Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Normally, we stay “in our lane” with
happenings in the world of our Fantasy Wrestling Organization but today’s issue
is an exception. We found out that, a
few days ago, the wrestler known as Bray Wyatt (as portrayed by Windham
Rotunda) passed away. Bray was a very
unique character and having overcome various failed gimmicks, got a Grand Slam
with the Wyatt character. Tonight, the
arena is silent as a video recap of the history of Bray Wyatt is shown on the
Omegatron. After the video ended, the
fans gave a standing ovation and the chant of “Thank you Bray” resonated
throughout the arena. Just then, Wilber
Townsend made his way out. He stands on
the stage with a mic in hand. Wilber says
that his character and entire method of portrayal has been 100% based on
Bray. He says that the “new face of
fear” was his inspiration and the only reason for getting into wrestling. Wilber says that Bray left us too soon but he
will continue down the path that Bray carved into the world of professional wrestling
and he will do the original “eater of worlds” justice. He finishes by saying that Jack Lumber has
his US title and he is demanding a rematch tonight.
Wilber leaves and
is replaced by Max McGillicutty. Max
acknowledges the lack of shows and therefore, the lack of title defenses. He states that it is not the performers fault
but that of management and he says there are plans to rectify this and get HCW
back on the map. He says that while
there are champions in other organizations who are sitting at home nursing
their egos/title REIGNS, others keep the lights on. Max says there are some major changes coming
and says that tonight, every match on the card is a title match. Let’s get this show going.
Match #1: Louisville Slugfest for the Hardcore Title –
Dr. Red Fang vs Ovaltine Jackson
Dr. Red Fang came
out to defend his title against Ovaltine Jackson and it proved much harder than
expected. Ovaltine controlled the match
easily for the first 20 minutes until Fang grabbed the “Jim Cornette Tennis
Racket” and broke it over Ovaltine’s head busting him open. We join the match at the 21 minute mark.
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In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red
Fang rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Dr. Red
Fang rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled OC.
Dr. Red
Fang executes a VAMPIRE LUNGE....
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW....
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In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red
Fang rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled OC.
Dr. Red
Fang executes a CRACK WITH CHURCH HILLS DOWNS' HORSESHOE....
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a GIANT HIP TOSS....
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In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red
Fang rolled OC/TT
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Dr. Red
Fang executes a VAMPIRE LUNGE....
Ovaltine
Jackson attempts to defend against VAMPIRE LUNGE but is unsuccessful.
Dr. Red
Fang is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Ovaltine
Jackson kicks out of the pin!
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In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red
Fang rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Dr. Red
Fang executes a SKULL CRUSHER....
Ovaltine
Jackson attempts to defend against SKULL CRUSHER but is unsuccessful.
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In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Dr. Red
Fang rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Dr. Red
Fang rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Dr. Red
Fang executes a TRANSYLVANIAN PILEDRIVER and SMASH IN THE HEAD WITH THE SLUGGER
Ovaltine
Jackson attempts to defend against TRANSYLVANIAN PILEDRIVER but is
unsuccessful.
Dr. Red
Fang is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Ovaltine
Jackson was pinned by Dr. Red Fang!!!
Dr. Red
Fang may get the KO win!
Dr. Red
Fang wins by KNOCKOUT!
Dr. Red
Fang wins with a 10-COUNT K-O over Ovaltine Jackson!!!
Dr. Red Fang gets
the win and retains the title. Another
hard fought battle ends with Fang taking his title and leaving the ring with no
further altercation.
Match #2: TV Champion Azrael w/the Ambassador vs Tobias
Snake
Prior to the match
starting, Azrael gets on the mic and mocks having defeated the Banker twice in
one night. He says that with such an
embarrassing loss, the Banker will never get another title shot as long as he
holds the title. The match began with
Azrael in charge but then the Banker’s image kept showing up on the Omegatron and
Azrael got distracted. This went on for
the first 10 minutes of the match and it was clear that the Banker has gotten
under Azrael’s skin. We join the match
at the 11 min mark.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled OC.
Tobias
Snake rolled OC/TT
Azrael
executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
Tobias
Snake executes a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPERPLEX....
Tobias
Snake is on the outside. The ref begins
the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Tobias
Snake makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled OC.
Tobias
Snake rolled OC/TT
The
Ambassador executes a Choke in corner....
Tobias
Snake executes a MOUNTED PUNCHES....
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled DC
Tobias
Snake rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Azrael
rolled DC
Tobias
Snake rolled OC.
Tobias
Snake executes a MOUNTED PUNCHES....
Azrael
attempts to defend against MOUNTED PUNCHES but is unsuccessful.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled OC.
Tobias
Snake rolled OC.
Azrael
executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....
Tobias
Snake executes a SNAP ELBOW DROP....
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
At this
point, the Banker rushes down to the ring with briefcase in hand. Tobias immediately distracted the ref. The Banker then BLASTED Azrael in the head
with the briefcase. Azrael was stumbling
as he tried to get to his feet. The
Ambassador was on the outside screaming at the ref. The Banker quickly hid in the crowd.
Azrael
rolled DC
Tobias
Snake rolled OC.
Tobias
Snake executes a RUNNING CROSSBODY....
Azrael
absorbs the punishment.
Tobias
Snake is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Azrael
was pinned by Tobias Snake!!!
Tobias
Snake wins with a RUNNING CROSSBODY over Azrael!!!
Tobias Snake gets
the win and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION.
The Banker quickly re-enters the ring and shakes hands with Tobias. It seems like something passed between the
two of them. The Banker left and Tobias
celebrated in the ring before heading to the back.
Match #3: Six Man Tag Team Championship –
Dennis/Casper/Phantom Frank vs the Muscles Trio
The Muscles Trio
schooled the champs however, they could not get the job done before the bell
rang signaling a Time Limit Draw. The
Champs retain.
Match #4: The Regulators vs the Smashers
This was another
match dominated by the challengers but the Regulators were able to score the
win and retain the titles after Mammoth hit Smasher #2 with the Regulator
Smash. The Regulators did not look like
the dominating team they were during the tournament. 18 min.
Match #5: US Title rematch: Jack Lumber vs Wilber Townsend
Jack won the US
title in spectacular fashion at the Critical Mass PPV. Now, Wilber has waited months and finally
gets his rematch. Wilber says he is going to channel his “inner Bray” and
demands the rules be changed to a “Stretcher match” rules match (the loser goes
out on a stretcher). Jack agrees.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a ATOMIC DROP....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes ATOMIC DROP.
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC/TT
Jack
Lumber executes a CATAPULT STRETCHER-CLOCK FOE ON THE CHIN....
Wilber
Townsend executes a RUNNING SENTON....
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a TIMMMMMBEEERRRRR....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes TIMMMMMBEEERRRRR.
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Jack
Lumber executes a KNEE LIFT....
Wilber
Townsend executes a RUNNING SENTON....
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Wilber Townsend
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Wilber
Townsend executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC/TT
Wilber
Townsend executes a HURL RING STEPS OVER ROPES - HIT FOE IN HEAD....
Jack
Lumber attempts to defend against HURL RING STEPS OVER ROPES - HIT FOE IN HEAD
but is unsuccessful.
Jack Lumber
is on defense for 2 more rounds.
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In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Jack
Lumber absorbs the punishment.
Jack Lumber
is on defense for 1 more rounds.
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In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Jack
Lumber reverses HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK!
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Jack Lumber
is no longer on defense.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC/TT
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a THE AXE....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Jack
Lumber is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Wilber
Townsend kicks out of the pin!
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC/TT
Jack
Lumber executes a ATOMIC DROP....
Wilber
Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Wilber
Townsend is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Jack
Lumber kicks out of the pin!
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a STIFF UPPERCUT....
Wilber
Townsend attempts to defend against STIFF UPPERCUT but is unsuccessful.
Jack
Lumber is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Wilber
Townsend kicks out of the pin!
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes YUKON BODYSLAM.
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Jack Lumber
rolled OC/TT
Wilber
Townsend rolled DC
Jack
Lumber executes a ATOMIC DROP....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Jack
Lumber is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Wilber
Townsend was pinned by Jack Lumber!!!
Jack
Lumber may get the KO win!
Jack
Lumber wins by KNOCKOUT!
Jack
Lumber wins with a 10-COUNT K-O over Wilber Townsend!!!
Jack loads Wilber
on the stretcher and the match is officially over. Wilber doesn’t stay on the stretcher for very
long and then attacks Jack from behind.
He slams Jack’s head into the steel post and then puts Jack on the
stretcher. He pushes it up the ramp and
then, SHOVES IT RIGHT OFF THE STAGE CRASHING TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Holy Sh!t chants ring out and medics rush out
to check on everyone’s favorite lumberjack.
Wilber stands on the stage and begins laughing maniacally as the lights
go down until a single lantern is left illuminating a single spot on the stage.
Match #6: Ladies Title Match: Korbi Kong vs Goldie Locks
Goldie earned this
spot and wants her time to shine. The
match was pretty much even throughout the entire match. In the final minute, Goldie hit a one handed
bulldog but as she tried to go for the pin, Korbi got her leg on the bottom
rope just as the bell rang bringing this one to a draw. After the match, Korbi and Goldie shook hands
and made their way separately to the back.
Update on Jack
Lumber: he sustained some cuts and
bruises but he will be ok. I’m sure
there will be another match between the two.
Match #7: World Title match: Starbuck Steel vs the Wicked Prophet in a
rematch for the belt.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against SHOOTING STAR BUCK but is unsuccessful.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a HANGMAN DDT....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....
Starbuck
Steel is on the outside. The ref begins
the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Starbuck
Steel makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against FIRE - WALK WITH ME but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....
Starbuck
Steel is on the outside. The ref begins
the count.
1...2...3...4...
Starbuck
Steel makes it back into the ring at the 4 count.
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In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a HANGMAN DDT....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
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In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against DEVIL'S SNARE but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS....
The Wicked
Prophet reverses SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS!
The Wicked
Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel is on the outside. The ref begins
the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...
Starbuck
Steel makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Starbuck
Steel kicks out of the pin!
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a STARPLEX (SLINGSHOT SUPLEX)....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
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In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a THE BUCKINATOR....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
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In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Starbuck
Steel kicks out of the pin!
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
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In the 19th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Starbuck
Steel neutralizes PROP 8.
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In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK but is
unsuccessful.
After
20 minutes, the match is declared a draw.
Starbuck Steel
retains the title and the fans pop for him.
The Wicked Prophet grabs a mic and tells Starbuck he hid behind the
short match limit. He said that when
they meet again, they will have a longer timed match and next time, he is
walking out with the title.
Thanks for
reading. We’ll be back before you know
it so stay tuned.
