Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today’s show immediately starts off with a tag team match. This one will be for tag team placement in
the women’s tag team division. First, 2
members of the 4 Horsewomen – Bayley and Becky Lynch – make their way to the
ring. They are then followed out by
Madame Jade and the Fabulous One, Taylor Bella. All 4 wresters get in the ring and proved
why the women’s division is just as hot as the men’s. The Horsewomen and Jade and Taylor took the
fight to each other for a solid 16 minutes before Taylor & Jade got the
lead after 2 minutes of double teaming on Becky. Becky seemed in a bad way so Bayley jumped in
for the save. Taylor makes the tag to
Jade after she hit a sunset flip and got a 2 count. Jade immediately hit an arm drag take down
and rolled right into a pin and got the 1-2-3.
Taylor & Madame Jade get the win and move back up in the tag team
rankings. The other two members of the
Horsewomen Charlotte and Sasha Banks ran down to the ring but Taylor and Jade
took off. The Horsewomen stewed in the
ring before leaving. (22 min)
In
the back, Awesome Kong says she is tired of sitting around and the time for
that is over. She calls out the Women’s Champion Paige for a match tonight and
puts her career on the line. If Paige is
a real champion, she’ll accept.
The
New Intercontinental Champion Magnum Kone makes his way to the ring. He is received by a mixed reaction from the
fans. Kone tells us that he let his
temper get the best of him when he was fighting both the Stache and CJ. He went home and his daughter Vanilla Bean Kone
expressed her disappointment with her father’s approach to the situation. Magnum thought hard and long and told his
daughter that she was right and he was here to make amends. He points to his daughter at ringside and she
hops the barrier and enters the ring and gives her father a hug. The fans cheer as Magnum and Vanilla Bean
leave the ring and head to the back.
It
is time for the next match. Prestige
Inc. member Magnus comes out first. His
opponent tonight is the Forgotten’s Braun Stroman who is accompanied by the
Undertaker. Stroman beat Magnus around
the ring and Undertaker kept telling Stroman to pick up Magnus instead of going
for the pin. This one went on for 27
minutes and after Undertaker thought Magnus had enough, he told Stroman to go
for the pin. Stroman nails a scoop power
bodyslam and makes the cover to get the pin.
The Undertaker joins Braun Stroman in the ring and raises his hand. Stroman stares at Magnus but eventually
leaves without further incident. (27
min)
US
Champion Phat Sol is in the back and he says he wants a confrontation with Dr.
Red Fang. He wants answers and tonight,
he’ll get Fang in the ring. If the Dr.
doesn’t answer, he’ll take it out on his hide.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
The Dust Brothers – Goldust and Stardust – make their way out
first. Next, their opponents The
Canadians – the Savior and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine come out next to a
huge pop from the fans. This match is
for the #10 spot for the World Tag team titles – a spot that has opened up
after the Attitude Adjustment (Abyss & Adam Rose) imploded. The Canadians took the lead early on but the
experience of the brothers made them a viable threat. The end came after an exhausted Stardust made
the tag to his brother who walked right in to a handstand headscissors from
Drew and he used that momentum to roll him up for the pin. Drew and the Savior are now in the tag team
title hunt. (15 min)
In
the back, we see Magnus grab his bag and starts to walk out. The former King Damian Sandow tries to stop
him but Magnus keeps walking. Sandow is
left wondering just what the hell happened.
We
go back to the ring as music plays and out comes the NEW KING of the CSWA and
HWF – the Hashtag himself – CJ. CJ makes
his way to the ring on his throne that is carried to the ring by 6 suits. CJ enters the ring and is handed a mic.
“King
of the ring....wow KING OF THE RING!!!!! WHAT AN HONOR .....such an honor to
say you are the KING OF THE RING... at yet another sold event....the hashtag
has stayed hungry....stayed training and finally FINALLY #CJ has reached a pinnacle
in his career....but rest assured this is just a peak
NOT
a plateau, which means guess what the best is still yet to come....and stache,
dont think ive forgotten about you...not by a long shot... you see you’ve
always been a thorn in the side of the hashtag.... an annoyance and yes even a
nemesis. .. and I've climbed the highest of rocks...and fought the baddest of
giants...yet you have been that fly that has annoyed me....i may be the King
but you...you have somehow become a champion.... the hashtag wants gold...world
gold…hardcore gold...Undisputed gold …whatever it takes…and then and only then
will he not only be the King of the ring but perhaps a King of Kings!!!!!!!#
hashtag out” (drops the mic)
CJ
gets back on his throne and he waves to the fans all regal like and they pop
for him. A fan at ringside is holding a
sign and CJ asks for it. He holds it up
to the camera and it reads “Royalty for the People”.
There
is a brief intermission and then US Champion Phat Sol makes his way to the
ring. He calls out Dr. Red Fang – a man
(if you can call him that) who attacked him and he wants to know why. Dr. Red Fang makes his way out snarling and
growling at the fans as he walks down.
He immediately takes a mic.
DRF: “Who do you think you are? I am not a dog that can be summoned.”
Phat: “I want to know why you attacked me for no
reason.”
DRF: “I don’t’ answer questions. I break bones.”
Phat: “You will answer my questions.”
DRF: “Yell at me again and I’ll choke you out.”
Phat: (grabs the shirt of Fang) “What is your
problem?”
DRF: “Are you forgetting how much pain I'm capable
of delivering? I recommend you lower
your voice.”
Phat: (releases the shirt) “Answer my question and you’re free to go.”
DRF: “What kind of name is Phat Sol anyway? What a
ridiculous name! Lucas Johnston better
get in here to help you…oh wait…he’s not helping anyone anymore.”
Phat: “Damn you straight to Hell.”
DRF: “There's a Vampire Lunge with your name on it
if you yell at me again! As I said, I
don’t answer questions, I break bones.
You want answers, go consult a Magic 8 Ball.”
With
that, Phat just opened up on Dr. Red Fang and staff from the back had to come
out and separate the two. GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and says that at the next show, Phat Sol and Dr. Red
Fang will have a match – a specialty rules one and the US title will be on the
line. He then orders everyone to leave
the ring.
Women’s
Champion Paige is in the back and she says she welcomes the fight that Awesome
Kong will bring and tonight, in the main event, Paige will show the world why
she’s the Champ.
We
go back to ring for our 2nd to last match and this one has Curtis
Axel vs Austin Aries for Aries’ spot for the NA title. Before the match can begin, North American
Champion Kevin Owens makes his way out. He
goes to sit at commentary. Axel held his
own against Aries but Austin stayed just ahead of his challenger. The end came when Axel went for the “Axehole
Hangman’s facebuster” but it was nullified and Aries hit the Aries 450 and
hooked the leg to get the 3 count.
Austin Aries retains his spot.
After the match, he had a staredown with Kevin Owens and eventually
everyone left. (16 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that with all the retirements that are
going on, the roster will start to become slimmer but that is only a good thing
as more people will be given the chance to shine. He says each and every superstar needs to
take advantage of opportunities they are granted and make something of them.
It
is time for the main event. First, the
challenger Awesome Kong comes out. She
is by far the largest woman our federations.
Music changes and out comes the Women’s Champion Paige. Paige makes her way to the ring to a decent
pop from the fans. Kong wastes no time
and goes right after the champ. Kong
dominated the champion in a way we’ve never seen before. She tossed Paige around like a rag doll and
the champ could not catch her bearings.
Kong nailed a choke slam on Paige and got a 2 count. Kong would follow it up with a big boot to
the face and a bodyslam but Paige kicked out again. Kong goes to the top rope and nailed a
splash. She stands over Paige and drags
her thumb across her throat. She puts
one foot on Paige. The ref counts
1…2…KICKOUT (barely). Kong can’t believe
it. Kong climbs the turnbuckle again and
nails ANOTHER splash. She drags her
thumb across her neck again and puts her foot on Paige and raises her
arms. The ref counts 1…2…KICKOUT. Kong stares in disbelief. Kong picks her up and nails a boot to the
face. She goes for the pin but Paige
locks in the Paige-Turner. She’s got
Kong trapped in the middle of the ring.
Kong is flapping around like a fish out of water but she can’t reach the
ropes. She ends up TAPPING OUT. HOLY CRAP.
Paige just got Kong to tap out and she not only wins the match and keeps
her title but Kong is now out of a job.
Kong is pissed and ends up walking out of the ring while medics from the
back came out to check on the champ.
Paige ends up being able to leave on her own and celebrates with the
fans before leaving. (9 min with a score of 44 (Paige) to 104 (Kong)).
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more action.
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