Sunday, January 21, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #641 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello Wrestling fans and welcome back to the next installment of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  We have a great show for you today with a totally awesome lineup.  There was a mess up with the shows posted and the Phoenix rostered show was posted for Tacoma so I guess for this week, we will have members of the Heat roster on the Tacoma show.


House Show
Tacoma, WA
January 21, 2018 - 6:00 PM


20 Minute Time Limit

Otto Ruthless
VS.
Outback Oscar


20 Minute Time Limit

Talon McFrost
VS.
Bob "Powder" Keg


20 Minute Time Limit

El Chango
VS.
Wendell Hammerschmidt


20 Minute Time Limit

Candice Charisma
VS.
The Duchess (f)


Steel Cage
No Count-out
 30 Minute Time Limit

"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo
VS.
Red McNulty


For the 6 Man Tag Team Championship
30 Minute Time Limit

Biceps Bannerman
Buzz Steel
Starbuck Steel (Champions)
VS.
Brick
TNT (Templeton N. Townsend)
The Axe



The show kicks off back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office and in walks the Duchess with Lady Hermann in tow.  The Duchess questions why she and Lady Hermann aren’t given a bye as they are royalty and feel they should be getting a “pass”.  Max tells her that she, like the rest of the Ladies roster, has to pay her dues in THIS type of match if she wants to become Queen of HCW.  She says she’s practically there and says she’ll eliminate anyone who gets in her way.  Lady Hermann gives her a quizzical look but the Duchess backtracks and says “Of course not you” but quickly looks away with an odd expression on her face.  The two leave.   Before Max has a chance to take a breath, Candice Charisma walks in and says she wants a match tonight.  Max tells her it just so happens that she’s already on the card against the Duchess.  Candice snorts in derision.  “I thought I was going to be challenged here.”  Max tells her “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.  You have to make it through the match first.  Candice turns to walk out and says “Like there’s any question…”  Max shakes his head.

Pyro goes off and we’re ready to kick this one off.  Making his way out first is Outback Oscar and he is accompanied by his tag team partner the US Champion the Crocodile Hunter.  Croc wishes his partner luck and Oscar heads down to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Otto Ruthess comes out and as he heads down, he glares at Croc and motions that he will take Croc’s belt (although he not even a contender for this title so whatever) and he heads to the ring and the fans boo him.  He of course flips them off and climbs in.  The bell rings pretty quick and these two go at it however it was slow going as both men continued to nullify each other’s moves.  Finally, it started to get interesting when both men went to the outside but after smashing Oscar’s head into the steel steps, Otto rolled back in just beating the 10 count.  Otto gets the win via countout.  Otto takes a mic and demands that, since he beat Oscar, he wants his spot in the top 10.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that it wasn’t a stipulation for this match however, he thinks that Croc vs Otto would be a good match so he makes it so.  Oscar is moved to the top 10 for the hardcore title. 

We go backstage where Red McNulty is being interviewed.  Red says that Rad Gumbo is a wannabe Cajun who thinks he actually makes a difference to the world.  He calls Gumbo a glorified jobber with a manager who just stands there.  Tonight, in the steel cage, he will beat Gumbo within an inch of his life and Rad will run home to his mommy and will be gone from HCW for good.

It’s time for the next match.  An explosion rings through the speakers and Bob “Powder” Keg makes his way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Talon McFrost comes out also to a mixed reaction.  Both men have a stare down in the middle of the ring before the bell sounds kicking this one off.  The two men were pretty evenly matched and with the exception of a couple of high spots, they kept the action mostly on the mat.  Talon kept his eye on the clock and as it neared completion, he began to try and get more aggressive.  He viciously eye raked Bob and when he tried to go for a quick pin, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.  The two looked like they could keep going but actually ended up shaking hands before separating in the ring.  (20 min draw)

The Duchess is backstage with Lady Hermann and is told about the comments made about her from Candice Charisma.  The Duchess laughed saying Candice pretends to want to run with the big dogs and she’ll prove it tonight.  Also, once she becomes the one true Queen of HCW, she will snuff out anyone who disrespects her…Anyone.

The next match is ready to go.  Wendell Hammerschmidt comes out and the fans boo him as he walks down to the ring.  Next, El Chango comes out first and the fans pop for him.  He shakes hands with the fans as he makes his way into the ring.  Wendell tried for a cheap shot but El Chango dominated the match totally schooling Wendell.  El Chango hits the ropes and nearly takes Wendell’s head off with a flying spinning heel kick.  El Chango makes the cover and gets the 3 count.  El Chango wins and celebrates with the fans as Wendell makes his way to the back.  (8 min)

“The Ragin Cajun” Rad Gumbo is backstage with his manager MJ.  Rad says that tonight, many things will change.  Steel Cages are not forgiving structures and take a measure of pain, suffering and blood as part of the willingness to fight within its four walls.   He will show the Irishman what a pissed off Cajun is like and he promises he will NOT like what he sees.

The Duchess makes her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Lady Hermann follows closely behind like her bodyguard.  The Duchess gets into the ring and tries to rile up the crowd but they’re pretty lackluster.  Next, Candice Charisma comes out and the fans pop and as she makes her way down to the ring, the Duchess looks flabbergasted at how the fans are reacting to the ‘little-miss-special’.   Candice gets into the ring and Lady Hermann goes to stand outside the ring.  The match was pretty even between the two ladies with Candice matching the Duchess move for move which infuriated her.  The Duchess began to panic and locked Candice up with the All Hail Her Majesty trying for the submission but Lady Hermann took it upon herself to interject herself into the action by blatantly attacking Candice which prompted the ref to ring the bel and call the match disqualifying the Duchess for outside interference.  Candice gets the win and laughs as she leaves.  The Duchess glares at Lady Hermann who shrugs and the two of them leave.  (6 ½ min)

Brick, TNT and the Axe are backstage and they say they’ve waited for this moment since Scooter J cost them the championship.  Axe says that tonight, they will prove they are the superior team when they take the titles home tonight.

As we pan back to the ring, the crew are assembling the steel cage.  Upon completion, the match is started and Red McNulty makes his way out and down to the ring. The fans boo as he enters the steel structure.  Next, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time, bitch!” and out comes manager MJ and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  The fans pop for Gumbo as he makes his way down and he’s all business.  The structure will prevent MJ from providing any assistance to Gumbo.  Gumbo enters the ring and McNulty backs into the corner.  The bell rings and this one is off and running.   The first minute of the match had the two measuring each other up.  Gumbo hits Red with the Bourbon Street Blues.  Red shakes it off.  Gumbo then crushed Red’s fingers against the cage and then hit him with the Onion Lock.  Red catapults Gumbo into the cage but Gumbo locks in the New Orleans Crab.  McNulty almost immediately taps out.  Gumbo then easily made it to the door and exited the cage and this one was over.  Rad Gumbo gets the win in only 4 minutes.  It seemed like sort of a letdown after the buildup of this one.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that Gumbo will go down in the record books as the winner of the match but says the fans here wanted to see a FIGHT.  Max says that the two of them will continue in the cage until one of them can no longer stand or 30 minutes passed.  Gumbo seemed ok with that and re-entered the cage.  The bell rang again.  This time, the fans got a real treat.  The ref left the ring as there would be no pin or submission attempts…just a good ol’ ass beating.  And Red McNulty got his ass handed to him solidly (148 to 89).  Gumbo busted McNulty up early on and Red wore a crimson mask and that may have led to his lack of offense.   8 minutes in, Gumbo climbed to the top of the cage and connected with a B-52 kneedrop and the fans popped huge.  Throughout the match, Gumbo locked Red in the New Orleans crab and even though Red was slapping the mat trying to tap out, there was no one to make the call.  21 minutes in, Gumbo locked in the crab again and McNulty pulled out some brass knuckles and busted Gumbo open with them.  This one went all the way to 30 minutes and the match was called while Gumbo had McNulty trapped in the Onion lock (Muta lock).  Gumbo wins this one decidedly and walks out to the back with MJ and his head held high.  McNulty had to be stretchered out. 

The 6 Man Tag team Champs the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman are backstage and they say that the Axe, Brick and TNT are all good competitors but they are not them and as much as Axe and his team may want it, the champs will retain tonight. 

It’s time for our main event.  The Axe, Brick and TNT all make their way down to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the 6 Man tag champs Buzz and Starbuck Steel and Biceps Bannerman come out to what seems like one of the loudest pops of the night (tied with Gumbo).  They get into the ring and after holding the titles high, they went over to shake the hands of their competitors.  The battle begins and after 4 minutes in, Axe was dropkicked out of the ring by Biceps Bannerman (yes that was a sight to see) and Axe fell out of the ring.  In from the crowd came Scooter J and he picked up the Axe and threw him through a table getting injured and being taken out of the match.  Scooter J took off through the crowd.  While that was going on, Brick hit Buzz Steel with a piledriver and went for a pin but got a 1 count.  Buzz tagged out to Starbuck but then all three of the champs entered the ring.  Biceps hit Brick with a Full Nelson lift and slam; Buzz hits Brick with a reverse neckbreaker and then Starbuck threw Brick out of the ring.  Brick was in no shape to make it back into the ring and got counted out.  The Steel Curtain and Biceps retain their titles much to the delight of the fans.  After the match, they went out to check on Axe and Brick.  The champs helped their opponents to their feet and helped them to the back.  The show ended as the champs turned to acknowledge the crowd before going backstage.

Thanks for reading.  Our next show continues the action so be sure to tune in.


Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
January 24, 2018 - 6:00 PM


20 Minute Time Limit

Starr Vixen (f)
VS.
Jazz Emmett (f)


To determine the next contender to the TV title
20 Minute Time Limit

The Unknown Assassin
VS.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild


20 Minute Time Limit

ScooterJ
VS.
Jesse California


Non-Title Match
20 Minute Time Limit

Taylor Bella (f)
with Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton
VS.
Ravishing Raquel (f)


No DQ/No Countout
20 Minute Time Limit

Sonic Blade
VS.
Wilber Townsend


For the TV Title
30 Minute Time Limit

Texas Wildfire (TV Champion)
VS.
Karl Braun





Wednesday, January 17, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #640 – Phoenix Heat




Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  We have a helluva card for you tonight that will be capped by a main event of the Tag Team Champions Elitism w/ the Ambassador taking on the team of Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins.





Phoenix Heat House Show

Phoenix, AZ

January 17, 2018 - 6:00 PM



20 Minute Time Limit



Wilber Townsend
VS.
Sonic Blade



20 Minute Time Limit



Angry Jack Lawson
VS.
'Top Gun' Justin Winger



20 Minute Time Limit



Felicia Cummings (f)
VS.
Lavender Gooms (f)



20 Minute Time Limit


Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude)
VS.
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham



20 Minute Time Limit



Biceps Bannerman
VS.
Tobias Snake



Main Event for the Tag Team Championship

30 Minute Time Limit



"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
Roderick Rothchild (Champions)
with The Ambassador
VS.
Adam Jameson
Billy Robbins







GM Master Bull comes out to a pop from the crowd.  Bull tells us that GM Max McGillicutty broke the news last show about the Ladies Battle Royal to determine a new “Queen” of HCW but he didn’t mention that Phoenix alum King Wilber Townsend will be defending his crown against the winner of the men’s battle royal.  King Wilber comes out on stage and is booed pretty heavily.  Wilber states that he is the one true King and no one comes anywhere close to him in talent.  Wilber calls the fans peasants and the roster wannabees and says that unfortunately, since the card today is full, the people don’t get the privilege of seeing him wrestle.  Bull says that Wilber is right about one thing…today’s card is full but Wilber is actually on the card tonight and in fact, he’s in the first match. Bull orders King Wilber down to the ring but Wilber says royalty doesn’t go to the ring first and demands his opponent go first.  Bull relents.



The match begins with Sonic Blade making his way down to the ring and he looks and laughs at King Wilber as he passes by.  Sonic enters the ring and the crowd pops for him.  The music changes and King Wilber makes his way down to the ring escorted by backstage hands dressed up as royal guards.  Wilber enters the ring and immediately attacks Sonic.  These two have a history and it looks like the two of them picked up where they left off.  After hitting a low blow, Wilber removed the turnbuckle cover and then bounced Sonic’s head off of it before hitting him with the Go to Sleep.  Wilber makes the cover and gets the 3 count.  King Wilber gets the win and gloats.  Master Bull comes back out and says that just because Wilber thinks he’s superior (“I am” screams Wilber), he thinks he’s above the law but Bull says “I am the Law”.  Bull says that Wilber and Sonic Blade get to continue this in a week when the two will meet in a no-DQ match.  Wilber tries to complain but it falls on deaf ears.  Wilber storms off.  Sonic Blade follows.



“Top Gun” Justin Winger makes his way down to the ring.  He tells Master Bull and the Phoenix audience that he wants a match against the Banker.  Just then, the Banker with his manager Ruth Heartless, makes their way part way down the ramp. 



“Justin Winger, you still have a debt to be paid. I’m not sure how much clearer I can make this for you. Until this debt is paid, life for you in the HCW will be miserable. Two weeks ago, I shut your smart mouth with my briefcase. Last week you thought you could go for the United States title, only to have me remind you that you first need to pay your debts. Now it’s time for me to collect those debts … in the ring.



Ruth, while it felt good to stamp ‘DENIED’ on Top Gun’s forehead, it just wasn’t enough. He needs to feel pain over and over again in the ring. Winger, my briefcase and your face are becoming good friends! This week, however, is your reckoning. Your road to any championships ends here and now. You want another shot? You have to deal with me first! Since you refuse to pay your debts, I am left with no choice. Justin Winger, it’s time for you to face REPOSSESSION!”



Winger grabs the mic and tells the Banker to come down to the ring right now to settle this but after Ruth whispered something in his ear, he shook his head and said that he would determine the time and place and backed up the ramp never taking his eyes off of Winger.   Winger remained in the ring as he was up next.



Angry Jack Lawson come storming down to the ring and looks ready to take his frustrations out on Winger.  It was too bad for Jack that Winger was actually angrier and took the match to Lawson beating the tar out of him much to the fans’ delight.  Winger kept up the pressure until at the 19 minute mark, he hits Lawson with the steamroller and then hooked the leg for the 3 count.  Winger gets the win but it’s cut short when the Banker rushes the ring however Justin was expecting it and used the Banker’s momentum to send him flying over the top rope.  The fans popped but then Ruth Heartless got in the ring with the Banker’s briefcase and tried to hit him with it but Winger stopped her knocking the briefcase out of her hand.  Winger grabs her hand after she tried to slap him and he looked to the fans to see what they wanted him to do.  The fans popped louder but before he could do anything, the Banker rescued his manager and they left up the ramp cursing at Winger.  Justin ends up leaving to a pop from the crowd.  (19 min for the match / 5 for the extra segment)



Backstage, J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin are in their dressing room (although they are not on today’s show).  UA is posing in front of the mirror until he stops.  Dykes walks over asking what’s wrong and he sees, reflected in the mirror…an image of…Phat Sol!  Dykes and the Assassin turn around quickly to confront him but he’s not there.  Dykes mumbles “This has GOT to stop.”



It’s time to back to the ring for our next match.  First, Lavender Gooms comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Felicia Cummings comes out with her twin Betsy and they are booed pretty heavily.  The shrug off the disdain and make their way to the ring.  The ref immediately sends Betsy away but she produces a ticket to sit at ringside and she hops the railing and takes her seat.  The ref starts the match.  Lavender took the match to Felicia and even after a brief switcheroo with Betsy taking her sister’s place (and the ass-beating that went with it) she quickly got out and let her sister fight her own battle.  Felicia struggled to keep up with Lavender and as the clock started to wind down, Felicia got out of the ring.  The ref began to count as the seconds ticked away.  When the ref got to 9, the bell ended up ringing bringing this one to a time limit draw.  Felicia and Betsy took off and didn’t look back.  Lavender followed shortly thereafter.  (20 min draw)



J C Dykes is backstage carrying a bag.  He runs into Master Bull who asks “What do you have there?”  Dykes stutters “Um, nothing.  None of your bees wax.”  Dykes takes off and Bull shakes his head.



We head to the ring for our next match.  The very annoying screech “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” blares and out comes HCW’s resident vampire Dr. Red Fang and his jerk of a manager Ant Graham.  The fans boo them and Fang snarls and growls at them in return.  Eventually they make it to the ring.   Next, “Born in the USA” begins to play (he better have gotten permission to do that) and out comes Dude USA Mick Rude.  Rude gets a pop as he heads down to the ring.  It doesn’t take long for Fang to attack Rude and get this one off to a rough start.  This was total annihilation.  Fang (with Graham’s help) dismantled Rude and any chance off any offensive going (he got 5 moves in…that is it).  After 18 minutes of pure hell for Rude, Graham had Fang finish him off with a Transylvania piledriver and 3 seconds later, this one is mercifully over.  Rude gets kicked out of the ring and Fang and Graham celebrate much to the fan’s dismay.  Eventually (and thankfully) they finally leave.  (18 min)



The Unknown Assassin and his manager J C Dykes make their way out and surprisingly it is without security.  Dykes gets on the mic and says that management isn’t stopping Phat Sol from interfering with their business so they took matters into their own hands.  Dykes hollers that he knows Phat is out there and should show himself.  The spotlight shines to the rafters and Phat is up there with his crow makeup on his face.  He points a menacing finger in the direction of UA and Dykes and then uses the rope up there to begin to lower himself from the rafters.  It turns out that the rope is actually combined with bungie cord and just as he was almost to the ground, he shot right back up to the rafters like a rocket.  He then bounces up and down and Dykes and UA are in the ring laughing hysterically.  After mocking Phat some more, they leave and wave at him.  The fans throw junk at them but they don’t let that damper their fun.  Phat ends up making it to the rafters (eventually) and the spotlight that was tracking him goes off and the rafters become dark.



Our next match is ready to go with one member of the Snake Pit taking on 1/3rd of the 6 Man Tag Team Champions.  Tobias Snake comes out first to booing from the crowd.  Next, Biceps Bannerman comes out and the fans pop huge for him.  He smiles as he makes his way to the ring.  Tobias tries to attack him from behind but Biceps just shrugs him off.  Biceps just let Tobias try to beat him down but kept nullifying his moves.  Finally, after almost 12 minutes of this, Biceps hits a huge powerslam and then locks in the Biceps Crunch and Tobias quickly taps out.  Biceps Bannerman gets the win via submission.  The remaining members of the Snake Pit come out and start to surround the ring like they are going to simultaneously attack but the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) hit the ring and stand with their partner.  After the standoff, the Snake Pit end up leaving without further incident.  The 6 Man Champs stand tall to huge pops from the crowd and eventually leave.



Backstage, the World Tag Team Champions Elitism (Reid and Roderick Rothchild) and their manager the Ambassador say they are ready to defend their titles.  The Ambassador tries to praise the talent of Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins but Roderick cuts him off saying “It doesn’t matter how good they think they are, they are not the champs.  We are.”  Reid adds in “Elitism is the ultimate power in HCW and tonight, we prove it…Again.”   The segment ends.



It’s time for our Main Event.  First, Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins come out to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, the Ambassador comes out and is followed by the World Tag Team Champions Elitism – “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild and “Rowdy” Roderick Rothchild.  The champs get into the ring and hold their titles high.  The fans give them a welcome reception.  The bells rings and this one is off to the races.  Billy and AJ looked great in the match and really took the fight to the champs.  The Ambassador got involved a few times but the challengers did a good job nullifying him. As they 25 minute approached, Billy and AJ entered the ring for double teaming action on Reid.  Reid was able to hit a Stinger Splash on AJ but Billy hit Reid with a Slingshot smash and then AJ tossed Reid out of the ring.  The Ambassador rushed over and started to give Reid advice.  However, he waited a bit too long and Reid ended up getting counted out.  Billy and AJ get the win but they don’t win the titles on a countout.   The Ambassador points to his head making it seem like the champs were purposely counted out.   Billy and AJ leave and just as the champs entered the ring with the Ambassador, they are immediately attacked by Ant Graham and 2 of his ghouls – Dr. Red Fang and Wolfman Keg.  The Ghouls beat down on the exhausted champs and Ant took out the Ambassador.   Fang hit Reid with a Vampire Lunge and Wolfman Keg locked Roderick in the Torture Rack.  He finally relented and the Ghouls stood tall over the champs.  Ant handed his team the titles and they held them high as the show comes to an end.



Our next show lineup is posted below.



House Show

Tacoma, WA

January 21, 2018 - 6:00 PM



20 Minute Time Limit




Otto Ruthless
VS.
Outback Oscar



20 Minute Time Limit




Talon McFrost
VS.
Bob "Powder" Keg



20 Minute Time Limit




El Chango
VS.
Wendell Hammerschmidt



20 Minute Time Limit




Candice Charisma
VS.
The Duchess (f)



Steel Cage, No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit




"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo
VS.
Red McNulty



For the 6 Man Tag Team Championship

30 Minute Time Limit




Biceps Bannerman
Buzz Steel
Starbuck Steel
VS.
Brick
TNT (Templeton N. Townsend)
The Axe


Sunday, January 14, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #639 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We’ve got a great show lined up for you today that will be headlined by Ladies Champion Taylor Bella (and her manager Figaroa Newton) taking on challenger Missy Chick.  Missy lucked into the match by taking out Kimberly Kiccsass to get the honor. 





House Show

Tacoma Thunder

January 14, 2018 - 6:00 PM




20 Minute Time Limit



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo 
VS.
Red McNulty 




For Billy's spot in the lineup

30 Minute Time Limit



Billy Robbins 
VS.
Ice Dagger 




For McGuire's spot in the lineup

20 Minute Time Limit



Hangman #3 
VS.
Muscles McGuire 




For Mason's spot in the lineup

20 Minute Time Limit



Mason the Mangler 
VS.
Ghee Buttersnaps 




For the Steel Curtain’s spot in the lineup

30 Minute Time Limit



Buzz Steel
Starbuck Steel 
VS.
Terra Ryzing
Travis 'Dark Storm' Ryzing 




;sdflglk’lkjlk   For the Ladies Championship

20 Minute Time Limit



Taylor Bella (f) 
VS.
Missy Chick (f) 





Pyro goes off and our show is ready to go.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out to a pop from the crowd.  Max tells us that he has breaking news regarding next month’s PPV.  He said that the name of the event is being renamed from “All Hail the King” to Reigning Royalty and this is because, for the first time ever, there will a ladies battle royal to determine the first ever “Queen of HCW”.  I’m sure other (minor) royalty - Lady Hermann and the Duchess will be ready to go in this match.  Max departs and the show gets ready to go.



The first show of the night begins with Red McNulty making his way down to the ring to booing from the crowd.  Next, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time, bitch!” and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo makes his way out with his manager MJ.  The two make their way down to the ring.  McNulty immediately goes on the offensive.  It took Rad a few minutes to get back into the groove of things but eventually he did and gave just as good as he got.  The fans could tell that MJ and Rad just weren’t on the same page and things did not flow smoothly.  McNulty tried to take advantage of that by tossing Rad out of the ring but he was back in pretty quick and immediately locked in the Onion Lock (Muta lock) and he got McNulty to tap out.  The Ragin Cajun gets the submission win.  He and MJ then leave with McNulty following shortly thereafter.  (18 min)



Backstage, Missy Chick gloats to Kimberly Kiccsass that she is the one getting the title match tonight and not Kimberly and she laughs as she skips away.



We go back to the ring for our next match.  Ice Dagger comes out first to his music “Ice Dagger Baby” and he’s booed all the way down to the ring.  He flips off the fans as he gets into the ring.  Next, Billy Robbins comes out to defend his spot in his top 10 line up.  Billy gets a pop from the crowd and looks ready to kick this one off.  Apparently, the timekeeper didn’t get the memo on this one and forgot to change the time limit to 20 minutes so this one had a 30 minute time limit and it was needed to see resolution to the end of this match.  Enough time passed allowing Billy to really kick it into high gear and once he climbed to the top turnbuckle and launched connecting with a flying elbow drop on to the prone form of Ice Dagger, he made the cover to get the 1-2-3. Billy retains his spot in a 25 minute battle.



Backstage, Ladies Champion Taylor Bella and her manager Figaroa Newton (he demands not to be called ‘Figgy’ anymore) walk into the office of the GM and tell Max that since the last match had a longer time limit that her match in the main event would have to be cut short.  Figaroa lambasts Max for the slip up and demands that because of this insult, he postpone Taylor’s match.  Max laughs and says that “No, there is no worry.  See, the good thing with having more matches on the card, we can shrink the time limit of those matches and now the champ will have a full half an hour to do what she needs to.”  Whatever Figaroa and Taylor were trying to accomplish seems to have backfired and now instead of a 20 minute time limit, it’s now 30 and it gives Missy that much more time to try to win the title.  Taylor and Figgy (oops, I mean Figaroa) storm out of Max’s office.



We head back to the ring for our next spot contention defense spot.  First, the challenger Hangman #3 comes out to booing from the fans.  Next, defending his spot, Muscles McGuire comes out with the other members of the Muscles Trio and they are all wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  McGuire is sporting his “Booty-O’s” T-shirt and gets a good pop from the crowd.  Muscles Weasley and Thorpe stayed behind as McGuire went down to the ring.  Hangman #3 DESTROYED McGuire but could not capitalize with a pin.  When they saw their brother in distress, Muscles Weasley and Thorpe went down the ramp but stayed away from ringside.  There they interacted with the fans drawing the ire from Hangman #3.  They caused just enough of a distraction that forced this one to go to a time limit draw.  Muscles McGuire retains his spot in the lineup.  Hangman #3 leaves and is pissed.  (20 min draw)



We go backstage again and there is a commotion.  It appeared that Red McNulty attacked the Ragin Cajun but both men continued to slug it out until enough of the backstage hands rushed in to break it up.  Max says he doesn’t understand why this couldn’t be settled in the ring so he proposes that at the next Phoenix show, Rad and Red will get to settle their differences within the confines of a steel cage.  The fans pop at that announcement.  Max orders both men to go their separate ways and threatens that if either attack the other before their match, one will be suspended indefinitely.



Another spot challenge match is ready to go.  Challenger Ghee Buttersnaps comes out first to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the lights go dim and eerie as Mason the Mangler with his manager Ant Graham comes out.  Graham leads Mason to the ring and remains at ringside as the Mangler glares menacingly at Ghee.  Mason held the lead for about 13 minutes but then “the King of Cones” Magnum Kone came out and began handing out ice cream to the fans at ringside.  Ant tried to complain to the ref but the ref said he wasn’t going to deprive the kids of their ice cream.  That little diversion gave Ghee what he needed to start taking the match to the Mangler.  As Ghee was getting his momentum going, Ant tried to interfere but Magnum was there to nullify the threat.  The fans popped as Magnum dumped Graham into his ice cream cart and took him to the back.  Mason complained and Ghee slapped on a power arm bar and locked him up to get the 1-2-3.  Ghee gets the win with seconds to spare and moves up the rankings and Mason moves down.



El Gato Negro is backstage being interviewed and questions why Scarlett Phoenix slapped her after their last match.  She feels that maybe they didn’t get everything accomplished they wanted so she tells Scarlett that when she wants a rematch, she’ll get one.



For our next match, the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) come out to challenge the Steel Curtain for their spot. Buzz and Starbuck Steel come out for the first time in a long time in front of a Tacoma crowd and they get a massive pop.  They head to the ring but before they can enter, the Ryzing Storm attack them.  The Ryzing storm had the advantage for a whole 3 minutes and then the Steel Curtain kicked it into high gear and there was no looking back.  Starbuck ended taking out Travis with a flying bodypress over the top rope.  Buzz then dropped Terra with a Superman punch and a hook of the leg got him the 1-2-3.  The Steel Curtain are successful in the defense of their spot in the lineup.  The fans pop again for them as they leave the ring.  (8 min)



Max is back in his office and he says that before the card is shown for the Phoenix Heat show, he worked hard to put together an estimated top 10 for both singles men and ladies.  Once the main event concludes, they will have a good idea of what that looks like.



It’s now time for our Main Event.  Missy Chick makes her way out to the ring and she gets a pop from the crowd.  Next, Figaroa Newton comes out to introduce the Ladies Champion Taylor Bella and both of them get the raspberry from the crowd.  They even started a “Figgy” chant.  After hollering for the fans to “shut their pie holes” he introduces the most dominating Ladies Champion ever…Taylor Bella.   Taylor comes out holding her title high while Figgy yells at the fans.  Taylor enters the ring prancing around the ring with her title.  She holds it into Missy’s face and then climbs the turnbuckle as the fans boo her.  Figgy leaves the ring and Taylor hands over her title and the bell rings kicking this one off.  Taylor dominated for the first 7 minutes and then there was a hiccup when Missy tried to retaliate against Figgy.  Not sure what happened as the ref even looked confused.  We now join the match at the 9 minute mark.



===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====



Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Missy Chick (f) rolled OC.



Taylor Bella  (f) executes a FACE PLANT....

Missy Chick (f) executes a MISSY PLEX....



===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====



Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Missy Chick (f) rolled OC.



Taylor Bella  (f) executes a SUNSET FLIP....

Missy Chick (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLES....


Taylor Bella  (f) is attempting a pin!!!


1...

Missy Chick (f) kicks out of the pin!


All of a sudden, Kimberly Kiccsass runs down and pulls Missy out of the ring as Taylor distracts the ref.  She hits Missy with the Christo before rolling her back into the ring.  Kimberly then left.


===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC/TT

Missy Chick (f) rolled DC

Taylor Bella  (f) executes a SITOUT FACEBUSTER....

Missy Chick (f) attempts to defend against SITOUT FACEBUSTER but is unsuccessful.


Taylor Bella  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Missy Chick (f) was pinned by Taylor Bella  (f)!!!


Taylor Bella  (f) wins with a SITOUT FACEBUSTER over Missy Chick (f)!!!


Taylor Bella retains the Ladies title and once Figgy (NO, call me Figaroa) raises her arm as the fans boo and the show comes to an end.


As promised, here is what the Top 10’s look like (note, anyone with a title will not be reflected in here):


Top 10

Men’s (with at least 5 matches; no champions)

1.         Starbuck Steel

2.         Perfect Pecs Stoddard

3.         Ferb Huber

4.         The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo

5.         The Unknown Assassin

6.         ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild

7.         Niven Snake

8.         ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild

9.         Jesse California

10.       Billy Robbins



Top 10

Ladies (with at least 5 matches; no champions)

1.     Kimberly Kiccsass

2.     Jazz Emmett

3.     The Duchess

4.     Lady Hermann

5.     Candice Charisma

6.     Starr Vixen

7.     Missy Chick

8.     Lexy Flexx

9.     Scarlett Phoenix

10.  Sarona Reiher / Ravishing Raquel / Madame Jade



Phoenix Heat will be back on Wednesday with the following card:



Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
January 17, 2018 - 6:00 PM




20 Minute Time Limit


Wilber Townsend
VS.
Sonic Blade




20 Minute Time Limit


Felicia Cummings (f)
VS.
Lavender Gooms (f)




20 Minute Time Limit


Angry Jack Lawson
VS.
'Top Gun' Justin Winger




20 Minute Time Limit


Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude)
VS.
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham




20 Minute Time Limit


Biceps Bannerman
VS.
Tobias Snake




Main Event for the Tag Team Championship
30 Minute Time Limit


"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
Roderick Rothchild (Champions)
with The Ambassador
VS.
Adam Jameson
Billy Robbins


Stay tuned.  More to come.