiher makes her
way out to the stage and says that the “no talent little wannabe” got lucky and
if she had had more time, she would have shown Scarlett who the “boss” really
is. Max asks her if she is asking for a
rematch and she exclaims “Yes”. Max
tells her to go to the ring and the rematch between the two can start now. As Sarona makes her way down to the ring, out
comes Southern Belle and she says that she wants another look at these
two. She goes to sit at commentary. Scarlett Phoenix comes out and she get a huge
pop from the crowd. She high-fives with
the fans and just as she enters the ring, Sarona attacks her. The bell is immediately rung.
For
14 minutes, Sarona tried to embarrass Scarlett and but the newest member of the
roster held her own. It wasn’t until
Sarona went for a superfly splash, launched herself from the top turnbuckle and
at the last minute Scarlett got her knees up did the tide of the match
turn. Scarlett dropped Sarona with a
couple of dropkicks. She hit the ropes
and then caught Sarona with a flying body press. In one fell swoop, she connected and
immediately hooked the leg. She landed
in the middle of the ring and the ref was in the perfect spot to count the
1-2-3. Scarlett Phoenix gets the win in
18 minutes. Southern Belle, still at
commentary, stands up and applauds her.
Scarlett leaves the ring. Belle
goes to leave but Sarona nudges her out of the way. She turns and starts to poke Belle in the
chest. Belle pushes her away but Sarona
swings and misses and Belle drops her with the Southern Swing. She gets a pop from the crowd and she makes her
way backstage. Sarona recovers and she
is more pissed than ever.
Reporter
Clarkus Kentus is backstage with ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his manager
MJ. Clarkus asks if Gumbo is proud of
what he did in possibly ending the career of Magnum Kone. MJ interjects and says Rad did what he needed
to in order to secure the win. If Magnum
is not man enough to take such a beating, maybe he needs to call it quits and
go home to mommy. Rad looks at the
camera and says “Maybe all da King's horses an' all da King's men...can try an'
put Magnum Kone back together again, eh mon ami?" Both men laugh and walk
off.
It’s
time for our next match. First,
accompanied by manager Ant Graham, out comes Baron von Blood. He, of course, is booed. He gets into the ring and yells back at the
fans. His opponent, Jesse California
comes out next. He gets a pop from the
crowd. Ant orders the Baron to attack
Jesse and he does before he ever gets to the ring. Eventually, both men get in the ring and the
match officially begins. Jesse fought
back and really took the match to the Baron.
Ant didn’t like that. He
interfered a few times trying to get one over on Jesse but it didn’t really
work. All of a sudden, in from the crowd
runs Ivan Dragovich. Ivan hits Ant
Graham with a jumping side kick and then hurls him into to the ring where he
hits the ref. Ivan jumped back over the
guardrail to avoid being seen by the ref.
The ref, thinking Ant was trying to do something shady immediately
disqualified Baron because of outside interference and awarded the match to
Jesse. Ant and the Baron tried to
complain but it did no good. (12 min)
A
car pulls up in the parking lot and exiting are the 6 Man champs – the Steel
Curtain and Biceps Bannerman. It looks
like they are in action tonight. They
head in and go straight to Max’s office.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
Muscles Thorpe is already in the ring.
His opponent is the HUGE Superquake Ferguson. Thorpe tried to run away but eventually
manned up and stood in the ring looking at the man who towered at least a foot
over him. Thorpe went on the offensive
and used his speed to keep out of the giant’s reach. He dazzled the giant with lefts and rights
and got him off his feet a few times after hitting the E-Train. Superquake then backed himself into the
corner and Muscles Thorpe charged at him and hit a running splash. Superquake fell into the ring and Thorpe
hooked the leg (and tights) and got the 1-2-3.
Muscles Thorpe gets the win in this encounter. (13 min)
Back
in Max’s office, the 6 man champs say they are here to defend their trophy tonight. Max tells them they don’t have to defend the
trophy as often as they do. Biceps says
that they don’t hide behind rules and regulations and that they are defending
champions. Max acknowledges that they
are. Starbuck asks who they are facing
tonight and Max tells him it’s the team of Chic Monroe, Billy Robbins and
Wendell Hammerschmidt. Buzz says “cake
walk” and the three of them leave Max’s office.
Southern
Belle makes her way back out to scout the next match. From the Queen’s Court, out comes Lady
Hermann. She makes her way to the ring
and glares at Belle sitting at commentary.
Her opponent Missy Chick makes her way out to the ring. Lady Hermann pays little attention to her
opponent and continues to jaw jack with Belle.
The bell rings and her Ladyship turns and hits a headscissors
facebuster. She then turns her attention
back to Belle. Missy recovers and uses
the distraction to lock in a scissored armbar.
Lady Hermann, caught completely offguard, taps out. Missy gets a very quick win and she leaves
the ring immediately while Lady Hermann tries to complain in the ring. Lady Hermann walks back looking like she’s
ready to explode. Belle leaves shortly
thereafter. (1 min)
Larry
Morton is backstage with Ivan Dragovich and he comments on the 5th Column
and their sleezeball of a manager Ant Graham and how he will make them pay. “I vill break ech and every von of you.”
We
go back to the ring for a challenge for placement in the tag team top 10. Challenging for the spot is the new team of
P&L: Phat Sol and Lucas
Johnston. They are accompanied by their
manager the Ambassador. They are
challenging Leiton & Niven Snake for their spot. The Snake family were owning the team of
P&L much to this dismay of the Ambassador.
Things began looking very bleak for his team so right after Leiton hit
Phat Sol with the Curb Stomp, the Ambassador immediately pushed the ref
resulting in a disqualification. The
Snake duo retain their spot but they appear ‘put out’ with this kind of a
win. The Ambassador draws his team
together and after admonishing them, they all leave. (9 min)
MJ
is backstage with the World Tag Team Champs the Smashers and he says that the
teams so far being fed to the Smashers are practically worthless. He says his team needs new challenges or they
will get bored very quick. The Smashers
say they are going to start stirring up trouble and everyone better watch out.
We’re
back to the ring for our next match and Jerry Saunders makes his way out
first. He is then followed by Ivan
Dragovich who starts to get a warmer reaction from the fans. Ivan was vicious and Saunders never really
got a chance to get any offense started.
Ivan destroyed Jerry and after hanging on for 18 minutes, finally
succumbed to the Accolade Clutch but not by submission but by pinfall. Ivan got his arm raised just as the 5th
Column, led by Ant Graham, ran down and attacked Ivan. Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl
Braun triple teamed Ivan with no one coming to his rescue. Finally, a team no one really expected … The
Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) ran down and cleared the ring. They do not trust Ivan because of his
previous allegiance so once they make sure the 5th Column has left,
they help him up and then leave. (18 min
for the match; 25 for the segment)
Backstage,
MJ is meeting with someone who we can’t see as he’s hiding in the shadows. MJ says that he wants to put a bounty on a
particular individual and asks if he is up to the task. The mystery person asks “how much?” and MJ
replies “You will be well compensated if you do this. What do you say?” The mystery person extends his hand and says
“Yes, I’ll take it.” MJ laughs as the
segment comes to an end.
It
is time for the main event. First, the
challengers come out. Superstar Chic
Monroe come out first and he is followed by Wendell Hammerschmidt and finally Billy
Robbins. Next, the 6 man tag team champs
– the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) and Biceps Bannerman come out to
the biggest pop of the night. The match
begins almost immediately with the challengers stepping up and really taking
the match to the champs. After triple
teaming Starbuck for 3 rounds, he finally made the hot tag to Biceps Bannerman
who also got triple teamed. Buzz Steel
finally makes in into the ring but over 15 minutes have passed. He begins to clean house but then the
Smashers come out led by MJ. The champs
stare at them as they make their way to the ring. Biceps Bannerman is beaten up on the outside
by Chic and Billy. Billy gets back in
the ring. The Smashers laugh at the
champs and just then, our mystery person sneaks in from the crowd. Wait, that is Handsome Hernandez and he is
sizing up Biceps but then turns and drops Chic.
Buzz then hurls Billy out of the ring and Hernandez hits Billy with a
double arm kneebreaker. Billy is unable
to make it back into the ring and ends up getting counted out. The Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman win
this one on a count out. The Smashers
then attack Wendell and Chic some more all the while leaving the champs
alone. I wonder what is up with that.
That’s
it for now. Stay tuned for more action.
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