HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #508

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Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  All kinds of stuff is hitting the fan right about now and we are just trying to make sense of it all.  Tonight’s show will feature P&L taking on Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins.  ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo will see action against Oswald Zimmerman.  Dr. Red Fang may bite off more than he can chew when Biceps Bannerman steps up to the plate.  Madame Jade and Taylor Bella finally get their face off in the ring in a Last Woman Standing match.  The Main Event will have Ladies Champion the Duchess with her new manager Southern Belle take on the #1 contender Ravishing Raquel for the title.  Belle made a threat against Raquel…will she back it up?  This and so much more.  Let’s get this party started.

The show kicks off as Biceps Bannerman makes his way down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.  Manager Ant Graham comes out next and introduces “the next Hardcore Champion” Dr. Red Fang.  Fang rushes to the ring but Biceps is waiting for him and after a short scuffle, hurls Fang out of the ring.  The bell rings and the match is officially underway.  Graham got involved early on getting under the skin of Biceps.  Fang was definitely more vicious in this one.  Graham choked Biceps in the corner and Fang followed it up with a Skull Crusher.  Biceps finally had more than he can handle and after hoisting Fang over his head, he HURLED him to the outside of the ring.  Fang, after he landed, and Ant Graham were both SHOCKED.  Even though Fang was ahead on “points”, with Biceps in this mindset, maybe it wasn’t worth messing with this giant anymore and the two of them left the ring resulting in countout win for Biceps Bannerman.   Biceps posed briefly for the fans before leaving.  (5 ½ min)

Backstage in the interview area, Ladies Champion the Duchess is with her new manager Southern Belle.  Belle says that the Duchess will continue to dominate the Ladies division and with her at the champs’ side, nothing will stand in their way.

Match #2 is ready to start.  First, Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins come out first to a good pop from the crowd.  Next, the Ambassador comes out and introduces, who he calls the “uncrowned tag team champs” P&L:  Phat Sol and Red Hot Lucas Johnston.  P&L make their way to the ring but back off from getting into the ring when AJ and Billy show a bit of aggressiveness.  The Ambassador gives his blessing and they enter the ring.  The Ambassador stepped back and let his team go but AJ and Billy were a bit more than they could handle.  For 8 minutes, Adam and Billy kept P&L off any game plan they may have had.  After Phat was able to connect with the Phat Phat (Brainbuster) on Billy, the tide finally turned in their favor.  The Ambassador then provided some good intel and P&L owned the match moving forward.  Phat and Lucas ended up taking AJ outside the ring and double teamed him.  Back in the ring, Billy was getting ready to go help but then Handsome Hernandez ran in leveling Billy with a chair.  He then locked in a cross armbreaker through the chair and seemed to injure Billy.   Back on the outside of the ring, Lucas hurled AJ from one end of the ring into the waiting arms of Phat Sol who launched Adam into the air and he crashed hard on the steel steps.  It looks like Adam is injured too.  By this time, Handsome Hernandez already skulked away.  Lucas gets in the ring and hits Billy with a DDT.  He goes for the cover but they are too close to the ropes and somehow Billy gets his foot under the rope breaking the count.  Lucas then started to blast Billy with multiple forearm shots and Billy just couldn’t protect himself enough.  Lucas then hooked the leg and the ref counted 1…2…3.  Red Hot Lucas Johnston and Phat Sol have won this one.  The Ambassador raises their arms as Phat kicks Billy out of the ring.  They celebrate a moment longer before departing.  (15 min)

Backstage, the Wraith storms into GM Max McGillicutty’s office.  He complains he isn’t being used so Max tells him he gets action in the ring tonight.  He tells him to go get ready.

We head back to the ring for our next match and it looks like we have a new wrestler debuting tonight.  He calls himself the Texas Wildfire. He comes out first to a decent pop.   Music changes and out comes the Wraith.  He is not appreciated by the fans so it looks like the Texas Wildfire will receive the full support of the fans tonight in his debut match.  Before the bell could begin, the Wraith hits TW with a chair busting him open.  The match then begins with TW at a disadvantage but he promptly battles back.   After some rapid fire punches, TW hits a Hangman’s Clothesline and goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count.  An eye gouge from the Wraith is met with rapid fire punches and the Wraith is dazed.  TW catches the Wraith with a snap powerslam and another pin attempt but Wraith again kicks out at 1.  Wraith stuns TW with a Strikeout Headbutt.  TW shakes it off and hits a leaping DDT for another cover and a 1 count.  TW then smashes the Wraith’s head into the corner turnbuckle.  TW locks in a standing armbar but that is reversed and the Wraith picks up the chair he used earlier and tried for a chair shot but TW got out of the way.  Not sure why the ref didn’t disqualify the Wraith here.  TW recovers, hits another Hangman’s Clothesline and gets a 2 count this time.  The Wraith eye gouges TW again but gets distracted when, up on the Omegatron, a picture of our World Champion the Stache shows up.  The Wraith curses and mutters.  He turns around only to get caught by a leaping DDT.   TW rolls him up and with arms locked up, he gets the 1-2-3.  Texas Wildfire is victorious in his first outing.  As he is celebrating, the Wraith uses a chair and takes him out.  The segment ends with the Wraith yelling “STACHE…STACHE….” (in anger of course).  (15 min)

Ravishing Raquel is backstage and she has something she wants to say.  “Duchess, it’s time.  It’s time for the poser holding the Ladies title to relinquish it to the one who is the TRUE Champion...me.  You’ve had your bit of fun but now it’s time to get serious.    Belle, I heard what you had to say.   To steal a catchphrase from my husband Reid Rothchild (who stole it from the Rock), ‘just BRING IT’.  Anytime, anywhere you get the itch to get back in the ring, the Ravishing Chickenwing will be waiting for you.”

We go back to the ring for our tag match.  First, the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) make their way out first.  They get a so-so reaction.  Next, the Hollywood Star and ‘the Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore make their way to the ring.  The reaction they get is a bit better than that of their opponents.  The bell rings just as they hit the ring and we’re off.  The Star and Bruce immediately start off double teaming their opponents and they just kept that momentum for the start of the match.  Around the 8 minute mark, Travis Ryzing caught Bruce with a superkick that looked like it nearly took his head off.  Fortunately, Bruce was in the right place at the right time and tagged the Star in and he cleaned house.  Some quick tags between Travis and Terra and Travis was back in.  Travis nails the Star with a powerslam but Bruce is in and quickly tosses him out of the ring.  He makes it back in and after hitting the Star with an eye gouge, he went for a piledriver but the Star reversed it and nailed the Hollywood Slam.  He hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.  The Hollywood Star and Bruce Biltmore get the win.  (14 min)

It seems that GM Max McGillicutty has been approached by a guy who calls himself UFCM Brooks.  He claims to be a veteran mixed martial artist who wants to give wrestling a shot.  Max asks him about his credentials and Brooks says that this would be his first ever wrestling match.  Max seems a bit leery and says that he’s going to take it easy on him.  He is going to put him in a match against Turnip.  (Turnip still has not won a single match).  Max says that if Brooks wins, he’ll be offered a contract.  If Turnip wins, he will be granted a title match in the near future.

Madame Jade is backstage and says that she knew it was Taylor who attacked her all along.  She doesn’t understand why she just didn’t ask for the title shot she won instead of resorting to something so dastardly.  At this point, though, it no longer matters.  She will destroy Taylor and just like Taylor’s sisters the Bella Twins, she’ll send Taylor out and she can keep her sisters entertained…on the unemployment line.

UFCM Brooks comes out first and the fans just don’t know what to make of the guy covered from head to toe in tattoos.  Next, Turnip comes out and he gets a pop that practically made him jump out of his boots.  He heads down to the ring and our next match is now underway.  Max comes out and says that he’s not sure how long this will go so he makes the match no time limit.  Turnip had more offense in this one match than he probably ever did in the rest of his matches combined.  He took Brooks to school and in surprisingly short time, was able to pin the man after hitting him with a weak uppercut.  Apparently that uppercut was enough to clean the clock of Mr. Brooks.  Turnip stays in the ring and eats up the adulation from the fans.  (12 min)

Taylor Bella is backstage and she says that Madame Jade is nothing but delusional.  Taylor will dispatch Jade and then will go back after the Ladies title.  She heads towards the ring.

We’re back in the ring and it’s time for our Last Woman Standing match.  First, Madame Jade makes her way to the ring with a good pop from the crowd.  She is then followed out by Taylor Bella who gets booed.  There isn’t much down time as the two go right at it.  Madame Jade had control of the match early on until she got dumped out of the ring.  Taylor then took over and kept beating down her former partner.  Each time she went for a pin, she would get a two count and then pull Jade up by her hair.  This elicited some serious booing from the fans.  Jade finally got her second win and began taking it to Taylor.  Taylor caught her in mid air and dropped her with a Bella Bomb.  She went for the cover but immediately pulled Jade up.  Taylor went over and removed a turnbuckle cover from one of the corners.  Jade seemed like she was out on her feet.   Taylor connected with a dropkick that looked to send Madame Jade flying out of the ring but she grabbed the top rope to keep herself from flying over.  She immediately turned, leapt and caught Taylor with a springboard dropkick that sent Taylor head first into the exposed corner knocking herself out.  The ref began to count and finally reached 10 before Taylor could get to her feet. Madame Jade wins this one.  Taylor rolled out of the ring slowly and sulked all the way to the back while Jade celebrated with the fans.  (20 min)

‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo is backstage with his manager MJ.  Gumbo states that tonight, he takes on 5^th Column member Oswald Zimmerman.  Gumbo says he hopes Zimmerman puts up more of a fight than Humpty Dumpty Kone did.  MJ and Gumbo have a quick laugh.  That match is next.

5^th Column member Oswald Zimmerman makes his way out and he is accompanied by his manager Ant Graham.  They make their way down to the ring amidst the booing from the fans.  The music changes and over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch!”  ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo come out accompanied by his manager MJ.  The two make their way down to the ring.  Gumbo does some posing in the ring and our two managers have words with each other before the ref sends them both out of the ring.  Right off the bat, Gumbo gets mouthy with the German and Oswald (after Ant distracted the ref) hit a low blow.  Gumbo battled back and locked Oswald in the New Orleans crab.  Oswald made it to the ropes to break the hold.  Rad hits a Voodoo driver but then gets hurled out of the ring.  He’s back in at 3.  Oswald connects with another low blow and Ant Graham verbally antagonizes Rad.  Rad is dumped out of the ring again but this time he makes use of the time flirting with some ladies at ringside.  Oswald nails a german suplex on the floor but then gets hurled into the steel steps by Gumbo.  Both men eventually make it back into the ring.  Rad hits another voodoo driver and follows it up with the ‘Where you at?” (quick jabs).  Oswald connects with back to back Flatliners but the ref doesn’t make the count.  Ant shoves the ref but gets a stern warning instead of being disqualified.  Oswald choked Rad in the corner and it looked like Ant was going to get involved again.  MJ ran over and plowed into Graham knocking him down.  Oswald, expecting something from his manager (maybe a foreign object?) and is stunned to see his manager knocked down.  Gumbo drops Oswald and once again locks in the New Orleans Crab.  This time, with no one to save him, Oswald taps out.  Rad Gumbo gets the win.  MJ jumps in the ring and raises the arm of Gumbo.  Oswald and Graham leave.  Gumbo flirts a bit more with the female fans and then they leave. 

As they are making their way up the ramp, music hits and its…MAGNUM KONE!  The King of Cones has returned.  Rad can’t believe it.  He charges him and the two of them fight on the stage.  Magnum drops Rad with a bodyslam on the stage and follows it up with a standing splash.  Magnum then whistles and a dump truck rolls in (it’s a small truck) and it pulls up to where the two of them are standing.  Magnum climbs into the truck and starts to dump the contents of what is in the scoop.  HA!...it’s popsicle sticks.  Magnum has just buried Rad Gumbo under a bunch of popsicle sticks.  MJ looks on in anger.  Magnum says he’s not cleared yet for a return to the ring but he will be by October’s PPV Halloween Scream.  He challenges Rad to a Buried Alive match and this will be the end of their feud.  One winner.  One walks away.  Magnum leaves to the cheers from the fans.  Rad eventually makes it out of the pile with MJ’s help and he is furious.

Backstage, Max is watching what has transpired.  “Well, it looks like we have our first match for the PPV.  I guess I’d better get started on the rest.”

It’s time now for our main event.  First, the challenger Ravishing Raquel makes her way to the ring to the largest pop of the night.   She gets into the ring and motions that she will in fact be the next Ladies Champion.   Next, Southern Belle comes out with a mic and introduces the Ladies Champion The Duchess.  The Duchess is a bit hesitant to get in the ring with Raquel but she eventually does.  Raquel wastes no time in going after the champ but the Duchess bails out of the ring to confer with her manager.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that he knows the Duchess can last 20 min in the ring but can she pull of 30?  Max sets the time limit on the match to 30 min.  The Duchess is not happy and Belle tries to calm her down.  Eventually the Duchess gets back in the ring.  The champ stayed toe to toe with Raquel for the first 8 minutes of the match.  Belle tried to distract Raquel with some smack talk but it really didn’t faze her.  Raquel gets dumped out of the ring and Belle looks to attack but Raquel is very aware of her surroundings and doesn’t give Belle the chance.  She gets back in the ring and tries to dump the Duchess out but Duchess reverses it and plants a kick to the gut.  Belle gets up on the ring apron and plots an excellent strategy giving the champ the boost she needed.  However, not sure that helped when El Gato Negro came out and went to sit at commentary.  The Duchess tried to complain but it did no good.  We now join the match at the 21 minute mark.

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

The Duchess (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against LOU THESZ PRESS but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC/TT

The Duchess (f) executes a SUPERKICK....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a TOSS OVER TOP ROPE....

The Duchess (f) is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...

The Duchess (f) makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

The Duchess (f) executes a ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a SIMPLY RAVISHING....

Both women are down.  El Gato uses this time to sneak around the ring and plant Reeces Peanut Butter Cups on the ring apron.  She’s wearing gloves due to her allergy with peanuts.  She then sneaks off to the back.

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a POWER FULL NELSON....

The Duchess (f) attempts to defend against POWER FULL NELSON but is unsuccessful.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Duchess (f) kicks out of the pin!

Ravishing Raquel  (f) gets 16 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====

The Duchess (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC/TT

The Duchess sees the Reeces Peanut Butter Cups and immediately makes a beeline for them (they are her favorite).  Raquel goes over and slaps them out of her hand and then…

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a POWER FULL NELSON and then slams her to the mat.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Duchess (f) was pinned by Ravishing Raquel  (f)!!!

Ravishing Raquel  (f) wins with a POWER FULL NELSON and slam over The Duchess (f) and is the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!!! 

The Duchess can’t believe it.  She hangs her head and leaves the ring with Southern Belle trailing saying that she will get a rematch.   Ravishing Raquel celebrates in the ring to the adulation from the crowd and is joined by her husband Reid Rothchild as the show comes to an end.

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #507

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Last issue saw Southern Belle turn on Madame Jade while Master Bull turned on ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  Good news is that both of them will be speaking today on their actions.

We start off in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.  Sitting with him is the TV Champion Reid Rothchild.   Reid appears hot.  “I want answers, Max.  I want to know why, after all this time, he turned on me.”  Max replies “Reid, I don’t have those answers.  You will need to have that conversation with Master Bull.  Speaking about Master Bull, I have a bit of bad news.  Apparently now he manages ScooterJ and has demanded that since your ‘illegal actions’ last week (using the chair and then pretending ScooterJ was the culprit), he is demanding that you once again defend the TV title against ScooterJ.  I’m afraid I have to side with him on this one but I will allow you to choose the stipulation.”   Reid ponders it for a moment and then says “I want it no DQ.”  Max nods and says “Done”.  Reid picks up his title and leaves.

Pyro goes off and we are underway.  Kicking off our first match is Perfect Pecs Stoddard.  He heads to the ring and most people here don’t care for him.  His opponent Adam Jameson comes out and gets a good pop from the crowd.  Pecs totally owned this match as he outwrestled his opponent at every turn.  AJ tried to turn the tide multiple times but tonight was Pec’s night.  Pecs took his time but was in shock when he noticed the clock ticking down.  Pecs hit the White Noise piledriver but AJ kicked out at 2.  He then sent AJ to the ropes and caught him with a fallaway slam.  Pecs rolled him up and got the 3 count just before the time limit ran out.  Perfect Pecs Stoddard gets the win.  (19:55)

Backstage, manager Ant Graham is with 2 members of the 5^th Column – Baron von Blood and Oswald Zimmerman.  Graham says that the 5^th Column wants to continue with their winning ways and issue a challenge to the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto).  The Desperados have yet to arrive so we’re not sure if this match will happen tonight or not.

In an effort to try to win over the fans (give him credit for trying), Pete Punsher (the PUN-isher) makes his way out.  He has a mic.

“Ok, I know my puns have been challenging to say the least but I’ve got a new batch I know you’re just going to love.”

“Why did the bike fall over?  It was too tired.”  The fans boo.  Pete begins to get upset.

“I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.”  The fans groan again.  Pete can’t understand why they’re not getting his awesome humor.

“Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."  The fans break out into full hatred mode.  “Fine, you idiots don’t get to see me wrestle tonight then.”  Pete drops the mic and storms off.

We cut to the back and the Hardcore Champion The Fiend has arrived.  He is met by Clarkus Kentus who asks where he’s been.  “I’ve been touring overseas representing the HCW and I’ve kept my ear to the ground and I’ve heard that Dr. Red Fang has been throwing tantrums because he hasn’t gotten his way.  Guess what Fang, you LOST the belt to me and now, you need to start all over again.  Tonight, I’m taking on Mr. Wrestling V.”  Clarkus tells him that actually Mr. Wrestling V lost his shot to Dr. Red Fang.  “Well doesn’t that just cut the cake?  Fine…I’ll take on Angry Jack Lawson.”  The Fiend heads off towards the dressing room.

Backstage in Max’s office, Ant Graham is with Dr. Red Fang and complains to Max that the Fiend is ducking them.  Max says it’s the Fiend’s prerogative to wrestle who he wants as long as he defends his title once every 30 days.  Graham says that it’s actually been more than 30 days since he defended the title here.  Max says that the Fiend has been representing the HCW overseas and he did defend the title there so he’s met the requirement.  Graham says he and the good Dr. are going to take matters into their own hands and they storm out of Max’s office.

The Desperados arrive on the scene and Larry Morton meets with them and tells them about the challenge from the 5^th Column.  El Chango says “Of course we’ll accept” and he and Leon head inside to change.

We head back to the ring and Angry Jack Lawson powerwalks to the ring.  He paces in the ring like a caged animal.  Next, the Hardcore Champion the Fiend comes out to a good pop from the crowd.  He announces that this match will be a Boot Camp rules match. The Fiend stayed right there with the Angry one until the Fiend got stomped on by a military boot and then hurled into the ringside post.  Jack then turned up the heat (so to speak) and really took the match to the champ.  Jack climbed to the top rope and nailed a clothesline.  He went for the pin but the Fiend kicked out at 2 and 99/100.  Jack was pissed.   The Fiend connects with the Last Caress (DDT) but Jack kicks out at 1.  The Fiend then puts on a helmet and hits Jack with the Project 1950 (headbutt smash).  He tries to go for the pin but the bell rings bringing this one to a time limit draw.  All of a sudden, Dr. Red Fang rushes out and attacks the Fiend.  Fang nails the Fiend with a Vampire’s Lunge.  The Fiend is down.  Fang takes the title and holds it high while screaming “Vampire Lunges for everyone!”  Ant got him to calm down.  Fang drops the title on the still unconscious champ and leaves.

We cut to the back where Clarkus Kentus is sitting with Southern Belle.  Clarkus starts off with the question on everyone’s mind:  “Why did you attack Madame Jade”?  Belle replies “The question should actually be ‘Why didn’t I’.  Madame Jade is not worthy of my managerial skills and wanted her to understand that.”  Clarkus asks “If she is not on your list of someone to manage, do you have someone already picked out?”  Belle smiles.  “Yes, I almost gave that away last show but those fans were not worthy of such an announcement so I decided to hold off…until now.  You see, I’ve done a lot of scouting and the one person with the best record in this division is Ravishing Raquel.  However, Raquel has declined my invitation to manage her so I’ve decided on the next best thing…the Ladies Champion the Duchess.  That’s right…the champ has earned my services and I will be in her corner to ensure that title never leaves her side.  Raquel will regret not taking me up on my offer.”  Belle gets up and leaves.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Ant Graham makes his way out and introduces the 5^th Column members Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood.  This time the Desperados are the aggressors and they go after Oswald and the Baron.  However, the early interference from Ant Graham put the Desperados at a disadvantage.  7 minutes in, Leon and El Chango attack Oswald on the outside of the ring hitting him with a spike piledriver.  Oswald is out for 10 minutes.  That left the Baron to fend for himself but with Graham constantly interfering, he was able to keep the momentum going until Oswald recovered.  Baron hits El Chango with a Blitzkreig Stunner and goes for the pin but El Chango kicks out and miraculously makes the tag to Leon.  Just as Leon is getting in the ring, Ant Graham hits him with his cane breaking it.  Leon fell into the ring and the Baron made the cover and with a hook of the tights, scored the 1-2-3.  The 5^th Column win another one.  Just then, the Axe, Dude USA Mick Rude and Jesse California all ran down and Graham and his boys took off.  Axe gets on the mic and throws out a challenge to the 5^th Column demanding a rematch.  We can hear Graham yell back “Only on my terms boy…only on my terms.”  Eventually Axe, Mick and Jesse leave.  (18 min for the match, 22 total for the segment)

Larry Morton is backstage with Master Bull.  Larry says that he, along with the fans and Reid Rothchild want to know why he turned his back on his friend.  Bull says that Reid has been a disappointment.  He says that Reid couldn’t actually wrestle his way out of a paper bag and the only reason Reid was as successful as he appeared to be was because of him.  Bull says that ScooterJ is a breath of fresh air who defeated Reid in only his second outing.  Bull said that after conferring with ScooterJ, he agreed to take Bull on as his manager with just one stipulation…he wanted a rematch for the TV title.  Bull said he would make it happen.  “If this guy is this good without me, imagine what we can do with me as his manager…the sky is the limit.”  With that, the segment ends.

It’s time for our main event.  The Savior makes his way to the ring first amidst the booing from the crowd.  Next, US Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine makes his way out to the largest pop of the night.  Drew rushed to the ring which prompted the Savior to bail out.  The few times the Savior tried to sneak back in, Drew would turn around and the Savior would bail again.  Finally Drew backed off long enough to let the Savior back in the ring.  It was announced that this would be a Canadian Brawl Games rules and they would be given a no time limit match so it would allow them to finish this feud.  Both men locked up and for two minutes, neither would give an inch.  The Savior, of course, hits a low blow and that started his offensive run.  Drew would battle back hitting both the Lover’s Bomb and a Corkscrew Pescado and would get near falls but no 3 count.  Both men traded the offense for 15 minutes with no real clear cut winner.  We join now at the 15 minute mark. 

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a BRAINBUSTER....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine neutralizes BRAINBUSTER.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Savior rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....

The Savior executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against VERTICAL SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Reverses the pin!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Savior kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a SPREAD THE WORD....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against SPREAD THE WORD but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Drew the Canadian Love Machine kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.  Drew makes it back in.

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Savior rolled OC.

The Savior throws Drew out of the ring and then executes an INTERFERENCE FROM A NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER…

All of a sudden, Superstar Chic Monroe runs down and nails Drew with a Cradle Facebuster on the floor.  Drew appears to be out cold.  Chic then rolls Drew back into the ring and then backs up the ramp.  He motions to the Savior that he will want a shot at that title soon.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against a Throw out of ring and outside interference but is unsuccessful.

The Savior is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Drew the Canadian Love Machine was pinned by The Savior!!!

The Savior may win with a KO!  The Savior pulls out some handcuffs and cuffs Drew to the bottom rope so he can’t get up.

The Savior wins with a 10-count KO over Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

The Savior wins the Canadian Brawl game and is the NEW US CHAMPION!!!

The Savior takes the US title from the ref and holds it up high as the ref goes to check on Drew.  The Savior takes a mic:  “This title has been used as a reference for the United States alone.  However, there are Germans, Italians, Swedish and Canadians who all wrestle here.  From this day forth, I hereby decree that this title will no longer be known as the US title but now will be the Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Title.   A title that a fellow Canadian (Lance Storm) once made great will be brought back by another great Canadian – ME!  This new championship AND I are here to stay!”  The Savior smiles evilly as Drew snarls in anger.

With that the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #506

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We’re back in Phoenix and are actually seeing a nice break in the weather which is making things more enjoyable. 

The show starts off back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.  Sitting there with him are the Savior and the new US Champion Drew, the Canadian Love Machine.  Drew admonishes the Savior for his cowardly attack after he won the belt and tells Max he wants the Savior in the ring.  The Savior states he will only accept the challenge based on two stipulations.  1) the US title must be on the line and 2) he wants a ‘Canadian Brawl Games Rules’ match.  Drew accepts almost immediately.  Max has them sign the contract and that match will take place at our next show.  Max then directs both men to leave the arena and says that any interaction on these premises will result in this match being cancelled.  Both men stare at each other and then leave.

After the pyro has finished, our first match begins.  Southern Belle makes her way out to scout this match.  First, Taylor Bella makes her way out to the ring.  She is booed because the fans know it was her behind the “Tonya Harding” attack on Madame Jade.  Her opponent, Scarlet Phoenix, comes out next to a pop from the crowd.  Taylor doesn’t take to the fan favorite so she attacks her before the bell.  Scarlett fights back and then the bell rings.  The two slug it out until Madame Jade, Taylor’s former tag team partner, makes her way down to the ring towards the end of the match.  Just as Taylor was setting Scarlett up for the Bella Blast, she noticed Jade standing at ringside.  She then turned to jawjack with her and not realizing where they were with time, the bell rang signaling a time limit draw.  Taylor got mad and started kicking he ropes.  Jade got closer to the ring and Taylor began to back off.  Once Madame Jade got in the ring, Taylor jumped out and made her way to the back.  Madame Jade took the mic and said that she’s healthy once again and ready for in ring competition.  Tonight, she is challenging Ravishing Raquel to a match.  The fans pop for her as she leaves.  (20 min draw).  Southern Belle looks pleased and continues to jot down notes in her tablet.

Backstage, cousins Butch and Junior Huber states that they are getting a shot at the World Tag Team champs tonight.  Junior states that unlike the Smashers, they won’t need a manager in their corner to help them win.  Butch says that they will do family proud once they bring home the gold.

ScooterJ makes his way down to the ring.  He calls out TV champion ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild saying that after he beat him, he wants a shot at the TV title.  Jerry Saunders comes out instead and tells ScooterJ that in fact HE is the next in line for a TV shot however, if he wants to try to go through him, he’s more than willing to try.  This leads to an impromptu match between the two.  TV Champion Reid Rothchild makes an appearance and goes to sit at commentary to scout the match.  5 minutes in, ScooterJ took Saunders to the outside of the ring where he repeatedly threw him into the steel steps.  He kept rolling back in the ring to break the count.  Finally, after about 3 minutes on the outside of the ring (and softened Jerry up quite a bit), he brought the action back into the ring.  Saunders got pretty softened up however he got ScooterJ locked in the Traitor Lock but made it to the ropes to break the hold.  Saunders then tossed ScooterJ out of the ring and used that time to catch his breath.  Jerry tried to bring ScooterJ back in the hard way but ScooterJ instead pulled down Jerry’s head and snapped it on the top rope.  Jerry staggered back in the ring.  ScooterJ then nailed a superkick and then hooked the tights for the 1-2-3.  ScooterJ wins yet another one.  He turns and yells at Reid that he wants his title match later tonight. Reid accepts.  (13 min)

Hardcore champion the Fiend makes an appearance and says that he will meet Dr. Red Fang in a rematch for his title but Fang will once again leave empty handed.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, led by Ant Graham, out comes the 5^th Column – Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood.   They, of course, are booed pretty heavily.  Next, their opponents the team comprised of Jesse California, the Axe and Dude USA Mick Rude come out to a pretty big pop.   Graham has the 5^th Column attack early but their opponents fight them off and stand in the ring while Graham regroups with his team on the outside.  Finally, they are ready for action and this one finally begins.  Dude USA starts off but for three minutes, he is secluded in the ring.  Finally, he makes the hot tag to the Axe who hurls Oswald out of the ring.  He storms back in and with chair in hand, nails the Axe with it resulting in a disqualification.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that this is a cheap and crappy way for Graham to try and get out of matches so he says he will restart it and this time, makes it a no countout/DQ match.  The team led by Jesse California owned the match for the first 11 minutes of the match until he gets clocked by a brass knuckle shot from Oswald.   Oswald went for a quick pin but the Axe made the save.  Jesse recovered quickly and went after Graham.  He caught him with a standing dropkick that sent Graham flying into the crowd effectively taking him out of this match.  Meanwhile, the Axe and Dude USA were cleaning house.  Jesse asked for the hot tag and got brought back in. Karl Braun and the Baron ran over knocking both Axe and Mick Rude from the apron.  All 3 men quickly triple teamed Jesse and Oswald nailed a German suplex.  He made the cover and before Mick and the Axe realized what had happened, Jesse got pinned.  They rush back in as the 5^th Column tried to continue the attack on Jesse but saved him from additional harm.  The 5^th Column grabbed Ant Graham and the celebrated on their way to the back.  (4 min for first match; 15 for the second)

Backstage in the interview area, TV Champion ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is with his wife Ravishing Raquel and his manager Master Bull.  Bull reminds Reid he can’t be at ringside to help him for this match but once Reid proves his dominance, he’ll be right back at his side.  Reid said that ScooterJ did look impressive but he is not at Reid’s level and he will prove that tonight.  Raquel then steps in and says that in one short week, she will challenge the Duchess for the Ladies title and after she wins, she will be the top athlete in their division.

We head back to the ring for our next Ladies match.  Southern Belle comes out once again and she takes a mic.  She tells the fans that after this last match, she will be offering a manager contract to a lucky winner and that person will have the wealth and breadth of knowledge that Belle will bring as a manager and promises the first match they will have will be against the Ladies Champion.  Huge pop from the crowd.  Belle sits at commentary.  First, Madame Jade comes out and receives a pop.  She is then followed out by Ravishing Raquel who also receives a pop.  However, the fans change their tune once Ladies Champion the Duchess makes her way out and after passing by the ring, goes to confront Belle.  Tempers begin to flare but are quickly squashed as the two sit amicably at opposite sides of the commentary table.  Another pop from the crowd as El Gato Negro rushes down making a beeline for the Ladies Champion.  The Duchess grabs her title and takes off through the crowd.  She follows her.  Madame Jade stayed in control for almost the entire match.  It wasn’t that Raquel was looking weak, she appeared to just be biding her time.  Finally, when that time approached, Raquel opened up the floodgates.  Raquel hurled Jade into the corner and her arm connected with the steel post.  Jade tried to fight back with an uppercut but Raquel pulled Jade’s leg out from under her and put her in an ankle lock.  Jade made it to the ropes to break the hold only to be picked up and have the Ravishing Chickenwing applied to her bad arm.  Jade tried but couldn’t get out of the hold and had no choice but to tap out.  Ravishing Raquel locked up another win.  Raquel glanced at Belle briefly before leaving.  Belle went in and helped up Madame Jade and raised her good arm to get a pop from the crowd.  Belle then DROPPED her with a vicious clothesline.  She laughed as she stood over Madame Jade and then announced that she was going to manage…and then she stopped.  She dropped the mic, flipped off the crowd and then left.   

The Smashers with MJ are backstage and say that tonight, they are putting the entire tag team division on notice and that they will destroy anyone who gets in the ring with them.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Butch and ‘Mountain Man’ Junior Huber come out first and they are accompanied by their cousin Wilber Townsend. Wilber wishes his cousins best of luck and they head to the ring.  Next, the Smashers come out with their manager MJ and they block Wilber’s way.  He tries to go around but the Smashers still block his path.  Then they attack Wilber and then HURL him from the stage to the pit below.  The fans chant “Holy Shit” and the Hubers in the ring freak out.  They charge and brawl with the champs who take it back to the ring.  The Smashers controlled the first few minutes but after Ferb Huber came out and distracted MJ did the tide turn.  After walloping on the champs for a few minutes, Junior hurled Smasher #1 out of the ring.  MJ decided to cut his losses. He grabbed the champs and they headed up the ramp getting counted out.  The Huber Clan stood united in the ring as the Smashers and MJ sulked away.  However, it was their turn to be blocked as the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out to block their path.  The Smashers tried to muscle through but the Steel Curtain were armed with “steel” of their own in the form of steel chairs and beat down on the champs pushing them back to the ring.  They forced them back into the ring right into the waiting arms of the Huber Clan and the Clan just tore them a new one.  Finally, after hitting each of the Huber’s with a low blow, they ran and escaped through the crowd.  They kept going and didn’t turn back.  Their manager MJ, did not manage to escape and was held at bay by the Steel Curtain.  When it was apparent the champs weren’t coming back, they fed MJ to the Huber Clan and left.  The Huber’s then just laid MJ out. The Huber’s celebrated over the unconscious form of MJ before departing to the back.   (5 ½ min for the match; 15 for the segment)

Backstage, Billy Robbins calls out Handsome Hernandez and challenges him 1:1 to a match.  He dares him to face him like a man and not to hide from him or Hernandez will always be watching over his shoulder.

It’s time for our main event.  First, the challenger ScooterJ comes out to booing from the fans.  He doesn’t care.  Next, ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild comes out and he looks pumped.  The two have a quick staredown in the ring and then as soon as the bell rang, we were off.  This match was nothing short of a train wreck.  ScooterJ was DESTROYING Reid and it was like Reid never bothered to even prepare for this match.  ScooterJ went for 6 pin attempts during the match but Reid kept just enough ring presence to know where he was and either kick out or make it to the ropes.  The camera cut to the back a few times focusing on Master Bull who was watching this.  He kept covering his face and mumbled “I should be out there…why didn’t I just go?”  Finally, he had enough and took off towards the ring.  He rushed down to the ring, grabbed a chair and slid it in.  He then went to try and distract the ref.  Reid and ScooterJ grabbed the chair and fought over it.  ScooterJ won the tug of war and then dropped to the mat (making it look like ScooterJ hit him with the chair).  The ref, seeing ScooterJ in possession of the chair and Reid “unconscious” on the mat, immediately disqualified ScooterJ and awarded the match to Reid.  Reid Rothchild retains his belt barely.  Reid slowly makes it to his feet and goes over to Master Bull who he shakes hands with.  Bull doesn’t let up on the grip quite fast enough and ScooterJ attacks Reid again.   Bull just stands there with a “deer in the headlights” look.  Bull then finally snaps out of it and…joins in the attack on Reid. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?  ScooterJ picks up Reid and with the direction from Master Bull, piledrives him on the chair still in the ring.  Master Bull goes over and raises the arm of ScooterJ as the show comes to an end.

Stay Tuned as there WILL be HELL to pay after what just transpired.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #505

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The HCW is on the move once again and this time are coming to you live from Yuma, AZ.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans in Yuma for supporting them.  He is then interrupted by Pete the PUN-isher who says he needs to address the crowd.  He takes a mic and says that the fans in Yuma are much more accepting than the idiots in Phoenix and THEY will totally get his puns.  He starts off…

 “Want to know why they are doing away with round bales of hay?  It’s because the cows aren’t getting square meals.”  The fans boo.  “Ok, I agree that wasn’t great but here’s another one.”

“I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.”  The fans groan and Pete is becoming more frustrated.  “Come on…Ok, here is one that will knock your socks off.”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes?  A F…sh.  Get it?  No I..no eye…?”  Groaning ensues and now Pete is pissed.  “Come on you idiots!  This is funny stuff!”  The fans practically riot.  They begin throwing anything not secured down towards Pete in the ring.  He realized he may have gone too far.  Pete runs from the ring and hightails it to the back zipping past Max in fear of his life.  The fans stop as soon as he’s gone.  Max addresses the fans and says that they DO get comedy and what we just heard was NOT.  Max says that since Pete interrupted him, he will be in a match later with a guy who has an attitude problem …Angry Jack Lawson.  The fans cheer.

Max leaves and after pyro has finished going off, our first match kicks off with 6 man action.  The Smashers w/MJ come out first and they are joined by Handsome Hernandez.  The trio head to the ring (minus MJ).  Their opponents come out and it is the team of Superstar Chic Monroe, Billy Robbins and Wendell Hammerschmidt.  The Smashers and Hernandez immediately go on the offensive with Hernandez squaring off first against Robbins.  Robbins dropkicked Hernandez out of the ring and then caught both Smashers with the Aries 450.  The fans chant HOLY SH*T and that is basically how the match continued.  Chic and Billy would double team Hernandez leaving the tag champs stuck on the outside.  Finally, Smasher #2 got fed up and hit Wendell with a steel chair resulting in a DQ.  Robbins and Chic then quickly disposed the Smashers from the ring and the 3 stood tall while the Smashers left on their own separate from Hernandez.  (8 min)

Backstage, Outback Oscar is with reporter Larry Morton.  Oscar says that his match against the Stache didn’t go as planned as he is obviously not standing here with the belt.  Oscar says that he underestimated the Stache and that was the reason for his loss.  He says that he still owns one of the best win/loss records in the HCW and it will only be a matter of time when he gets another shot.  When that happens, he will be better prepared.

There is a bit of a commotion at the start of our next match.  Security guards are trying to get Pete the PUN-isher to go to the ring but he claims his life is in danger.  Max comes out again and pleads with the fans to NOT throw anything at him until the match is over.  Pete starts to make his way down only to turn back, rush around security and go backstage.  Seconds later, Angry Jack Lawson has a hold of Pete and drags him down to the ring and throws him in.  Pete slides right out and grabs a chair.  He hits Jack with the chair and then tries to escape only to have red flames go off on the ring posts. Pete is momentarily distracted and that is when Jack sits up and then goes right after Pete.  The fight is a short lived one as Jack catches Pete and plants him in the middle of the ring with a chokeslam.  He takes the chair and then bodyslams Pete on it.  The ref called for the bell but Max, still on stage, said no and changed it to a no-DQ match.  Jack put his foot on top of Pete and the ref counted 1-2-3.  Angry Jack gets the win and after looking with disgust at Pete, he leaves.  (13 min)

Backstage, Phat Sol is talking smack about how good he really is and says he can take on anyone.  Biceps Bannerman walks over and says that Phat talks a lot for such a small guy.  Biceps will do his talking in the ring.  Phat looks unhappy.

           

We head back to the ring for our next match.  The Hollywood Star comes out first to a mixed reaction.  Next, Muscles Thorpe makes his way down.  Thorpe elicits laughter from the crowd as he runs around the ring wearing his rainbow colored bull horns on his head.  The Star gets frustrated waiting and attacks Thorpe and pulls him into the ring.  After just a couple of minutes, Thorpe turns up the heat and starts to take the Star apart.  A Curb stomp, followed by a kick to the gut and an overhead suplex from Thorpe signal the end.  He makes the cover and gets the easy 1-2-3.  Muscles Thorpe wins this one.  (11 min)

Backstage, El Gato Negro says she has not been happy with how things are going for her and even though life outside the ring is great, what transpires within the squared circle has been a disappointment.  She says she is ready to take on new challenges and will work back up to becoming a top contender for the Ladies title. 

We head to the ring as the next match begins.  First, out comes Biceps Bannerman.  He gets a big pop from the crowd.  Next, accompanied by the Ambassador and his tag team partner Lucas Johnston, it’s Phat Sol.  The Ambassador gives Phat some advice and the match starts off.  Phat immediately stuns Biceps with a jaw jacker and then with the Ambassadors’ help (aka cheating), he really owned the match.  Biceps was at a huge disadvantage with both Lucas and the Ambassador lurking around the ring.  Every punch, kick and clothesline Phat connected with increased his confidence.   12 minutes in, Biceps gets to his breaking point and nails the Ambassador with a powerslam on the outside of the ring.  He’s out!!!  Lucas tends to his manager but that didn’t stop Phat.  In fact, he got furious.  After wiggling out of the Biceps Crunch (bearhug), Phat blasted Biceps with a bionic elbow.  There must have been something in the elbow pad as Biceps was disoriented.  Phat hits the ropes and nails a forearm smash.  He makes the cover and (with Lucas holding down Biceps’ leg), gets the 1-2-3.  Phat Sol wins this one in questionable fashion.  Phat and Lucas leave and help the Ambassador to the back.  (14 min)

Manager Ant Graham is backstage with Dr. Red Fang.  Fang says that the Fiend has been ducking him and yells that he still has not gotten his rematch.  Graham comments that maybe Fang needs to start taking out the trash that occupy the Hardcore title top 10 so that the Fiend will have no other reason to hide from this man (or is he a ‘Bot?)  Fang says he is challenging Mr. Wrestling 5 for his spot tonight.

Southern Belle makes her way down to commentary to scout out this match.  First, Missy Chick comes out to a nice pop from the fans.  She is then followed out by El Gato Negro who also receives a nice ovation from the crowd.  The two immediately lock up and a furious battle ensues.  Missy connects with a Missy-plex and gets a 2 count right off the bat.  The two then battle it out for the next few minutes.  El Gato works on weakening the legs of Missy.  Finally, El Gato locks in the Wall-O-Cato (tarantula) and Missy taps out.  El Gato wins this one pretty quick and Southern Belle is very impressed as she stands and applauds El Gato.  (5 min)

Drew, the Canadian Love Machine says that he is finally ready to reclaim a title (he never lost the defunct CSWA US title) and that begins tonight when he gets Dude USA in the ring.  Drew states that it’s his time and nothing will prevent him from accomplishing his goal.

Manager Ant Graham comes out first and then introduces Dr. Red Fang.  Fang and Graham head to the ring.  Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out next and he is in no mood to mess around.  Fang attacks him before the bell and we have ourselves a slobberknocker.  3 minutes in, Graham smacks MW5 with his walking cane and Fang goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count.  MW5 starts to battle back but Graham jumps on the ring to distract him.   Fang sneaks up from behind and nails 5 with a dropkick that sends him flying out of the ring and crashes into the ringside barrier.  Fang follows him out and nails a Vampire Lunge on the outside of the ring.  Fang crawls back into the ring beating the 10 count.  Fang gets the win and takes Mr. Wrestling 5’s spot in the Hardcore title lineup.  As Ant Graham is escorting his protégé to the back, Fang exclaims “Vampire Lunges for EVERYONE!”  (4 ½ min)

Once again, we head backstage where ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is talking to his manager Master Bull.  Reid asks why Bull wasn’t there for him.  Bull says he had to tend to his step son.  Reid asked what he did.  Bull says they…watched Spongebob Squarepants.  Bull says he can’t be in Reid’s corner his next encounter with ScooterJ because if Reid wins, it will appear that it was only because Bull provided support.  Bull says (in his best Obi-Wan voice that) Reid must face ScooterJ again.  He cannot interfere.  Reid says he will show that upstart the meaning of the word respect.

It’s time for our main event.  First, Drew, the Canadian Love Machine comes out to the largest pop of the night.  Once he gets into the ring, the music changes and out comes the US Champion ‘Dude USA’ Mick Rude.  The fans, seem to be behind both men.  The champ controlled the match for about 3 minutes and then Drew kicked it into high gear.  The longer the match went on, the better Drew looked and the more desperate Mick Rude became.  By the time we got 15 minutes into the match, Drew owned this.  We take you to the final moments of the match.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) executes a CLOTHESLINE....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled OC/TT

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) executes a DUDE AWAKENING....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against DUDE AWAKENING but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) executes a SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) was pinned by Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine wins with a LA CASITA over Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude) and becomes the NEW US CHAMPION!!!

Drew falls to his knees as the ref hands him the belt.  Balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling as Drew celebrates in the ring.  The show comes to an end with Drew perched on the second turnbuckle taking in the cheer from the fans.  However, after the camera stopped rolling, a figure ran in from the crowd and…hang on…that’s the Savior.  The Savior grabs Drew from his perch and POWERBOMBS in in the middle of the ring.  The Savior then picks up Drew and nails a package DDT.  Drew is out.  The Savior stands over Drew and the fans show their hatred for this guy and he just soaks it in.

That’s all we have for now.  Stay tuned as I’m sure Drew will have words for his former tag team partner.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #504

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today, we are back on the road coming to you from Salt Lake City, UT. 

The show kicks right off with newcomer ScooterJ making his way out.  He is booed (no surprise there) and he begins to insult the locker room claiming no one wants to face him as he is just “too damn good”.  This challenge brings out the TV Champion ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild who receives a warm welcome from the SLC crowd.  Reid questions that with only one match under his belt, he should not be throwing out challenges to everyone.  ScooterJ calls Reid washed up and challenges him to a match.  Reid says that it will be a non-title match as this schmuck hasn’t earned anything.  Reid says that his manager Master Bull is not here as he was unable to make the trip.  Reid tells ScooterJ to “bring it”.   ScooterJ attacks Reid and the match begins.   ScooterJ started off strong but then the champ kicked it into high gear and started to own the newbie.  ScooterJ proved to be a bit more of a challenge and Reid definitely underestimated him.  After ScooterJ kicked out of the Rothchild Stunner, Reid was a bit shocked.  He went to question the ref to make sure he knows how to count to 3 but turned around and got hit with a low blow and then ate a superkick from ScooterJ.  ScooterJ went for the pin and after putting his feet on the ropes for leverage, got the 1-2-3.  ScooterJ just defeated the TV Champ in his second outing in the HCW.  ScooterJ tries to take the belt but the ref reminds him the belt was never on the line.  ScooterJ then throws Reid over the top rope to the floor and declares himself the “uncrowned” TV champion.  ScooterJ says he is going to make a case for a title shot now.  (17 min)

Backstage, Travis and Terra of the Ryzing Storm say that they are not getting a fair shake in the HCW and say that if they want anything done, they have to do it themselves.   Terra throws out a challenge to the Steel Curtain and hopes they are man enough to accept.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, the Savior comes out and promises to “save” the fans from their own stupidity.  Billy Robbins, his opponent, makes his way out next.  The Savior takes the fight to Billy and the two of them brawl around the ring until Billy hits a dropkick that sends the Savior out of the ring.  Seeming like he’s had enough, he walks away resulting in a countout.   Just then, Handsome Hernandez hits the ring and lays out Billy.  He then locks in a cross arm breaker and (appears to) tries to break Billy’s arm.  Fortunately the ref and some suits break it up before too much damage can be done.  Hernandez leaves looking all smug. (11 ½ min for the match; 15 for the segment)

The Stache arrives and says he is defending his title tonight.  When pressed for who his opponent will be, the Stache said “you’ll just have to wait.”

Next up we have tag team action.  Once again, the Ambassador is trying to get his team ready to challenge for the belts but they still need some work.  P&L (Phat Sol and Lucas Johnston) both head down to the ring with their manager.  Tonight, they are taking on the Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto).   El Chango threatens the Ambassador with bodily harm if he stick his nose in their match.  This match (for P&L) was completely opposite from their last match.  This time, they took the match to the former tag champs and owned them.  Both Lucas and Phat kept Leon in the ring for the majority of the match and their strategy worked (going after the perceived weak link).  Phat and Lucas executed numerous double teams and the Ambassador only got involved once.  In fact, in the last 4 minutes of the match, Lucas went for a pin 4x.  Leon, to his credit, kicked out of 3 of them.  The last one saw Leon eat a flying dropkick from Lucas and at the same time, El Chango was disposed of by Phat Sol.  Leaving no one to make the save, Leon got pinned.  P&L get a win under their belts.  This win allows them to issue a challenge once again in the top 10 to try and qualify for the coveted tag team title shot against the champs the Smashers.  (12 min)  After P&L left the ring, the 5^th Column (Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood) ran down and attacked the Desperados.  They could not fight back after the beating they just took.  A flash flying through the curtains sees Ivan Dragovich running down to the ring with a chain and he starts swinging it around and the 5^th Colum bail.  Ivan helps the Desperados up and offers his hand.  El Chango and Leon are skeptical but eventually shake it.  The three of them leave.

Backstage, The Steel Curtain accept the match with the Ryzing Storm.  Starbuck says that the Smashers, although they didn’t attack them, are up to something.  Buzz adds in that anytime the Smashers want a piece of them, they know where they are.

Southern Belle comes back out and says she’ll be scouting the next two ladies matches.

We head back to the ring for our ladies match.  Lexy Flexx makes her way to the ring first and is followed out by her opponent Betsy Cummings.  Lexy owned this match as she had to defend her spot in the top 10 lineup.  She really didn’t need to do much as Betsy was practically tripping over herself in the ring.  Lexy used up 13 minutes to showcase her talent to the fans and to Southern Belle.  Belle was really impressed after Lexy reversed a leaping snapmare and turned it into a pumphandle Lexy-Plex.  She got the easy 3 count and retains her spot in the lineup.  Belle applauds at ringside.

Reid Rothchild is backstage and says that he 100% underestimated ScooterJ but says it will never happen again.  Once he and Master Bull are back under the same roof, he will teach ScooterJ the meaning of respect.

Our next Ladies match is on and this time, Queen’s Court ruler Queen Beckett gets to take on Jazz Emmett.  For 17 minutes, her royalness controlled the match but it seems after that, she totally ran out of steam and all Jazz had to do was to hold on for 3 more minutes.  Jazz managed to actually turn to the match into her favor but she didn’t have enough in the tank to keep the Queen’s shoulders to the mat for a 3 count.  The match ends up in a 20 minute time limit draw.  Belle watched from ringside but really didn’t seem all that impressed.   Belle ends up leaving just as the time limit expired.  I take it this means neither of these women are on Belle’s short list.  (20 min draw)

Chic Monroe, Wendell Hammerschimdt & (a beat up) Billy Robbins call out the Tag champs & Hernandez and challenge them to a 6 man match.  Chic says if they don’t accept, it proves they are nothing but cowards.

We head back to the ring for Tag team action.  The Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) come out first.  Music changes and the oh-so-popular the Steel Curtain come out to the biggest pop of the night so far.  This one was also just another ass-kicking.  Once again, the tag team champs the Smashers come out.  It looks like they were going to attack the Steel Curtain but instead (as MJ distracted the ref) attacked the Ryzing Storm injuring them.  The Smashers remained at ringside just to play mind games with the Steel Curtain.  Anytime the SC tried to go for a pin, MJ or the Smashers would distract the ref.  Finally, the bell rang bringing this one to a 20 minute draw.   The Steel Curtain were pissed.  Just as they left the ring, the Smashers ran in and “smashed” the Ryzing Storm.  It appears that they are making a statement to the rest of the tag team division.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out just as the Smashers and MJ are leaving.  Max warns them to tread lightly and MJ tells Max that these two men are the World Tag Team champions and they will do whatever they want, whenever they want and to whomever they want.  If one of those teams wants to try their hand at taking on these two men, they are welcome to but need to make sure they have rooms booked at the local hospital as they will need serious medical attention afterwards.  MJ and the Smashers leave laughing.

It is time for our Main Event and it will be for the World Title.  The challenger comes out first and as the music hits, out comes Outback Oscar.  Oscar is pumped and high-fives with the fans as he rushes down to the ring.  The music changes and out comes the World Champion The Stache.  Stache takes his time as he heads to the ring soaking in the reactions from the crowd.  Oscar has waited a long time for this and appears to be ready.  The Stache extends his hand and the two shake.  The bell rings and this one is underway.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled DC

Outback Oscar rolled OC.

Outback Oscar executes a FULL NELSON FACE SMASH....

The Stache attempts to defend against FULL NELSON FACE SMASH but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled OC/TT

Outback Oscar rolled DC

The Stache executes a THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK)....

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK) but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled OC.

Outback Oscar rolled DC

The Stache executes a THROW OUT OF RING....Oscar goes flying over the top rope and crashes hard on the floor.  It appears that he is hurt.

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

Outback Oscar is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...

Outback Oscar makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.

The Stache scores 7 points.

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled OC.

Outback Oscar rolled DC

The Stache executes a RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK)....

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK) but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled DC

Outback Oscar rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Stache rolled OC.

Outback Oscar rolled OC.

The Stache executes a THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH)....

Outback Oscar executes a SPINNING ELBOW DROP....

The Stache straps in the THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH).

Oscar, still hurting from his awkward landing on the floor screams in pain.  In order to avoid permanent damage, he has to tap out.  Outback Oscar submits!!!

The Stache wins with a THE HANDLEBAR (CAMEL CLUTCH) over Outback Oscar!!!

The Stache retains his title in this (unfortunately) short match.  In a show of sportsmanship, the Stache helps Oscar to his feet and shakes hands with him.   Oscar is helped from the ring as the Stache remains in the ring celebrating as well as interacting with fans at ringside.  This brings tonight’s show to an end.

Stay Tuned as there is more action on the horizon.