Sunday, February 14, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #446 – King of the Ring PPV


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  King of the Ring is HERE.  We are live in front of a SOLD OUT crowd and the place is just electric.  As Gorilla Monsoon used to say “The fans are hanging from the rafters” and this show is no different as they were in Gorilla’s day.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and the fans pop for him.  Max gets on the mic and thanks everyone for attending in person and on PPV and he promises this show will exceed all expectations.  He is then interrupted by Dr. Red Fang.  Fang comes out and snarls at the GM.  “Fang, what do you want?” Max asks.  Fang growls and says “I don’t have time for your stupid questions.  I am here to destroy anyone in my path.  I was screwed out of the King of the Ring tournament and it should be ME in that match.”  Max basically says “too bad, so sad but since you’re here, YOU can kick off the show so get to the ring.  NOW!”  Fang looks at him again “Yell at me again, and I’ll choke you out!”  Fang heads to the ring for his match.

Dr. Red Fang’s opponent Lucas Johnston comes out and he gets a pop.  The fans obviously want him to win and hope Fang loses badly.  Fang immediately attacks Lucas as the bell rings.  Both men fought tooth and nail with neither giving any ground.  The tide changed after Fang dropkicked the knee of Lucas and he dropped.  Fang then pulled Lucas to the corner and repeatedly smashed the knee and leg of Lucas against the unforgiving steel of the ring post.  Fang then pulled Johnston back into the middle of the ring and locked in the Spider Web leg lock.  Lucas was at the point of almost passing out from the pain and he eventually succumbed and tapped out.  The bell rang but Fang wouldn’t let up.  He kept Lucas trapped in the hold and it took about a dozen other refs and ‘shirts’ to get him off Lucas.  Fang jumped onto the turnbuckle in front of the camera and growled and snarled.  He tried to go back on the attack but there was enough buffer to keep him away.  Fang left as the ‘shirts’ called for medics and a stretcher.  (7 min for the match; 10 for the segment)

Roving reporter Larry Morton is standing there shaking his head.  He just can’t believe that Fang is still around and hasn’t been dealt with.  He takes a deep breath and turns to his guest – former IC champion Sonic Blade.  Sonic says that Ethan cheated to win but justice will be served tonight when he regains his title. 

Clarkus Kentus is in the back and he is with Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt & Desperados interview.  Bray looks at the camera and starts “"It's happening. We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice. The Undertaker feels the need to fill this void inside of him. The burden of his legacy weighs down heavy on his shoulders. After all, kids, what would the mighty Undertaker be without his legacy? I have a legacy of my own. My father was the war. My brother was the snail that entrapped me and forced me to watch. My mother was the streets that taught me to survive. The world is my teacher. And I am what you made me. I don't want to save the Undertaker; there's nothing left for me to fix. I just want to stand back as it all burns down."  He hands the mic to the Stache.  “We are not of this world. We do not obey your rules; we do not conform to your society. Sleep with one eye open, and know that we are everywhere. And we can never stop.”

We go back to the ring for our next match which is for the Women’s Tag Team titles.  First, the challengers ‘Fabulous’ Taylor Bella and her partner Madame Jade.  They get a decent pop as they head to the ring.  They are then followed out by the champs – Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks.  They are accompanied to the stage by their 4 Horsewomen teammates – Bayley and Becky Lynch.  The four of them stand on the stage holding up four fingers on each hand representing the past (the original Horsemen led by Charlotte’s father the Nature Boy Ric Flair) and them as the future.  Charlotte and Sasha head down to the ring and their teammates remain on the stage.  The match begins and the champs own this match but no matter what they did, they could not keep their opponents down for a 3 count.  This one went the distance.  Lots of double teaming as well as saves.  The match was well received by the fans.  Just as the seconds were winding down, Taylor tossed Charlotte out of the ring.  Charlotte, seeing that there was no way a win would be achieved in this match, remained outside until the time limit bell rang bringing this one to a close.  Charlotte and Sasha took their belts and left while an exhausted Madame Jade and Taylor Bella shook hands with the fans before leaving.  (30 min draw)

Larry Morton is interviewing the new Intercontinental Champion Ethan Carter III.  ECIII says that Max is forcing him into this match and there are more deserving people out there than Sonic Blade.  Blade needs to go to the bottom and start over but since he has to do this tonight, he’ll beat Sonic Blade like the government mule he is.

Back in the office of Max McGillicutty (the door is closed) we hear someone say “I have a money in the bank contract and I plan on cashing it in tonight.”  We hear Max ask “Where and when did you get that?”  The mystery person answers “It was one of those shows you thought you were too good to show up for and your interim manager made it happen.”  Max replied “There has never been a money in the back contract match on our main show that I did not authorize.”  “This was one of those ‘other’ shows – the ones you put all your non-main eventers on.  I agreed to go but there had to be this carrot at the end of that dark tunnel.”  Max says “Let me see that.”  There is a brief silence until Max says “Well, it appears legit.  What belt are you cashing it in for?”  The mystery person says “No one will know until it happens.  Are you ok with this?  Frankly though, it doesn’t matter.  I’m leaving with a belt tonight.”

We cut to another interview area where Clarkus Kentus is with the Elitist Champion the Wraith.  The Wraith says that Reid is just crying over spilled milk and can’t handle the fact that a “real man” is holding this gold.  He tells Reid that he will be sent home empty handed and that will be the end of Reid Rothchild.

It is title match time and the Intercontinental title is on the line between the champion Ethan Carter III vs Sonic Blade.  Blade comes out first to a nice pop from the crowd.  ECIII comes out next and is heavily booed.  The champ started off strong but Blade got his wind half way through the match.  Blade gained momentum so quickly that ECIII panicked (even though on paper, he was still winning the match) and he sucker punched the ref causing a DQ.  Sonic Blade wins the match but the title does not change hands on a DQ. Sonic is not happy with the decision.  (11 min)  Music hits and out comes our Money in the Bank contract holder …wait, it’s the King of Cones, Magnum Kone.  He power walks down to the ring and both Sonic Blade and ECIII are stunned.  Magnum turns in the briefcase and the bell rings.  The King of Cones tears into ECIII and he is just on fire.  Ethan tried to run away once but Sonic Blade blocked his way and chased him back to the ring.  Ethan was overwhelmed in the ring and after getting trapped in the drumstick (armbar), Kone drops him hard.  He makes the cover and the ref counted 1…2…3!  Magnum Kone has just defeated ECIII to become the NEW Intercontinental Champion!  Kone takes the title and looks at Sonic Blade.  Blade nods and Kone returns the acknowledgement.  Kone’s backup – Haggen and Daas come out with the ice cream container and end up throwing mini cups to fans in the audience.  The fans cheer (although skeptical about Magnum Kone, they appreciated the free ice cream) and Magnum poses briefly with his belt and then leaves.  (12 min)

Larry Morton is live with a status update on Lucas Johnston            .  Morton says the doctors have checked Lucas out and even though he appears to be ok, they want him to go to the hospital for further evaluation.

Clarkus Kentus is live and he has the Undertaker & Forgotten with him.  Undertaker says that no one on this earth has seen a team such as the Forgotten.  Tonight, they will dismantle the Desperados and Undertaker will take the World title and once again be king of the mountain.  When Undertaker is through with Bray, Bray will Rest…In…Peace.

We go back to the ring for our next match which will be Lights Out rules.  Music hits and out comes the Undertaker and his team, the Forgotten (Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and Braun Stroman).  The Forgotten follow behind the Undertaker like lost puppy dogs.  The lights go up and the music changes and out comes the Desperados (the Stache, El Chango and Leon Teremoto) and their leader, the Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt.  Bray and Undertaker leave the ring and then all hell breaks loose.  El Chango started off the match but the Stache wanted in so he tagged himself in.  After that, the Forgotten double and triple teamed the Stache for the next 10 minutes.  They would not allow him to tag out at all.  Apparently, the Stache wanted the glory for himself and opted not to share.  When he finally got an offensive move in on Stroman (the tombstone - a piledriver) he made a sloppy cover but Luke Harper made the save but prevented Stache from tagging out.  Stroman recovered enough and hit the Black Sheep Cutter on a steel chair.  He made the cover and neither El Chango nor Leon tried to stop it.  Stroman got the 1-2-3 and the Forgotten get the win in this battle.  Undertaker gathered the Forgotten and they left.  World Tag team champs were left with their partner the Hardcore champ.  El Chango got into the Stache’s face yelling at him.  The Stache tried to explain but they didn’t want to hear it.  They turned their backs on him and walked off.  Stache eventually followed.  (10 min)

Larry Morton is in the back with Reid Rothchild and his wife the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel expresses her displeasure that she is not on the card tonight but she will accompany her husband to the ring where he will defeat that “simpleton” the Wraith and take back the title HE created.  Reid thanks his wife for all the kind words and says that the Wraith had his time in the sun but tonight, the “REAL” man takes his title back in front of the world.

We head back to the ring for our next title match.  Reid Rothchild comes out and heads to the ring accompanied by Ravishing Raquel.  Men in the audience whistle at her and Reid almost takes their heads off.  They continue to the ring.  Music changes and the Elitist Champion the Wraith makes his way out.  He doesn’t acknowledge the fans who go from mild cheering to booing.  No time is wasted as Reid and the Wraith go right at it.  Both hit trademark moves in a battle that never let up.  The longer the match went on, the Wraith kept turning up the heat ever so slightly.  Before we knew it, the match was already in the 29th minute of the match.  Reid nailed a Rothchild Stunner that didn’t exactly ‘stun’ the Wraith.  Wraith hit a slingshot suplex and followed it up with a back rake.  He then grabbed Reid’s tights and rolled him up and put his foot on the ropes for leverage as the ref counted 1-2-3 just before the time limit bell rang.  The Wraith steals a win and retains the title.  Reid, still a lot in his tank, continued to fight the Wraith who bailed and Reid chased him to the back.  (29 ½ min)

Larry Morton is backstage with the current “King” Damian Sandow.  Sandow, a member of Prestige Inc. said that he didn’t feel the need to defend his crown but being in the main event, victory will be that much sweeter when he “defends” his crown and continues to be the “King” of the HWF and CSWA.

Clarkus Kentus is in the interview area with the Steel Curtain.  Starbuck Steel says that the Ascension has been a thorn in their side for as long as they can remember.  After tonight, that thorn will be plucked and eliminated.  Buzz Steel adds in that ever since losing their belts to the Desperados, they haven’t had the greatest win record but that all changes when whey walk out of the steel cage as the victors.

The lights go dim, the eerie blue light lights the way to the ring and the Undertaker makes his way to the ring.  As he enters the ring, he raises his arms and the lights come up.  Music hits and the Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.  As Bray is on his way to the ring, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that if the Undertaker loses, he must retire as an active competitor from the sport.  However, if he wins, he will get a title shot at the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.   Undertaker immediately nails a chokeslam and the Last Ride.  Bray tried to battle back but Undertaker had his number.  Bray barely kicked out of a tombstone piledriver.  Undertaker grabs a chair and brings it into the ring.  Bray, in an act of desperation, hits a lifting side slam.  He is slow moving to make the cover and Undertaker kicks out.  He then sits up.  Bray goes over and picks up the chair as Undertaker is getting up.  Bray blasts him with it busting Undertaker up.  He makes the quick cover and hooks the leg.  The ref counts 1-2-3.  Bray Wyatt wins the match and retains his title.  Undertaker is now OUT from active competition.  The Forgotten run down to the ring and go after Bray but he bails and leaves while still holding the chair.  The Forgotten stand around Undertaker.  He gets up and they all leave together.  (11 min)

Clarkus Kentus interview the Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) with MJ.  MJ says the Steel Curtain keep interfering in their business.  After tonight, in the confines of the steel cage, the Steel Curtain will be laid to rest and they will never have to deal with them…ever again.

Larry Morton is in the back with the hashtag himself, CJ.  CJ says that tonight he has the honor of taking on King Damian Sandow and possibly winning the crown.  He promises to give 150% and knows the fans would not accept anything less. 

The crew have finished assembling the steel cage for our next match.  First, the Ascension with MJ come out and they are booed heavily.  They enter the cage as MJ goes to sit at ringside.  The Steel Curtain then make their way out to one of the loudest pops of the evening.  They take no time and rush the ring, enter the cage and the match begins almost immediately.   The fight begins with all 4 men beating the crap out of each other for 2 solid minutes.  Finally, the ref got control of the match and separated everyone.  Buzz saw the most action in the ring but Konnor and Viktor tagged in and out more frequently to avoid getting too tired.  Starbuck, who had been beaten down for a  few minutes, makes the hot tag to Buzz who nails a superman punch before getting a one count.  Starbuck is back in but ends up eating a running powerslam onto the cage.  Buzz sandwiches Konnor between the ropes and the cage.  He pulls him into the ring and the ref executes a very fast count and gives them the pin.  As the Steel Curtain try to get out, MJ is at the door and is running a chain through it to keep it closed.  Starbuck hurls Viktor against the door and it smashes into MJ who goes flying.  Starbuck dashes through the open door to the floor and the Steel Curtain win this one in insane fashion.  The Steel Curtain are the winners and they head to the back amidst the cheers from the fans.  The Ascension and MJ collect their bearings and leave on their own.  (20 min)

The 4 Horsewomen (Charlotte, Bayley, Sasha and Becky) are talking backstage and Charlotte mentions that their match against Jade and Bella was as close as they’d ever come to a substantial loss.  She thinks that they will be back for a rematch in the future but Bayley and Becky need to make sure that doesn’t happen.  Bayley asks if they turn back the threat from Jade and Taylor as well as anyone else who threatens them, will Charlotte give her and Becky a title match.  Charlotte says “of course” and sends a questioning look at Sasha who shrugs her shoulders.

It is time for the Main Event.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the show tonight has exceeded all expectations and following this match, the road to Wrestlemania begins.  Before that can happen though, the “icing on the cake” of matches as it were still needed to take place.  Max introduces, first, the challenger.  CJ comes out to one of the loudest pops of the night.  He high-fives fans and even signs a few autographs for the youngsters as he makes his way to the ring.  Max introduces CJ as the winner of the King of the Ring tournament and he is here for what could be the biggest event in his career (no pressure).  Max then introduces his lordship and member of Prestige, Inc. King Damian Sandow.  Sandow comes out to a mixed reaction.  Sandow is accompanied by Prestige, Inc. members Reid Rothchild, Magnus and the Diva’s champion Ravishing Raquel.  Max asks that Sandow fight this one on his own and requests that the rest of Prestige Inc. remain in the back to await the results.  They all shake hands with Sandow and he heads to the ring as they turn and leave.

The two start right off and it’s nothing short of a slobber knocker.  CJ stuns Sandow with a fireman’s carry and Sandow delivers a knee drop.  CJ then hit Sandow with flying dropkicks that sent his lordship back to the corner to rethink his strategy.  Sandow catches CJ with a swinging neckbreaker.  It went on like this for 20 solid minutes.  The fans were behind both men.  CJ almost had the win after nailing a bulldog from the top rope but somehow Sandow reached deep and was able to kick out.  CJ just couldn’t believe it.  He then trapped Sandow in a guillotine choke but Sandow was quick to get to the ropes.  Sandow hit a Russian leg sweep and followed it up with a spinning elbow drop.  Sandow thought he had it sewn up but somehow CJ found the intestinal fortitude to keep going.  Sandow couldn’t believe it.  After trading blows for another few minutes, Sandow set CJ up for the Double Arm Neckbreaker but CJ squirmed out of it and hit a bulldog practically out of nowhere.  He hooked the leg as the ref made the count 1…2….(seemed to go on forever)…3.  CJ has just defeated Damian Sandow to become the NEW KING of the CSWA and HWF.  Balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling as the “shirts” (dressed as royalty) proceeded to put the robe and crown on CJ and then hand him his scepter.  The fans started to chant “All Hail the King” as the show came to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Be sure to tune back in as we’re sure there will be fallout from the PPV.

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