Sunday, February 7, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #444


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The PPV is only a week away and we are starting to get down to the final card.  Tonight, we have our final King of the Ring qualifier and the showdown between Undertaker and Kurt Angle to see who gets the shot at Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt at the PPV.  Without further ado, let’s get this party started.

The show kicks off with 3rd generation wrestler Curtis Axel (son of Curt Hennig) making his way to the ring.  Axel is in the ring and then that all-annoying music hits and out comes Dr. Red Fang.  Fang sees a fan holding a sign that reads “You Suck!” and he takes it and tears it up.  He snarls at the fan before continuing on to the ring.  Fang attacks Axel before the bell can even ring.  Axel battled back and even controlled the match until Fang locked him in a spider web leglock.  Fang grabbed the ropes for leverage as Axel screamed in pain.  Eventually, it was too much to handle and Axel tapped out.  Dr. Red Fang gets the win via submission in 11 minutes.  After the match, Fang took to the mic.  “I answer no questions!  Yell at me and I’ll choke you out.   It’s a travesty that I, Dr. Red Fang, am not in the King of the Ring.  That simpleton CJ should never have beaten me.  I am demanding to be added in even if I have to take someone out.   Mark my words, I will be in that tournament or all will feel my wrath.”  Fang then left the ring.  (Editor’s note:  we didn’t’ think Fang had that much of a vocabulary.)

The Olympic hero Kurt Angle is in the back and he says he’s ready to take on the Undertaker.  Angle promises to walk away victorious.  It’s True; its DAMN true.

We head back to the ring for the ‘Big’ showdown.  Out first is 1/3 of the 6 man tag team champions Big E.  He gets into the ring and is acting all goofy.  Music hits “Welllllllllll, it’s the Bigggggggg Showwwwwwww” and out comes the tallest wrester in the HWF and CSWA.  He takes his time getting to the ring.  Big E tries early on to slam Show and he just laughs at him.  It didn’t matter what Big E did, Show just shrugged it off.  Finally, Show caught Big E in a bearhug and just before Big E passed out, Show dropped him and made the cover to get the 3 count.  Just as Show was being announced as the winner, New Day teammates Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods ran out and tried to attack Show.  Xavier ate a knockout punch and Kofi got a chokeslam for his efforts.  All 3 members of New Day tucked their tails between their legs and scampered off.

Undertaker is in the back with the Forgotten (Braun Stroman, Luke Harper & Erick Rowan).  Taker said that tonight he takes care of Angle while the Forgotten take on the Desperados.  After tonight, he will be next in line for the World title and after Taker delivers the last Tombstone, Bray and all the rest will Rest…in … Peace.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes the Forgotten (Braun Stroman, Erick Rowan and Luke Harper) and they get into the ring.  Music hit and out comes their opponents the World Tag Team Champions The Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) and the Hardcore Champion The Stache.  Before they enter the ring, Stache gets on the mic and mocks the Forgotten calling them hicks.  Rowan chases the Stache and once in the ring, they all start to brawl.  The Desperados were much more cohesive and better timed their refreshes.  Leon gets tagged in and after a few minutes of beating down on Luke Harper, Harper, in a moment of desperation, hits Leon with a sitout powerbomb.  He tags out to Braun Stroman who traps Leon in a Liftarm Arm Triangle choke.  Harper takes out El Chango and Erick Rowan takes out the Stache.  Leon, with no one to save him, taps out.  The Forgotten secure a win.  It is short lived as El Chango rushes in with a chair and smashes all 3 of the Forgotten with it chasing them from the ring.  El Chango and the Stache help Leon up and the three of them leave the ring.  (19 min)

We cut the back with an interview with AJ Styles.  Styles says that Mark Henry interfered in his match and cost the X-Factor their match.  Tonight, he shows Henry that he picked a fight with the wrong guy.

It’s time for our final King of the Ring qualifier.  Varsity Club alum Jack Swagger comes out to the ring for his match.  His opponent tonight is the Fiend.  The Fiend gets a decent pop.  The Fiend holds his own but never gets an opportunity to go for a pin.  He stayed toe to toe with Swagger as long as he could but as time progressed, Swagger became more dominant.  Swagger got the Fiend trapped in the Patriot Lock but instead of going for the submission, he violently swung Fiend around and then dropped him and made the cover to get the pin.  Jack Swagger gets the win and is the final entrant into the King of the Ring Tournament.  (19 min).  The victory is interrupted by Dr. Red Fang.  Fang says that he can defeat Swagger.  Swagger says that if Fang can do that, he can have his spot in the King of the Ring tournament but he promises it won’t happen.  Their match will be up after a short break.

Samoa Joe is in the back and says that he’s been lost after losing the World title.  All that changes tonight when he takes on Eric Young.  His path back to the World title begins tonight.

We go back to the ring for the next match which has X-Factor member AJ Styles taking on Enforcer member and the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry.  Henry was slow compared to the speed Styles put on.  Henry couldn’t even get his hands on him until he planted AJ with a powerslam.  Frustrated, Henry removes the corner turnbuckle exposing all the metal.  He then picked AJ up who wiggled out of it, rushed the ropes and nailed Henry with a dropkick that sent him into the corner hitting his head on the exposed metal.  Henry collapsed back in the ring and AJ made the quick cover and got the 1-2-3.  AJ Styles gets the win and leaves as Mark starts to come to.  (4 min)

GM Max McGillicutty says that Dr. Red Fang talks a lot of crap.  If he doesn’t make an impression, he very well could find himself in the unemployment line.

In a special challenge qualifying match, Dr. Red Fang vs Jack Swagger took place.  Swagger owned Fang at the beginning of the match but as time went on, he became more and more tired.  Fang was still relatively fresh and took the match to Swagger.  After dazzling Swagger with an Airplane Spin, Dr. Red Fang made the cover and with a blatant hook of the tights, he scores the pinfall and is the final entrant in the King of the Ring tournament.   Fang hissed and snarled at the crowd before leaving.  (21 min)

We cut to commotion in the back where The Forgotten attacked the Desperados backstage.  The shirts and suits came out and broke up the fight.  The Desperados challenged the Forgotten to a match at the PPV.

We are back at the ring where Eric Young is pacing and is not happy he didn’t get a proper entrance.  Enforcer member Samoa Joe comes out wearing a jacket with a hood over his face.  He immediately hits the ring and tears into EY.  Joe just plowed through EY and even though Eric tried, it wasn’t good enough.  Finally, one Muscle Buster later and EY is counting the lights in the rafters.  Samoa Joe is BACK and he’s on the path to recover his lost World title.  (11 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and officially adds the Forgotten vs the Desperados to the PPV.  However, he wants it as a Lights Out Rules match. 

It’s time for our main event.  First, the lights go out and the eerie blue light shines the way to the ring.  The Undertaker strolls out and makes his way to ringside.  The lights come up and Kurt Angle’s music hits.  Angle heads to the ring.  Before the match can begin, Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.  Bray goes to sit at commentary with all 3 of his titles.  He doesn’t care who he fights next as both Angle and Undertaker will get future title shots; it’s only a matter of who loses first.  Angle leaves the ring and gets into Bray’s face.  He pie faces the champ and shoves him down after Bray tried to stand.  Kurt got in the ring as the bell rang and started to take the fight to the Undertaker.  After being thrown out of the ring, Undertaker came back in only to be tripped and put in the Angle Lock.  Taker wouldn’t tap.  Undertaker then threw Angle out of the ring by Bray Wyatt.  Bray snuck up on Kurt and nailed him with Sister Abigail.  Bray then snuck back over to commentary.  The ref never saw it.  The ref counted and finally hit 10 counting Kurt down and out.  The Undertaker will take on Bray Wyatt at King of the Ring.  Both men stare at each other as the show came to an end.


Stay tuned as there is only one more show before the PPV and BOY, is it going to be good.

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