HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2021 #890 – 3/10

Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  We are quickly closing on issue #900 but for now, we continue our build up to April’s 3 day PPV – Critical Mass.

 

Our show begins backstage in the office of GM Max McGillicutty, we see a board laid out with tonight’s matches.  We see that Ladies Champion Korbi Kong is teaming with Violet Valkyrie to take on ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito and J9.  Korbi walks in and says that Violet is missing.  She texted she was on her way but has not shown up yet.  Max says it’s probably just traffic and bad cell coverage.

 

Pyro goes off kicking off today’s show.  First out is 5^th Column member Baron von Blood.  He is booed heavily as he makes his way to the ring.  He flips off the fans which just gets them more riled up.  He gets into the ring and continues to taunt the fans until the music changes and out comes Derek Deveraux.  He gets a nice pop from the local crowd as he makes his way ringside.  He gets into the ring only to be ambushed by the Baron.  The ambush took all the wind out of Derek’s sails as he was fortunate to get in only 3 offensive moves.  Baron von Blood dominated even though Derek managed to hit the Whiplash and went for a pin only for Baron to kick right out.  Baron turned up the heat and eventually locked in the Brain Klaw and he got Derek to tap out.  Baron von Blood gets the win in dominating fashion.  (12 min)

 

The World Champion the Wicked Prophet makes his way out and responds to losing the crown. “Everyone knows Ragin Cajun is not truly worthy of the Crown. I was dominating the Hell in the Cell match, it was more like a stroll in the park. The Bumbling Bayou Bastard and that diabolical Buzz Steel won’t know what hit ‘em. VENGENCE WILL BE MINE!  In regards to challengers to my title, no one is worthy.”  Davis Hoffmeister comes out stating he’s a multi-title holder and Prophet calls him a multi-time has been.  Prophet tells Davis to put his career on the line.  Davis agrees.

 

Our next match is ready to being.  The winner gets the next shot at the World Tag Team titles held by Dash Woodbrick and Apollo Gyze.  First, Buzz and Starbuck Steel – the Steel Curtain come out to a huge pop from the crowd.  They get their time to interact with the fans.  Next, The Regulators – Mule and Mammoth – come out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  They make their way down to the ring and enter.  We don’t have to wait long for the match to begin.  This one went longer than expected with the Regulators taking the fight to the Steel Curtain.  At the 14 minute mark, Mammoth got injured after eating a superkick from Buzz that sent him over the top rope crashing to the floor. This left Mule to take on the Steel Curtain.  He did pretty well dropping Buzz with a DDT and going for the pin.  Starbuck made the save.  Starbuck is tagged in.  Mule drops Starbuck with an inverted superplex.  He goes for the pin but Buzz made the save.  The Curtain tried to double team Mule but he reversed it sending Buzz to the outside and hitting Starbuck with another inverted superplex.  He went for the cover and Buzz barely made it in for the save.  Buzz is tagged in and Mule immediately drops him with a DDT.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The Regulators get the win and be meeting Apollo and Dash in a week. (18 min)

 

The Banker is backstage with his manager Ruth Heartless and he says that he’s taking it all home tonight.  He’s making a special deposit to ensure maximum withdrawal.

 

Ladies Champion Korbi Kong comes to the ring and the fans pop.  She gets on the mic and says that her tag team partner Violet Valkyrie has gone missing.  She knows that Maxine and J9 had something to do with that.  She is interrupted by ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito who comes out mockingly crying. “Oh, what’s the matter?  Your widdle friend left you high and dry?”  She begins to laugh.  J9 says that Violet is and will always be a non-factor.  J9 tells Korbi that it looks as if she’s on her own in this handicap match.  The 2 ladies begin laughing until music hits and out comes Catalina Harper.  Catalina tells Korbi that if she wants a partner in this match, she’d be happy to step up.  Korbi welcomes her to the ring.  Once in the ring, the match begins.  Korbi and Catalina worked well together and nullified the threat that Maxine and J9 thought they had.   J9 had a near win when she locked Catalina in a modified STF but Catalina made it to the ropes to break the hold.  She immediately hit J9 with the Cat’s Meow and went for the pin but Maxine broke the attempt before a one count.  J9 tags out to Maxine who comes in and mocks Catalina.  Just then, the fans popped as Violet Valkyrie rushed out carrying a chair.  J9 saw her coming and immediately took off.  Violet dropped the chair and chased her through the crowd.  Maxine, stunned that her partner left her, turned around into a Jaw Jacker from Catalina.  She went for the pin and got the 1-2-3.  Korbi and Catalina get the win.  Maxine struggled to her feet and continued her smack talk only for Korbi to hit her with a flying dropkick that sent Maxine to the floor.  Catalina and the Ladies Champion celebrated while Maxine muttered to herself on the walk to the back.  (14 min)

 

We cut to the back with TV Champion Texas Wildfire.  TW says he and the Banker have had a history and a lot of it revolved around the TV title.  Wildfire tells the Banker that he, like the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiasi before him, that money can’t buy everything and tonight, that check the Banker is trying to cut will bounce.

 

Also backstage in his dressing room, Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister is pacing.  He says tonight is make it or break it for him.  Either he unseats Prophet and takes the World title or he’s done.  He’s held multiple titles in HCW and tonight, he gets another belt for the shelf.  Davis says that when you back an animal into a corner, you’d better be prepared for what comes next.

 

It’s time for the TV title defense.  First, the Banker and Ruth Heartless come out to “Money, money, money, moneeeeeeeey” plays and they are booed loudly.  He doesn’t seem to care.  He just pats his briefcase and continues walking to the ring.  He hands the briefcase to Ruth who remains on the outside of the ring.  The music changes and out comes TV Champion Texas Wildfire.  The fans give him probably the loudest pop of the night so far.  He high fives the fans and makes his way to the ring.  Before he can enter, he is blindsided by Dr. Red Fang who hurls him into the steel post and the steel steps repeatedly.  Wildfire is busted open, battered and bruised.  Fang picks him up and nails a Transylvania Piledriver on the floor.  Wildfire is out.  Fang picks up the body and rolls him into the ring.  Ruth demands the time keeper ring the bell to get this one started. 

 

Texas Wildfire is on defense for 3 more rounds.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker executes a FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER....

 

Texas Wildfire attempts to defend against FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is on defense for 2 more rounds.

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker executes a FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER....

 

Texas Wildfire attempts to defend against FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is on defense for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker executes a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER....

 

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

 

The Banker is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Texas Wildfire was pinned by The Banker!!!

 

 

The Banker wins with a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER over Texas Wildfire!!!

 

The Banker gets the win and steals the TV title.  Unbelievable.  I am sure that Texas Wildfire will want to get even with Fang.  The Banker and Ruth stand tall with the title while the fans boo.  Eventually, they leave.  Wildfire had to be helped to the back by medics.  He refused to get on a gurney.

 

Backstage, the World Champion the Wicked Prophet says that one by one, all the ‘humpty dumpties’ will fall off the wall and shatter leaving them a broken mess and an afterthought.  Prophet laughs when he says that Drew the Canadian Love Machine is gone and ‘the Hoff’ will be next.

 

It’s time for our Main Event.  First, Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister comes out to a very loud pop from the crowd.  He walks to the ring and shakes hands with the fans along the way.  He climbs the steps and enters the ring.  He begins doing some light stretches.  The music changes and out comes the World Champion the Wicked Prophet.  Prophet is booed heavily and as he walked to the ring, fans threw their stuffed (soft plush) Masked Banana toys at him.  He just laughed at them.  He climbed into the ring and got into Davis’ face holding the World Title right in front of him.  He stepped back and handed the title to the ref.  Before the bell could ring, GM Max McGillicutty came out.  He said that the importance of this match could not be decided on a single fall so he was making this a ‘Best of 3 falls – 60 minute match’.  The bell then rang to get this one going.

 

The first fall goes to Davis Hoffmeister who managed to reverse a SMITE and put the champion down with a piledriver.  16 minutes elapsed; 44 remaining.

 

The second fall goes to the Champion the Wicked Prophet who hit the Devil’s Snare at the 17 minute mark. 

 

We now join the 3^rd and final fall – 27 minutes remaining.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a CHOKE IN CORNER....

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a PILEDRIVER....

 

The Wicked Prophet neutralizes PILEDRIVER.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

The Wicked Prophet absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC/TT

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a ROUNDHOUSE KICK....

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

The Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister does not submit!

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a HOLLYWOOD CLUTCH (CAMEL)....

 

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.

 

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a GNASHING OF THE TEETH....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister neutralizes GNASHING OF THE TEETH.

 

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a SMITE....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister attempts to defend against SMITE but is unsuccessful.

 

The Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.

 

The Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister does not submit!

 

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....

 

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister absorbs the punishment.

 

The Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister was pinned by The Wicked Prophet!!!

 

 

The Wicked Prophet wins with the UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION over Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister!!!

 

Wicked Prophet gets the win in a very hard fought battle.  Prophet takes his title from the ref, looks and Davis and then turns and leaves.  Davis eventually makes it to his feet and the fans begin a “Thank you Davis” chant.  The Hoff makes his way up the ramp, turns and waves to the fans before disappearing behind the curtain.

 

Wow, two retirement matches and two veterans gone.  It seems that the Wicked Prophet is becoming a ‘Legend Killer’.  Who will stop him?

 

Stay tuned.

 

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2021 #889 - 3/3

Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  Our show will end with the coronation of our new King – the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  We have an exciting show for you today so without further ado, let’s get this one moving.

 

Pyro goes off and out comes Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  He is booed as he marches down to the ring.  He gets in and says that Jack agreed to give him one last match and this time, he will make it count.  He looks and sees that Lumber Lounge fan he attacked at the last show sitting in the front row center at ringside.  He glares at Drew.  Drew dismisses him.  He says that he is so confident he will win tonight, he will even put his career on the line.  However, since HCW isn’t big enough for him and Jack, their match will be the loser must retire.  Jack Lumber comes out to a huge pop from the crowd

 

Drew asks for one last match against Jack.  If he loses tonight, he will retire.  Drew should lose and retire from HCW.  He makes amends with Jack and goes out to a pop from the crowd.  Jack says that if he has to put his career on the line then the person who loses must say “I Quit”.  It’s announced that their match is now an “I Quit” rules match.  You can’t be pinned or counted out; you must say those words in order for the match to end.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that they are not up next.  He has the lineup already set and these two will be on later in the show.  He asks for both men to head to the back and refrain from any attacks or he will fire someone on the spot.  Jack leaves first followed by Drew.

 

First up is to determine the #1 contender to the TV title.  First, Matches Malone comes out to a small pop from the crowd.  Once there, the music changes and we hear “Everyone has a Price…for the Banker” and the briefcase-wielding Banker comes out with his manager Ruth Heartless.  The duo are booed heavily as they make their way to the ring.  The Banker is caught off-guard and Malone dominates for 7 solid minutes only allowing the Banker to get in 2 offensive moves.  The Banker finally got desperate and threw Malone out of the ring.  He then distracted the ref while Ruth blasted Malone with the briefcase.  She ran back to her corner when the ref turned around and began the count.  He reached 10 and counted Malone out.  He awards the match to the Banker who is now the #1 contender for the TV title.  (7 ½ min)

 

Backstage, the Steel Curtain are being interviewed.  Buzz says that he had his shot at the crown taken from him by the Wicked Prophet so it was only fair for him to return the favor.   He says he really didn’t want the burden of the crown but appreciates the championships they’ve won in the past as what will come in the future.  Starbuck says that they will continue to reign as the 6 Man Tag Team Champions until a better team unseats them but hasn’t seen much from the current roster.  Tommy Lightning storms in and says that he is going to find new teammates and he wants a shot at the 6 man titles at the PPV in April.  Starbuck tells him that if he can find two partners who can stand being next to him, they can have the match.  Tommy smirks and walks off.  Starbuck says they need to head to the ring for their match.  Buzz leans over and says “Word”.

 

Next up is Tag Team action.  First, the Hubers – Butch and Ferb – make their way out to booing from the crowd.  They get in the ring and continue to jaw jack with the fans.  The music changes and out comes Buzz and Starbuck Steel – the Steel Curtain.  The fans pop huge for them as they make their way to the ring.  They are looking to move up in the rankings of the Tag team top 10 and the Hubers are in their way.  The match gets underway and for 14 minutes, both teams were practically even.  The Curtain and the Hubers went toe to toe with neither team getting the upper hand.   At the 15 minute mark, the Curtain managed to double team Ferb for 3 minutes which gave them the upper hand.   At the 18 minute mark, Buzz hit the ropes and dropped Ferb with a Superman Punch.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  The Steel Curtain get the win and the fans pop huge.  This win puts the Steel Curtain one step closer to a shot at the Tag Team Titles.

 

Next up we have Lady Hermann vs Violet Valkyrie for the #1 spot for the ladies title.  Violet Valkyrie comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  She shakes hands with the fans and even posed for a few selfies.  She gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle pumping both arms in the air.  Her music is abruptly cut off and out comes her Ladyship Lady Hermann.  Lady Hermann makes her way out and is booed all the way to the ring.  She gets into the ring and immediately attacks Violet.  Violet fought back and held her own eventually trapping her Ladyship in the Triangle Choke and Lady Hermann tapped out.  Violet gets the win and will be going on to meet Korbi Kong for the Ladies Title.  (8 min)  Just then, the Omegatron lit up and it showed ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito attacking Korbi.  Violet ran to the back to help her friend but as soon as she rounded the corner, she got blindsided by J9.  Both ladies attacked until Catalina Harper came in swinging a chair and chased Maxine and J9 off.  Catalina checked on them before calling for medical attention.

 

While backstage, we see Anytime/Anywhere Champion Scooter J walking around.  His normal cohort TNT is nowhere to be found.  Just then, a ref showed up and Scooter J immediately went into defensive mode.  He kept watch but no one showed up.  SJ then inquired “Dude, what the hell?” and just then, Master Bull came running in and hit SJ with a spear.  He made the cover and got a 3 count.  Master Bull just defeated Scooter J for the AA title.  Bull held the title high but as soon as he heard a commotion heading his way, he left.

 

Career vs Career is up next.  Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out first and is booed.  He makes his way to the ring and enters.  “Choppin Wood and Lookin Good” plays and out comes Jack Lumber.  Jack is super serious and makes his way to the ring.  He goes and stops by the fan who Drew attacked and shakes his hand.  He enters the ring.  The ref explains the I Quit rules and this one is ready to get underway.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC/TT

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

 

Jack Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

 

Jack Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

 

Jack Lumber executes a THE AXE....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

 

Jack Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a SUPERKICK....

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

 

Jack Lumber executes a STIFF UPPERCUT....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN....

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

 

Jack Lumber executes a GRIZZLY-LIKE BEARHUG....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....

 

Jack Lumber straps in the GRIZZLY-LIKE BEARHUG.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine does not submit!

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

 

Jack Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a BODYSLAM....

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

 

Jack Lumber executes a ELBOW SMASH....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against ELBOW SMASH but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC/TT

 

Jack Lumber executes a SPLASH FROM TOP ROPE....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a SUPERKICK....

 

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

 

Jack Lumber rolled DC

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

 

Jack Lumber executes a SPINE-BENDING BOSTON CRAB....

 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.

 

Jack Lumber straps in the SPINE-BENDING BOSTON CRAB.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine submits!!!

 

 

Jack Lumber wins with a SPINE-BENDING BOSTON CRAB over Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

 

Jack Lumber gets the win and gets to keep his job.  Drew is out of HCW.  He can’t believe it.  6 years in HCW and its over.  He gets up rubbing the small of his back and walks over to Jack.  He starts talking to him and then extends his hand.  The fans begin to cheer.  Jack looks to the crowd for approval before looking to his fan club fan who gives him a thumbs up.  Jack shakes Drew’s hand and the fans pop HUGE.  It looks like Drew gets to go out as he came in…a favorite of the fans with all seemingly forgiven.  Jack leaves and lets Drew interact with the fans one last time.  Drew spends a few minutes with the fans and then makes his way up the ramp.  Once on the stage, he turns and salutes the fans before heading to the back.  Just as he turns around, World Champion the Wicked Prophet attacks him dropping him with the Unrighteous Dominion before hurling him off the stage crashing through tables below.  Holy S**t chants ring out.   Prophet smirks and then leaves.

 

Backstage, we see a limo pulling up and the fans pop as the Cajun King Rad Gumbo exits with his manager Ms. Alexandria.  They make their way into the building for tonight’s coronation.

 

It’s time for our Main Event.  First, Ovaltine Jackson comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.  He makes his way to the ring; excited for his shot at the title.  Next, the loudspeakers blare out “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” and out comes Dr. Red Fang accompanied by his manager the Ambassador.  They are booed heavily and Fang snarls and hisses at the fans as they walk by.  The Ambassador approaches the ref and it appears he slips him something…a bribe maybe?

 

Referee is 'Slow-Count' Sam

 

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a DROPKICK OUT OF THE RING....

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW....

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC/TT

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a DRINK YOUR OVALTINE....

 

Dr. Red Fang neutralizes DRINK YOUR OVALTINE.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a VAMPIRE LUNGE....

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a SPINEBUSTER....

 

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Ovaltine Jackson kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled DC

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a TRANSYLVANIAN PILEDRIVER....

 

Ovaltine Jackson absorbs the punishment.

 

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Ovaltine Jackson kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes an OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM....

 

Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a DIRECTOR'S CUT POWERSLAM....

 

Dr. Red Fang absorbs the punishment.

 

Ovaltine Jackson is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...(a very slow count from the ref)

 

Dr. Red Fang kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled DC

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a EIGHTH-ROW CHAIR SMASH....

 

Ovaltine Jackson absorbs the punishment.

 

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Ovaltine Jackson was pinned by Dr. Red Fang!!!

 

Dr. Red Fang may get the KO win!

Dr. Red Fang did not get the KO!

Ovaltine Jackson has 2 rounds to score a pin or submission!

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a LEAP OFF TOP ROPE....

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a SPINEBUSTER....

 

Ovaltine Jackson has 1 more rounds to score a pin or submission.

 

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson executes a DIRECTOR'S CUT POWERSLAM....

 

Dr. Red Fang absorbs the punishment.

 

Ovaltine Jackson is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...(another very slow count by the ref)

 

Dr. Red Fang kicks out of the pin!

Ovaltine Jackson gets 5 points for the pin attempt.

 

Ovaltine questions “what the hell” to the ref and the ref ignores him before awarding the match to Dr. Red Fang.

 

Dr. Red Fang wins by KNOCKOUT!

 

Dr. Red Fang wins with a 10-COUNT K-O over Ovaltine Jackson!!!

 

Dr. Red Fang gets the (contested) win and retains his title.  The ref leaves the ring and starts to hurry to the back when TV Champion Texas Wildfire comes out and stops him questioning what he was doing.  The ref just brushed past and made his way to the back.  The Ambassador gets on the mic and says that he’s warned Wildfire about sticking his nose in their business.  He’d best back off if he knew what was good for him.  TW says he will always stand up to injustice and will work to see evil thwarted.  He leaves.  The Ambassador whispers something to Fang who cackles and then they leave.

 

It’s time for the coronation of the new KING of HCW…two time winner ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo comes out, not on a throne but walks to the ring alongside his manager Ms. Alexandria.  They get into the ring and Gumbo sits on the throne.  Minions rush back and forth dusting off his robes and crown.  During the coronation, Madman Mason appears on the stage.  Gumbo stands up removing his crown and hands it and the scepter to his manager.  Gumbo yells at Mason who only looks toward the ring and nods.  Ms. Alexandria, holding the scepter, SMASHES it over Rad’s head knocking him unconscious.  Mason heads to the ring and Ms. Alexandria join him.  WHAT THE HELL????  She raises his arm and the fans are speechless.  Booing then ensues and continues even after the cameras stopped rolling.

 

There is sure to be fallout so stay tuned.