Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. This
latest event took place in front of a packed crowd in Jacksonville FL.
The show begins
with a line of wrestlers standing outside of Hulk Hogan’s office. The door opens and we hear Hogan yelling “Get
the hell out of my office.” Out come the
Mexicali Flyers. Hmm, I wonder what that
was about. Hogan shouts “Next” and then
in walk 3MB members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre. They tell Hulk that they are “on fire” and
would another shot at helping thin out the roster. Hogan thinks about it for a minute and says
“Those damn Mexicali Flyers. My life
will be easier with them gone. Tonight,
you too take on the Flyers in a ‘fight or be fired’ match. Do what needs to be
done and we can talk about your future.”
Both men leave. Next in walk
Rockstar Spud and Mike Bennett. (Editor’s note:
I incorrectly said that Rockstar Spud cheated in his last 2 matches that
saw interference from the Caped Crusader but in fact, the first time was Mike
Bennett). Spud and Bennett complain
about this “Caped Crusader” and asks Hogan to handle it. Hulk says “Leave it to me. I’ll take care of it.” Bennett and Spud seem appeased so they leave.
A vignette airs
and it is the Undertaker in a dark room with a candle lit. “Bray Wyatt, you are an opponent I have yet
to face. You come in asking for a title
match. Granted. Nevertheless, I don’t have time to waste on
you so our match will be one fall, winner takes all. None of this ‘best of 3 falls’. Be at the top of your game because when I’m
done with you, you will surely REST IN PEACE.”
He then blows out the candle ending the segment.
Hogan makes his
way to the ramp as pyro goes off and the show finally begins. “My word is law and today, I am announcing
that our June PPV Great American Bash will take place in Atlanta, GA.!” The fans cheer. “However, I don’t want any of you nasty
Floridians contaminating my PPV so you are all banned!” The cheering abruptly stops and booing echoes
throughout the arena. “Too bad…deal with
it. Tonight’s event will all be ‘fight
or fired matches’.” The booing gets
louder. “SHUT UP.” The fans won’t stop so Hogan turns and
leaves. Small cheers (for Hogan’s
departure) start to spring up.
The first match
of the evening is Wam Bam Arsonist taking on Malo Leche de Mantequilla. The match goes for 15 minutes with Wam
beating the snot out of Malo. The 719
Cartel (Rey Rey, Vam Chango and the Mexicali Flyers) come out to support their
teammate. Malo finds the intestinal
fortitude (he took what he learned from Nick Diaz about keeping it real) and
nailed a doom bomb. He made the cover
and got the 1-2-3. Wam Bam Arsonist is
now out of a job.
The Cartel
remained at ringside as the Mexicali Flyers got in the ring for their
match. Their opponents, 3MB members
Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre came out accompanied by Heath Slater. The match goes 21 minutes and saw 3MB tearing
the Flyers up. The final minute of the
match, all 4 men get in the ring. El
Dragon Insano hits a dropkick sending Jinder Mahal flying out of the ring. Malo Leche de Mantequilla grabbed Heath
Slater and dragged him under the ring.
VamChango dumped Mahal into the audience.
Tornado en Fuego nails a huge kneelift on McIntyre and makes the cover. The ref counts 1…2….3. The Mexicali Flyers have just won their
match. Mahal and McIntyre are now
out. Salter claws his way out from under
the ring and can’t believe what happened.
He heads to the back with his hands on his head.
Match #3 still
sees the Cartel remain at ringside with their unofficial leader Rey Rey taking
on King Mo. This one went 15 minutes
with Rey Rey decimating King Mo. Mo
never had a chance. Rey finishes him off
with the 6-1-9 to get the win and eliminate Mo from the roster.
Match #4
continues with the ‘fight or fired’ theme with the team of Tensai and Brodus
Clay taking on Beer Money. James Storm and Bobby Roode complained to the
ref as why there were stuck in this type of match but the ref just shrugged his
shoulders. This one went the distance
with Beer Money taking the fight to their opponents. Everything Storm and Roode threw at them
couldn’t get them a pin or submission.
As the clock was nearing the 30 minute time limit, Roode reverses a claw
hold and nails a Northern Lariat. Roode
gets the win just before the time limit ran out. Tensai and Brodus are both out.
In the back, we
see Hogan stopping Wam Bam Arsonist.
“You know, brother, the Hulkster likes the cut of your jib. I’ll tell you what…I’m going to keep you
around in an advisor role.” Wam was very
thankful. “But you have to do one
thing…get rid of that STUPID name. If
you want to stick around, from now on, you go by your real name…Rocky
Lapetus.” Rocky thought about it for a
moment and said “Sure Hulk. I can do that.”
Hogan shook his hand and said “Welcome back Rocky Lapetus.” Hogan then walked away with Rocky seeming
like he was on cloud 9.
Hogan comes out
once more and tells us there is still plenty of time on the clock so he is
authorizing a few more matches. These
are not part of the ‘fight or be fired’ stipulation as the last match saw that
final match take place.
Next on the card
is John Cena taking on Batista. The
match was a short one that had the Animal dominate Cena. It took only 6 quick minutes and an Enforcer
Spinebuster to end this match.
The main event
of the evening is a one fall, winner takes all match for the HWF World
Heavyweight Title with the champion the Undertaker taking on his opponent Bray
Wyatt. A stipulation has been put in
place that there can be no outside interference. This will be a 60 minute street fight.
The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt neutralizes THROAT CHOKE.
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Bray Wyatt executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but
is unsuccessful.
Referee is incapacitated for 5 more rounds.
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The Undertaker executes a CLOTHESLINE....
Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.
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Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against REAR CHINLOCK but is
unsuccessful.
Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.
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The Undertaker executes a SMASH WITH 2"x4"....
Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.
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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....
Bray Wyatt executes a CHOKE WITH COWBOY LARIAT....
Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.
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The Undertaker executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....
Bray Wyatt executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE BELL-GONG!....
Referee is no longer incapacitated.
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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....
Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
The Undertaker is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Bray Wyatt kicks out of the pin!
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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....
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The Undertaker executes a THE LAST RIDE....
Bray Wyatt absorbs the punishment.
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Bray Wyatt executes a RUNNING SENTON....
The Undertaker absorbs the punishment.
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The Undertaker executes a CLOTHESLINE....
Bray Wyatt attempts to defend against CLOTHESLINE but is
unsuccessful.
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The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt attempts to defend against TRIANGLE CHOKE but is
unsuccessful.
The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Bray Wyatt does not submit!
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The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....
The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Bray Wyatt does not submit!
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Bray Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against SCOOP POWERSLAM but is
unsuccessful.
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The Undertaker executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....
Bray Wyatt executes a CHOKE WITH COWBOY LARIAT....
The Undertaker is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Bray Wyatt kicks out of the pin!
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Bray Wyatt executes a THROW OPPONENT INTO TV ANNOUNCER....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against THROW OPPONENT INTO TV
ANNOUNCER but is unsuccessful.
The Undertaker looks to have hurt his leg.
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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE.... but collapses on his
injured leg.
Bray stares at the Undertaker and has that looks like a shark in
blood infested water.
Bray Wyatt executes a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD....Undertaker
collapses…out cold.
Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The Undertaker was pinned by Bray Wyatt!!!
Bray
Wyatt wins with a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD over The
Undertaker!!!
Bray Wyatt has just
won the HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.
Wyatt’s warriors: The Super
Warrior, Centurion and the Warrior of Truth join their leader in the ring and
celebrate as the event comes to an end.
That is all for
now. Stay tuned for more exciting
action.
Uh oh, the heat is on the Caped Crusader! He may need to find a way to move around the arena incognito, so as to hide his whereabouts from Chump Hogan...
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