Welcome fans to our October PPV “Crazy Nights”. We expect this evening to indeed be crazy. The first bit of crazy news is that we found out where the NWWA was holding their show. Get ready for this…It’s at a bingo parlor in Kingwood, Tx. Where the hell is that? Well, I did some looking and its located about 30 miles north of Houston. Seems like an odd place for a PPV but from what we know about the ever-increasing debt mounting from the daily operations of the NWWA, it looks like this is all he could get. The second piece of info was regarding Mohammed Hassan. He went to complain to William Regal who just told him to get lost. Hassan said that Mysterio shouldn’t be in the running at all for the Cruiserweight title since he already holds the US title. Mysterio walks in and hears Hassan’s bitching. “You know homes, if you think you can beat me, hell, I’d put my “spot” on the line right now”. Hassan said “You’re on. I’ll see you in the ring”.
The first match is Rey Mysterio putting his spot for the Cruiserweight title on the line against Mohammed Hassan. As soon as the bell rang, Rey hits the 6-1-9 and non-chalantly rolls Hassan up. Hassan reverses it and holds the ropes while pulling on Rey’s tights and the ref counts 1-2-3. Hassan has stolen the Cruiserweight match from Mysterio. Hassan will meet MVP and that match is up next.
MVP was ready for this match, in fact, I think he preferred it to meeting the US champ instead. Hassan started off strong but MVP showed his resiliance and why he was the Cruiserweight Champion. Hassan kept up as long as he could but in the end, he fell victim to a flying dropkick. MVP retains the belt. Before MVP can leave the ring, Donnie B comes out. He tells MVP he’d like to cash in his #1 spot now. MVP obliged. “Before the match begins” Donnie B says, “ I need to introduce my new MANAGER.” Out comes Taz. The fans are shocked. Why is Donnie B teaming up with Samoa Joe’s manager? “You fans may be wondering why I have chosen Taz as my manager. I don’t think it’s all that hard to figure out. Taz produces results. I need those if I want to be Cruiserweight Champion. I was informed that prior to this match, I am on a probationary period. His willingness to guide me to bigger and better heights depends on my performance in this match. With that said, let’s get this moving.” Taz interferred early and that set the stage for this match. Donnie B was in total control for the first 6 minutes of the match. After MVP connected with a superkick, the match swung in his favor. MVP battled back and tossed DB out of the ring. DB went to consult with his manager and made it back in by the 7 count. After giving MVP a vicious eyerake, he bitch-slapped him twice. MVP went down. Donnie B made the cover and with a little help from the outside of the ring, the ref counted 1-2-3. We have a NEW Cruiserweight Champion – Donnie B. Taz congratulated Donnie B on his win, handed him the belt and then Donnie B went to the back.
For some reason, Taz stayed in the ring. He said that in the following match, he was managing another new wrestler. The next match was TV Champ Bobby Lashley taking on the Big Show. Show came out first and got into the ring. He walked up to Taz and shook his hand. Out next came Bobby Lashley. Big Show had a great look of concern on his face after Taz walked over to the corner of the TV champ. Wow, Lashley is managed by Taz too. Show immediately tossed Bobby into the crowd but he made it back in by the 8 count. Show hits a big foot to face and Bobby hits a shoulder tackle and Show falls out of the ring. He is back in by 5. After Taz interferred for the second time, Show went after him but never got his hands on the manager. Show came back into the ring and hit a big foot to face. It didn’t phase Bobby as he connected with a Dominator and a 2 count. Bobby hit a flying tackle but Show responded by tossing Bobby to the floor for the 6th time in this match. Bobby and Taz got fed up and walked out. Bobby Lashley got counted out so Big Show wins the match but not the belt.
The next match had Rey Mysterio Jr defending the US title against Shawn Michaels. Rey started off like a rocket. Shawn had no idea what was happening. Shawn then turned the tables on the champ by hitting a flying bodypress out of nowhere and got a 2 count. Rey hits a reverse chop and Shawn tosses him out of the ring. He is back in by 7. Another reverse chop from Rey stops Michaels in his tracks. A flying headscissors from Rey and a shoulder smash by Shawn. A sunset flip from Shawn and he goes for the pin but barely gets a 2 count. Shawn uses an arm drag and twist and turns it into a pin. Rey almost didn’t get his shoulder up in time. Rey connects with a reverse chop but Shawn takes a snap mare and turns it into a pin and a 2 count. Rey finally manages to hit the 6-1-9 but Shawn kicks out a two. Rey hits a flying dropkick but Shawn goes to the ropes and hits a Rocker Slam. They trade a few moves back and forth then Shawn hits a shoulder smash and goes for the pin but Rey kicks out. Shawn hits another sunset flip but Rey manages the 6-1-9 again. Shawn barely kicks out in time. Rey hits a Hurricanrana but only gets a two count. It’s down to the final minute of the match and Shawn throws Rey out of the ring but he hangs on and swings right back in. The bell sounds and this match is a draw. Rey and Shawn shake hands. William Regal comes out and says that Shawn performed “fabulously” and said that he would get a rematch but he would first have to wrestle Randy Orton. If Orton wins, he keps his spot. If Shawn wins, Randy will be moved down and Shawn will be next in line.
The next match on the card is for the World Tag Team titles with the champs Cryme Tyme taking on the NWWA’s Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer. Shad started off against Tommy Dreamer. Cryme Tyme is a double team for 3 minutes but after the first, Dreamer reversed a sleeperhold and hit Shad with a DDT. They tried another double team but Dreamer rolled out of the way. JTG is tagged in. Dreamer hits a neckbreaker on JTG and tags out. JTG hits the Bruiser with a branding iron (WTF) but Bruiser hits the Falcon Arrow and gets a 2 count. JTG tags out and Shad is back in. A forearm smash and a body stop from Shad gets him a two count. A hip toss from the Bruiser and he tags out. Shad chokes Tommy on the ropes and tries for a pin but gets a one count. He tags out. After locking a longhorn crab on Dreamer, JTG goes for a pin and gets a two count. JTG goes to the ropes and jumps off and stomps on Dreamer’s head. As he makes the cover, Shad runs in to keep the Bruiser out. The ref counts 1…2…3. The winners of the match and STILL World Tag Team Champions….Cryme Tyme.
Samoa Joe got his rematch with World Champion Booker T. One stipulation that was added was that the time limit would be changed to 30 minutes and there can be no DQ or Count out. Joe immediately locks in the Rear Naked Choke but Booker is flailing around and hits Joe with a smash breaking the hold. Booker tosses Joe out but he gets back in at the 8 count. Booker locks in a sleeperhold and Taz gets involved and chokes Booker on the bottom rope. Joe hits a running clothesline and Booker hits a headbutt. Joe reverses a chinlock and hits a modified camel clutch. Booker battles back with a sleeperhold and Joe hits a big boot. Taz gets involved again by verbally antogonizing the champ. Booker tosses Joe out of the ring but Joe gets right back in. Joe gets tossed again but he doesn’t make the 10 count but it doesn’t matter. He finally gets back in the ring. Taz is yelling at Booker again but Booker ignores him and locks Joe in a sleeper. Booker hits a Bookend but Joe gets up and locks in the Rear Naked Choke but Booker won’t tap. Booker hits a spinning smash and Joe goes to Taz who hands him a foreign object. Booker hits a dropkick and Joe hits him with the foreign object and a big boot. Joe hits Booker again with the FO and a running knee but Booker pulls out a scissors kick and goes for the cover 1….2…..3 BUT WAIT, Taz got Joe’s foot on the ropes at the last minute. Booker apparently forgot that the time limit was extended so he stopped wrestling wondering why the bell hasn’t rung. Joe came up from behind and hit a muscle buster. He covered the champ and the ref counted 1……2……3. We have a NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION and his name is Samoa Joe!
**Editors note** The match for the NWWA world title was supposed to take place at the bingo parlor in Kingwood, Tx but Steiner refused to step foot in that god-awful town. The match was then held “closed circuit” which didn’t help with the Negronomicon’s ever-growing stack of bills so the match between Christian and Steiner was held in a different bingo parlor in Oakland, CA in front of NO audience (except the Negronomicon and the Posse). This was sooooo sad. Before the match began, the entire Posse attacked Christian and beat him down so bad he couldn’t get up. Negronomicon called for the bell and Christian managed a face slap before Scott locked in the Steiner Recliner and Christian, who was in no shape to do anything, had his hand raised and dropped 3 times. The ref signalled for the bell and awarded the match and the NWWA World title to Scott Steiner. UNBELIEVABLE.
Steiner did make his way out to Chicago where he took on Samoa Joe to determine who would go on to meet the Negronomicon. Steiner was totally in control of this match and even with Taz offering advice, it did no good to the newly crowned CSWA World Champion. Steiner hit everything including a few Frankensteiners and belly to belly suplexes but wasn’t able to pin Joe. Joe tossed Scott out of the ring but he would get right back in. After getting his ass beat, Joe tossed Scott out of the ring again. Taz then kicked Scott in the groin but all that did was irritate the steroid freak. Scott chased Taz around the ring and ended up getting counted out. He didn’t even realize it. The winner of the match by countout is Samoa Joe. Joe will get to take on the Negronomicon for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. Uh-oh.
We cut over to Kingwood, TX and the NWWA PPV. Negronomicon just got done watching the match with Joe and Steiner and he looks really worried. We already know that the Steiner/Christian match ended in less than a minute after a beat-down from the Posse and the Steiner Recliner. Christian just passed out and wasn’t able to continue.
The first match of the NWWA card is Santino defending the X-Division title against Jay Lethal. Before the match began, Negronomicon came out and annouced that whenever a member of the Posse would be wrestling, he will be there as their “manager” (this came after the Steiner/Samoa Joe match). Jay Lethal had something to prove here as he was “robbed” of the X-division title by the Negronomicon. He began to take his frustrations out on Santino. Somehow, in the first 4 minutes of the match, Santino locked in an abdominal stretch. Negronomcion jumped up on the ring and started pulling on the arm of Santino for extra leverage. Lethal then tapped out. Santino wins the match and retains the X-division title. Negronomicon congratulates Santino, gives him his belt and sends him on to the back.
The next match is Chris Masters defending the North American title against Matt Hardy. As soon as the bell rang, Matt yelled at Negronomicon to stay out of his match. N, of course, did not like that. Hardy took the fight to the NA champ and was rockin’ and rollin’ all over the steroid fool. Negronomicon didn’t get involved but offered good advice to the champ. Hardy went for a fist drop from the top rope and got a 2 count. Negronomicon got up on the ring and distracted Hardy. Masters then locked in the Masterlock and Hardy passed out. Chris Masters retains the North American title via submission.
Carlito vs. John Cena is up next for the Intercontinental title. Carlito went for a running clothesline but that was a distraction as Negronomicon got on the ring and hit Cena from behind with a loaded newspaper (I think it was a Wall Street Journal). Carlito made the cover and got a 2 count. Carlito then hit a back-cracker but did not go for a pin. Cena battles back and hits a side suplex and Carlito hits a cabana groin shot. They took turns stomping each other in the gut. Cena tosses Carlito out of the ring and it looks like he’s gonna run for it but Cena catches him and brings him back to the ring. Cena goes to rap with the fans and Carlito hits another groin shot. Carlito tosses John out of the ring but he is back in at the 6 count. Carlito walked right into the F-U and Cena made the cover but Negronomicon put Carlito’s foot on the ropes. Negronomicon grabs Cena’s chain and throws it in but Cena intercepts it and hits Carlito with it. He goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Carlito then spit apple in Cena’s face and shoved him out of the ring. Negronomicon pulled out handcuffs and cuffed Cena to the ringside barrier. He dropped the keys just inches out of Cena’s reach. The ref kept counting and John could do nothing. He ends up getting counted out. Carlito retains the IC title. Negronomicon gets into the ring to celebrate with Carlito and John, on the outside, starts to “hulk” up. He ends up tearing apart the guard rail and Carlito and the Negronomicon, in total amazement, run to the back while being chased by Cena.
The next to last match was the World’s Greatest Tag Team defending the NWWA Tag Team titles against Golddust and Stevie Richards. This was the shortest match of the night. Golddust hit a ddt on Haas and would have gotten the pin if Shelton didn’t make the save. Shelton and Haas then double-teamed Golddust for 3 rounds and injured Stevie Richards. Richards got T-bone suplexed through the Spanish announce table. Back in the ring, the champs hit Goldy with clotheslines, suplexes and Haas locked in the olympic deathlock. Golddust tapped. In 3 minutes, the champs retained their belts.
The Posse were all victorious. One final match remained…..Negronomicon vs. Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Title. Even though Joe has Taz in his corner, Negronomicon has the entire Posse in his. 7 on 1 (with a manager) are not that great of odds. Joe locks in a camel clutch but N battles out of it and hits a doom bomb. Another doom bomb is followed up by Joe’s camel clutch. Joe locks in the Rear Naked Choke but N makes it to the ropes. Joe locks in the RNC again and N would have tapped if it weren’t for Benjamin’s save. Negronomicon bitch slaps Joe and he responds with a Muscle Buster and nearly a 3 count. Joe locks in a sleeperhold and drops it into a pin attempt. Charlie Haas tries to make the save but is thwarted by Taz. Shelton makes it in again to make the save. Negronomicon then throws Joe out of the ring and the posse attack him. A flying shoulder tackle from Benjamin, a belly to belly suplex by Haas, a Steiner Recliner from Scott, a hammer shot from Masters, a leg smash from Santino, and a stomp to the face from Carlito. Joe makes it back in and N hits the Arm whip of Doom and goes for a cover but only gets a one count. Taz tries to intimidate the ref but N hits a dragon suplex for a 2 count. A bitch slap and a quick cover only gets N a 2 count. Joe locks in the RNC but N makes it to the ropes. Another Dragon Suplex from Negronomicon and he goes for the cover. The Posse all surround Taz so he cannot interfere. The ref counts 1-2-3. Negronomicon is the winner and still the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. Taz takes a chair and starts whalloping on the Posse. They all run off. Oops, they forgot that Negronomicon was still in the ring with Joe. They all look on in horror. Joe hits another Muscle Buster on Negronomicon. He drops a knee to N’s face. He locks in the Rear Naked Choke and Negronomicon is tapping out all over the place and no one is daring to make the save. Finally, Joe drops the lifeless form of the Negronomicon and poses above him holding the Undisputed Championship. He leaves the ring with it and he and Taz head out through the crowd as the Posse rush in to check on their fallen leader.
This ends the show. I am sure there will be some major fallout over this.
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