Hello fans. This is going to be a short newsletter as there isn’t much to cover as Donnie B and Jeff Meyers decided to give the rosters the entire month of May off. Donnie B was a little upset at losing the World title (but then again, he did hold the belt for 2 months) but ended up ridding the HWF of Randy Orton. It was announced that as the CSWA would get Orton, HWF would need someone in return. Regal drew a name at random and ended up choosing……Rob Van Dam. RVD was supposed to get world title shots but now he gets to start over in the HWF.
With the loss of the Kraken, Jeff Hardy loses his tag team title shot. All of the other teams move up in line.
Only one person doesn’t get time off…That’s right…The Negronomicon. N was informed by William Regal that he will continue to work and he will be doing tours over in Mexico, Canada, Japan and most of Europe. Word has it they are paying big bucks in Japan to see N get his ass handed to him. I think we may get updates but we won’t post anything until close to the end of the month.
Enjoy your time off as I’m sure we all will.
Thanks for tuning in.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 5.1 – Over the Edge PPV (from April 30)
Hello fans. From Chicago, IL, we are LIVE with our April PPV – Over The Edge.
William Regal came out first with the news that both the Hogan and Flair matches will be inside of a steel cage. This will prevent either man from trying to escape. A stipulation was added that if either MW3 or the Super Warrior lost, they would be out of a job. Regal went on to say that the Kraken put his career on the line against Rey Mysterio so if the Kraken loses, he will be out of a job. He also reminded us that John Cena would be wrestling on the card twice – once defending the TV title against HHH and then going after the US title held by Edge. Also wrestling twice would be AJ Styles. Styles is
Regal continued with more news. It was time for some house cleaning. He was tired of Jericho running his mouth so he put him in a match against Shelton Benjamin with the loser being let go. Also, Carlito issued a challenge to Mike Knox for his spot and their job would be on the line too.
Here is a recap of tonight’s matches:
Hogan vs. MW3 with Hogan’s career on the line.
Super Warrior vs. Ric Flair with Flair’s career on the line.
AJ Styles vs. Fit Finley for the X-Division title
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles for the NA title
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss for the IC title
Donnie B vs. The Undertaker for the HWF World title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy for the Cruiserweight title
John Cena vs. HHH for the TV title.
Edge vs. John Cena for the US title (Cena agreed to wrestle twice)
Rey Mysterio vs. the Kraken for the World title
Samoa Joe will put the Undisputed Championship on the line against the winner of the World Champions.
RVD will take on Kane
Chris Jericho will take on Shelton Benjamin. Regal stated that whoever loses is out of a job.
Carlito vs. Mike Knox. The loser is out of a job.
The Big Show is up against Chris Daniels. If Daniels loses, he is out of a job.
Randy Orton vs Batista (if Orton loses, he will be traded to the CSWA.)
Matt Hardy & John Morrison vs CM Punk and Sting for the World tag team titles.
And now, on with the show!
Our first match of the night is AJ Styles defending the X-Division title against Fit Finley. This was quick as it only took the champ 3 minutes to get the win after Finley got counted out. AJ hit a flying bodypress from the top rope and took out Finley. Finley never recovered and was unable to make it back in.
AJ was pumped and called out Kurt Angle for his match. This one went slightly longer – 4 ½ minutes. The end came after a missed spot by AJ was turned into an Ankle lock and AJ had no choice but to tap out.
The next match is RVD vs. Kane. It was decided at the last minute that it would be for Kane’s spot in the world title hunt. This one went 14 minutes with the high flying RVD taking it to the big red monster. RVD hit a Van Daminator and Kane fell out of the ring. RVD then went to the top rope and hit a frog splash on Kane. RVD rolled back in just as the ref counted to 10. RVD moves up in the rankings and Kane moves down.
The first world title match was next with Rey Mysterio taking on the Kraken. Mysterio stared off strong with a hurricanrana. He then hit a dropkick but the Kraken locked in the figure four. Rey made it to the ropes. Mysterio hit some reverse chops and Kraken hit Rey with a chair. Rey battled back and hit the 6-1-9 but only got a 2 count. The Kraken tosses Rey out of the ring but he is back in at 3. Rey hit some reverse chops and the Kraken hit him with a chair again (while the ref was distracted). Rey hits more reverse chops, goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out at 2. Rey hits a hurricanrana and Kraken kicks him in the groin. Rey hits another hurricanrana but Kraken locks him in a sleeper hold. More chops from the champ and another groin shot by the challenger. The Kraken follows it up with a piledriver. Rey hits a flying bodypress but Kraken, guess what, kicks him in the groin again. And yet, another groin shot from the challenger. Now, the ref warns him. If he does it again, he will be disqualified. Rey hits a dropkick but the Kraken hits the Kraken Crush but Rey makes it to the ropes to avoid tapping out. The Kraken goes for another groin shot but Rey hits a hurricanrana instead, goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. The Kraken hits another groin shot and the ref goes to call for the DQ but Rey asks him not to. Rey goes to the top rope, hits a flying bodypress and makes the cover for the 1….2….3. Rey retains the title and the Kraken is now out of work.
Next up was John Cena defending the TV title against HHH. HHH owned Cena for the entire match. The end came at the 14 minute mark when a fan jumped the ringside barrier wearing a DX shirt. Cena couldn’t understand why a kid was wearing a DX shirt (instead of one of his) and HHH rolled him up for the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION.
Abyss came out next for his match against Samoa Joe for the IC title. Joe got on the mic and said that after he dispatched Abyss, he was issuing a challenge to the world champion and vowed to take that title too. Abyss didn’t care for being dismissed this way so he handed Joe the beating of a lifetime. I’ve never seen Abyss this pumped up before. The match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their signature moves and both kicked out of them numerous times. Finally, Abyss hit the champ with a boot that nearly took off Joe’s head. Joe appeared to be out. Abyss made the cover and the ref counted 1…2….3. Abyss wins the match and is the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Next was the next World title match with Donnie B taking on the Undertaker. You may remember in their last non-title match, Undertaker got Donnie B to tap to the Triangle choke in 3 minutes. He started off with the Triangle choke but Donnie B made it to the ropes. Undertaker then followed it up with a chokeslam. Undertaker then tossed the champ out of the ring and it appeared Donnie B hit his head on the steps. He wasn’t moving so Undertaker went out and tossed him back in at the 9 count. Donnie B connects somehow with an eye rake and Taker hits the tombstone piledriver. He makes the cover but DB gets his foot on the ropes after 1. Undertaker goes for a clothesline but DB gets out of the way. Donnie B goes to the ropes but Undertaker catches him, hits a tombstone piledriver and makes the cover but again, DB gets his foot on the ropes to break the count. DB hits Undertaker with a chair. Donnie B hits a superplex but before he can do anything, Taker locks in the triangle choke. DB makes it to the ropes. Donnie B hits the Lights out brainbuster but Taker rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt. DB goes to the ropes and whatever he was going to do, nothing happened. DB hits a DDT and Taker hits a chokeslam. He then pulls off the strap and drags his thumb across his neck calling for the end. Donnie B looked totally freaked out. DB hits Taker with a chair and then gets tossed out of the ring. He tried to leave but Taker was there and got him back into the ring. Taker then choked DB until the ref made him break the hold. Undertaker called for a chokeslam and hit it. Just then, Randy Orton came out. DB tossed Taker to the outside and started to yell at Orton. Undertaker was back in by 4. DB hits a flying dropkick and Taker tried to choke him out again. DB hit a dropkick. He was going to go for a pin until Undertaker sat up. DB hit a Guerrero stomp and Taker hit a choke slam. Taker went back to choking the champ out. DB hits an eye rake to break the choke. DB hits a Guerrero stomp and out of nowhere, Taker grabs Donnie B and in the middle of the ring, locks in the Triangle choke. DB has nowhere to go so he taps out. Undertaker gets the win and is the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Donnie B immediately called for his rematch. Donnie B and the Undertaker went another 25 minutes and in a fluke move, DB hits a neckbreaker and gets the pin. DB regains the title. Now, the two will square off in a steel cage.
Undertaker starts off with a clothesline. He followed it up with a tombstone piledriver but the champ kicked out at 1. Undertaker then locks in the triangle choke. Donnie B submits. Undertaker starts to go over the top and as Donnie B tries to stop him, Undertaker chokeslams the champ from the top of the cage to the mat below. Undertaker goes over the top and to the floor below and becomes the official HWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Next came the “loser must retire” matches.
First was Chris Jericho against Shelton Benjamin. In one of the shortest matches of the night, Jericho gets the win after hitting a Lionsault at the 5 minute mark. Shelton left the ring saddened but got an ovation from the fans.
Next was Carlito taking on Mike Knox. In a 21 minute ass-whipping, Carlito gets the win. Knox is now out of work. Not sure how this happened but Carlito is now in line for belts on both brands. We will have to wait and see how this works out.
Following that came the Big Show vs. Chris Daniels. In what really was a fluke win, Daniels gets the win in 3 minutes with a double jump moonsault. He then got on the mic and told Regal that since he felt he wasn’t treated fairly, he was quitting. He said goodbye to the fans and left. Since he wasn’t forced out, he may have an option to return in the future.
Now, we had the match to determine the path of Orton’s future. He had his match against Batista. If Orton were to lose, he would be traded to the CSWA. If he won, he would become the #1 contender for any title (and as many titles as) he wanted. Before the match began, Jeff Meyers and William Regal came out to watch. About 5 minutes into the match, for no reason whatsoever, Batista got up and walked out of the match. He kept walking by Mr. Meyers and Regal and (to the best of our knowledge,) walked right out of the building. Orton cheered that he was now the number one contender but Regal stopped him there. “First of all, you didn’t win. Batista lost. Not sure what’s happening there but that will be addressed at a later time. For now, you need to get a pin or submission if you are to stay in the HWF. It so happens that one person in the back has agreed to wrestle again tonight to take you on. It is none other than Donnie B. Donnie B came out for his 4th match of the night but had a look of determination on his face. Orton started off with some rapid punches and Donnie B tossed him out of the ring. Regal got on the mic and said this would be a no-countout match. Orton is back in at 9. Orton hit the Orton stomp twice and Donnie B took him down with a lights out brainbuster but he was not able to make a pin. Orton battled back with some rapid punches and Donnie B gave him an eye rake. Orton choked DB in the corner and as soon as he let up, DB hit Orton with a DDT. Orton hit a suplex and Donnie B came back with a Lights out Brainbuster. He made the cover and with a bit of help from the ropes, got the 1.2.3. Randy Orton is now the property of the CSWA. He is Meyers problem now.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Hardy. In 5 ½ minutes, Jeff ended up getting counted out allowing Kennedy to retain the Cruiserweight title.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Cena. Cena is already 0-1 tonight. This was the shortest match of the night. Just under 60 seconds. Cena tossed Edge out of the ring but he was immediately back in, hit a DDT and got the cover, the win and is still the US Champion.
Our only tag bout of the night is Matt Hardy and John Morrison vs. Sting and CM Punk for the World tag team titles. The match went 24 minutes with both teams staying even for the entire match. The end came when Morrison was brawling with Punk and Hardy tossed Sting out of the ring. Sting appeared to have landed badly and ended up getting counted out. The champs lose the match but not the tag team titles.
Prior to his match later on, the Super Warrior cut a promo and had this to say:
Hear me Warriors! The time has come. The so-called Nature Boy is finally about to be PERMANENTLY retired from professional wrestling. You have had a good run Flair but it is time for Nature to take its course. Out with the old and in with the new as they say. It is survival of the fittest and as anyone can see, you are far from being fit. So I am going to save you further embarassment. But fear not, even though you claim to be the "Dirtiest Player In The Game", I am nothing of the sort. I will end your illustrious career honorably so that you can take your place among the legends of wrestling as will I one day. In the meantime, I will be more than happy to assume your role as the greatest wrestler of all time
Ric Flair did not take the time to respond. He made some noise as he walked by and that was all.
The final four matches of the night started off with CSWA World Champion Rey Mysterio taking on the NEW HWF World Champion the Undertaker. The time limit for this match was extended to 45 minutes and was a no dq/countout match. The Undertaker looked exhausted while Mysterio looked fresh. Undertaker started off strong but as time went on, he just ran out of steam. Mysterio kept up the pace and at the 14 minute mark, he hits an awesome dropkick off the ropes and pinned the Undertaker for the 1.2.3. Rey will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Our 3rd to last match had Hulk Hogan taking on MW3 inside of a steel cage. This was another short match. I don’t think Hogan really even cared. The match began with MW3 reversing a Hogan clothesline and hitting the MW3 driver. Hogan came back with a bearhug. Hogan then raked the back of MW3 but he turned around and did the Hogan point at him. He blocked two of Hogan’s punches and delivered the MW3 superkick. He went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop from the top of the cage. Hogan was out. MW3 then climbed over the top and dropped to the floor (all in 3 minutes) to end the career of Hulk Hogan.
Next was Super Warrior vs Ric Flair inside the cage. Flair, before getting in said that would not be him (referring to Hogan). Flair immediately hit SW with a foreign object busting him open. He went for a pin but SW kicked out. Flair then choked him out. SW locks in a cobra clutch but gets a foreign object to the face again. Flair goes for a pin but SW kicks out. Flair then grinds the face of SW into the cage blinding him. Flair locks in the figure four but when SW grabbed for the ropes to break the hold, Flair refused. He had him in the figure 4 for two solid minutes. SW had the ropes and Flair wouldn’t break the hold. SW somehow battled back and hit the Super Powerslam but couldn’t keep the 16x champion down. SW went for a super powerbomb which was reversed by Flair. He then attempted a super powerslam but that was nullified. SW then spotted Flair’s brass knuckles and nailed him with them. Flair is now busted open. SW went for a pin but Ric kicked out at 2. All of a sudden, a masked wrestler came down and threw a chain in to Flair. He nailed SW with it. As the masked guy left, he posed for the crowd and the posing looked very familiar to one originally done by “A Real American”. SW, full of intestinal fortitude, kicked out. Flair was livid. He did a unique figure four around the ropes and ring post and I swear it looked like he almost broke SW’s leg. Regal then came out and stated that SW’s career was not on the line. If Flair were to somehow win this match, SW would get a second chance. Flair relished in his beatdown of SW. He then went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop to an almost unconscious SW. Flair made the cover and got the 1.2.3. He then went for the door and made it through. Ric Flair gets the win and SW will get another shot at him. Flair went back in and locked in the figure four again. By this point, SW had passed out from the pain (he never gave up). SW had to be stretchered out.
The final match of the night is Samoa Joe defending the Undisputed Championship against Rey Mysterio. Joe began his smack talk and somehow convinced Mysterio to also put the CSWA World title on the line. This match also took place in the steel cage. In 12 minutes, Joe connected with a big boot but Rey hit a Hurricanrana and the Undisputed Champ went down. Rey then hit a swanton bomb from the top of the cage onto Joe. He covered him, got the 1.2.3 and then went for the door. Somehow Joe stopped him and got a kick to the face which was followed up by a 6-1-9. The cage door was opened again and Rey dove out the door to the floor below making him the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
That’s all. Good night everyone.
William Regal came out first with the news that both the Hogan and Flair matches will be inside of a steel cage. This will prevent either man from trying to escape. A stipulation was added that if either MW3 or the Super Warrior lost, they would be out of a job. Regal went on to say that the Kraken put his career on the line against Rey Mysterio so if the Kraken loses, he will be out of a job. He also reminded us that John Cena would be wrestling on the card twice – once defending the TV title against HHH and then going after the US title held by Edge. Also wrestling twice would be AJ Styles. Styles is
Regal continued with more news. It was time for some house cleaning. He was tired of Jericho running his mouth so he put him in a match against Shelton Benjamin with the loser being let go. Also, Carlito issued a challenge to Mike Knox for his spot and their job would be on the line too.
Here is a recap of tonight’s matches:
Hogan vs. MW3 with Hogan’s career on the line.
Super Warrior vs. Ric Flair with Flair’s career on the line.
AJ Styles vs. Fit Finley for the X-Division title
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles for the NA title
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss for the IC title
Donnie B vs. The Undertaker for the HWF World title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy for the Cruiserweight title
John Cena vs. HHH for the TV title.
Edge vs. John Cena for the US title (Cena agreed to wrestle twice)
Rey Mysterio vs. the Kraken for the World title
Samoa Joe will put the Undisputed Championship on the line against the winner of the World Champions.
RVD will take on Kane
Chris Jericho will take on Shelton Benjamin. Regal stated that whoever loses is out of a job.
Carlito vs. Mike Knox. The loser is out of a job.
The Big Show is up against Chris Daniels. If Daniels loses, he is out of a job.
Randy Orton vs Batista (if Orton loses, he will be traded to the CSWA.)
Matt Hardy & John Morrison vs CM Punk and Sting for the World tag team titles.
And now, on with the show!
Our first match of the night is AJ Styles defending the X-Division title against Fit Finley. This was quick as it only took the champ 3 minutes to get the win after Finley got counted out. AJ hit a flying bodypress from the top rope and took out Finley. Finley never recovered and was unable to make it back in.
AJ was pumped and called out Kurt Angle for his match. This one went slightly longer – 4 ½ minutes. The end came after a missed spot by AJ was turned into an Ankle lock and AJ had no choice but to tap out.
The next match is RVD vs. Kane. It was decided at the last minute that it would be for Kane’s spot in the world title hunt. This one went 14 minutes with the high flying RVD taking it to the big red monster. RVD hit a Van Daminator and Kane fell out of the ring. RVD then went to the top rope and hit a frog splash on Kane. RVD rolled back in just as the ref counted to 10. RVD moves up in the rankings and Kane moves down.
The first world title match was next with Rey Mysterio taking on the Kraken. Mysterio stared off strong with a hurricanrana. He then hit a dropkick but the Kraken locked in the figure four. Rey made it to the ropes. Mysterio hit some reverse chops and Kraken hit Rey with a chair. Rey battled back and hit the 6-1-9 but only got a 2 count. The Kraken tosses Rey out of the ring but he is back in at 3. Rey hit some reverse chops and the Kraken hit him with a chair again (while the ref was distracted). Rey hits more reverse chops, goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out at 2. Rey hits a hurricanrana and Kraken kicks him in the groin. Rey hits another hurricanrana but Kraken locks him in a sleeper hold. More chops from the champ and another groin shot by the challenger. The Kraken follows it up with a piledriver. Rey hits a flying bodypress but Kraken, guess what, kicks him in the groin again. And yet, another groin shot from the challenger. Now, the ref warns him. If he does it again, he will be disqualified. Rey hits a dropkick but the Kraken hits the Kraken Crush but Rey makes it to the ropes to avoid tapping out. The Kraken goes for another groin shot but Rey hits a hurricanrana instead, goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. The Kraken hits another groin shot and the ref goes to call for the DQ but Rey asks him not to. Rey goes to the top rope, hits a flying bodypress and makes the cover for the 1….2….3. Rey retains the title and the Kraken is now out of work.
Next up was John Cena defending the TV title against HHH. HHH owned Cena for the entire match. The end came at the 14 minute mark when a fan jumped the ringside barrier wearing a DX shirt. Cena couldn’t understand why a kid was wearing a DX shirt (instead of one of his) and HHH rolled him up for the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION.
Abyss came out next for his match against Samoa Joe for the IC title. Joe got on the mic and said that after he dispatched Abyss, he was issuing a challenge to the world champion and vowed to take that title too. Abyss didn’t care for being dismissed this way so he handed Joe the beating of a lifetime. I’ve never seen Abyss this pumped up before. The match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their signature moves and both kicked out of them numerous times. Finally, Abyss hit the champ with a boot that nearly took off Joe’s head. Joe appeared to be out. Abyss made the cover and the ref counted 1…2….3. Abyss wins the match and is the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Next was the next World title match with Donnie B taking on the Undertaker. You may remember in their last non-title match, Undertaker got Donnie B to tap to the Triangle choke in 3 minutes. He started off with the Triangle choke but Donnie B made it to the ropes. Undertaker then followed it up with a chokeslam. Undertaker then tossed the champ out of the ring and it appeared Donnie B hit his head on the steps. He wasn’t moving so Undertaker went out and tossed him back in at the 9 count. Donnie B connects somehow with an eye rake and Taker hits the tombstone piledriver. He makes the cover but DB gets his foot on the ropes after 1. Undertaker goes for a clothesline but DB gets out of the way. Donnie B goes to the ropes but Undertaker catches him, hits a tombstone piledriver and makes the cover but again, DB gets his foot on the ropes to break the count. DB hits Undertaker with a chair. Donnie B hits a superplex but before he can do anything, Taker locks in the triangle choke. DB makes it to the ropes. Donnie B hits the Lights out brainbuster but Taker rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt. DB goes to the ropes and whatever he was going to do, nothing happened. DB hits a DDT and Taker hits a chokeslam. He then pulls off the strap and drags his thumb across his neck calling for the end. Donnie B looked totally freaked out. DB hits Taker with a chair and then gets tossed out of the ring. He tried to leave but Taker was there and got him back into the ring. Taker then choked DB until the ref made him break the hold. Undertaker called for a chokeslam and hit it. Just then, Randy Orton came out. DB tossed Taker to the outside and started to yell at Orton. Undertaker was back in by 4. DB hits a flying dropkick and Taker tried to choke him out again. DB hit a dropkick. He was going to go for a pin until Undertaker sat up. DB hit a Guerrero stomp and Taker hit a choke slam. Taker went back to choking the champ out. DB hits an eye rake to break the choke. DB hits a Guerrero stomp and out of nowhere, Taker grabs Donnie B and in the middle of the ring, locks in the Triangle choke. DB has nowhere to go so he taps out. Undertaker gets the win and is the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Donnie B immediately called for his rematch. Donnie B and the Undertaker went another 25 minutes and in a fluke move, DB hits a neckbreaker and gets the pin. DB regains the title. Now, the two will square off in a steel cage.
Undertaker starts off with a clothesline. He followed it up with a tombstone piledriver but the champ kicked out at 1. Undertaker then locks in the triangle choke. Donnie B submits. Undertaker starts to go over the top and as Donnie B tries to stop him, Undertaker chokeslams the champ from the top of the cage to the mat below. Undertaker goes over the top and to the floor below and becomes the official HWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Next came the “loser must retire” matches.
First was Chris Jericho against Shelton Benjamin. In one of the shortest matches of the night, Jericho gets the win after hitting a Lionsault at the 5 minute mark. Shelton left the ring saddened but got an ovation from the fans.
Next was Carlito taking on Mike Knox. In a 21 minute ass-whipping, Carlito gets the win. Knox is now out of work. Not sure how this happened but Carlito is now in line for belts on both brands. We will have to wait and see how this works out.
Following that came the Big Show vs. Chris Daniels. In what really was a fluke win, Daniels gets the win in 3 minutes with a double jump moonsault. He then got on the mic and told Regal that since he felt he wasn’t treated fairly, he was quitting. He said goodbye to the fans and left. Since he wasn’t forced out, he may have an option to return in the future.
Now, we had the match to determine the path of Orton’s future. He had his match against Batista. If Orton were to lose, he would be traded to the CSWA. If he won, he would become the #1 contender for any title (and as many titles as) he wanted. Before the match began, Jeff Meyers and William Regal came out to watch. About 5 minutes into the match, for no reason whatsoever, Batista got up and walked out of the match. He kept walking by Mr. Meyers and Regal and (to the best of our knowledge,) walked right out of the building. Orton cheered that he was now the number one contender but Regal stopped him there. “First of all, you didn’t win. Batista lost. Not sure what’s happening there but that will be addressed at a later time. For now, you need to get a pin or submission if you are to stay in the HWF. It so happens that one person in the back has agreed to wrestle again tonight to take you on. It is none other than Donnie B. Donnie B came out for his 4th match of the night but had a look of determination on his face. Orton started off with some rapid punches and Donnie B tossed him out of the ring. Regal got on the mic and said this would be a no-countout match. Orton is back in at 9. Orton hit the Orton stomp twice and Donnie B took him down with a lights out brainbuster but he was not able to make a pin. Orton battled back with some rapid punches and Donnie B gave him an eye rake. Orton choked DB in the corner and as soon as he let up, DB hit Orton with a DDT. Orton hit a suplex and Donnie B came back with a Lights out Brainbuster. He made the cover and with a bit of help from the ropes, got the 1.2.3. Randy Orton is now the property of the CSWA. He is Meyers problem now.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Hardy. In 5 ½ minutes, Jeff ended up getting counted out allowing Kennedy to retain the Cruiserweight title.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Cena. Cena is already 0-1 tonight. This was the shortest match of the night. Just under 60 seconds. Cena tossed Edge out of the ring but he was immediately back in, hit a DDT and got the cover, the win and is still the US Champion.
Our only tag bout of the night is Matt Hardy and John Morrison vs. Sting and CM Punk for the World tag team titles. The match went 24 minutes with both teams staying even for the entire match. The end came when Morrison was brawling with Punk and Hardy tossed Sting out of the ring. Sting appeared to have landed badly and ended up getting counted out. The champs lose the match but not the tag team titles.
Prior to his match later on, the Super Warrior cut a promo and had this to say:
Hear me Warriors! The time has come. The so-called Nature Boy is finally about to be PERMANENTLY retired from professional wrestling. You have had a good run Flair but it is time for Nature to take its course. Out with the old and in with the new as they say. It is survival of the fittest and as anyone can see, you are far from being fit. So I am going to save you further embarassment. But fear not, even though you claim to be the "Dirtiest Player In The Game", I am nothing of the sort. I will end your illustrious career honorably so that you can take your place among the legends of wrestling as will I one day. In the meantime, I will be more than happy to assume your role as the greatest wrestler of all time
Ric Flair did not take the time to respond. He made some noise as he walked by and that was all.
The final four matches of the night started off with CSWA World Champion Rey Mysterio taking on the NEW HWF World Champion the Undertaker. The time limit for this match was extended to 45 minutes and was a no dq/countout match. The Undertaker looked exhausted while Mysterio looked fresh. Undertaker started off strong but as time went on, he just ran out of steam. Mysterio kept up the pace and at the 14 minute mark, he hits an awesome dropkick off the ropes and pinned the Undertaker for the 1.2.3. Rey will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Our 3rd to last match had Hulk Hogan taking on MW3 inside of a steel cage. This was another short match. I don’t think Hogan really even cared. The match began with MW3 reversing a Hogan clothesline and hitting the MW3 driver. Hogan came back with a bearhug. Hogan then raked the back of MW3 but he turned around and did the Hogan point at him. He blocked two of Hogan’s punches and delivered the MW3 superkick. He went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop from the top of the cage. Hogan was out. MW3 then climbed over the top and dropped to the floor (all in 3 minutes) to end the career of Hulk Hogan.
Next was Super Warrior vs Ric Flair inside the cage. Flair, before getting in said that would not be him (referring to Hogan). Flair immediately hit SW with a foreign object busting him open. He went for a pin but SW kicked out. Flair then choked him out. SW locks in a cobra clutch but gets a foreign object to the face again. Flair goes for a pin but SW kicks out. Flair then grinds the face of SW into the cage blinding him. Flair locks in the figure four but when SW grabbed for the ropes to break the hold, Flair refused. He had him in the figure 4 for two solid minutes. SW had the ropes and Flair wouldn’t break the hold. SW somehow battled back and hit the Super Powerslam but couldn’t keep the 16x champion down. SW went for a super powerbomb which was reversed by Flair. He then attempted a super powerslam but that was nullified. SW then spotted Flair’s brass knuckles and nailed him with them. Flair is now busted open. SW went for a pin but Ric kicked out at 2. All of a sudden, a masked wrestler came down and threw a chain in to Flair. He nailed SW with it. As the masked guy left, he posed for the crowd and the posing looked very familiar to one originally done by “A Real American”. SW, full of intestinal fortitude, kicked out. Flair was livid. He did a unique figure four around the ropes and ring post and I swear it looked like he almost broke SW’s leg. Regal then came out and stated that SW’s career was not on the line. If Flair were to somehow win this match, SW would get a second chance. Flair relished in his beatdown of SW. He then went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop to an almost unconscious SW. Flair made the cover and got the 1.2.3. He then went for the door and made it through. Ric Flair gets the win and SW will get another shot at him. Flair went back in and locked in the figure four again. By this point, SW had passed out from the pain (he never gave up). SW had to be stretchered out.
The final match of the night is Samoa Joe defending the Undisputed Championship against Rey Mysterio. Joe began his smack talk and somehow convinced Mysterio to also put the CSWA World title on the line. This match also took place in the steel cage. In 12 minutes, Joe connected with a big boot but Rey hit a Hurricanrana and the Undisputed Champ went down. Rey then hit a swanton bomb from the top of the cage onto Joe. He covered him, got the 1.2.3 and then went for the door. Somehow Joe stopped him and got a kick to the face which was followed up by a 6-1-9. The cage door was opened again and Rey dove out the door to the floor below making him the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
That’s all. Good night everyone.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.5 – Last minute update
Donnie B was in the ring talking about his accolades and touched on a subject that was near and dear to everyone’s heart. “I have done something that I never expected to happen. I became the HWF World Heavyweight Champion. I didn’t do it by hook or crook as the Negronomicon did. I went out and beat the best in the world – Christian. I never expected to retain the title but as fate ran its course, I went a whole month without losing the title. I joked around that I now had as long of a title reign as Rugged Ronnie Garvin. I went on to beat Christian at Wrestlemania and retain my title. Now, I had one more win than Garvin. I also went up against probably the greatest wrestler to hold the CSWA World title – Booker T. I defeated him too (at least that’s what the record books show). Of course, I did not win against Samoa Joe but then again, he is the Undisputed Champion. Next, I took on probably one of the best up and comers in the business – AJ Styles. I walked away from that one too with the title in tact. Now, I have 2 wins…2 more that Ronnie. Now, it’s about being serious. How can someone like Ronnie Garvin claim to be this great champion (he did beat Ric Flair though) but then, 30 days later, after a nice vacation, he lost that belt back to Flair. He didn’t even have one successful defense. How can he claim this? I, a lowly wrestler, have 2 defenses and he had none. So, with all this in mind, I want to call out Ronnie. I know you’re in the back visiting so I’m asking you to come down now.”
After about 30 seconds, Ronnie Garvin made his way down to ringside. He looked about the same as he did in the 80’s…flat top haircut and looks like his neck disappeared. Donnie B gave him a second mic. “Ronnie, you heard me talking about you for the past few weeks, first joking and then becoming serious. I want to know how you think you can call yourself a real champion when you never had a successful title defense.” Ronnie started up “First of all, I beat one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of boots – Ric Flair. After I delivered the ass-beating to him, he was just no match for the ‘Hands of Stone’ and he lost. Yes, I was sent on ‘vacation’ as you call it but I was training and working out so when I came back, I’d hand Flair another beatdown.” Donnie B interrupted “But we see how all that went for you. You immediately lost the title. You said you were the best and you failed in that claim.” “I beat Flair! You beat two guys that together have less experience than the Nature Boy did.” “Ronnie,” DB continued “I’m not discounting the fact that you were a world champion. I’m discounting the fact that even as you claimed it, you were NOT a defending World Champion.” “I BEAT FLAIR” Garvin threw out there, yet again. “I tell you what. I want to challenge you to a match. But the only thing I want to come from this is that if you LOSE – notice I said IF and not WHEN – I’m not saying I can even beat you – I want you to acknowledge that you were a world champion but not a defending champion. That’s all. We can do this at the PPV if you’d like.” Garvin replied “I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe anyone anything. So no, I won’t wrestle you at your PPV. What I will do is, I believe you have a show coming up in North Carolina, my home town. You want a fight, it will be there, in front of all my fans. But you will have to do something in order for this to happen.” Donnie B added “First of all, I’m not going to dress up like your alter-ego ‘Miss Atlanta Lively’. I’m not going that route. All I want is a simple statement.” “Fine. If I defeat you, you will never say another derogatory thing about me – EVER. Hell, you even have to become a fan of mine and ACKNOWLEDGE it in front of the World – say at your PPV. I’ll do what you ask if you do what I ask. What do you say?” “I agree. But know this, you will have to have a warm up match – against a man who, to a point, worships you. You will have to fight the Negronomicon. But there is a catch, Negronomicon, you can’t just lay down. You must put up a fight. In fact, to make it worth your while, I will let you out of the remainder of your agreement IF you win by pinfall or submission. No more payback, no more forced jobs. Second, just to make sure this all stays fair, 2 more of your (Garvin) fans will be required to be at ringside – MW3 and the Super Warrior. Guys, guess what? No backstabbing here. No siding with your ‘hero’. If either one of you cause disruption in the match, you lose your careers. Simple as that.”
About a week later, the Negronomicon had his match with Ronnie Garvin. Here we thought that the Negronomicon was going to do another job but we were so wrong. As soon as the bell rang, N tossed Garvin out of the ring. He didn’t even pay attention as he was yelling at the fans. Garvin went and got himself counted out. By the time N knew what was going on, it was too late. He won the match but since it was not by pin or submission, he’s still locked into the terms of his contract. His hopes bashed, he left the ring with a mixture of anger and disappointment.
Garvin then called down Donnie B for their match. Donnie B got to the ring and then called out MW3 and the Super Warrior just to keep things ‘fair’.
The bell rang and Donnie B’s match with Rugged Ronnie Garvin began. Donnie B started off by tossing Garvin out of the ring but RG was back in at 6. DB followed it up with a Guerrero stomp. DB then hits Garvin with a chair but Garvin turns around and delivers the Hands of Stone. DB rolled out of the ring but was back in with time to spare. DB connects with a flying dropkick and RG hits a forearm to the chest. Donnie B connects with a DDT and goes for the cover but Garvin kicks out at 2. DB hits another DDT but Garvin locks in a nasty headlock. An eyerake from DB is met with another headlock. Garvin then hits a backdrop. DB with a dropkick and Garvin with the headlock. DB hits a dropkick and goes for the pin but Garvin kicks out at 1. DB hits the Guerrero stomp (he is mimicking the Garvin stomp now) and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. DB hits another dropkick, goes for the pin but Garvin reaches the ropes at 1. Garvin hits a hip toss, DB hits a neckbreaker, goes for the pin but only a 2 count. Garvin battles back with an Eagle Split. DB hits a eye rake, Garvin locks in a Boston Crab but DB makes it to the ropes. Garvin hits another back drop to add more pain to DB’s back. Garvin picks up Donnie B and goes for the Hands of Stone but Donnie B ducks it, nails a DDT right in the middle of the ring and the ref counts 1….2……3. Donnie B is the winner of the match. MW3 and Super Warrior remained at ringside but were never needed. Donnie B got a mic and told Garvin what he needed to do. Garvin took the mic. “As per the agreement I made with Donnie B, since I lost, I get to acknowledge that I was a World Champion BUT not a defending one. There, are you happy?” Donnie B went up to him and tried to shake his hand but Garvin lashed out with a Hands of Stone shot that put the HWF World Champion to bed. MW3 and the Super Warrior looked on in amazement but didn’t do anything. Garvin looked at them and gave them a smile and a wave. I think this made the year of both MW3 and the Super Warrior.
The PPV results will be the next post.
After about 30 seconds, Ronnie Garvin made his way down to ringside. He looked about the same as he did in the 80’s…flat top haircut and looks like his neck disappeared. Donnie B gave him a second mic. “Ronnie, you heard me talking about you for the past few weeks, first joking and then becoming serious. I want to know how you think you can call yourself a real champion when you never had a successful title defense.” Ronnie started up “First of all, I beat one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of boots – Ric Flair. After I delivered the ass-beating to him, he was just no match for the ‘Hands of Stone’ and he lost. Yes, I was sent on ‘vacation’ as you call it but I was training and working out so when I came back, I’d hand Flair another beatdown.” Donnie B interrupted “But we see how all that went for you. You immediately lost the title. You said you were the best and you failed in that claim.” “I beat Flair! You beat two guys that together have less experience than the Nature Boy did.” “Ronnie,” DB continued “I’m not discounting the fact that you were a world champion. I’m discounting the fact that even as you claimed it, you were NOT a defending World Champion.” “I BEAT FLAIR” Garvin threw out there, yet again. “I tell you what. I want to challenge you to a match. But the only thing I want to come from this is that if you LOSE – notice I said IF and not WHEN – I’m not saying I can even beat you – I want you to acknowledge that you were a world champion but not a defending champion. That’s all. We can do this at the PPV if you’d like.” Garvin replied “I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe anyone anything. So no, I won’t wrestle you at your PPV. What I will do is, I believe you have a show coming up in North Carolina, my home town. You want a fight, it will be there, in front of all my fans. But you will have to do something in order for this to happen.” Donnie B added “First of all, I’m not going to dress up like your alter-ego ‘Miss Atlanta Lively’. I’m not going that route. All I want is a simple statement.” “Fine. If I defeat you, you will never say another derogatory thing about me – EVER. Hell, you even have to become a fan of mine and ACKNOWLEDGE it in front of the World – say at your PPV. I’ll do what you ask if you do what I ask. What do you say?” “I agree. But know this, you will have to have a warm up match – against a man who, to a point, worships you. You will have to fight the Negronomicon. But there is a catch, Negronomicon, you can’t just lay down. You must put up a fight. In fact, to make it worth your while, I will let you out of the remainder of your agreement IF you win by pinfall or submission. No more payback, no more forced jobs. Second, just to make sure this all stays fair, 2 more of your (Garvin) fans will be required to be at ringside – MW3 and the Super Warrior. Guys, guess what? No backstabbing here. No siding with your ‘hero’. If either one of you cause disruption in the match, you lose your careers. Simple as that.”
About a week later, the Negronomicon had his match with Ronnie Garvin. Here we thought that the Negronomicon was going to do another job but we were so wrong. As soon as the bell rang, N tossed Garvin out of the ring. He didn’t even pay attention as he was yelling at the fans. Garvin went and got himself counted out. By the time N knew what was going on, it was too late. He won the match but since it was not by pin or submission, he’s still locked into the terms of his contract. His hopes bashed, he left the ring with a mixture of anger and disappointment.
Garvin then called down Donnie B for their match. Donnie B got to the ring and then called out MW3 and the Super Warrior just to keep things ‘fair’.
The bell rang and Donnie B’s match with Rugged Ronnie Garvin began. Donnie B started off by tossing Garvin out of the ring but RG was back in at 6. DB followed it up with a Guerrero stomp. DB then hits Garvin with a chair but Garvin turns around and delivers the Hands of Stone. DB rolled out of the ring but was back in with time to spare. DB connects with a flying dropkick and RG hits a forearm to the chest. Donnie B connects with a DDT and goes for the cover but Garvin kicks out at 2. DB hits another DDT but Garvin locks in a nasty headlock. An eyerake from DB is met with another headlock. Garvin then hits a backdrop. DB with a dropkick and Garvin with the headlock. DB hits a dropkick and goes for the pin but Garvin kicks out at 1. DB hits the Guerrero stomp (he is mimicking the Garvin stomp now) and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. DB hits another dropkick, goes for the pin but Garvin reaches the ropes at 1. Garvin hits a hip toss, DB hits a neckbreaker, goes for the pin but only a 2 count. Garvin battles back with an Eagle Split. DB hits a eye rake, Garvin locks in a Boston Crab but DB makes it to the ropes. Garvin hits another back drop to add more pain to DB’s back. Garvin picks up Donnie B and goes for the Hands of Stone but Donnie B ducks it, nails a DDT right in the middle of the ring and the ref counts 1….2……3. Donnie B is the winner of the match. MW3 and Super Warrior remained at ringside but were never needed. Donnie B got a mic and told Garvin what he needed to do. Garvin took the mic. “As per the agreement I made with Donnie B, since I lost, I get to acknowledge that I was a World Champion BUT not a defending one. There, are you happy?” Donnie B went up to him and tried to shake his hand but Garvin lashed out with a Hands of Stone shot that put the HWF World Champion to bed. MW3 and the Super Warrior looked on in amazement but didn’t do anything. Garvin looked at them and gave them a smile and a wave. I think this made the year of both MW3 and the Super Warrior.
The PPV results will be the next post.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.4
Hello fans. As we build up for the “Over the Edge” PPV, we had some matches take place to see if anyone would be moving up or down in the rankings.
First, over in the CSWA (note, these events took place over different days):
The first match was MW3 challenging John Cena for his spot for the US title. MW3 put up a good fight and took the champ 19 minutes in a good ol-fashioned brawl, but in the end was no match for the 5 knuckle shuffle and the 3 count. John Cena retains his spot.
Next, John Morrison challenged Mr. Kennedy for his shot at the TV title. This one was really short. Morrison held his own until, at the 3 minute mark, got tossed out of the ring. Kennedy followed him out and ran his head into a ringpost. Kennedy rolled back in and beat the 10 count and retained his spot. I would not be surprised to see Morrison want some revenge.
Matt Hardy was next to challenge the Super Warrior for his spot in line for the US title. This was another short match that saw the Super Warrior retain his spot after Matt Hardy got counted out (after Jeff Hardy caused a distraction).
The Kraken challenged Jeff Hardy for his title spot. Jeff Hardy retained his spot after connecting with a swanton bomb and getting the 1-2-3.
HHH challenges Shelton Benjamin for his tv title spot. This was probably the most lopsided match. Benjamin didn’t want to fight but was told by William Regal that he must accept the challenge. Benjamin then asked that if the sledgehammer came into play in this match that HHH would be disqualified and not get the spot. Regal agreed. HHH didn’t care for this stipulation so he purposefully pulled the sledgehammer out early. He went to hit Shelton with it but Shelton reversed it and hit a shoulder to the gut. HHH then hit Shelton with the sledgehammer after Shelton hit a T-Bone Suplex. The ref didn’t see it but Shelton kicked out. HHH hit a kneedrop and spit water in Shelton’s face. HHH then tossed Shelton out of the ring and hit him with the sledgehammer again. HHH rolled back in and Shelton got counted out. As soon as the bell rang, Regal appeared on the screen and told HHH that if he used the sledgehammer, he would be DQ’d. Regal told the ref to announce Shelton as the winner of the match via DQ. Shelton retains his spot. HHH was pissed.
RVD challenges Jeff Jarrett for his world title shot. This was another long match that saw Jarrett own the challenger. At the 19 minute mark, somehow RVD hit a Van Daminator and basically fell on Jarrett. The ref made the count and RVD got the win and the title shot.
Chris Jericho challenges MVP for his US title spot. MVP was on fire and took it to Jericho. At the 5 minute mark though, Randy Orton appeared at the top of the ramp. Confused, Jericho missed a spot and MVP took advantage hitting a Ballin’ Elbow smash and got the win. He retains his spot.
MW3 challenges Mike Knox for his shot for the TV title. Knox retains his spot after landing a nasty elbow drop on the sternum of MW3.
MW3 then issued a challenge to the Cruiserweight Champion Mr. Kennedy for his spot at the TV title. In 24 minutes, MW3 gets the win with a dragonscrew. MW3 takes over Kennedy’s spot. Immediately, HHH came out and challenged MW3. HHH gets the win in 19 minutes.
Kane challenges Ted Dibiasi for his world title spot. In a short match, Kane moves up the rankings after hitting a clothesline from the top rope.
Over in the HWF (again, these matches took place over different days):
Samoa Joe challenges Undertaker for his world title shot. This was a rematch that saw Undertaker demand that if he retains his spot against Joe that he gets a rematch for the IC title. Joe agreed. The Undertaker owned Joe and got a merciful win after hitting the Last Ride. Undertaker gets a shot somewhere down the line at the IC title.
CM Punk challenges Ric Flair for his NA title shot. Punk owned Flair. Ric had no idea what he’d gotten himself into. The end came when Super Warrior came down and distracted Flair. Flair was irate that someone would interfere in his match. This gave Punk time to lock in the Anaconda Vice and got Flair to tap out. CM Punk gets Flair’s title shot. After the match, Super Warrior got in the ring and nailed Flair with 2 Super Powerbombs.
Batista challenges Devon Dudley for his NA title shot. This was by far the shortest match that saw, in 2 minutes, Devon get counted out giving the title shot to the Animal.
Carlito challenges Santino for his IC title spot. Carlito was whipping Santino’s ass but Santino got lucky when Carlito didn’t make it back in the ring before a 10 count. Santino retains his spot.
Fit Finley challenges Stevie Richards for his x-division title spot. If Richards loses, he is gone. This one went the full 30 minutes. Richards had gotten knocked out by the shillelagh. The ref counted to 10 just as the bell rang so there was some confusion as to if the match was a draw or if Finley got the win. Regal came out and said they would have a second match and since Richards had so much riding on this, it was turned into a steel cage match.
Richards really tried but was just no match for Finley. Finley locked in the celtic cross at the 2 minute mark and Stevie tapped. He did, however manage to stop Finley from leaving the ring. He took 8 minutes to try to pin the crazy Finley but not even the Stevie kick helped. At the 10 minute mark, Finley made it out of the ring and got the win AND ended the career of Stevie Richards. Everyone moves up and there are 2 vacancies for the X-division title now.
AJ challenges Cody Rhodes for his NA title spot. This was the shortest match of the night. Cody got counted out just after 30 seconds. AJ takes over his spot. CM Punk comes out and challenges AJ for his spot. AJ defeats Punk with a spin kick at the 15 minute mark.
Kurt Angle challenges the Big Show for his World title spot. Kurt moves up after Big Show got counted out.
Bubba challenges Chris Masters for his IC spot. Masters’ retains his spot after a beautiful belly to back suplex in the middle of the ring.
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken challenge Matt Hardy and John Morrison for their spot. Morrison gets the pin over the Kraken in 28 minutes. They retain their spot.
Randy Orton challenges Sting for the IC title shot. If Randy loses or is co/dq, he will not be eligible to try for a title again until May. Randy loses via countout in 11 ½ minutes. He then grabs a mic and demands to be traded to the CSWA. William Regal ponders it and then states that after the PPV, Orton may have a new home…but he must first defeat someone (TBD) in order to get his wish. That match will happen at the ppv.
The final match was the Undertaker vs. Donnie B in a non-title match up. In 3 short minutes, Donnie B taps out to the triangle choke.
Regal came out and made another match for the PPV: Donnie B vs the Undertaker for the World Title. Undertaker was going to be taking on Ric Flair with Flair’s career in the balance but due to their ongoing feud, Flair will be going up against the Super Warrior.
The PPV should be up next so stay tuned.
First, over in the CSWA (note, these events took place over different days):
The first match was MW3 challenging John Cena for his spot for the US title. MW3 put up a good fight and took the champ 19 minutes in a good ol-fashioned brawl, but in the end was no match for the 5 knuckle shuffle and the 3 count. John Cena retains his spot.
Next, John Morrison challenged Mr. Kennedy for his shot at the TV title. This one was really short. Morrison held his own until, at the 3 minute mark, got tossed out of the ring. Kennedy followed him out and ran his head into a ringpost. Kennedy rolled back in and beat the 10 count and retained his spot. I would not be surprised to see Morrison want some revenge.
Matt Hardy was next to challenge the Super Warrior for his spot in line for the US title. This was another short match that saw the Super Warrior retain his spot after Matt Hardy got counted out (after Jeff Hardy caused a distraction).
The Kraken challenged Jeff Hardy for his title spot. Jeff Hardy retained his spot after connecting with a swanton bomb and getting the 1-2-3.
HHH challenges Shelton Benjamin for his tv title spot. This was probably the most lopsided match. Benjamin didn’t want to fight but was told by William Regal that he must accept the challenge. Benjamin then asked that if the sledgehammer came into play in this match that HHH would be disqualified and not get the spot. Regal agreed. HHH didn’t care for this stipulation so he purposefully pulled the sledgehammer out early. He went to hit Shelton with it but Shelton reversed it and hit a shoulder to the gut. HHH then hit Shelton with the sledgehammer after Shelton hit a T-Bone Suplex. The ref didn’t see it but Shelton kicked out. HHH hit a kneedrop and spit water in Shelton’s face. HHH then tossed Shelton out of the ring and hit him with the sledgehammer again. HHH rolled back in and Shelton got counted out. As soon as the bell rang, Regal appeared on the screen and told HHH that if he used the sledgehammer, he would be DQ’d. Regal told the ref to announce Shelton as the winner of the match via DQ. Shelton retains his spot. HHH was pissed.
RVD challenges Jeff Jarrett for his world title shot. This was another long match that saw Jarrett own the challenger. At the 19 minute mark, somehow RVD hit a Van Daminator and basically fell on Jarrett. The ref made the count and RVD got the win and the title shot.
Chris Jericho challenges MVP for his US title spot. MVP was on fire and took it to Jericho. At the 5 minute mark though, Randy Orton appeared at the top of the ramp. Confused, Jericho missed a spot and MVP took advantage hitting a Ballin’ Elbow smash and got the win. He retains his spot.
MW3 challenges Mike Knox for his shot for the TV title. Knox retains his spot after landing a nasty elbow drop on the sternum of MW3.
MW3 then issued a challenge to the Cruiserweight Champion Mr. Kennedy for his spot at the TV title. In 24 minutes, MW3 gets the win with a dragonscrew. MW3 takes over Kennedy’s spot. Immediately, HHH came out and challenged MW3. HHH gets the win in 19 minutes.
Kane challenges Ted Dibiasi for his world title spot. In a short match, Kane moves up the rankings after hitting a clothesline from the top rope.
Over in the HWF (again, these matches took place over different days):
Samoa Joe challenges Undertaker for his world title shot. This was a rematch that saw Undertaker demand that if he retains his spot against Joe that he gets a rematch for the IC title. Joe agreed. The Undertaker owned Joe and got a merciful win after hitting the Last Ride. Undertaker gets a shot somewhere down the line at the IC title.
CM Punk challenges Ric Flair for his NA title shot. Punk owned Flair. Ric had no idea what he’d gotten himself into. The end came when Super Warrior came down and distracted Flair. Flair was irate that someone would interfere in his match. This gave Punk time to lock in the Anaconda Vice and got Flair to tap out. CM Punk gets Flair’s title shot. After the match, Super Warrior got in the ring and nailed Flair with 2 Super Powerbombs.
Batista challenges Devon Dudley for his NA title shot. This was by far the shortest match that saw, in 2 minutes, Devon get counted out giving the title shot to the Animal.
Carlito challenges Santino for his IC title spot. Carlito was whipping Santino’s ass but Santino got lucky when Carlito didn’t make it back in the ring before a 10 count. Santino retains his spot.
Fit Finley challenges Stevie Richards for his x-division title spot. If Richards loses, he is gone. This one went the full 30 minutes. Richards had gotten knocked out by the shillelagh. The ref counted to 10 just as the bell rang so there was some confusion as to if the match was a draw or if Finley got the win. Regal came out and said they would have a second match and since Richards had so much riding on this, it was turned into a steel cage match.
Richards really tried but was just no match for Finley. Finley locked in the celtic cross at the 2 minute mark and Stevie tapped. He did, however manage to stop Finley from leaving the ring. He took 8 minutes to try to pin the crazy Finley but not even the Stevie kick helped. At the 10 minute mark, Finley made it out of the ring and got the win AND ended the career of Stevie Richards. Everyone moves up and there are 2 vacancies for the X-division title now.
AJ challenges Cody Rhodes for his NA title spot. This was the shortest match of the night. Cody got counted out just after 30 seconds. AJ takes over his spot. CM Punk comes out and challenges AJ for his spot. AJ defeats Punk with a spin kick at the 15 minute mark.
Kurt Angle challenges the Big Show for his World title spot. Kurt moves up after Big Show got counted out.
Bubba challenges Chris Masters for his IC spot. Masters’ retains his spot after a beautiful belly to back suplex in the middle of the ring.
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken challenge Matt Hardy and John Morrison for their spot. Morrison gets the pin over the Kraken in 28 minutes. They retain their spot.
Randy Orton challenges Sting for the IC title shot. If Randy loses or is co/dq, he will not be eligible to try for a title again until May. Randy loses via countout in 11 ½ minutes. He then grabs a mic and demands to be traded to the CSWA. William Regal ponders it and then states that after the PPV, Orton may have a new home…but he must first defeat someone (TBD) in order to get his wish. That match will happen at the ppv.
The final match was the Undertaker vs. Donnie B in a non-title match up. In 3 short minutes, Donnie B taps out to the triangle choke.
Regal came out and made another match for the PPV: Donnie B vs the Undertaker for the World Title. Undertaker was going to be taking on Ric Flair with Flair’s career in the balance but due to their ongoing feud, Flair will be going up against the Super Warrior.
The PPV should be up next so stay tuned.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.3
Hello fans. In this issue, we will recap the house shows from the CSWA event in Humble and the HWF show in Tempe.
The card looked like this:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
In the first match, Kennedy came out first and taunted the Warrior. Kennedy went on about how he was going to put the Super Warrior out for good. The music hit and out came the Super Warrior. It’s funny that we have not seen him look this serious in a very long time. He got in the ring and went nose to nose with Kennedy. The ring announcer introduced both men and said that in order for Kennedy to win the stipulation, he needed to either pin or make the Super Warrior tap out. Kennedy asked “then why not just make this a no dq-count out”? SW nodded and then bell rang.
Kennedy started off with a Russian leg sweep. He then tossed SW out of the ring for a 7 count. SW got back in and hit a power punch. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW hits a Super Powerslam. Kennedy rolls out of the ring but eventually gets back in. Kennedy takes advantage of a distracted SW when Ric Flair made an appearance at the top of the stage and hit another leg sweep. SW locks in a cobra clutch but Kennedy hits the mic check for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW tosses him out of the ring. Flair comes down and gives Kennedy some advice. SW starts to have words with Flair and Kennedy hits the Green Bay Plunge for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a second GBP but SW kicks out at 2. SW hits a Full nelson slam but Kennedy tosses him out of the ring. Ken distracts the ref and Flair hits a low blow. SW rolls back in but surprises Kennedy with a super flapjack. SW goes to toss Kennedy out of the ring but Mr. K reverses it and hits a mic check. Flair gets up on the ring which prevents the pin attempt from being counted. Kennedy throws up his hands wondering what Flair was doing. Flair begins to apologize profusely. A cobra clutch from SW is met with another GBP and a 2 count. SW hits another Super flapjack. KK hits a side slam backbreaker but SW hits a Super Powerbomb for a 2 count. KK hits the legsweep again but SW hits a Super Powerslam but only gets a 2 count. Kennedy tries for an inverted superplex but SW nullifies it. Flair jumps up and throws some powder in the eyes of the SW. Blinded, he runs right into another Green Bay Plunge from Kennedy who makes the cover and gets the 1…2….3. Kennedy is declared the winner and he leaves with his title.
Flair then jumps in and tries to attack the SW but Warrior is really pissed now. Flair tries to hit some chops but SW shrugs it off. SW nails a super powerslam on Flair who then rolls out of the ring. Flair then challenges SW for a match at the PPV and states that if he cannot put SW out, he will retire. SW accepts.
The next match had John Cena defend the TV title against MW3. Hogan has been hounding MW3 ever since the match was made for the “Over the Edge” PPV. MW3 came out first followed by the champ. Cena starts off with a knuckle jam. Before MW3 gets in his first offensive move, Hogan comes down to ringside. Cena then hits 2 more knuckle jams. A side suplex from Cena is met by an insuguri from MW3. Cena hits another knuckle jam but only makes a 1 count after thinking Hogan was going to interfere. Yet another knuckle jam from Cena and MW3 is NOT looking good. Cena goes to stomp MW3 in the gut but it is reverse and MW3 stops to offer friendship but kicks John in the groin. A knuckle jam from the champ is met with a dragonscrew from the challenger. Cena stops to rap with the crowd and MW3 nails a swinging neckbreaker. A knuckle jam and a pin attempt is thwarted by Hogan trying to get involved but is being stopped by the ref. Cena hits a side suplex and follows it up with a five knuckle shuffle. He covers MW3 but MW3 kicks out at 2. John tries to rap with the crowd again but gets hit by an insuguri. John then hits the F-U and goes for the cover but MW3 kicks out at 2. Cena is shocked and even moreso when he tastes the leather from a superkick. Both men are down. Cena tries to rap again but gets tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. After some more thwarted pin attempts, John nails the F-U in the middle of the ring, makes the cover and gets the 1…..2……3. John Cena retains the TV title.
After the match, Hogan sneaks up on MW3 and hits a clothesline from behind. He then nails a leg drop on the fallen hero and stands over him in victory before being directed out of the ring.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Chris Jericho. Edge begins the match with a headlock. Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho but Edge reverses it and slaps on another headlock. Edge hits a yank hair flip but Chris goes to the ropes and connects with a lionsault. He makes the cover but Edge kicks out at 2. Chris nails some chops to the chest but gets clotheslined out of the ring. He is back in at 3. Edge with a bodyslam and Chris with a forearm smash. Chris locks in the Walls of Jericho but Edge powers out and hits a DDT. Both men are down. Edge is up first and nails some dropkicks. Chris hits a lionsault and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1…2…kickout. Chris is astonished. Edge is then tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. Chris absorbs some rapid dropkicks from the champ. Edge with more dropkicks and Chris with chops. Edge hits a bodyslam and then is tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Chris hits more chops to the chest and Edge hits a DDT out of nowhere but makes a quick cover only to have Chris kick out at 2. Edge is tossed out again and is back in at 4. Chris hits chops to the chest and is clotheslined out of the ring. He’s back in at 8. Chris hits another lionsault off the ropes but Edge is up and nails a DDT. Both men are down again. Edge nails a huge bodyslam and then with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1.2.3. Edge retains the US title and leaves quickly as Chris whines in the ring.
The final match of the CSWA card is the World Champ Rey Mysterio defending the title against newcomer RVD. Rob was no match for the high flying Mysterio. Rey kept the challenger baffled by all the high flying spots. Rey hit the 6-1-9 and followed it up with a hurricanrana. RVD must have had too much to smoke as he couldn’t mount much of an offense. Rey hit another 6-1-9 at the 11 minute mark and was declared the winner and STILL the World champion.
Jericho cried enough to William Regal so Regal said he could get another title shot but it would be the last in line for it.
The HWF card looked like this.
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub only).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
Over to the HWF news, it was announced that there was a special guest host for the night – two in fact. They were none other than the Great Kabuki and the Great Muta. They announced that a special wrestler was coming out of retirement and wanted a match with that “dirty-ol’ dog” Negronomicon. That would be Superstar Billy Graham.
The first match was Graham taking on the Negronomicon. Superstar asked for this match early on since he needed to get to bed early as he needed his beauty rest. Superstar begins with an extended thumb chokehold. N just takes it. SBG hits a kick to the midsection but N hits a arm whip of doom. SBG hits a forearm smash that all but knocked N out (he flopped around a bit like Eddie Gilbert used to do back in the day). Graham is tossed out of the ring but is back in and hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but N kicks out at 2. N gets catapulted across the ring but comes back to hit a hurricanrana. Superstar hits a karate chop to the chest and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Superstar gets tossed out of the ring again but is back in right away and nails the bodyslam. He goes for the cover but N kicks out again. SBG goes to catapult N across the ring but it is reversed and N hits a thrust kick. I think he broke SBG’s hip. No, wait, he’s ok. SBG goes for a forearm smash but N gets out of the way. SBG hits an elbow smash to windpipe but N hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. SBG hits another bodyslam, goes for the pin but doesn’t get it. SBG hits a snapmare and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 1. SBG hits the extended thumb chokehold and goes for a pin but still can’t put the “dirty ol’ dog” down. SBG hits a karate chop to the chest, goes for the pin but it is thwarted. SBG then catapults N across the ring and he actually lands throat across the ropes. He falls back and SBG makes the cover for the 1..2…3. SBG wins the match. N leaves the ring cursing that he will get his revenge…soon.
Tag team champs Punk and Sting are out next to defend their tag team titles against the Dudleys. This match ended up going 21 minutes with the challengers beating the tar out of the champs. At the 21 minute mark, with Sting incapacitated, Punk got nailed by the 3D but rolled out of the ring. Punk ended up getting counted out so Punk and Sting retain the tag titles. Bubba and Devon were not happy and swore they’d get another shot.
Regal then came out to announce that due to his constant interference, Ric Flair will be moved over to the CSWA and would only move back to the HWF once his feud with the Super Warrior was done or Flair was forced into retirement.
Kurt Angle was up next defending the North American title against Batista. This match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their specialty moves early on but neither getting the pin. Batista started to battle back in the end but frustration crept up on him after he hit two back to back Enforcer Spinebusters but he couldn’t keep Angle down. Out of nowhere, Angle hits the Angle Slam and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3. Angle retains the belt. Batista was not happy and stared down at Angle as he left the ring with his title.
The Undertaker was up next and called out the fat, overweight blob (and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion) Samoa Joe. Joe came out and looked pretty lean. He motioned that he was taking Undertaker’s title tonight. This was the shortest match of the night so far. Joe started off like a freight train and ran down the champ. He hit a throat choke and a muscle buster but Taker kicked out. Joe got tossed out of the ring but as soon as he got back in, he tossed the Undertaker out. Joe locks in the rear naked choke and turns it into a pin attempt but Taker kicks out. Joe then hits a running clothesline that almost took the Undertaker’s head off. He covered Taker, put his feet on the ropes and as the ref counted 1…….2……..3, Joe was declared the winner of the match and the NEW Intercontinental Champion. Joe left the ring with both of his belts and said he’d be coming after the world title next.
The final match of the night is Donnie B defending the World title and AJ Styles defending the X-division title with the winner taking both. This was now officially the shortest match of the night at 4 minutes. Donnie B got in one offensive move. AJ beat the holy hell out of him. AJ went for the Styles Clash which Donnie B reversed and tried to hit a DDT but it was nullified. AJ then hit a Styles Clash, went for the pin but DB kicked out. Donnie B hits Styles with a chair but then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 6. Donnie B then tosses AJ out of the ring and brawls briefly with AJ. AJ then makes the mistake of tossing Donnie B back in first (just as the ref counted to 10) and AJ ends up getting counted out. Donnie B retains the World title but does not win the X-division title since it was not via pin or submission.
That’s all for now. Stay tuned.
The card looked like this:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
In the first match, Kennedy came out first and taunted the Warrior. Kennedy went on about how he was going to put the Super Warrior out for good. The music hit and out came the Super Warrior. It’s funny that we have not seen him look this serious in a very long time. He got in the ring and went nose to nose with Kennedy. The ring announcer introduced both men and said that in order for Kennedy to win the stipulation, he needed to either pin or make the Super Warrior tap out. Kennedy asked “then why not just make this a no dq-count out”? SW nodded and then bell rang.
Kennedy started off with a Russian leg sweep. He then tossed SW out of the ring for a 7 count. SW got back in and hit a power punch. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW hits a Super Powerslam. Kennedy rolls out of the ring but eventually gets back in. Kennedy takes advantage of a distracted SW when Ric Flair made an appearance at the top of the stage and hit another leg sweep. SW locks in a cobra clutch but Kennedy hits the mic check for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW tosses him out of the ring. Flair comes down and gives Kennedy some advice. SW starts to have words with Flair and Kennedy hits the Green Bay Plunge for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a second GBP but SW kicks out at 2. SW hits a Full nelson slam but Kennedy tosses him out of the ring. Ken distracts the ref and Flair hits a low blow. SW rolls back in but surprises Kennedy with a super flapjack. SW goes to toss Kennedy out of the ring but Mr. K reverses it and hits a mic check. Flair gets up on the ring which prevents the pin attempt from being counted. Kennedy throws up his hands wondering what Flair was doing. Flair begins to apologize profusely. A cobra clutch from SW is met with another GBP and a 2 count. SW hits another Super flapjack. KK hits a side slam backbreaker but SW hits a Super Powerbomb for a 2 count. KK hits the legsweep again but SW hits a Super Powerslam but only gets a 2 count. Kennedy tries for an inverted superplex but SW nullifies it. Flair jumps up and throws some powder in the eyes of the SW. Blinded, he runs right into another Green Bay Plunge from Kennedy who makes the cover and gets the 1…2….3. Kennedy is declared the winner and he leaves with his title.
Flair then jumps in and tries to attack the SW but Warrior is really pissed now. Flair tries to hit some chops but SW shrugs it off. SW nails a super powerslam on Flair who then rolls out of the ring. Flair then challenges SW for a match at the PPV and states that if he cannot put SW out, he will retire. SW accepts.
The next match had John Cena defend the TV title against MW3. Hogan has been hounding MW3 ever since the match was made for the “Over the Edge” PPV. MW3 came out first followed by the champ. Cena starts off with a knuckle jam. Before MW3 gets in his first offensive move, Hogan comes down to ringside. Cena then hits 2 more knuckle jams. A side suplex from Cena is met by an insuguri from MW3. Cena hits another knuckle jam but only makes a 1 count after thinking Hogan was going to interfere. Yet another knuckle jam from Cena and MW3 is NOT looking good. Cena goes to stomp MW3 in the gut but it is reverse and MW3 stops to offer friendship but kicks John in the groin. A knuckle jam from the champ is met with a dragonscrew from the challenger. Cena stops to rap with the crowd and MW3 nails a swinging neckbreaker. A knuckle jam and a pin attempt is thwarted by Hogan trying to get involved but is being stopped by the ref. Cena hits a side suplex and follows it up with a five knuckle shuffle. He covers MW3 but MW3 kicks out at 2. John tries to rap with the crowd again but gets hit by an insuguri. John then hits the F-U and goes for the cover but MW3 kicks out at 2. Cena is shocked and even moreso when he tastes the leather from a superkick. Both men are down. Cena tries to rap again but gets tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. After some more thwarted pin attempts, John nails the F-U in the middle of the ring, makes the cover and gets the 1…..2……3. John Cena retains the TV title.
After the match, Hogan sneaks up on MW3 and hits a clothesline from behind. He then nails a leg drop on the fallen hero and stands over him in victory before being directed out of the ring.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Chris Jericho. Edge begins the match with a headlock. Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho but Edge reverses it and slaps on another headlock. Edge hits a yank hair flip but Chris goes to the ropes and connects with a lionsault. He makes the cover but Edge kicks out at 2. Chris nails some chops to the chest but gets clotheslined out of the ring. He is back in at 3. Edge with a bodyslam and Chris with a forearm smash. Chris locks in the Walls of Jericho but Edge powers out and hits a DDT. Both men are down. Edge is up first and nails some dropkicks. Chris hits a lionsault and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1…2…kickout. Chris is astonished. Edge is then tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. Chris absorbs some rapid dropkicks from the champ. Edge with more dropkicks and Chris with chops. Edge hits a bodyslam and then is tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Chris hits more chops to the chest and Edge hits a DDT out of nowhere but makes a quick cover only to have Chris kick out at 2. Edge is tossed out again and is back in at 4. Chris hits chops to the chest and is clotheslined out of the ring. He’s back in at 8. Chris hits another lionsault off the ropes but Edge is up and nails a DDT. Both men are down again. Edge nails a huge bodyslam and then with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1.2.3. Edge retains the US title and leaves quickly as Chris whines in the ring.
The final match of the CSWA card is the World Champ Rey Mysterio defending the title against newcomer RVD. Rob was no match for the high flying Mysterio. Rey kept the challenger baffled by all the high flying spots. Rey hit the 6-1-9 and followed it up with a hurricanrana. RVD must have had too much to smoke as he couldn’t mount much of an offense. Rey hit another 6-1-9 at the 11 minute mark and was declared the winner and STILL the World champion.
Jericho cried enough to William Regal so Regal said he could get another title shot but it would be the last in line for it.
The HWF card looked like this.
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub only).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
Over to the HWF news, it was announced that there was a special guest host for the night – two in fact. They were none other than the Great Kabuki and the Great Muta. They announced that a special wrestler was coming out of retirement and wanted a match with that “dirty-ol’ dog” Negronomicon. That would be Superstar Billy Graham.
The first match was Graham taking on the Negronomicon. Superstar asked for this match early on since he needed to get to bed early as he needed his beauty rest. Superstar begins with an extended thumb chokehold. N just takes it. SBG hits a kick to the midsection but N hits a arm whip of doom. SBG hits a forearm smash that all but knocked N out (he flopped around a bit like Eddie Gilbert used to do back in the day). Graham is tossed out of the ring but is back in and hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but N kicks out at 2. N gets catapulted across the ring but comes back to hit a hurricanrana. Superstar hits a karate chop to the chest and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Superstar gets tossed out of the ring again but is back in right away and nails the bodyslam. He goes for the cover but N kicks out again. SBG goes to catapult N across the ring but it is reversed and N hits a thrust kick. I think he broke SBG’s hip. No, wait, he’s ok. SBG goes for a forearm smash but N gets out of the way. SBG hits an elbow smash to windpipe but N hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. SBG hits another bodyslam, goes for the pin but doesn’t get it. SBG hits a snapmare and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 1. SBG hits the extended thumb chokehold and goes for a pin but still can’t put the “dirty ol’ dog” down. SBG hits a karate chop to the chest, goes for the pin but it is thwarted. SBG then catapults N across the ring and he actually lands throat across the ropes. He falls back and SBG makes the cover for the 1..2…3. SBG wins the match. N leaves the ring cursing that he will get his revenge…soon.
Tag team champs Punk and Sting are out next to defend their tag team titles against the Dudleys. This match ended up going 21 minutes with the challengers beating the tar out of the champs. At the 21 minute mark, with Sting incapacitated, Punk got nailed by the 3D but rolled out of the ring. Punk ended up getting counted out so Punk and Sting retain the tag titles. Bubba and Devon were not happy and swore they’d get another shot.
Regal then came out to announce that due to his constant interference, Ric Flair will be moved over to the CSWA and would only move back to the HWF once his feud with the Super Warrior was done or Flair was forced into retirement.
Kurt Angle was up next defending the North American title against Batista. This match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their specialty moves early on but neither getting the pin. Batista started to battle back in the end but frustration crept up on him after he hit two back to back Enforcer Spinebusters but he couldn’t keep Angle down. Out of nowhere, Angle hits the Angle Slam and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3. Angle retains the belt. Batista was not happy and stared down at Angle as he left the ring with his title.
The Undertaker was up next and called out the fat, overweight blob (and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion) Samoa Joe. Joe came out and looked pretty lean. He motioned that he was taking Undertaker’s title tonight. This was the shortest match of the night so far. Joe started off like a freight train and ran down the champ. He hit a throat choke and a muscle buster but Taker kicked out. Joe got tossed out of the ring but as soon as he got back in, he tossed the Undertaker out. Joe locks in the rear naked choke and turns it into a pin attempt but Taker kicks out. Joe then hits a running clothesline that almost took the Undertaker’s head off. He covered Taker, put his feet on the ropes and as the ref counted 1…….2……..3, Joe was declared the winner of the match and the NEW Intercontinental Champion. Joe left the ring with both of his belts and said he’d be coming after the world title next.
The final match of the night is Donnie B defending the World title and AJ Styles defending the X-division title with the winner taking both. This was now officially the shortest match of the night at 4 minutes. Donnie B got in one offensive move. AJ beat the holy hell out of him. AJ went for the Styles Clash which Donnie B reversed and tried to hit a DDT but it was nullified. AJ then hit a Styles Clash, went for the pin but DB kicked out. Donnie B hits Styles with a chair but then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 6. Donnie B then tosses AJ out of the ring and brawls briefly with AJ. AJ then makes the mistake of tossing Donnie B back in first (just as the ref counted to 10) and AJ ends up getting counted out. Donnie B retains the World title but does not win the X-division title since it was not via pin or submission.
That’s all for now. Stay tuned.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.2
Hello fans. Welcome back to the wrestling newsletter. We have more information to report so let’s get down to business.
MW3 and the Super Warrior were successful in defeating the team of Hogan and Flair. They had agreed to remain partners only when going after the World tag team titles. SW was now the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title. MW3 then issued a challenge to the #1 contender for the TV title – Hulk “TNA” Hogan. Hogan must still have been trashed from Wrestlemania as MW3 threw Hogan out of the ring at 30 seconds and it appeared Hogan threw out his hip or something. MW3 then ran Hogan into the ringpost and rolled back in. The ref counted to 10 and gave the match and the title shot to MW3.
Edge and Jeff Jarrett then had a match to see who will fill the #10 slot for the World title. In 13 minutes and after hitting Edge with a guitar over his head, Jeff gets the win. After the match, Edge hit Jarrett with a spear and left him lying in the ring.
We were just informed that a CSWA house show was going to take place in Humble, TX next week. This is the card that is being advertised:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
We also just received an interview from the Super Warrior to post:
Hear Me Warriors! The time has finally come! It is time to FINALLY rid this business of the cancers known as Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair! Even the sweetest of fruits spoil with age and your time has long passed. I will admit that you two were great in your day but now you just hold the new generation down and prevent them from reaching their true potential. The Super Warrior and MW3 will stand for this no longer! The twilight of your careers approaches as does the dawn of a new age of professional wrestling! As for you Mr. Kennedy, I mentioned the last time I addressed you that I accepted this 4th and final challenge. There will be no excuses. I do not plan to leave without the gold so you had best bring your “A” game.”
We also have our first match confirmed for the Over The Edge PPV in Chicago. Hulk “TNA” Hogan has agreed to put his career on the line against MW3. If MW3 wins, Hogan is gone for good.
Over in the HWF, AJ Styles challenged Devon Dudley for his spot in the World title hunt. In 7 minutes, AJ gets the win with a Style’s Clash. AJ is now the #1 contender for the World title and Donnie B is the #1 contender for the X-Division title. It has been decided by William Regal that the winner of the match (if by pin or submission) will win both Championships.
Ric Flair challenged Abyss for his spot in the IC title hunt. It was a long battle that ended in a time limit draw. Abyss keeps his spot.
An HFW house show to be held in Tempe, AZ will now be headlined by
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
More to follow.
MW3 and the Super Warrior were successful in defeating the team of Hogan and Flair. They had agreed to remain partners only when going after the World tag team titles. SW was now the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title. MW3 then issued a challenge to the #1 contender for the TV title – Hulk “TNA” Hogan. Hogan must still have been trashed from Wrestlemania as MW3 threw Hogan out of the ring at 30 seconds and it appeared Hogan threw out his hip or something. MW3 then ran Hogan into the ringpost and rolled back in. The ref counted to 10 and gave the match and the title shot to MW3.
Edge and Jeff Jarrett then had a match to see who will fill the #10 slot for the World title. In 13 minutes and after hitting Edge with a guitar over his head, Jeff gets the win. After the match, Edge hit Jarrett with a spear and left him lying in the ring.
We were just informed that a CSWA house show was going to take place in Humble, TX next week. This is the card that is being advertised:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
We also just received an interview from the Super Warrior to post:
We also have our first match confirmed for the Over The Edge PPV in Chicago. Hulk “TNA” Hogan has agreed to put his career on the line against MW3. If MW3 wins, Hogan is gone for good.
Over in the HWF, AJ Styles challenged Devon Dudley for his spot in the World title hunt. In 7 minutes, AJ gets the win with a Style’s Clash. AJ is now the #1 contender for the World title and Donnie B is the #1 contender for the X-Division title. It has been decided by William Regal that the winner of the match (if by pin or submission) will win both Championships.
Ric Flair challenged Abyss for his spot in the IC title hunt. It was a long battle that ended in a time limit draw. Abyss keeps his spot.
An HFW house show to be held in Tempe, AZ will now be headlined by
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
More to follow.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.1– Post-Wrestlemania fallout and other news
Hello fans. We start of this letter with the sad news that former wrestler Chris Kanyon has passed away. While details are still unknown at this time, we’d like to extend our condolences to his friends and family.
The show following Wrestlemania was jam packed with a sold out crowd. The card started off with The Bruiser, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Mohammed Hassan and Bobby Lashley all in the ring. Hassan thanked the crowd for allowing him to return but he felt he didn’t have the passion some of the other greats had and made the decision to retire. He thanked Kennedy for allowing his last match to be a “last-ditch effort” to win a belt but it just wasn’t meant to be. He then handed the mic to the Bruiser and left the ring. The Bruiser stated that not winning the battle royal seemed meant to be and that he enjoyed his run even though a lot of it was spent on the bench. He thanked the fans for supporting him and handed the mic to Mick Foley as he left the ring. Foley started off by saying that his match with the Undertaker wasn’t really for his career. Foley told management he was in some serious need for time off and was basically told that he had to be off for at least a month and could return at any time. He told the fans this was not the last time they’d see him in the ring. “You’ll know when I’m done”. He signed off with the “bang bang” and handed the mic to Bobby Lashley. Bobby started off by saying his wrestling career was the greatest thing that has ever happened to him professionally. He went on to say that he may be saying goodbye to wrestling but was saying hello to MMA. That’s right. Bobby will be making the move to mixed martial arts and said that he would make a huge impact once he gets himself established. “Watch for me. I don’t think a heavyweight title is out of my reach.” He got a huge ovation from the fans and then handed the mic to Shawn.
“You know, I’ve been in this business for a very long time. You may remember me starting out as some skinny, snot-nosed kid up in Minnesota. I started to learn the business (the hard way in some cases) and as I got better, my future opened up for me. At that time, I was teaming with my good friend Marty Janetty. Marty and I won tag team championships and then moved to the biggest game in town – The WWE (was the WWF back then). We held our own with some of the big dogs in the sport and persevered. When it came time for me to move on, Marty and I split and my singles career took off. I was at the top of my game throughout my tenure in the WWE but then when the HWF and CSWA came into play, this is where I feel I really skyrocketed. I’ve had some great feuds over the past years. I know I’m going to miss some of you but please, don’t be offended. I would like to personally thank MW3, the Undertaker, HHH, Randy Orton, The Rock, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Hulk Hogan, JBL, Chris Daniels, Batista, and even the Negronomicon. I’ve won multiple championships both in singles as well as tag team. I’ve had some feuds that were real doozies. In fact, my home-slice HHH and I have had so many ‘I Quit’ and ‘Loser leave town’ matches I’ve lost count. I’ve wrestled backstabbers (Evolution) to a mask vs. valet match with MW3. I do also seem to recall a few years ago taking on the Negronomicon on a few occasions. Come to think of it, if I had just finished him off back then, we wouldn’t have had the crap we had to go through last year. Live and learn.
As I prepare to leave now, I take with me, my legacy…my history….and I leave you with some fantastic memories. I was offered a similar situation as Mick Foley but I felt that it really is time for me to take a well deserved break. I look forward to watching all of the guys in the back perform to their hearts’ content. I will you all the luck in the world.
Finally, I’d like to thank Donnie B. Without him, the HWF would never have been created and we all would never have had a place to showcase our talents. Thank you.”
At this point, Randy Orton’s music hits. Orton swaggers down to the ring and takes a mic of his own. “Really Shawn? Really? Tell me, are you gonna pull the same crap that you did in your WWE days? Fake an injury, take time off? How about ‘Losing your smile’…I really liked that one. Oh, and we can’t forget all those ‘guys in the back’ that you refused to put over? What about them? I’m here to tell you good riddance. We don’t need you here. You’re the past…I’m the future. Since you are no longer welcome here, I’d suggest you head home now, tuck your tail between your legs and get the hell out of my ring.”
Shawn, with his head lowered in disgrace went to leave the ring but he moved very slowly as Randy continued his rant. “Now that we got that crap out of the way, I am hereby challenging that no good coward Donnie B to come out here and give me a match for MY world title.” Donnie B came out and asked Orton if he remembered being told that he would never get another title shot. “All I need is one. Come on, let me have it.” As if on queue, Michaels snuck back in the ring and nailed Orton with Sweet Chin Music. Orton was out cold. Donnie B came to the ring, shook Shawn’s hand and signaled for the bell. The bell rang and Donnie B picked up Orton, connected with a Brainbuster and covered Randy for the 1-2-3. Donnie B left the ring and went to the back with Shawn. Orton eventually recovered and stomped his way towards the back.
We were then introduced to the Host wrestler for the evening, the HWF IC Champion, the Undertaker. Undertaker came out to address the crowd and told them that he felt that the Negronomicon was finished in this sport. He beat him from pillar to post and then left him lying in a heap in the middle of the ring. Tonight though, Negronomicon was going to have to compete again. This time, the host was not going to be the one who challenged the Negronomicon but one who made up the match. “Tonight, Negronomicon goes one on one with none other than Bruno Sammartino. And guess what, that match is happening now.”
Bruno made his way to the ring. Negronomicon came to the ramp but didn’t head down. He complained about having been through hell and back and there was no way he was wrestling tonight. As he got up to leave, he ran right smack into the Undertaker. Undertaker grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him down to the ring. He then threw him in and signaled for the bell.
Bruno started off with a huge hiproll. Negronomicon answered with a thrust kick. Bruno then locks in his specialty, the Bearhug. Negronomicon was still very sore from his match the previous night that it didn’t take long for him to tap out. Bruno wins the match and leaves Negronomicon lying in a heap in the middle of the ring.
It was also announced since CSWA lost more wrestlers to retirement at Wrestlemania, then RVD would then be signed to the CSWA.
RVD came down and said that he was going to make an impact and that would start now. He said that HHH was currently the #1 contender for the World title and he wanted him in the ring. HHH came down for their impromptu match. This started off strong with RVD going for a Van Terminator and HHH reversing it but RVD reversed it again and took down HHH with a spinning heel kick. RVD then went for a frog splash with HHH reversed again, tried for spitting some water but RVD reversed that and tried to toss HHH out of the ring but that was nullified. Lots of quick action in just 2 minutes. HHH managed to hit 3 pedigrees but RVD kicked out of each and everyone of them. At the 21 minute marker, RVD nailed a Van Daminator and rolled HHH to the middle of the ring where he made the cover for the 1…2….3. RVD had defeated HHH and is now the #1 contender for the World title held by Rey Mysterio.
More to come.
The show following Wrestlemania was jam packed with a sold out crowd. The card started off with The Bruiser, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Mohammed Hassan and Bobby Lashley all in the ring. Hassan thanked the crowd for allowing him to return but he felt he didn’t have the passion some of the other greats had and made the decision to retire. He thanked Kennedy for allowing his last match to be a “last-ditch effort” to win a belt but it just wasn’t meant to be. He then handed the mic to the Bruiser and left the ring. The Bruiser stated that not winning the battle royal seemed meant to be and that he enjoyed his run even though a lot of it was spent on the bench. He thanked the fans for supporting him and handed the mic to Mick Foley as he left the ring. Foley started off by saying that his match with the Undertaker wasn’t really for his career. Foley told management he was in some serious need for time off and was basically told that he had to be off for at least a month and could return at any time. He told the fans this was not the last time they’d see him in the ring. “You’ll know when I’m done”. He signed off with the “bang bang” and handed the mic to Bobby Lashley. Bobby started off by saying his wrestling career was the greatest thing that has ever happened to him professionally. He went on to say that he may be saying goodbye to wrestling but was saying hello to MMA. That’s right. Bobby will be making the move to mixed martial arts and said that he would make a huge impact once he gets himself established. “Watch for me. I don’t think a heavyweight title is out of my reach.” He got a huge ovation from the fans and then handed the mic to Shawn.
“You know, I’ve been in this business for a very long time. You may remember me starting out as some skinny, snot-nosed kid up in Minnesota. I started to learn the business (the hard way in some cases) and as I got better, my future opened up for me. At that time, I was teaming with my good friend Marty Janetty. Marty and I won tag team championships and then moved to the biggest game in town – The WWE (was the WWF back then). We held our own with some of the big dogs in the sport and persevered. When it came time for me to move on, Marty and I split and my singles career took off. I was at the top of my game throughout my tenure in the WWE but then when the HWF and CSWA came into play, this is where I feel I really skyrocketed. I’ve had some great feuds over the past years. I know I’m going to miss some of you but please, don’t be offended. I would like to personally thank MW3, the Undertaker, HHH, Randy Orton, The Rock, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Hulk Hogan, JBL, Chris Daniels, Batista, and even the Negronomicon. I’ve won multiple championships both in singles as well as tag team. I’ve had some feuds that were real doozies. In fact, my home-slice HHH and I have had so many ‘I Quit’ and ‘Loser leave town’ matches I’ve lost count. I’ve wrestled backstabbers (Evolution) to a mask vs. valet match with MW3. I do also seem to recall a few years ago taking on the Negronomicon on a few occasions. Come to think of it, if I had just finished him off back then, we wouldn’t have had the crap we had to go through last year. Live and learn.
As I prepare to leave now, I take with me, my legacy…my history….and I leave you with some fantastic memories. I was offered a similar situation as Mick Foley but I felt that it really is time for me to take a well deserved break. I look forward to watching all of the guys in the back perform to their hearts’ content. I will you all the luck in the world.
Finally, I’d like to thank Donnie B. Without him, the HWF would never have been created and we all would never have had a place to showcase our talents. Thank you.”
At this point, Randy Orton’s music hits. Orton swaggers down to the ring and takes a mic of his own. “Really Shawn? Really? Tell me, are you gonna pull the same crap that you did in your WWE days? Fake an injury, take time off? How about ‘Losing your smile’…I really liked that one. Oh, and we can’t forget all those ‘guys in the back’ that you refused to put over? What about them? I’m here to tell you good riddance. We don’t need you here. You’re the past…I’m the future. Since you are no longer welcome here, I’d suggest you head home now, tuck your tail between your legs and get the hell out of my ring.”
Shawn, with his head lowered in disgrace went to leave the ring but he moved very slowly as Randy continued his rant. “Now that we got that crap out of the way, I am hereby challenging that no good coward Donnie B to come out here and give me a match for MY world title.” Donnie B came out and asked Orton if he remembered being told that he would never get another title shot. “All I need is one. Come on, let me have it.” As if on queue, Michaels snuck back in the ring and nailed Orton with Sweet Chin Music. Orton was out cold. Donnie B came to the ring, shook Shawn’s hand and signaled for the bell. The bell rang and Donnie B picked up Orton, connected with a Brainbuster and covered Randy for the 1-2-3. Donnie B left the ring and went to the back with Shawn. Orton eventually recovered and stomped his way towards the back.
We were then introduced to the Host wrestler for the evening, the HWF IC Champion, the Undertaker. Undertaker came out to address the crowd and told them that he felt that the Negronomicon was finished in this sport. He beat him from pillar to post and then left him lying in a heap in the middle of the ring. Tonight though, Negronomicon was going to have to compete again. This time, the host was not going to be the one who challenged the Negronomicon but one who made up the match. “Tonight, Negronomicon goes one on one with none other than Bruno Sammartino. And guess what, that match is happening now.”
Bruno made his way to the ring. Negronomicon came to the ramp but didn’t head down. He complained about having been through hell and back and there was no way he was wrestling tonight. As he got up to leave, he ran right smack into the Undertaker. Undertaker grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him down to the ring. He then threw him in and signaled for the bell.
Bruno started off with a huge hiproll. Negronomicon answered with a thrust kick. Bruno then locks in his specialty, the Bearhug. Negronomicon was still very sore from his match the previous night that it didn’t take long for him to tap out. Bruno wins the match and leaves Negronomicon lying in a heap in the middle of the ring.
It was also announced since CSWA lost more wrestlers to retirement at Wrestlemania, then RVD would then be signed to the CSWA.
RVD came down and said that he was going to make an impact and that would start now. He said that HHH was currently the #1 contender for the World title and he wanted him in the ring. HHH came down for their impromptu match. This started off strong with RVD going for a Van Terminator and HHH reversing it but RVD reversed it again and took down HHH with a spinning heel kick. RVD then went for a frog splash with HHH reversed again, tried for spitting some water but RVD reversed that and tried to toss HHH out of the ring but that was nullified. Lots of quick action in just 2 minutes. HHH managed to hit 3 pedigrees but RVD kicked out of each and everyone of them. At the 21 minute marker, RVD nailed a Van Daminator and rolled HHH to the middle of the ring where he made the cover for the 1…2….3. RVD had defeated HHH and is now the #1 contender for the World title held by Rey Mysterio.
More to come.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 3.4 – Wrestlemania is here!!!
Hello fans and welcome to the biggest PPV of the year – Wrestlemania – Live from Atlanta, GA. We have an action packed card in front of a sold out audience tonight so let’s get right down to business.
The first match of the night is our battle royal. The participants for this all include Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Rhyno, Mike Knox, Goldust, Elijah Burke, Chavo Guerrero, JTG, Shad, Santino, Chris Masters, Cody Rhodes, Stevie Richards, (return of) The Bruiser, and Randy Orton. The winner of the match gets a title shot at whomever they want within their federation. At the last minute, we had some additions: HWF World Champion Donnie B, MW3, the Super Warrior and the Kraken.
Donnie B eliminates the Kraken. Randy Orton eliminates the Super Warrior. The Bruiser eliminates MW3. Donnie B eliminates Ted Dibiasi. Shad eliminates JTG. Stevie Richards eliminates Rhyno. Cody Rhodes eliminates his brother Goldust. Mark Henry eliminates Randy Orton. Santino eliminates Chavo. The Bruiser eliminates Mike Knox. Elijah Burke eliminates Chris Masters. Donnie B eliminates Shad after JTG came back out and distracted his partner. Stevie Richards eliminates Cody after Goldust distracted his brother. Santino got the upset after a reversal and elimination of Mark Henry. The Bruiser eliminated Elijah Burke. Donnie B eliminated Stevie Richards. Santino eliminated the Bruiser. The final two participants are Donnie B and Santino Marella. Donnie B eliminates Santino. Donnie B will get a future title shot at any HWF title he so chooses to be used in the next year. The Bruiser did not win so he also must retire.
The next match is Bobby Lashley taking on Edge. If Bobby loses, he must retire. Bobby kept the pace manageable but Edge was just too much for the champ. At the 7 minute mark, Edge hits a one man concerto on the champ and Bobby is not moving. Edge lands a flying elbow from the top rope and makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Edge is the NEW US CHAMPION. Bobby must retire. Bobby was helped to the back and got a standing ovation from the crowd.
Next up is Donnie B taking on Christian for the HWF World Heavyweight title. In a very quick match, Donnie B pins Christian after delivering a neckbreaker. Donnie B goes on to meet the CSWA champion.
Next is Booker T taking on Mr. Kennedy for the CSWA World Title. Booker owned the challenger and having the Super Warrior appear at ringside didn’t help Kennedy at all. Booker only went for 2 pin attempts the entire match – the first minute and the final minute. After a grueling 30 minute battle, the match is declared a draw. Booker will go on to meet Donnie B for a shot at Samoa Joe’s Undisputed Heavyweight title. After the match, Booker got on the mic and promised that he would defeat Donnie B and Samoa Joe tonight. If he does not, he will retire from the sport.
Following this lengthy battle was Batista vs. the Big Show. Batista was confident enough that he stated that if he loses, he will give his world title shot to the Big Show. The match went 11 minutes and the promise of a World title shot obviously gave Show the boost he needed. Show gets the win after delivering a thunderous chokeslam.
Next is Rey Mysterio taking on HHH. On the line is HHH’s spot. In 7 ½ minutes, HHH retains his spot after Mysterio got counted out.
Next is Fit Finley taking on Abyss with Finley’s world title shot on the line. This was the shortest match of the night. As soon as the bell rang, Finley tossed Abyss to the outside of the ring and knocked him out with the shillelagh. Abyss gets counted out at the 30 second mark.
Next up is the Intercontinental match with Mick Foley taking on the Undertaker. In 8 minutes, Undertaker gets the win after a chokeslam. Mick Foley is now unemployed.
Our first tag team match is up with CM Punk and Sting taking on the Dudleys. In 4 minutes, Devon gets counted out and Punk and Sting get the win but not the tag team titles. This brings out William Regal and he demands the match start over and this time will be a no dq/co match. The match now goes 21 minutes with probably the biggest threat the Dudleys have seen to date. CM Punk ends up hitting the Shining Wizard on Devon as Sting hits a Stinger Splash on Bubba. Punk makes the cover and with no partner to save him, gets the 1-2-3. CM Punk and Sting are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. The Dudleys will be entitled to a rematch…just not tonight.
John Cena was up next taking on the Kraken for the TV title. In 15 minutes, John Cena retains the belt after delivering an F-U in the middle of the ring.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Mohammed Hassan. In 3 quick minutes, Kennedy gets the win after connecting with the Mic Check. Hassan must now retire.
Next is our second tag match of the night with Hulk “TNA” Hogan and Ric “TNA” Flair taking on the team of MW3 and the Super Warrior. MW3 hits the MW2 kneelift right off the bat on Hogan and gets a 1 count. SW is tagged in and immediately is double teamed. The double teaming continues for 2 minutes but SW powers back with a power punch and knocks Flair out. Flair rolls to the outside and is unconscious. Hogan never even noticed. SW hits a cobra clutch on Hogan and he is almost out on his feet. MW3 is tagged back in and hits the MW2 kneelift again. He makes the cover and at the 6 minute mark, gets the 1-2-3. MW3 and SW are victorious. They both have a brief staredown in the ring but end up shaking hands and going their separate ways.
MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin is next with MVP’s US title shot on the line. In 16 minutes, MVP gets the win with the Drive-By.
Kane vs. Jeff Jarrett was next. Jarrett’s world title shot is on the line here. In 18 minutes, Kane gets the win and takes over Jarrett’s spot in the world title run.
Next is Donnie B taking on Booker T for the shot at Samoa Joe. In six minutes, Donnie B is victorious after Booker T gets counted out. Booker then gets on the mic and tells the wrestling world that he is done. He is immediately vacating the World title. He then walks out.
Immediately following, Jeff Meyers and William Regal come down and announce that there will be a battle royal with the World title contenders to crown a new champion. In this will be HHH, The Kraken, Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Shawn Michaels, Kane, John Cena and Rey Mysterio. Rey eliminated HHH. Mark Henry eliminated Shawn Michaels. The Kraken eliminated John Cena (in payback for his not winning the TV title). Kane eliminates Ted Dibiasi. Rey Mysterio takes out Mark Henry with a big headscissors. Kane eliminates the Kraken. This leaves Mysterio vs. Kane with the winner becoming the new CSWA World Champion. In 22 minutes, after connecting with a 6-1-9, Rey Mysterio is the NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
The next tag team match is John Morrison and Matt Hardy taking on Carlito and the Great Khali. In 25 minutes, the team of Morrison and Hardy get the win after Khali is counted out and Carlito was unable to make the save.
Next on the card is Kurt Angle taking on Samoa Joe for the North American title. In 8 minutes, Kurt gets the Undisputed Champion in the ankle lock and gets him to tap out. Kurt is now the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.
Next is AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal for the X-division title. In 16 minutes, AJ retains the belt after a clean pin in the middle of the ring.
Our 3rd to last match has Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels in a loser must retire. It was announced just a few minutes ago that Jericho would also have to put his career on the line here too. The winner gets to keep their job and the other goes home for good. In 15 minutes in what was probably one of the best matches, Jericho got Michaels trapped in the Walls of Jericho right in the middle of the ring. Shawn had nowhere to go so he had no choice but to tap out. Shawn is now out of a job. All of his title shots now go to Chris.
Next we have Donnie B taking on Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Championship. Joe’s ankle still appeared to be bothering him but not enough to keep Donnie B at bay. This one goes 12 minutes and Joe gets the pin after locking in a modified camel clutch. Joe retains the Undisputed Championship.
The final match of the night is Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in a Cell. In what was a total shocker, Undertaker locks in the Triangle choke and in the first few seconds of the match, Negronomicon taps out. N got up to leave and Undertaker stopped him. Taker gave him the thumb across the neck sign and N started to panic. He tried to get out of the cage but the refs wouldn’t open the door. For the next 28 minutes, Undertaker beat the holy hell out of Negronomicon. Taker hit a B-52 kneedrop, multiple tombstone piledrivers and Last Rides. N had a bit of offense in there but not too much. The enc came when Undertaker hit a Tombstone piledriver followed by the Last Ride and a powerslam THROUGH the cage wall. Undertaker then went for the pin and got the 3 count. He then walked out of the ring and was declared the winner of the match.
That’s all. Good night folks.
The first match of the night is our battle royal. The participants for this all include Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Rhyno, Mike Knox, Goldust, Elijah Burke, Chavo Guerrero, JTG, Shad, Santino, Chris Masters, Cody Rhodes, Stevie Richards, (return of) The Bruiser, and Randy Orton. The winner of the match gets a title shot at whomever they want within their federation. At the last minute, we had some additions: HWF World Champion Donnie B, MW3, the Super Warrior and the Kraken.
Donnie B eliminates the Kraken. Randy Orton eliminates the Super Warrior. The Bruiser eliminates MW3. Donnie B eliminates Ted Dibiasi. Shad eliminates JTG. Stevie Richards eliminates Rhyno. Cody Rhodes eliminates his brother Goldust. Mark Henry eliminates Randy Orton. Santino eliminates Chavo. The Bruiser eliminates Mike Knox. Elijah Burke eliminates Chris Masters. Donnie B eliminates Shad after JTG came back out and distracted his partner. Stevie Richards eliminates Cody after Goldust distracted his brother. Santino got the upset after a reversal and elimination of Mark Henry. The Bruiser eliminated Elijah Burke. Donnie B eliminated Stevie Richards. Santino eliminated the Bruiser. The final two participants are Donnie B and Santino Marella. Donnie B eliminates Santino. Donnie B will get a future title shot at any HWF title he so chooses to be used in the next year. The Bruiser did not win so he also must retire.
The next match is Bobby Lashley taking on Edge. If Bobby loses, he must retire. Bobby kept the pace manageable but Edge was just too much for the champ. At the 7 minute mark, Edge hits a one man concerto on the champ and Bobby is not moving. Edge lands a flying elbow from the top rope and makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Edge is the NEW US CHAMPION. Bobby must retire. Bobby was helped to the back and got a standing ovation from the crowd.
Next up is Donnie B taking on Christian for the HWF World Heavyweight title. In a very quick match, Donnie B pins Christian after delivering a neckbreaker. Donnie B goes on to meet the CSWA champion.
Next is Booker T taking on Mr. Kennedy for the CSWA World Title. Booker owned the challenger and having the Super Warrior appear at ringside didn’t help Kennedy at all. Booker only went for 2 pin attempts the entire match – the first minute and the final minute. After a grueling 30 minute battle, the match is declared a draw. Booker will go on to meet Donnie B for a shot at Samoa Joe’s Undisputed Heavyweight title. After the match, Booker got on the mic and promised that he would defeat Donnie B and Samoa Joe tonight. If he does not, he will retire from the sport.
Following this lengthy battle was Batista vs. the Big Show. Batista was confident enough that he stated that if he loses, he will give his world title shot to the Big Show. The match went 11 minutes and the promise of a World title shot obviously gave Show the boost he needed. Show gets the win after delivering a thunderous chokeslam.
Next is Rey Mysterio taking on HHH. On the line is HHH’s spot. In 7 ½ minutes, HHH retains his spot after Mysterio got counted out.
Next is Fit Finley taking on Abyss with Finley’s world title shot on the line. This was the shortest match of the night. As soon as the bell rang, Finley tossed Abyss to the outside of the ring and knocked him out with the shillelagh. Abyss gets counted out at the 30 second mark.
Next up is the Intercontinental match with Mick Foley taking on the Undertaker. In 8 minutes, Undertaker gets the win after a chokeslam. Mick Foley is now unemployed.
Our first tag team match is up with CM Punk and Sting taking on the Dudleys. In 4 minutes, Devon gets counted out and Punk and Sting get the win but not the tag team titles. This brings out William Regal and he demands the match start over and this time will be a no dq/co match. The match now goes 21 minutes with probably the biggest threat the Dudleys have seen to date. CM Punk ends up hitting the Shining Wizard on Devon as Sting hits a Stinger Splash on Bubba. Punk makes the cover and with no partner to save him, gets the 1-2-3. CM Punk and Sting are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. The Dudleys will be entitled to a rematch…just not tonight.
John Cena was up next taking on the Kraken for the TV title. In 15 minutes, John Cena retains the belt after delivering an F-U in the middle of the ring.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Mohammed Hassan. In 3 quick minutes, Kennedy gets the win after connecting with the Mic Check. Hassan must now retire.
Next is our second tag match of the night with Hulk “TNA” Hogan and Ric “TNA” Flair taking on the team of MW3 and the Super Warrior. MW3 hits the MW2 kneelift right off the bat on Hogan and gets a 1 count. SW is tagged in and immediately is double teamed. The double teaming continues for 2 minutes but SW powers back with a power punch and knocks Flair out. Flair rolls to the outside and is unconscious. Hogan never even noticed. SW hits a cobra clutch on Hogan and he is almost out on his feet. MW3 is tagged back in and hits the MW2 kneelift again. He makes the cover and at the 6 minute mark, gets the 1-2-3. MW3 and SW are victorious. They both have a brief staredown in the ring but end up shaking hands and going their separate ways.
MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin is next with MVP’s US title shot on the line. In 16 minutes, MVP gets the win with the Drive-By.
Kane vs. Jeff Jarrett was next. Jarrett’s world title shot is on the line here. In 18 minutes, Kane gets the win and takes over Jarrett’s spot in the world title run.
Next is Donnie B taking on Booker T for the shot at Samoa Joe. In six minutes, Donnie B is victorious after Booker T gets counted out. Booker then gets on the mic and tells the wrestling world that he is done. He is immediately vacating the World title. He then walks out.
Immediately following, Jeff Meyers and William Regal come down and announce that there will be a battle royal with the World title contenders to crown a new champion. In this will be HHH, The Kraken, Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Shawn Michaels, Kane, John Cena and Rey Mysterio. Rey eliminated HHH. Mark Henry eliminated Shawn Michaels. The Kraken eliminated John Cena (in payback for his not winning the TV title). Kane eliminates Ted Dibiasi. Rey Mysterio takes out Mark Henry with a big headscissors. Kane eliminates the Kraken. This leaves Mysterio vs. Kane with the winner becoming the new CSWA World Champion. In 22 minutes, after connecting with a 6-1-9, Rey Mysterio is the NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
The next tag team match is John Morrison and Matt Hardy taking on Carlito and the Great Khali. In 25 minutes, the team of Morrison and Hardy get the win after Khali is counted out and Carlito was unable to make the save.
Next on the card is Kurt Angle taking on Samoa Joe for the North American title. In 8 minutes, Kurt gets the Undisputed Champion in the ankle lock and gets him to tap out. Kurt is now the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.
Next is AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal for the X-division title. In 16 minutes, AJ retains the belt after a clean pin in the middle of the ring.
Our 3rd to last match has Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels in a loser must retire. It was announced just a few minutes ago that Jericho would also have to put his career on the line here too. The winner gets to keep their job and the other goes home for good. In 15 minutes in what was probably one of the best matches, Jericho got Michaels trapped in the Walls of Jericho right in the middle of the ring. Shawn had nowhere to go so he had no choice but to tap out. Shawn is now out of a job. All of his title shots now go to Chris.
Next we have Donnie B taking on Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Championship. Joe’s ankle still appeared to be bothering him but not enough to keep Donnie B at bay. This one goes 12 minutes and Joe gets the pin after locking in a modified camel clutch. Joe retains the Undisputed Championship.
The final match of the night is Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in a Cell. In what was a total shocker, Undertaker locks in the Triangle choke and in the first few seconds of the match, Negronomicon taps out. N got up to leave and Undertaker stopped him. Taker gave him the thumb across the neck sign and N started to panic. He tried to get out of the cage but the refs wouldn’t open the door. For the next 28 minutes, Undertaker beat the holy hell out of Negronomicon. Taker hit a B-52 kneedrop, multiple tombstone piledrivers and Last Rides. N had a bit of offense in there but not too much. The enc came when Undertaker hit a Tombstone piledriver followed by the Last Ride and a powerslam THROUGH the cage wall. Undertaker then went for the pin and got the 3 count. He then walked out of the ring and was declared the winner of the match.
That’s all. Good night folks.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 3.3 – Pre-Wrestlemania notes
As expected, the Texas Holdem tournament was a huge success. 144 people from all over the globe participated in the tournament. The former winner Christian was eliminated by the same person who beat him for the World Title – Donnie B.
Texas Holdem Tourney came down to the final four – Rick Martel, The Rock, Lex Luger and Road Warrior Animal. Martel eliminated the Rock after Rock tried to bluff while Martel had quad aces. Luger dispatched Animal with ease. Animal had seemed frustrated early on (on tilt) and never recovered. The end came when Martel, who had tried to bluff with A 10 against Lugers Pocket K’s. The river came and while Luger had trip Kings, Martel ended up with a straight. Rick Martel won the 2nd Texas Holdem Tournament. Martel was pleased. Christian came down and handed over the title. Martel will hold it until the next tournament.
The PPV looks like this”
CSWA
Booker T vs. Mr. Kennedy (if Booker loses, he leaves) for the CSWA World title
Lashley vs. Edge (if Lashley loses, he leaves) for the US title
John Cena vs. The Kraken for the TV title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Mohammed Hassan (if Hassan loses, he leaves) for the Cruiserweight title
Rey Mysterio vs. HHH
MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin
Kane vs. Jeff Jarrett
HWF
Donnie B vs. Christian for the HWF World Title
Mick Foley vs. the Undertaker for the IC title (if Foley loses, he must retire)
Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe for the NA title
AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal for the X-division title
Big Show vs. Batista
Fit Finley vs. Abyss
CM Punk & Sting vs. Dudleys for the Tag Team titles
Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels in a loser must retire
Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in a Cell.
Hogan & Flair vs MW3 and the Super Warrior
Morrison & Hardy vs. Carlito and Khali
World Champion vs. World Champion to take on Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Battle Royal includes Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Rhyno, Mike Knox, Goldust, Elijah Burke, Chavo Guerrero, JTG, Shad, Santino, Chris Masters, Cody Rhodes, Stevie Richards, (return of) The Bruiser, and Randy Orton. The winner will gain a title shot at any title they want in their respective federation. Orton somehow was able to sneak in to the battle royal. William Regal (with direction from Donnie B) had stated that Orton would not be seeing any title shots any time soon so it will be interested to see how Orton fares in the Battle Royal.
Results to follow.
Texas Holdem Tourney came down to the final four – Rick Martel, The Rock, Lex Luger and Road Warrior Animal. Martel eliminated the Rock after Rock tried to bluff while Martel had quad aces. Luger dispatched Animal with ease. Animal had seemed frustrated early on (on tilt) and never recovered. The end came when Martel, who had tried to bluff with A 10 against Lugers Pocket K’s. The river came and while Luger had trip Kings, Martel ended up with a straight. Rick Martel won the 2nd Texas Holdem Tournament. Martel was pleased. Christian came down and handed over the title. Martel will hold it until the next tournament.
The PPV looks like this”
CSWA
Booker T vs. Mr. Kennedy (if Booker loses, he leaves) for the CSWA World title
Lashley vs. Edge (if Lashley loses, he leaves) for the US title
John Cena vs. The Kraken for the TV title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Mohammed Hassan (if Hassan loses, he leaves) for the Cruiserweight title
Rey Mysterio vs. HHH
MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin
Kane vs. Jeff Jarrett
HWF
Donnie B vs. Christian for the HWF World Title
Mick Foley vs. the Undertaker for the IC title (if Foley loses, he must retire)
Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe for the NA title
AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal for the X-division title
Big Show vs. Batista
Fit Finley vs. Abyss
CM Punk & Sting vs. Dudleys for the Tag Team titles
Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels in a loser must retire
Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in a Cell.
Hogan & Flair vs MW3 and the Super Warrior
Morrison & Hardy vs. Carlito and Khali
World Champion vs. World Champion to take on Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Battle Royal includes Ted Dibiasi, Mark Henry, Rhyno, Mike Knox, Goldust, Elijah Burke, Chavo Guerrero, JTG, Shad, Santino, Chris Masters, Cody Rhodes, Stevie Richards, (return of) The Bruiser, and Randy Orton. The winner will gain a title shot at any title they want in their respective federation. Orton somehow was able to sneak in to the battle royal. William Regal (with direction from Donnie B) had stated that Orton would not be seeing any title shots any time soon so it will be interested to see how Orton fares in the Battle Royal.
Results to follow.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 3.2 – March updates leading up to Wrestlemania
Hello fans. We have a lot to cover so I’ll get started.
Over in the HWF, Edge issues a challenge to John Cena for his #1 contender spot for the US title. In what was a really good performance, Edge gets the win after a well placed DDT in the middle of the ring. Edge is now the #1 contender for the US title and will meet Bobby Lashley at Wrestlemania.
Mr. Kennedy challenged Lashley for his spot for the World title and won after hitting the mic check. Kennedy didn’t want to wrestle multiple times at the PPV so he allowed The Kraken to take his spot. The Kraken will meet John Cena at Wrestlemania for the TV title.
Christian challenged the Undertaker for his #1 spot for the World Title and won the match after Undertaker got counted out. Samoa Joe came down and distracted Undertaker so he did not make it back in before the 10 count. Christian will be going to take on the man who took the World title from him – Donnie B.
Mick Foley challenged Samoa Joe for his spot at the IC title and won. Mick Foley will go on to meet Undertaker at Wrestlemania for the Intercontinental title.
Jay Lethal defeated Donnie B via count out for his spot for the X-division title. Jay Lethal is now the #1 contender and will go to Wrestlemania to meet AJ Styles.
Kurt Angle defeats AJ Styles for his shot at the NA title and will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the NA title.
Mohammed Hassan defeats Super Warrior for his spot for the Cruiserweight title and will go on to meet Mr. Kennedy.
MW3 defeats Matt Hardy to move up in the US title rankings.
William Regal declares that certain people, drawn at random, will have to put their careers on the line at Wrestlemania. If someone loses, he must retire. Names that were drawn include Booker T, Bobby Lashley, Mohammed Hassan, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, The Bruiser, and the Super Warrior.
It was announced that Rob Van Dam will be signing a contract with either the HWF or CSWA. Based on who is forced into retirement, a new draft may happen and RVD will then be part of the draft
More to come…..
Over in the HWF, Edge issues a challenge to John Cena for his #1 contender spot for the US title. In what was a really good performance, Edge gets the win after a well placed DDT in the middle of the ring. Edge is now the #1 contender for the US title and will meet Bobby Lashley at Wrestlemania.
Mr. Kennedy challenged Lashley for his spot for the World title and won after hitting the mic check. Kennedy didn’t want to wrestle multiple times at the PPV so he allowed The Kraken to take his spot. The Kraken will meet John Cena at Wrestlemania for the TV title.
Christian challenged the Undertaker for his #1 spot for the World Title and won the match after Undertaker got counted out. Samoa Joe came down and distracted Undertaker so he did not make it back in before the 10 count. Christian will be going to take on the man who took the World title from him – Donnie B.
Mick Foley challenged Samoa Joe for his spot at the IC title and won. Mick Foley will go on to meet Undertaker at Wrestlemania for the Intercontinental title.
Jay Lethal defeated Donnie B via count out for his spot for the X-division title. Jay Lethal is now the #1 contender and will go to Wrestlemania to meet AJ Styles.
Kurt Angle defeats AJ Styles for his shot at the NA title and will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the NA title.
Mohammed Hassan defeats Super Warrior for his spot for the Cruiserweight title and will go on to meet Mr. Kennedy.
MW3 defeats Matt Hardy to move up in the US title rankings.
William Regal declares that certain people, drawn at random, will have to put their careers on the line at Wrestlemania. If someone loses, he must retire. Names that were drawn include Booker T, Bobby Lashley, Mohammed Hassan, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, The Bruiser, and the Super Warrior.
It was announced that Rob Van Dam will be signing a contract with either the HWF or CSWA. Based on who is forced into retirement, a new draft may happen and RVD will then be part of the draft
More to come…..
Monday, March 29, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 3.1
Hello fans. First off, I really have to apologize for the lack of information for this entire month. We ended up moving our headquarters from Colorado to Arizona but things didn't work out as well as we had hoped.
It turns out that the office space needed was much smaller than anticipated and we are still in search of a new place. Right now, we are occupying a small apartment like office and we just don't have room to get our stuff set up.
We have lots of information to pass along (a few surprise announcements will be thrown in) and I hope to start getting that sent in to you.
Without giving too much away, Wrestlemania has taken place and the results will be posted soon. One note though, the Texas Holdem Tournament was a huge success and I think you'll be surprised at who won.
More to follow so stay tuned.
It turns out that the office space needed was much smaller than anticipated and we are still in search of a new place. Right now, we are occupying a small apartment like office and we just don't have room to get our stuff set up.
We have lots of information to pass along (a few surprise announcements will be thrown in) and I hope to start getting that sent in to you.
Without giving too much away, Wrestlemania has taken place and the results will be posted soon. One note though, the Texas Holdem Tournament was a huge success and I think you'll be surprised at who won.
More to follow so stay tuned.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 2.10
Hello fans. This will be the final newsletter from February. We wanted to just send out a very interesting update.
The team of Haas and AJ Styles got their tag team title shot. An interesting note before the match began was that Haas was heard in the back talking about how he would defeat the Dudley’s and if he couldn’t, he’d retire. In a match that barely went 3 minutes, the Dudley’s retained the belts when Charlie Haas got counted out. Charlie actually got put through a table and was unable to make it back in the ring. With this realization, Charlie Haas is no longer employed by the HWF. With his departure, that made two vacancies in the HWF top 10 for the IC and X-division titles. All members of the top 10’s will move up to fill those particular vacancies and the empty slots will be left at the end and will be fulfilled later on down the line.
Also of note the Texas Holdem Tourney that will be held the night before Wrestlemania has garnered such interest now that the tournament has been increased in size to hold 144 particpants (58 active wresters and 86 invited guests). Amazing.
Stay tuned as we continue our countdown to Wrestlemania.
The team of Haas and AJ Styles got their tag team title shot. An interesting note before the match began was that Haas was heard in the back talking about how he would defeat the Dudley’s and if he couldn’t, he’d retire. In a match that barely went 3 minutes, the Dudley’s retained the belts when Charlie Haas got counted out. Charlie actually got put through a table and was unable to make it back in the ring. With this realization, Charlie Haas is no longer employed by the HWF. With his departure, that made two vacancies in the HWF top 10 for the IC and X-division titles. All members of the top 10’s will move up to fill those particular vacancies and the empty slots will be left at the end and will be fulfilled later on down the line.
Also of note the Texas Holdem Tourney that will be held the night before Wrestlemania has garnered such interest now that the tournament has been increased in size to hold 144 particpants (58 active wresters and 86 invited guests). Amazing.
Stay tuned as we continue our countdown to Wrestlemania.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 2.9
Hello fans. We have some great news to pass along so let’s get right on it.
The top 10’s are now all set up except for the tag team titles. A tournament will be held to fill the final 2 vacant spots in the top 6 for the tag team titles.
A video arrived at our office and it was from none other than MW3. MW3, in an accompanying note, stated that he wants this vignette run. After checking it out to make sure it wasn’t something horrible (like when HE came back (referring to Superstar Billy Pearl a few years ago)), we ran the video. Enjoy.
The shot is of MW3 sitting on a chair in the dark, a ceiling lamp swinging overhead....showing him and then putting him in the shadows.
"Been having a run of bad luck lately? Watching your career going down the poop-chute? Seeing people less talented, less intelligent, or both get ahead? Watching your paychecks get smaller and you’re worth being valued less?
Welcome to my world.
It seems that the powers that be have deemed that MW3 should suffer. That somehow, while others ruined federations with their legions of flunkies, and you turd-bags know who you are, are getting rewarded, some of us are getting the Shaft. No, not like Richard Roundtree, I'm not talkin' 'bout THAT Shaft.
So I've been put into matches lately...and lets say nothing has gone my way. I'm not gonna bitch about the matches I really lost....those few I did, but the matches where I had some turd on his back, and the ref can't seem to remember how to count to 3. Or when some jack-hole has me on my back, and suddenly the rules of physics bend and 3 seconds comes faster than it should.
Now, I get the ultimate slap in the face. Now I am wrestling the has-beens of the business. These old, broken down penniless bastards who can't seem to let go of the business and do us all a favor and walk their asses off into the sunset and die....no, they come back like a damn crack addict and beg for a shot...and what happens, they put these geezers in with me, and lo and behold some how they get their tights on over their Depends, take an obscene and possibly illegal amount of Geritol and somehow manage to pin MW3, The Masked Sensation.
Got to say...I'm baffled. I called in Scooby-Doo and the Gang in their little green van to solve this one, and they ain't got shit. And if THAT wasn't enough, some douche-bag lawyer in a suit says in my contract is a clause....that I got to wrestle tag team. So now, I got the bookers, the refs and now a bunch of low rent ambulance chasers trying to screw me. I figure how bad can it get, right? I might get a good partner?
Hurricane? Hurri-NO. That guy got up and walked out today. So much for that. Jeff Hardy? Jeff WHO-dy....nope. MVP? MV-uh-un. Golddust? Not so much.... Carilto? Carli-NO. I even asked for the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin....I was told, “NO Standard”.
But someone was gracious, and even had the gall to tell me to be grateful that I was going to get someone who would help turn my fortunes around.
The Super-Warrior.
The Super Warrior????!!!???
Now before I could tell them exactly what they could do with that, the low rent suits waived my contract in my face....and to add insult to injury...not only is the SW going to be the Masked Sensation's partner....but we'll be wrestling in the GDWF...yep, the good old Geritol-Depends Wrestling Fed. And it gets even better. Oh yeah...seems that you people out there in TV land liked last weeks match so much, that I have to team up with my idiot partner AGAIN, and wrestle Geriatric Hulk Hogan and the "Nature Moobs" Ric Flair.....AGAIN. In fact, to fulfill my contract and get through this, the Stupid Warrior and I have to wrestle AND beat every one of the tag teams in not only the GDWF, but the HWF and CSWA.
Hogan...Flair....eat your damn fiber....take your heart pills....and pray to God, because until I find a way out of my contract and stop getting screwed by the refs around here, I am going to be beating the hell out you and every other old bastard who can lace their boots and put on tights over their overweight bodies.
And Warrior...I swear to god, you can be a part of the solution that get's me out of here, or you can be a part of the problem...in which case, I am going to do to you what i did to our friend here....."
Camera pans over to the left and there we see, tied to a chair, with a bloody steel chair on the ground next to him is "The Living Legend" Larry Zybysko. Zybysko is in bad shape and is out cold.
"Take a look Warrior....if you screw me, this is going to be you. Hogan...Flair...you're next "brother"....WHOOOOOOOO!!!
In a response to what MW3 posted, the Super Warrior had this to add:
“You know MW3, I don’t relish being teamed up with you either. The fact that I, a being who is greater than anyone around, has to be tied down to such a mortal as yourself. With my superior intelligence, I can see how this could work out for us. We may not like each other but we have a common ground. I, too, would like to see Hogan and Flair get buried and disappear for good. As the saying goes, the old must make way for the new and we are “the new”. I am above the petty comments you have made but I will promise you that if YOU do not hold up your end of the bargain, your END will come sooner than you can even comprehend. Hogan and Flair: you are the past. We are the future. We will introduce you to pastures unknown and put you out for grazing.
I have accepted one last shot at Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy, there will be no excuses. You will have no where to go. You will need to bring your “A” game as I do not plan on leaving without the gold. If fate intervenes and doesn’t allow for it to happen, then so be it. This warrior has been down in the ashes of a world gone blind and will rise to once again become a superior force to reckon with. So Sayeth the Warrior.”
This was pretty exciting to watch but two people in the back who were watching it didn’t feel the same way. Yes, I’m referring to Hulk “TNA” Hogan and Ric “TNA” Flair. Surprisingly, Hogan and Flair shared the same platform but Hogan, the egomaniac, decided he got to talk first:
“Well you know Super Warrior brother, I have beaten your namesake. The Ultimate Warrior was an ultimate joke. He thought he could carry the world on his shoulders and it was obvious he failed. Like him, brother, you will fail and I will be sure that humiliation follows. And whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and the power of Hulkamania tear you in two….?”
Ric then got on the mic: “Wooo. You know MW3, you talk a good game. You think you can run in the same race as us. That is a laugh. The Nature Boy is the greatest wrestler on the planet. My partner, Hulk Hogan, is the greatest entertainer in the business. Together we will take out any threat and will reign supreme as the tag team champions of the world. My geriatric little finger could whip your ass from Syracuse to San Diego without even breaking a sweat. We have nothing to fear from you two losers and we will be the ones who will be standing victorious. WOOOOOO!”
There are currently two spots left for the tag team titles. A tag team tournament would be held with all members of the roster. There are some teams who are currently getting shots at the titles. If they end up as one of the final two, they will get an additional shot. If the champs win it, then the spot will be left vacant.
The teams participating in this include:
From the CSWA:
DX
Cryme Tyme
Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken
Mark Henry & MVP
Matt Hardy & John Morrison
MW3 & the Super Warrior
HWF
Big Show & Fit Finley
Mick Foley & Abyss
Chris Daniels & Kurt Angle
Jay Lethal & Cody Rhodes
Carlito & the Great Khali
The Dudleys
AJ Styles & Charlie Haas
CM Punk & Sting
Interpromotional
Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair
In the first round:
Shawn Michaels is pinned by Matt Hardy following a twist of fate.
MVP and Mark Henry defeated the team of Hogan and Flair after Flair was taken out by MW3 and Hogan was distracted by SW.
Abyss & Mick Foley advanced over the team of CM Punk and Sting.
The Kraken and & Jeff Hardy defeated the team of AJ Styles and Charlie Haas
Cryme Tyme advances over the team of Big Show and Fit Finley
Carlito and the Great Khali advance over the team of MW3 and the Super Warrior after Hogan and Flair came out to distract them.
The Dudleys and Kurt Angle/Chris Daniels went to a 30 minute time limit draw.
Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes advanced over Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin
In the second round:
There is one bye due to the time limit draw between the Dudleys and Angle/Daniels
John Morrison and Matt Hardy got the bye.
Great Khali and Carlito advance over Abyss and Mick Foley
Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes advance over MVP and Mark Henry.
The Kraken and Jeff Hardy advance after Cryme Tyme got counted out.
In the third round:
Morrison and Hardy advance over Carlito and the Great Khali
Jeff Hardy and the Kraken advance over Lethal & Rhodes
In the finals, the Kraken and Jeff Hardy defeat the team of John Morrison and Matt Hardy. Since they made it this far, Morrison and Matt Hardy will get the 6th spot for the tag team titles.
In a sign of good faith, the teams of Carlito/Khali and Lethal & Rhodes will also be given opportunities. This expands the tag team title hunt to 8 teams. A match was held between these participants to see who would be ranked #7 and #8. Carlito and Khali won the match by countout so they will be ranked higher.
That is all for now.
The top 10’s are now all set up except for the tag team titles. A tournament will be held to fill the final 2 vacant spots in the top 6 for the tag team titles.
A video arrived at our office and it was from none other than MW3. MW3, in an accompanying note, stated that he wants this vignette run. After checking it out to make sure it wasn’t something horrible (like when HE came back (referring to Superstar Billy Pearl a few years ago)), we ran the video. Enjoy.
The shot is of MW3 sitting on a chair in the dark, a ceiling lamp swinging overhead....showing him and then putting him in the shadows.
"Been having a run of bad luck lately? Watching your career going down the poop-chute? Seeing people less talented, less intelligent, or both get ahead? Watching your paychecks get smaller and you’re worth being valued less?
Welcome to my world.
It seems that the powers that be have deemed that MW3 should suffer. That somehow, while others ruined federations with their legions of flunkies, and you turd-bags know who you are, are getting rewarded, some of us are getting the Shaft. No, not like Richard Roundtree, I'm not talkin' 'bout THAT Shaft.
So I've been put into matches lately...and lets say nothing has gone my way. I'm not gonna bitch about the matches I really lost....those few I did, but the matches where I had some turd on his back, and the ref can't seem to remember how to count to 3. Or when some jack-hole has me on my back, and suddenly the rules of physics bend and 3 seconds comes faster than it should.
Now, I get the ultimate slap in the face. Now I am wrestling the has-beens of the business. These old, broken down penniless bastards who can't seem to let go of the business and do us all a favor and walk their asses off into the sunset and die....no, they come back like a damn crack addict and beg for a shot...and what happens, they put these geezers in with me, and lo and behold some how they get their tights on over their Depends, take an obscene and possibly illegal amount of Geritol and somehow manage to pin MW3, The Masked Sensation.
Got to say...I'm baffled. I called in Scooby-Doo and the Gang in their little green van to solve this one, and they ain't got shit. And if THAT wasn't enough, some douche-bag lawyer in a suit says in my contract is a clause....that I got to wrestle tag team. So now, I got the bookers, the refs and now a bunch of low rent ambulance chasers trying to screw me. I figure how bad can it get, right? I might get a good partner?
Hurricane? Hurri-NO. That guy got up and walked out today. So much for that. Jeff Hardy? Jeff WHO-dy....nope. MVP? MV-uh-un. Golddust? Not so much.... Carilto? Carli-NO. I even asked for the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin....I was told, “NO Standard”.
But someone was gracious, and even had the gall to tell me to be grateful that I was going to get someone who would help turn my fortunes around.
The Super-Warrior.
The Super Warrior????!!!???
Now before I could tell them exactly what they could do with that, the low rent suits waived my contract in my face....and to add insult to injury...not only is the SW going to be the Masked Sensation's partner....but we'll be wrestling in the GDWF...yep, the good old Geritol-Depends Wrestling Fed. And it gets even better. Oh yeah...seems that you people out there in TV land liked last weeks match so much, that I have to team up with my idiot partner AGAIN, and wrestle Geriatric Hulk Hogan and the "Nature Moobs" Ric Flair.....AGAIN. In fact, to fulfill my contract and get through this, the Stupid Warrior and I have to wrestle AND beat every one of the tag teams in not only the GDWF, but the HWF and CSWA.
Hogan...Flair....eat your damn fiber....take your heart pills....and pray to God, because until I find a way out of my contract and stop getting screwed by the refs around here, I am going to be beating the hell out you and every other old bastard who can lace their boots and put on tights over their overweight bodies.
And Warrior...I swear to god, you can be a part of the solution that get's me out of here, or you can be a part of the problem...in which case, I am going to do to you what i did to our friend here....."
Camera pans over to the left and there we see, tied to a chair, with a bloody steel chair on the ground next to him is "The Living Legend" Larry Zybysko. Zybysko is in bad shape and is out cold.
"Take a look Warrior....if you screw me, this is going to be you. Hogan...Flair...you're next "brother"....WHOOOOOOOO!!!
In a response to what MW3 posted, the Super Warrior had this to add:
“You know MW3
I have accepted one last shot at Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy, there will be no excuses. You will have no where to go. You will need to bring your “A” game as I do not plan on leaving without the gold. If fate intervenes and doesn’t allow for it to happen, then so be it. This warrior has been down in the ashes of a world gone blind and will rise to once again become a superior force to reckon with. So Sayeth the Warrior.”
This was pretty exciting to watch but two people in the back who were watching it didn’t feel the same way. Yes, I’m referring to Hulk “TNA” Hogan and Ric “TNA” Flair. Surprisingly, Hogan and Flair shared the same platform but Hogan, the egomaniac, decided he got to talk first:
“Well you know Super Warrior brother, I have beaten your namesake. The Ultimate Warrior was an ultimate joke. He thought he could carry the world on his shoulders and it was obvious he failed. Like him, brother, you will fail and I will be sure that humiliation follows. And whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and the power of Hulkamania tear you in two….?”
Ric then got on the mic: “Wooo. You know MW3, you talk a good game. You think you can run in the same race as us. That is a laugh. The Nature Boy is the greatest wrestler on the planet. My partner, Hulk Hogan, is the greatest entertainer in the business. Together we will take out any threat and will reign supreme as the tag team champions of the world. My geriatric little finger could whip your ass from Syracuse to San Diego without even breaking a sweat. We have nothing to fear from you two losers and we will be the ones who will be standing victorious. WOOOOOO!”
There are currently two spots left for the tag team titles. A tag team tournament would be held with all members of the roster. There are some teams who are currently getting shots at the titles. If they end up as one of the final two, they will get an additional shot. If the champs win it, then the spot will be left vacant.
The teams participating in this include:
From the CSWA:
DX
Cryme Tyme
Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken
Mark Henry & MVP
Matt Hardy & John Morrison
MW3 & the Super Warrior
HWF
Big Show & Fit Finley
Mick Foley & Abyss
Chris Daniels & Kurt Angle
Jay Lethal & Cody Rhodes
Carlito & the Great Khali
The Dudleys
AJ Styles & Charlie Haas
CM Punk & Sting
Interpromotional
Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair
In the first round:
Shawn Michaels is pinned by Matt Hardy following a twist of fate.
MVP and Mark Henry defeated the team of Hogan and Flair after Flair was taken out by MW3 and Hogan was distracted by SW.
Abyss & Mick Foley advanced over the team of CM Punk and Sting.
The Kraken and & Jeff Hardy defeated the team of AJ Styles and Charlie Haas
Cryme Tyme advances over the team of Big Show and Fit Finley
Carlito and the Great Khali advance over the team of MW3 and the Super Warrior after Hogan and Flair came out to distract them.
The Dudleys and Kurt Angle/Chris Daniels went to a 30 minute time limit draw.
Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes advanced over Elijah Burke and Shelton Benjamin
In the second round:
There is one bye due to the time limit draw between the Dudleys and Angle/Daniels
John Morrison and Matt Hardy got the bye.
Great Khali and Carlito advance over Abyss and Mick Foley
Jay Lethal and Cody Rhodes advance over MVP and Mark Henry.
The Kraken and Jeff Hardy advance after Cryme Tyme got counted out.
In the third round:
Morrison and Hardy advance over Carlito and the Great Khali
Jeff Hardy and the Kraken advance over Lethal & Rhodes
In the finals, the Kraken and Jeff Hardy defeat the team of John Morrison and Matt Hardy. Since they made it this far, Morrison and Matt Hardy will get the 6th spot for the tag team titles.
In a sign of good faith, the teams of Carlito/Khali and Lethal & Rhodes will also be given opportunities. This expands the tag team title hunt to 8 teams. A match was held between these participants to see who would be ranked #7 and #8. Carlito and Khali won the match by countout so they will be ranked higher.
That is all for now.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 2.8
Hello fans. There was one piece of information we forgot to discuss in the last issue. Edge had gone in search for Mr. Meyers. He found him talking to the Hurricane. Hurricane had his bags packed and was thanking Mr. Meyers for the opportunity to wrestle. “You know Shane, you are always welcome back if you change your mind”. The Hurricane thanked him and in a homage to Snagglepuss, he “exited, stage left.” Edge approached Mr. Meyers and told him about what happened to Mr. Regal and asked if there was an opportunity for him to get another shot at Lashley. “Mr. Meyers, I know I can beat him. I did it once before. I really want this shot. What can I do to earn it?” “Well Edge, you certainly showed everyone what you can do. But, you did lose the belt right back to him. So, you ask what you can do. Well, the drawing for the Top 10 will be taking place and Donnie B and I will be running it in William’s absence. I tell you what though. I want you go out and wrestle Bobby in a non-title match. If you win, I will guarantee you a title shot at him. I won’t be able to guarantee when but it will be a shot. What do you say?” “Thanks Mr. Meyers. I won’t let you down.” Edge then headed off to the ring for his match against Lashley.
In a 25 minute battle that was a recap of their PPV match, Edge gets a win over the champ after delivering a Spear. He made the cover in the middle of the ring and got the 1-2-3. Edge is now in contention for the US title.
We also got back a reply from the Super Warrior. He had this to say:
“ A warrior doesn't back down from any challenge so consider yours accepted. The joke will be on you next time we meet, I will deliver the PUNCHline and I will have the last laugh! So sayeth the Super Warrior. ”
For the second week in a row, Hogan and Flair were put into a match against MW3 and the Super Warrior. This time, they were told that a World Tag Team title shot lay in the balance. This match only went 3 minutes. For the first two minutes, SW and MW3 double-teamed Hogan. Hogan came back with a back rake and then SW tossed him out of the ring. MW3 followed him out and delivered a superkick. Hogan went down. Flair jumped down to try to help him but the ref counted pretty fast and Hogan was counted out. MW3 and the Super Warrior now are in line for a tag team title shot.
HWF World Champion The Original Big Daddy Donnie B has stated that he will indeed put a title match on the line against AJ Styles if he loses in his quest for the X-division title.
More to follow…..
In a 25 minute battle that was a recap of their PPV match, Edge gets a win over the champ after delivering a Spear. He made the cover in the middle of the ring and got the 1-2-3. Edge is now in contention for the US title.
We also got back a reply from the Super Warrior. He had this to say:
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For the second week in a row, Hogan and Flair were put into a match against MW3 and the Super Warrior. This time, they were told that a World Tag Team title shot lay in the balance. This match only went 3 minutes. For the first two minutes, SW and MW3 double-teamed Hogan. Hogan came back with a back rake and then SW tossed him out of the ring. MW3 followed him out and delivered a superkick. Hogan went down. Flair jumped down to try to help him but the ref counted pretty fast and Hogan was counted out. MW3 and the Super Warrior now are in line for a tag team title shot.
HWF World Champion The Original Big Daddy Donnie B has stated that he will indeed put a title match on the line against AJ Styles if he loses in his quest for the X-division title.
More to follow…..
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 2.7 – PPV fallout
Well fans, we are back having survived another PPV. With the end of this one, we start on the road to Wrestlemania which will be taking place next month in Atlanta, GA. In hindsight, I guess that location would have been a better one for having Michael Hayes as a guest host wrestler but oh well. Once again, the Negronomicon got his butt handed to him and the fans just love it. We also saw 2x HWF World Champ Christian lose the belt to the Original Big Daddy Donnie B. The fact that Donnie B won that match AND won against Booker T (granted it was by countout but a win is a win) was just plain explosive. Mr. Kennedy continues his winning streak as the CSWA Cruiserweight Champion. We saw US Champion Bobby Lashley lose and regain the title in the same night after losing to and then defeating Edge. Booker T is still the CSWA World Champion and John Cena retained the TV title after defeating Ted Dibiasi Jr. Ted was on a roll and is looking to get back into the run of things. IC Champion the Undertaker also had a rough night after losing the belt to Randy Orton but then turning around and defeating him to regain the title. Samoa Joe is still the Undisputed Champion as well as the North American champion defeating Donnie B for the Undisputed title and Mick Foley for the NA title. AJ Styles also retained the X-Division title. The Dudley’s also retained the Tag Team belts after defeating Cryme Tyme.
After not getting any air-time, the Hurricane has asked to be let out of his contract. We wish him the best in all that he decides to pursue. With the departure of the Hurricane, that allowed for one spot in the texas holdem tournament to be filled. None other than Tommy “Wildfire” Rich stepped up and took that spot.
In the back, Donnie B was hanging out in the VIP room and he was approached by Edge. “Hey Mr. B. How’s it going?” Donnie B replied “Good Edge. What can I do for you?” “Well” Edge continued, “you know that at the PPV, I defeated Bobby Lashley to become the US Champion. I’m wondering if you could use your influence and get me another match.” “Well, I don’t have any control at all in the CSWA and William Regal is the GM so you may want to speak with him directly.” “Thanks Mr. B. I will go talk with Mr. Regal. I appreciate it and congrats again on your win.” Edge leaves and Donnie B kicks back and relaxes with his title.
William Regal comes in and sits down with Donnie B. DB tells William about the conversation he just had with Edge. “You know, my good man, I still don’t think I’m getting the respect that I should be as GM.” “Oh, I don’t know about that,” Donnie B said. “I think Edge just wanted me to pull some strings but I think he really knows better.” One topic they talked about is that Donnie B is number one contender for X-Division title. He is told by William Regal that if he accepts the shot and loses, he must give AJ a shot at the World Title. Donnie B asks if he can give the shot away to someone of his choosing. Regal says he will think on it.
At this point, Randy Orton walked in. “I see how it is. The two of you are just conspiring against me…holding me back. Well, I’m here to tell you this Mr. GM; Mr HWF owner. I’m not taking it anymore. I am tired of getting screwed over by the two of you. Yeah, DB, I know you are pulling Regal’s strings here so don’t play dumb.” Regal interrupted “Listen here you toe-jam maggot, I am in charge – not Mr. B. I make the matches, I pull the strings of puppets such as yourself. You will listen to me or you will pay the penalty.” At this point, Orton sucker punches Regal and threw him into one of the office walls and Regal went INTO it. He then attacked Donnie B but the HWF owner was ready for him and had a chair handy. “Ok Orton. You’ve done it now. Until Regal is back up and running, you are hereby SUSPENDED without pay AND this little outburst just cost you ANY hope you ever had of getting ANY title shot from here on out. Stop and think before you act. Your next action will determine if you will even have a job. Now get out. Don’t call us…we’ll call you.” Orton stomped out of the room.
Edge then walked in and asked what about Lashley. DB told him to find Mr. Meyers as he is in the building tonight. He’ll give you an answer.
Both MW3 and the Super Warrior have been on losing streaks as of late. They both are needing to find some inspiration to get themselves back on track. At the same time, Hogan and Flair have been complaining about not getting any air time. Before the attack, Regal made a match between the 4 men.
The tag team match between MW3 and the Super Warrior and the team of Hogan and Flair ended up going to a 30 minute draw. Both Hogan and Flair got pins but their opponents managed to continue making the save. Hogan and Flair dominated the bout but just couldn’t get the job done. Hogan and Flair are still demanding a tag team title shot so we’ll see what Regal thinks when he comes back.
In other news, the Negronomicon has expressed is unhappiness with his current contract (what a shocker!). Too bad Donnie B nor William Regal will give him the time of day. Good for them.
In our first piece of news regarding a match at Wrestlemania is that we have our first match confirmed for the show: The Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in the Cell. Undertaker has stated that he has a grudge to settle with his former boss. He also acknowledged that if he is still holding a title when Wrestlemania comes around, he will defend the title on the same show. Also, the second Texas Holdem Tournament will be taking place the night before. We will have a great turnout.
Rey Mysterio is the #1 contender for the CSWA World title. Bobby Lashley, the US Champion, challenges Mysterio for that shot. Mysterio says he will accept provided Lashley puts the US title on the line. Bobby accepts and states that if he cannot beat Mysterio, he will retire from the sport. In 7 minutes, Bobby dominates Rey and pins him after a vicious boot to the gut.
As noted earlier, Super Warrior has been on a bit of a losing streak and he cut this promo for us: “Misterrrrrrr Kennedyyyy!!! Every superhero has his kryptonite and it seems you have found mine. The horrific sounds coming from that enormous orifice in your face is enough to weaken even the strongest of heroes but make no mistake you big-mouthed buffoon, I will find a way to eventually win the day in the end like every good hero does!”
After hearing this, Mr. Kennedy did indeed have a reply for the Super Warrior: “Warrior? HA. Super? HA HA. You really are Super though…a Super Joke. How many times did I beat you? 3 times in the span of a couple of months. You’re not even a blip on my radar. But I suppose you still want to take on the Master, don’t you? So how about this? I will give you ONE last match – I’ll even make it no DQ. You win, you become the champ. I of course, would get my rematch so I’m not worried about that. If you lose though, you will never challenge for any title that I currently hold OR am in contention for. What do you say? Are you up to the challenge or will you go slink back down to the rock you’ve been hiding under? I await your reply with anticipation….well, actually no. It’s up to you Super Joke.”
We are waiting on a reply from the Super Warrior at this time.
Stay tuned as the buildup for Wrestlemania continue….
After not getting any air-time, the Hurricane has asked to be let out of his contract. We wish him the best in all that he decides to pursue. With the departure of the Hurricane, that allowed for one spot in the texas holdem tournament to be filled. None other than Tommy “Wildfire” Rich stepped up and took that spot.
In the back, Donnie B was hanging out in the VIP room and he was approached by Edge. “Hey Mr. B. How’s it going?” Donnie B replied “Good Edge. What can I do for you?” “Well” Edge continued, “you know that at the PPV, I defeated Bobby Lashley to become the US Champion. I’m wondering if you could use your influence and get me another match.” “Well, I don’t have any control at all in the CSWA and William Regal is the GM so you may want to speak with him directly.” “Thanks Mr. B. I will go talk with Mr. Regal. I appreciate it and congrats again on your win.” Edge leaves and Donnie B kicks back and relaxes with his title.
William Regal comes in and sits down with Donnie B. DB tells William about the conversation he just had with Edge. “You know, my good man, I still don’t think I’m getting the respect that I should be as GM.” “Oh, I don’t know about that,” Donnie B said. “I think Edge just wanted me to pull some strings but I think he really knows better.” One topic they talked about is that Donnie B is number one contender for X-Division title. He is told by William Regal that if he accepts the shot and loses, he must give AJ a shot at the World Title. Donnie B asks if he can give the shot away to someone of his choosing. Regal says he will think on it.
At this point, Randy Orton walked in. “I see how it is. The two of you are just conspiring against me…holding me back. Well, I’m here to tell you this Mr. GM; Mr HWF owner. I’m not taking it anymore. I am tired of getting screwed over by the two of you. Yeah, DB, I know you are pulling Regal’s strings here so don’t play dumb.” Regal interrupted “Listen here you toe-jam maggot, I am in charge – not Mr. B. I make the matches, I pull the strings of puppets such as yourself. You will listen to me or you will pay the penalty.” At this point, Orton sucker punches Regal and threw him into one of the office walls and Regal went INTO it. He then attacked Donnie B but the HWF owner was ready for him and had a chair handy. “Ok Orton. You’ve done it now. Until Regal is back up and running, you are hereby SUSPENDED without pay AND this little outburst just cost you ANY hope you ever had of getting ANY title shot from here on out. Stop and think before you act. Your next action will determine if you will even have a job. Now get out. Don’t call us…we’ll call you.” Orton stomped out of the room.
Edge then walked in and asked what about Lashley. DB told him to find Mr. Meyers as he is in the building tonight. He’ll give you an answer.
Both MW3 and the Super Warrior have been on losing streaks as of late. They both are needing to find some inspiration to get themselves back on track. At the same time, Hogan and Flair have been complaining about not getting any air time. Before the attack, Regal made a match between the 4 men.
The tag team match between MW3 and the Super Warrior and the team of Hogan and Flair ended up going to a 30 minute draw. Both Hogan and Flair got pins but their opponents managed to continue making the save. Hogan and Flair dominated the bout but just couldn’t get the job done. Hogan and Flair are still demanding a tag team title shot so we’ll see what Regal thinks when he comes back.
In other news, the Negronomicon has expressed is unhappiness with his current contract (what a shocker!). Too bad Donnie B nor William Regal will give him the time of day. Good for them.
In our first piece of news regarding a match at Wrestlemania is that we have our first match confirmed for the show: The Undertaker vs. Negronomicon in a Hell in the Cell. Undertaker has stated that he has a grudge to settle with his former boss. He also acknowledged that if he is still holding a title when Wrestlemania comes around, he will defend the title on the same show. Also, the second Texas Holdem Tournament will be taking place the night before. We will have a great turnout.
Rey Mysterio is the #1 contender for the CSWA World title. Bobby Lashley, the US Champion, challenges Mysterio for that shot. Mysterio says he will accept provided Lashley puts the US title on the line. Bobby accepts and states that if he cannot beat Mysterio, he will retire from the sport. In 7 minutes, Bobby dominates Rey and pins him after a vicious boot to the gut.
As noted earlier, Super Warrior has been on a bit of a losing streak and he cut this promo for us: “Misterrrrrrr Kennedyyyy!!! Every superhero has his kryptonite and it seems you have found mine. The horrific sounds coming from that enormous orifice in your face is enough to weaken even the strongest of heroes but make no mistake you big-mouthed buffoon, I will find a way to eventually win the day in the end like every good hero does!”
After hearing this, Mr. Kennedy did indeed have a reply for the Super Warrior: “Warrior? HA. Super? HA HA. You really are Super though…a Super Joke. How many times did I beat you? 3 times in the span of a couple of months. You’re not even a blip on my radar. But I suppose you still want to take on the Master, don’t you? So how about this? I will give you ONE last match – I’ll even make it no DQ. You win, you become the champ. I of course, would get my rematch so I’m not worried about that. If you lose though, you will never challenge for any title that I currently hold OR am in contention for. What do you say? Are you up to the challenge or will you go slink back down to the rock you’ve been hiding under? I await your reply with anticipation….well, actually no. It’s up to you Super Joke.”
We are waiting on a reply from the Super Warrior at this time.
Stay tuned as the buildup for Wrestlemania continue….
Monday, February 22, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 2.6 – Night of Champions PPV
Hello fans. Welcome to our second PPV of the year – Night of Champions. We are honored to begin our show with the introduction of two legends from this sport – Michael PS Hayes and Kevin Von Erich. Both men come out to “Badstreet USA” blaring over the speakers. Kevin was doing a little jig walking down to the ring with Hayes. Kevin got on the mic first and thanked the fans for supporting him and his family throughout their careers. Kevin recaps about his brothers’ accomplishments and lays white roses in the ring – one for each member of his family that has passed away. Michael takes over and says that the fans here can’t compare to those from his day. The fans now only want to see “Oh Sh!t” moments and couldn’t appreciate what they did in the past – working 60 minute matches and coming back the next day for more. He then says that the fans of today are actually really smart and at least no one (in recent memory) has tried to really hurt him for beating up the beloved Von Erichs in the ring. Kevin and Michael reminisce for a couple of more minutes and then Michael says that he has an announcement to make. For one night only, Kevin and Michael will come out of retirement to face the no-good rat-skunk Negronomicon in the ring. Both men are actually looking forward to it. They thank the fans and then Kevin stops and says he gets to announce the first match of the evening. It will be HWF World Champion Christian taking on The Original Big Daddy Donnie B.
Donnie B comes to the ring first followed by Christian. Christian shows Donnie B the title and then hands it to the ref. The bell rings. Christian starts off with an inverted DDT but Donnie B hits a superplex. Christian hits a dropkick and then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Christian goes for the one man concerto but Donnie B gets out of the way. Donnie B is tossed out of the ring but hops back in at 2. He then hits another superplex on the champ and goes for a pin. Christian kicks out at 2. Christian hits a flapjack but Donnie B hits another superplex. Christian hits another DDT and Donnie B hits a flying dropkick. Donnie B connects with another superplex and makes the cover. The ref counts 1….2…..3. Donnie B has just defeated Christian to become the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Unbelievable. Christian is no longer the longest reigning champion so he does not get an immediate rematch.
Our second match on the card is MW3 taking on MVP. MVP starts off strong hitting a facebreaker knee smash. MW3 comes back with an insuguri. MW3 hits a swinging neckbreaker and MVP hits a snap scoop powerslam. MW3 then hits the MW3 driver but MVP rolls out of the ring to prevent a pin attempt. After messing around outside the ring, he eventually makes it back in. He locks in a three quarter facelock ending MW3 offensive run. MVP follows it up with a snap overhead belly to belly suplex. MW3 hits a MW2 kneelift out of nowhere and goes for the pin. MVP kicks out at 2. MW3 hits a reverse neckbreaker but MVP hits a snap scoop powerslam. MVP hits a big running boot. MVP then hits the drive by and goes for a pin but MW3 kicks out at 2. MVP hits the drive by again for another 2 count. An MW3 superkick is met by a playmaker from MVP. MVP tries to toss MW3 out of the ring but that is nullified. MW3 goes to offer friendship but kicks MVP in the groin. MVP answers with a dragon screw. MVP locks in the three quarter facelock and turns it into a pin. With his feet on the ropes, MVP gets the 1-2-3. MVP is the winner of this match.
The third match is brother vs. brother with Matt Hardy taking on his brother Jeff. This did not go long at all. In 5 minutes, Matt beat Jeff after hitting him with a flying clothesline.
The Undisputed Champion and current North American Champion Samoa Joe came out to defend the title against Mick Foley. Mick controlled the majority of the match until at the 11 minute mark, Joe tossed Mick to the outside. He followed him out and hit a muscle buster right on the steel steps. Joe rolled back in and waited for the 10 count. Mick was not able to make it back in the ring and ended up getting counted out. Joe retains the NA title.
Up next is the Super Warrior taking on Mr. Kennedy for the Cruiserweight title. As the bell rang, Kennedy jumped out of the ring and started to walk away. He was in the process of getting counted out but William Regal came out and told the ref to stop counting. Obviously Mr. Kennedy didn’t get the memo. This match is a no countout / DQ match. He needed to get back in the ring so this bout could continue. Kennedy hit the mic check right off the bat and SW never came back from it. Kennedy controlled the match and SW did very little but take the abuse and kick out of pin attempts. In 20 minutes, Kennedy gets the win after hitting an inverted superplex. Kennedy retains the Cruiserweight title.
Our first tag team match of the night is up and it is DX taking on CM Punk and Sting. HHH and CM Punk started off this match. HHH tagged out early and Michaels stayed in for the majority of the match. This match went 18 minutes and Shawn fell victim to the Shining Wizard. CM Punk and Sting are the winners of this match. It is very possible they may be getting a title match soon.
Our second tag match is the Dudley’s defending the World Tag Team titles against Cryme Tyme. In 18 minutes, the Dudley’s are victorious and retain the titles after Bubba hit a nasty bodyslam on JTG.
Next up was Fit Finley taking on the Big Show. In 8 ½ minutes, Big Show tosses Finley out of the ring and Finley is unable to make it back into the ring. Big Show gets the win via countout.
Out next comes our guest host wrestlers Michael Hayes and Kevin Von Erich. They called down the Negronomicon for the next match. Negronomicon came out and said that there was no way he was going to wrestle in a handicap match. “I’ll tell you old fogies something…one of you can get your ass kicked here tonight. I don’t care which. Flip a coin.” So they did and the winning flip goes to Michael PS Hayes. Hayes starts off with his funky strut and N bitch slaps him. Hayes locks in a grinding headlock which N reverses and hits a flying elbow. Michael then hits a boot to the gut of N. A big bodyslam from Hayes and N is screaming in pain (ala old school Eddie Gilbert). N tosses Hayes out of the ring but Kevin helps him back in and Hayes hits the Hot’lanta suplex and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 2. N hits a flying elbow. Hayes hits a freefall legdrop and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Hayes hits a bodyslam and N kicks him in the gut. Hayes goes to the ropes and doesn’t do anything so N hits him with a flying elbow. Another bodyslam from Hayes and N hits a dragon suplex. N goes for the gutbusta suplex off the ropes but Hayes nullifies it. Hayes hits another freefall legdrop but just gets a 2 count. Hayes lands a fist drop and goes for a pin but N kicks out. N hits a snap suplex and goes for a pin but the slow count ref only gives him 2. N hits the black doom and goes for the pin but Kevin Von Erich pulls the ref out. What the heck? Kevin gets in the ring and rocks N with some discuss punches and then locks in the CLAW. N is screaming in pain and trying to tap out but there is no ref. Kevin gets out of the ring and helps the ref back in apologizing for what he did. Hayes hits a Grits Smash and goes for a cover. With some pulling of the tights and his feet on the ropes, he gets the 1-2-3. Michael Hayes (with an assist from Kevin Von Erich) gets the win. Hayes starts going on about how he did it all alone and this ticks off Kevin. Kevin then discuss punches Hayes and puts the Claw on him. Hayes is screaming in the ring and taps out. The ref, clueless as to what is going on, rings the bell again and raises Kevin’s hand in victory. Hayes and Von Erich leave separately.
Next up is Batista taking on Kurt Angle. This match goes 12 minutes and in the end, the power of Batista is just too much for the former Olympic hero and Kurt fails to kick out after a devastating Batista Bomb.
CSWA World Champion Booker T is out next taking on Chris Jericho. In 18 minutes of serious ass kicking, Booker T gets the win and will go on to meet HWF World Champion Donnie B to see who will meet Samoa Joe at the end of the night.
AJ Styles is up next defending his newly won X-Division title against the Kraken. Styles starts off with a armlock facebuster but Kraken hits a piledriver. AJ then tosses the Kraken to the outside but he is back in at 8. Styles hits a flying dropkick. Styles hits a spin kick and Kraken tosses him to the outside. AJ is back in at 7. AJ hits a gutbuster and then goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out. The Kraken then tosses AJ into the corner. He follows him in and tries to kick AJ in the groin but AJ reverses it and hits a spin kick. He goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. AJ hits another gut buster but Kraken tosses him to the outside. He is back in by 8. AJ tosses the Kraken out but he is back in at 7 and locks in a figure four leglock. AJ doesn’t tap. AJ hits another gut buster and goes for a pin and a 2 count. AJ hits a spin kick and goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. The Kraken locks in a headlock but AJ hits the Styles’ Clash but the Kraken is close to the ropes so there is only a 1 count. They go back and forth and eventually AJ hits a Style’s Clash and gets the 1-2-3. AJ retains the X-division title.
CSWA TV Champ John Cena is out to defend the title against the former title holder Ted Dibiasi Jr. This one goes 11 minutes and after leaving a boot imprint on the face of Ted, Cena makes the cover and gets the win. Cena retains the TV title.
Next is the battle of the World Champions. HWF Champ Donnie B is taking on CSWA Booker T. In the shortest match of the night, Booker hits a spinning smash but Donnie B tosses Booker out of the ring. DB handcuffs Booker to the ringside post. Booker is freaking out. Donnie B ends up with the win via countout and will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Championship.
CSWA US Champion Bobby Lashley is up next against Edge. This one goes 18 minutes and in the third biggest shocker of the night, Edge defeats Bobby Lashley to win the US title. Lashley, the longest reigning champion, demands a rematch. Edge tries to refuse but William Regal comes out and makes the match. In 4 minutes, Edge ends up getting counted out and Lashley wins via CO but doesn’t win the title. Lashley was a tad upset here and demanded Regal come out to clear it up. Regal came out and agreed with Lashley that Edge took a shortcut and it would not fly. He said that Lashley and Edge will meet again but this time in a steel cage. In a brutal and bloody 18 minute battle, Lashley pins Edge with a football tackle into the cage wall. Bobby then climbs out of the ring and is declared the winner of the match and once again, the US Champion.
Our second to last match is the Undertaker taking on Randy Orton for the Intercontinental title. Regal came out before the match began and said that he didn’t want what happened earlier to happen in this match so this match and the final one of the night would all be steel cage matches. In 16 minutes, Randy puts the Undertaker down with an RKO that followed a catapult into the cage wall. Randy then made for the door and made it out becoming the new HWF Intercontinental Champion.
The Undertaker then demanded his rematch immediately. As soon as the bell rang, a masked person ran down to the ring and threw in a chain to the Undertaker. Taker then choked the holy hell out of Orton. He then chained Orton to the cage wall. Undertaker then nailed a big boot. He then climbed over the cage wall and a trapped Orton had nowhere to go. Undertaker regains the IC title in 3 minutes with the escape out of the cage.
The final match of the night is for the Undisputed Championship held by Samoa Joe taking on The Original Big Daddy Donnie B. Joe immediately goes to the top of the cage and hits a flying double elbow to the groin. Donnie B is not moving. Joe makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. He then walks out of the cage and is declared the winner of the match and still the Undisputed Champion at the 1 minute mark.
That is all for now. Goodnight everyone.
Donnie B comes to the ring first followed by Christian. Christian shows Donnie B the title and then hands it to the ref. The bell rings. Christian starts off with an inverted DDT but Donnie B hits a superplex. Christian hits a dropkick and then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Christian goes for the one man concerto but Donnie B gets out of the way. Donnie B is tossed out of the ring but hops back in at 2. He then hits another superplex on the champ and goes for a pin. Christian kicks out at 2. Christian hits a flapjack but Donnie B hits another superplex. Christian hits another DDT and Donnie B hits a flying dropkick. Donnie B connects with another superplex and makes the cover. The ref counts 1….2…..3. Donnie B has just defeated Christian to become the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Unbelievable. Christian is no longer the longest reigning champion so he does not get an immediate rematch.
Our second match on the card is MW3 taking on MVP. MVP starts off strong hitting a facebreaker knee smash. MW3 comes back with an insuguri. MW3 hits a swinging neckbreaker and MVP hits a snap scoop powerslam. MW3 then hits the MW3 driver but MVP rolls out of the ring to prevent a pin attempt. After messing around outside the ring, he eventually makes it back in. He locks in a three quarter facelock ending MW3 offensive run. MVP follows it up with a snap overhead belly to belly suplex. MW3 hits a MW2 kneelift out of nowhere and goes for the pin. MVP kicks out at 2. MW3 hits a reverse neckbreaker but MVP hits a snap scoop powerslam. MVP hits a big running boot. MVP then hits the drive by and goes for a pin but MW3 kicks out at 2. MVP hits the drive by again for another 2 count. An MW3 superkick is met by a playmaker from MVP. MVP tries to toss MW3 out of the ring but that is nullified. MW3 goes to offer friendship but kicks MVP in the groin. MVP answers with a dragon screw. MVP locks in the three quarter facelock and turns it into a pin. With his feet on the ropes, MVP gets the 1-2-3. MVP is the winner of this match.
The third match is brother vs. brother with Matt Hardy taking on his brother Jeff. This did not go long at all. In 5 minutes, Matt beat Jeff after hitting him with a flying clothesline.
The Undisputed Champion and current North American Champion Samoa Joe came out to defend the title against Mick Foley. Mick controlled the majority of the match until at the 11 minute mark, Joe tossed Mick to the outside. He followed him out and hit a muscle buster right on the steel steps. Joe rolled back in and waited for the 10 count. Mick was not able to make it back in the ring and ended up getting counted out. Joe retains the NA title.
Up next is the Super Warrior taking on Mr. Kennedy for the Cruiserweight title. As the bell rang, Kennedy jumped out of the ring and started to walk away. He was in the process of getting counted out but William Regal came out and told the ref to stop counting. Obviously Mr. Kennedy didn’t get the memo. This match is a no countout / DQ match. He needed to get back in the ring so this bout could continue. Kennedy hit the mic check right off the bat and SW never came back from it. Kennedy controlled the match and SW did very little but take the abuse and kick out of pin attempts. In 20 minutes, Kennedy gets the win after hitting an inverted superplex. Kennedy retains the Cruiserweight title.
Our first tag team match of the night is up and it is DX taking on CM Punk and Sting. HHH and CM Punk started off this match. HHH tagged out early and Michaels stayed in for the majority of the match. This match went 18 minutes and Shawn fell victim to the Shining Wizard. CM Punk and Sting are the winners of this match. It is very possible they may be getting a title match soon.
Our second tag match is the Dudley’s defending the World Tag Team titles against Cryme Tyme. In 18 minutes, the Dudley’s are victorious and retain the titles after Bubba hit a nasty bodyslam on JTG.
Next up was Fit Finley taking on the Big Show. In 8 ½ minutes, Big Show tosses Finley out of the ring and Finley is unable to make it back into the ring. Big Show gets the win via countout.
Out next comes our guest host wrestlers Michael Hayes and Kevin Von Erich. They called down the Negronomicon for the next match. Negronomicon came out and said that there was no way he was going to wrestle in a handicap match. “I’ll tell you old fogies something…one of you can get your ass kicked here tonight. I don’t care which. Flip a coin.” So they did and the winning flip goes to Michael PS Hayes. Hayes starts off with his funky strut and N bitch slaps him. Hayes locks in a grinding headlock which N reverses and hits a flying elbow. Michael then hits a boot to the gut of N. A big bodyslam from Hayes and N is screaming in pain (ala old school Eddie Gilbert). N tosses Hayes out of the ring but Kevin helps him back in and Hayes hits the Hot’lanta suplex and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 2. N hits a flying elbow. Hayes hits a freefall legdrop and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Hayes hits a bodyslam and N kicks him in the gut. Hayes goes to the ropes and doesn’t do anything so N hits him with a flying elbow. Another bodyslam from Hayes and N hits a dragon suplex. N goes for the gutbusta suplex off the ropes but Hayes nullifies it. Hayes hits another freefall legdrop but just gets a 2 count. Hayes lands a fist drop and goes for a pin but N kicks out. N hits a snap suplex and goes for a pin but the slow count ref only gives him 2. N hits the black doom and goes for the pin but Kevin Von Erich pulls the ref out. What the heck? Kevin gets in the ring and rocks N with some discuss punches and then locks in the CLAW. N is screaming in pain and trying to tap out but there is no ref. Kevin gets out of the ring and helps the ref back in apologizing for what he did. Hayes hits a Grits Smash and goes for a cover. With some pulling of the tights and his feet on the ropes, he gets the 1-2-3. Michael Hayes (with an assist from Kevin Von Erich) gets the win. Hayes starts going on about how he did it all alone and this ticks off Kevin. Kevin then discuss punches Hayes and puts the Claw on him. Hayes is screaming in the ring and taps out. The ref, clueless as to what is going on, rings the bell again and raises Kevin’s hand in victory. Hayes and Von Erich leave separately.
Next up is Batista taking on Kurt Angle. This match goes 12 minutes and in the end, the power of Batista is just too much for the former Olympic hero and Kurt fails to kick out after a devastating Batista Bomb.
CSWA World Champion Booker T is out next taking on Chris Jericho. In 18 minutes of serious ass kicking, Booker T gets the win and will go on to meet HWF World Champion Donnie B to see who will meet Samoa Joe at the end of the night.
AJ Styles is up next defending his newly won X-Division title against the Kraken. Styles starts off with a armlock facebuster but Kraken hits a piledriver. AJ then tosses the Kraken to the outside but he is back in at 8. Styles hits a flying dropkick. Styles hits a spin kick and Kraken tosses him to the outside. AJ is back in at 7. AJ hits a gutbuster and then goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out. The Kraken then tosses AJ into the corner. He follows him in and tries to kick AJ in the groin but AJ reverses it and hits a spin kick. He goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. AJ hits another gut buster but Kraken tosses him to the outside. He is back in by 8. AJ tosses the Kraken out but he is back in at 7 and locks in a figure four leglock. AJ doesn’t tap. AJ hits another gut buster and goes for a pin and a 2 count. AJ hits a spin kick and goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. The Kraken locks in a headlock but AJ hits the Styles’ Clash but the Kraken is close to the ropes so there is only a 1 count. They go back and forth and eventually AJ hits a Style’s Clash and gets the 1-2-3. AJ retains the X-division title.
CSWA TV Champ John Cena is out to defend the title against the former title holder Ted Dibiasi Jr. This one goes 11 minutes and after leaving a boot imprint on the face of Ted, Cena makes the cover and gets the win. Cena retains the TV title.
Next is the battle of the World Champions. HWF Champ Donnie B is taking on CSWA Booker T. In the shortest match of the night, Booker hits a spinning smash but Donnie B tosses Booker out of the ring. DB handcuffs Booker to the ringside post. Booker is freaking out. Donnie B ends up with the win via countout and will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Championship.
CSWA US Champion Bobby Lashley is up next against Edge. This one goes 18 minutes and in the third biggest shocker of the night, Edge defeats Bobby Lashley to win the US title. Lashley, the longest reigning champion, demands a rematch. Edge tries to refuse but William Regal comes out and makes the match. In 4 minutes, Edge ends up getting counted out and Lashley wins via CO but doesn’t win the title. Lashley was a tad upset here and demanded Regal come out to clear it up. Regal came out and agreed with Lashley that Edge took a shortcut and it would not fly. He said that Lashley and Edge will meet again but this time in a steel cage. In a brutal and bloody 18 minute battle, Lashley pins Edge with a football tackle into the cage wall. Bobby then climbs out of the ring and is declared the winner of the match and once again, the US Champion.
Our second to last match is the Undertaker taking on Randy Orton for the Intercontinental title. Regal came out before the match began and said that he didn’t want what happened earlier to happen in this match so this match and the final one of the night would all be steel cage matches. In 16 minutes, Randy puts the Undertaker down with an RKO that followed a catapult into the cage wall. Randy then made for the door and made it out becoming the new HWF Intercontinental Champion.
The Undertaker then demanded his rematch immediately. As soon as the bell rang, a masked person ran down to the ring and threw in a chain to the Undertaker. Taker then choked the holy hell out of Orton. He then chained Orton to the cage wall. Undertaker then nailed a big boot. He then climbed over the cage wall and a trapped Orton had nowhere to go. Undertaker regains the IC title in 3 minutes with the escape out of the cage.
The final match of the night is for the Undisputed Championship held by Samoa Joe taking on The Original Big Daddy Donnie B. Joe immediately goes to the top of the cage and hits a flying double elbow to the groin. Donnie B is not moving. Joe makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. He then walks out of the cage and is declared the winner of the match and still the Undisputed Champion at the 1 minute mark.
That is all for now. Goodnight everyone.
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