HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 02.05

Hello fans.  Well, our first PPV of the year Warzone: Battlefield of Pain will be taking place this weekend.  HWF World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar has been calling for Kane to stop hiding and come out and defend the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.  This did not sit well with CSWA World Champion AJ Styles.  Styles confronted Lesnar and said that he needed to focus on him first as he wants the shot at Kane and will go through Lesnar to get it.  Brock started to laugh which pissed off AJ.  “You want to settle this now?  We can head to the ring right now.”  Brock stopped him.  “Listen little man.  There is a PPV at the end of this week.  Don’t be in such a hurry to get your ass smoked.  You’ll get your turn to become just another victim.”  Brock then walked away.
 

Hardly Predictable comprising of Bran-Don-Goh (w/ Fusion Valentine), Mike “the Axe” Medley and Casey Jones all made their way to the ring.  Bran-Don-Goh got on the mic first.  “Hardly Predictable comprised of yours truly, the Axe and Mr. Jones are ready to take on Prestige Inc.  Those 6 man titles will be ours before you know it.”  The Axe started scanning the crowd when all of a sudden, he went white as a ghost.  Casey asked if he was ok and he looked back and what he thought he saw was gone.  Axe then took the mic.  “HP is here to dominate the sport.  We’ve proven ourselves to be the #1 team and will prove it this weekend when we defeat Prestige Inc for those belts.”  This then prompted Prestige Inc (w/ the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel) to come out.  Reid was the first to speak.  “So you who call yourselves (what was it?) Happily Pathetic think you’re going to defeat US for these titles?  My friends, you all are seriously mistaken.”  Magnus then spoke up.  “Prestige Inc is the ULTIMATE power in the universe.  We will prove it when we beat your asses from one end of the ring to the other.”  Magnus then handed the mic to King Damian Sandow.  “Listen you maggots.  We are the greatest thing walking this earth and nothing you can do will change that.”  Alicia Fox runs from backstage and attacks Raquel.  The brawl and take their fight to the back.  The remaining members of Prestige Inc then hit the ring but HP was prepared for them.  Axe nearly decapitates Sandow; Casey Jones wallops Magnus with his hockey stick and Bran-Don-Goh drops Reid with the “Fancy Pants.”  HP picks up the titles and holds them over their heads to the cheering of the fans.  They then drop the titles on their fallen foes and walk out.

Malo Leche de Mantequilla then comes out and calls out Tyson Kidd.  The Kidd comes out and says he will tear Malo a new one for constantly interfering in his business.  Malo nails Kidd with a doom bomb but Kidd nearly takes Malo’s head off with a superkick.  Malo makes his way to the back yelling at Kidd.  Kidd eventually leaves the ring.

In the back, Senor Vampiro is being interviewed.  “The time has come for Senor Vampiro to make his in-ring debut.  I will have the awesome Pai Mei in my corner as I take on that dirty, rotten, scoundrel El Chango.  Chango, once I am through with you, you will be dispensed and driven out of here never to be seen from again.”  All of a sudden, El Chango attacks Vampiro backstage and they fight briefly before security breaks it up.  El Chango exclaims “You will bow down before me Vampiro.  I swear it.  No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me; both you and then one day, your heirs.”

 

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane was also backstage.  He was pacing like a caged animal.  As Clarkus Kentus approached him, Kane just glared and Clarkus bolted dropping the mic.  Kane picked it up and then turned and glared at the camera.  “Lesnar, your ass is grass.”  Kane then left.

 

Master Bull was in his office taking notes and looking at a board with the PPV layout on it.  Here is what he had for the matches for this weekend’s PPV:

 

What’s good for business?

HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar vs CSWA World Champion AJ Styles

Malo Leche vs Tyson Kidd (possible specialty match)

Senior Vampiro vs El Chango (possible specialty match)

6 Man tag Team Championship:  Prestige Inc vs Hardly Predictable

Undisputed champion Kane vs AJ Styles (CSWA champion) or HWF Champion Brock Lesnar (want to see Kane vs Lesnar again.  If Lesnar, needs to be confined to a cage)

X-Division Champion Professor Cobra vs Epico Colon

Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel vs Alicia Fox (do I ban Prestige Inc or at least Reid from ringside?)

All title matches need to be 60 min/Best of 3 falls.

 

Fusion Valentine approached Master Bull and asked to speak with him.  She mentioned that her match with Gail Kim for the Women’s Championship was not a best of 3 falls match.  Master Bull admits he forgot about the rule until recently and apologized for it.  She asked if she could get a rematch against Kim.  Master Bull said that the show following the PPV will have a woman’s #1 contender match.  She would be in line but had not decided on her opponent just yet.  She said she would welcome any challenge and thanked him before heading out.  She did stop and notice that the printer Master Bull had in his corner was a Lexmark that kept hiccupping .  She turned back around and said that he should have gone with HP (not Hardly Predictable) as it is more reliable.  She then left.

That is all for now.  If anything else surfaces between now and the PPV, you will read it here first.  Stay Tuned.