Hello
fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. The show begins with the Ragin Cajun King Rad
Gumbo coming out with Queen Alexandria and they make their way down to the ring
walking on a red carpet. The Queen holds
the ropes open for his royalness and he does the same for her. King Rad gets on the mic and begins to berate
the fans in attendance but he doesn’t get too far as the music changes and out
comes Phoenix Heat GM Master Bull. Bull
gets a loud pop from this Pacific Northwest crowd. Gumbo tells Bull he’s happy he’s here as he
has a major announcement. Gumbo then
states that HE will be the final entrant into the Elimination Chamber taking on
Starbuck Steel in a non-title match.
Bull cuts him off and tells him that unfortunately, he cannot participate
as Elimination Chamber is only open to those on the Phoenix roster (unless he
allows it but he won’t allow Gumbo on his show). King Rad is pissed off and then decrees that
he will face Starbuck then in a title match for the World title. Gumbo says once he defeats Starbuck, he will
hold all the power and then Bull will have no choice but to let him on that
show or the World title will never be seen again by the Arizona crowd. Music changes and out comes the World
Champion Starbuck Steel and the crowd pops huge. Starbuck makes it to the ring, taking a mic
and says he accepts Gumbo’s challenge and suggests that Bull go with Magnum
Kone vs Wilber Townsend instead. Bull
likes the idea and makes it happen. Bull
warns Gumbo that if he, Superquake or anyone on the Tacoma roster interferes
(or for that fact, anyone associated with HCW), they will be suspended. A quick cut to Gumbo shows that the wheels
are spinning in his head. Bull then adds
that if anyone outside of HCW interferes, they will face jail time. Gumbo looks like his brilliant plan just came
to an end. Master Bull and Starbuck
leave the ring as Gumbo’s lip turns into a sinister curl. He and his Queen leave right afterwards.
Our
first match is ready to begin after the pyro finished. First, the Muscles Trio comes out wearing
their rainbow colored bull horns.
Muscles Thorpe and Weasley head down to the ring. Next, the Axe & TNT come out to a pop
from the crowd. The 4 men shake hands
and this one begins. Axe started off
the match but tagged in TNT early and as soon as he did that, the Muscles
sequestered him to their corner beating him down. Axe tried to make the save but the ref kept
sending him out. When Axe entered the
ring trying to stop double teaming, the ref would send him out and the Muscles
would slap their hands loudly together to make sure the ref heard they made the
tag. This went on for over 20
minutes. Axe did manage to break up pin
attempts and he was getting increasingly frustrated not being able to
help. Finally TNT made the hot tag and
Axe began tearing it up. Axe went for a
high risk move but it didn’t pay off.
TNT saw Axe was hurt and tagged himself back in. Seconds later, Weasley hits the Muscles Crush
and scored the 1-2-3. The Muscles get
the win. Being good sportsmen, they did
check on Axe and TNT before leaving. Axe
recovered and questioned why TNT would sacrifice himself like that. Axe helped his tag team partner to the
back. (23 min)
We
cut backstage to the GM’s office and King Rad is at his desk and is stewing
about being shone up by Master Bull. He
mutters “I’ll show them all once I win that belt.”
We
go to the ring for our next match.
First, Madame Jade comes out to a pop from the crowd. She makes it to the ring and the fans pop as
she climbs each of the 4 turnbuckles.
Next, El Gato Negro comes out and the fans also pop for her. Once in the
ring, she removes her jacket and is ready for action. El Gato stunned Jade hitting a Soaring Meow
(headscissors) followed by the Tailspin.
Jade was disoriented and El Gato capitalized on it. It took a few minutes for Jade to get her
bearing but one she did, she began to battle back. Jade fell to the Gato Paw but kicked out at
two. El Gato set her up and hit the Gato
Paw a second time and this time she rolled her up and got the 1-2-3. El Gato Negro gets the win. She celebrates as Jade makes it to her feet. El Gato stops and meets Jade in the middle of
the ring. After an awkward moment, the
two ladies shook hands much to the delight of the fans. Both women left to a pop from the crowd. (8 min)
We head backstage
for our next interview. Dr. Red Fang
& Ant Graham are talking about how great Graham’s Ghouls are and now that
they are complete (in walks Wolfman Keg and Mason the Mangler), the team will
be one cohesive unit. Fang ends the
segment with “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE”.
Our next match is
ready to go. First Kimberly Kiccsass
makes her way out but she is booed all the way down to the ring. She doesn’t seem to care or let it phase
her. Next, Scarlett Phoenix comes out
and the fans pop huge for her. She high
fives the fans as she makes her way down to the ring. Kimberly attacks her once she slid under the
bottom rope. Scarlett dominated the
match which threw Kimberly off her game.
Scarlett started off with a monkey flip followed by the Black Widow and
a 1 count on her pin attempt. Scarlett
hits a flying bodypress and then set Kimberly up again for the Black Widow.
This time she made the cover and hooked the leg tight for the 1-2-3. Scarlett Phoenix gets the win in just 4
minutes. Kimberly tried to complain
about pulling the tights etc but the ref (Fast Count Frank) walked off on her
leaving Kimberly behind in the ring.
Eventually she left.
King Rad Gumbo and
Queen Alexandria are backstage cutting a promo.
Queen Alexandria says that Rad has been a bit stressed out with all the
underhanded goings on (wait…what?) and that once Rad wins the World title, he
will finally and truly rule the world.
King Rad says that the idiotic fans can hold their stupid signs but
maybe they should do it in the food stamp lines. The fans booed pretty hard. Rad says that he gets no respect even though
he wears the crown but once the 20 lbs of gold is wrapped around his waist, he
will finally get the respect he deserves from the clueless fans all the way to
clueless Master Bull. Rad and Alexandria
leave.
We head back to
the ring and Ghee Buttersnaps is making his way out to the ring. The fans pop for him. Next, we hear the ever obnoxious “VAMPIRE
LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” slogan from the evil vampire Dr. Red Fang and he comes out
with his manager Ant Graham who is hated just about the same as King Rad. Once in the ring, Fang attacks Ghee (the
cheater). Ghee looked like he was going
to control the match but Graham stuck his big nose into the action and things
turned and went Fang’s way. Fang
controlled the match for almost its entirety but Ghee started to make a
comeback and Graham decided against it so as soon as the ref’s back was turned,
Graham smacked Ghee over the head with his walking cane. Fang went for the cover and got the 3
count. Dr. Red Fang and Ant Graham steal
another win. (8 min)
We cut backstage
where the World Champion Starbuck Steel is cutting a promo of his own. Starbuck is joined by his brother Buzz
Steel. Buzz wishes him luck but Starbuck
says that he’s got this. Gumbo has had
multiple shots at the title and was turned away by former champ Drew the
Canadian Love Machine and now he’ll get turned away once again by him. Starbuck says that he expects to have a long
run with the title.
We go back to the
ring for the next match. First, Ovaltine
Jackson comes out and gets a loud pop from the crowd. Next, Bob ‘Powder’ Keg makes his way out and
the fans are mixed in their reaction to him.
Bob gets in the ring and Ovaltine extends his hand but Bob doesn’t shake
it. Ovaltine took the match to Bob and
it only took him 9 minutes to connect with a Director’s Cut Powerslam and make
the cover to get the 1-2-3. Ovaltine
gets the win and celebrates briefly before heading to the back.
Lexy Flexx is
backstage and confronts Candice Charisma about the attack. She says “I bled to get this far”. Candice replies “That is your problem…you
bled. I used my brains and my agility to
get me this far. I don’t need to spill
blood in order to succeed in the business.”
Lexy pushes Candice. Candice
slaps Lexy. The two have their
altercation broken up. It looks like we have a new feud brewing.
It’s time for our Main
Event. First, the challenger comes
out. The Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo
comes out and is escorted down to the ring by his Queen. Both do the pathetic wave at the crowd and
the fans just go to town on them. Rad
lets it slide…for now. Next, his music
is cut off which pisses him off and out comes the World Champion Starbuck
Steel. The fans pop HUGE for him. Queen Alexandria whispers something to Rad
and leaves the ring. Starbuck brushes
past King Rad and holds his title high over his head. Rad then attacks him starting this one
off. The champ successfully held Rad off although
Queen Alexandria got involved quite a few times. We join this one at the 13 minute mark.
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)
but is unsuccessful.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
Queen
Alexandria executes a Slap to mouth....
Starbuck
Steel makes a grab for her but she slips away.
Rad then “accidentally” knocked the ref out. All of a sudden, out comes Phoenix Heat GM
Master Bull wearing a ref’s shirt. He
instructs the match to continue.
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In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Queen
Alexandria executes a Pass object to protege....Master Bull sees something but
he fights with Rad over it. Rad finally
disposes of it but Master Bull didn’t see what it was.
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
Master
Bull hits the mat and begins to count (kind of fast)
1...2...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
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In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD
DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
Master
Bull begins his count but a little slower this time.
1...2...3
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!
Starbuck
Steel wins with a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK over "The Ragin Cajun"
Rad Gumbo!!!
Starbuck Steel is
victorious in his title defense. Queen
Alexandria is irate and is screaming at Master Bull. Bull and Starbuck Steel leave and Rad says
he’s going to find a way to make them pay.
The shown then ends with them stewing in the ring.
Stay tuned. More to come.
Here is a preview
of our next show.
Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
March 14, 2018 - 5:00 PM
20 Minute Time Limit
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Starr Vixen (f)
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VS.
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Sarona Reiher (f)
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30 Minute Time Limit
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Outback Oscar
The Crocodile Hunter |
VS.
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Terra Ryzing
Travis 'Dark Storm' Ryzing |
20 Minute Time Limit
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Angry Jack Lawson
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VS.
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Phat Sol
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20 Minute Time Limit
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'Top Gun' Justin Winger
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VS.
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Perfect Pecs Stoddard
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Elimination Chamber Qualifier
20 Minute Time Limit
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Wilber Townsend
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VS.
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Magnum Kone
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TV title match
20 Minute Time Limit
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Texas Wildfire
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VS.
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ScooterJ
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