HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 09.03

Hello and welcome back to our (final) September newsletter.  We are finally getting caught up on the news so without further ado, let’s get right into it.

We have had a few performers move to the unemployment line.  The first was Devon Dudley.  This came from a tag team match against the Shield.  Master Bull said that one of the men (Bubba, Devon, Roman or Seth) would be heading to the unemployment line.  The Shield got the win after pinning Devon.  This immediately put Bubba Ray without a tag team partner.  Bubba went to the ring and said that since he could no longer go after the tag team titles with his only choice of a partner, he would go after singles.  He said that Brock Lesnar was bullying all the people in the HWF and it would take a Bully to take down a bully.  Bubba said that from now on, he would be known as (anti) Bully Ray and he was immediately throwing down a challenge to the HWF World Champion.  We’ll have to wait and see if Brock accepts the challenge.

The next person to retire is BJ Whitmer.  This one came from a match between Prestige Inc (Reid and Magnus) against BJ and Jeff Hardy.  Prestige got the win after Magnus hit a sitout powerbomb on BJ.  After the match, Jeff questioned BJ’s dedication and felt he let him down.  Jeff then attacked BJ and tossed him out of the ring.  Jeff then got on the mic and said he was putting the band back together.  Not only was he dedicating himself to tag team action, he would also be going after the 6 man titles too.  He announced his new tag team partners.  Out first came Shelton Benjamin.  Benjamin shooks hands with Jeff.  Jeff then announced the 3^rd member of the team and it is none other than his brother Matt Hardy.  Matt makes his return to the ring.  Master Bull makes his way out and welcomes Matt back to the HWF.  He then says we get to see them in action against Prestige Inc.   In 13 minutes, the team of the Hardys and Shelton Benjamin get the win after Jeff finished off Magnus with a slingshot suplex.

Cowboy James Storm came down and said that he was cashing in his title shot right here and now.  He called out the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  Storm has a beef to settle with Lethal and Jay hospitalized him after hitting him in the throat with the ringside bell.  Storm said that his contract also allowed him to pick the stipulation.  He said that this match will be a Lights Out match.  Lethal then added that it will be a best of 3 Falls.  The match began hard and fast after Lethal hit Storm with a piledriver on the concrete.  Storm somehow managed to smash Lethal’s head into the ringpost.  Both men are already bleeding.  The match went on for 5 minutes longer.  Storm connected with 2 superkicks and then broke a bottle over Lethal’s head.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 and wins the first fall.  Fall #2 was decided to be ECW rules.  This one saw everything including the kitchen sink get used.  After 11 minutes of beating the hell out of each other, Lethal gets the pin after a flying elbow smash.  This led to the rubber match which would, of course, be settled in the confines of a steel cage but not just any cage, but a barb wire cage.   With the amount of blood lost by these two in the first two matches, it’s a wonder how they didn’t just pass out.  This one went 25 minutes and was just as action packed as the first two. 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

 

James Storm reverses DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal neutralizes HARD CHOPS.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 4 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a DIVE OVER NECK SNAP....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against DIVE OVER NECK SNAP but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND BARBWIRE....

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 14 points.

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

James Storm kicks out of the pin!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal gets 3 points for the pin attempt.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 10 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

James Storm kicks out of the pin!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal gets 5 points for the pin attempt.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a INVERTED SUPLEX....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a LASH OPPONENTS BACK WITH BARBWIRE -- DRAW BLOOD....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal neutralizes LASH OPPONENTS BACK WITH BARBWIRE -- DRAW BLOOD.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 4 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

James Storm executes a PECOS POWER SLAM....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SUPERKICK....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm executes a EYE OF THE STORM....

James Storm scores 10 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

 

James Storm attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

James Storm scores 2 points.

 

 

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

 

James Storm reverses HIP TOSS!

James Storm executes a RIGHT FISTS....

 

James Storm scores 5 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against SUPERKICK but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a FLYING ELBOW SMASH....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal reverses KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SNAP SUPLEX....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a NA....

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against NA but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a INVERTED SUPLEX....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm executes a EYE RAKE ON BARBWIRE....

James Storm scores 12 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC/TT

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a SNAP SUPLEX....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 7 points.

 

James Storm executes a SUPERKICK....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a LETHAL COMBINATION....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm absorbs the punishment.

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a DIVE OVER NECK SNAP....

 

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal attempts to defend against DIVE OVER NECK SNAP but is unsuccessful.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 2 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC/TT

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 6 points.

 

James Storm executes a STOMP IN CORNER....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 8 points.

 

James Storm executes a HARD CHOPS....

James Storm scores 7 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a HIP TOSS....

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 6 points.

 

James Storm executes a DEATH SENTENCE....

James Storm scores 10 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled DC

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

James Storm executes a IRISH WHIP OPPONENT INTO BARB WIRE....

 

James Storm scores 15 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal absorbs the punishment.

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 0 points.

 

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Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal rolled OC.

 

James Storm rolled OC.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal executes a LETHAL COMBINATION....

 

James Storm executes a CHOKE BETWEEN ROPES AND BARBWIRE....

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal scores 3 points.

 

James Storm scores 0 points.

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

James Storm was pinned by Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal!!!

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal climbs out of the cage!

 

Jay "Black Machismo" Lethal wins with a Climb out of steel cage over James Storm!!!

 

Jay Lethal retains the Intercontinental Championship after 3 hard fought matches.  After the match, Lethal actually went over to shake Storm’s hand and received a superkick to the face for his efforts.  Storm managed to stumble to the back to receive medical attention.

Casey Jones was in the back talking to the Mexicali Flyers when all of a sudden, he is attacked by Mick Foley.  Foley hit Casey with a barbwire bat, a 2x4 wrapped in barb wire and then threw Casey into a fence wrapped in, yep, barb wire.  Casey was left a bleeding mess.  The Mexicali Flyers didn’t know what to do so they called in medical attention.

Fusion Valentine said that she would accept Spider Violet’s challenge but there needed to be something else on the line.  She told the Spider that if she wants this match so bad, she needs to put her career on the line.  As of this writing, we are still waiting for a response. 

Stay tuned.  We have more coming as October begins. 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 09.02

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We apologize for the lack of information posted this month but “real life” surfaced and, well, you know how those things go.  Here are some of the goings-on that transpired over the last few weeks.

As posted in our last newsletter Brad Maddox and Mike “the Axe” Medley defeated the Shield to become the new World Tag Team Champions much to the chagrin of Master Bull.  Master Bull was looking for some way to get the belts off those two when the Mexicali Flyers walked by.  Master Bull called the Flyers aside and told them that they have been picked to face Medley and Maddox for the belts at the “Revenge: Day of Reckoning” PPV.  Handsome G caught up to them and explained it to the Flyers who were ecstatic.  Following behind them was El Chango.  Chango was told to head to the ring with the Flyers for 6-man competition. 

The Mexicali Flyers and El Chango came out with Handsome G.  They get to the ring and are wondering who their opponents are.  Out comes 3MB juking and jiving to their music.  It took 20 minutes with 3MB controlling the tempo of the match but Heath turned around and got super kicked out of the ring.  He ended up getting counted out and costing him team a win.  The Flyers and Chango celebrated in the ring with Handsome G.

Prestige Inc was in the back and Master Bull and said that they had a match.  “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and King Damian Sandow has something else in mind.  “You know Master Bullshit” Reid began “we are Prestige Inc.  We do what we want, when we want.  We are not your stooges to do your bidding.”  Master Bull chimed in “Well, if you really feel that way, your team will be officially out of the 6 man tag team competitions.”  King Damian then replied “You can’t do that.  I don’t care if you carry some stupid title and think you’re the shit.  I am ROYALTY around here and expect you to give us the respect we not only deserve but are entitled to.”  Master Bull continued “If you want to be entitled to a job, I suggest you get to the ring for your match.  Oh, and by the way, it’s against the Shield.  And Raquel, you better get ready for your match as you will be up after them.”  Prestige Inc sat there fuming but ended up heading to the ring.

Prestige Inc came down for their 6 man tag team match against the Shield.  In a total ass-whupping, the Shield totally dominated Prestige Inc and after 37 minutes of beatdown, Roman Reigns gets the win after hitting a spear on Magnus.

As the 3 male members of Prestige Inc slinked to the back, Raquel stayed out there for her match.  She was told the title would be on the line against Alicia Fox.  This one was also a long match.  Alicia totally dominated the champion but Raquel refused to give up.  Alicia tried time and again to get a pin but Raquel would not stay down.  Just before the 30 minute time limit, Alicia hits a monkey flip and goes for a pin but Raquel was close to the ropes and grabbed them just as the bell rang signaling the end of the match.  This one goes to a time limit draw.  Raquel barely escapes with the title but Alicia will most likely receive a future title match.

Professor Cobra then made his way out to the ring and called down Eric Young.  Young made his way down.  Young basically said that this was all business and it’s not personal so he needs to give up stalking him.  Cobra wanted to know why EY was being such a dick.  EY told him to say that again; this time right to his face.  Cobra said “why…are …you…being…such…a…dick?”  EY then attacked Cobra and hit a low blow.  Cobra goes down and then EY hits his signature neckbreaker.   “How about that Professor?  You’ve been beaten by a ‘dick’”.  EY then left Cobra down and out in the ring.

Next on the card is Bran-Don-Goh taking on the Super Warrior.  In a 24 minute match, Bran-Don-Goh gets the win after hitting a leapfrog body guillotine.  After the match, he punted SW in the head.  He yelled at him that they weren’t finished and he left the ring.

Next up is Mr. Wrestling 4 in singles action.  He is accompanied by King Mo.  4 is in the ring waiting for his opponent when the man in black sneaks out from under the ring and levels 4 with a chair.  King Mo sees this and tries to grab the illusive mystery man but he is spry enough to get away.  We still don’t know who this guy is.  Looks like 4’s match is called off but instead King Mo says he’ll wrestle.  Out comes Samoa Joe.  King Mo took this one down the MMA route and kept the big Samoan off his game.  At the 15 minute mark, the man in black appeared at ringside again distracting him.  Joe took advantage and hit a muscle buster for the win.   Joe did not seem to be happy getting the win this way but he’ll take it.

Our second to last match has the World tag team champions Mike “the Axe” Medley and Brad Maddox taking on the Colons (Epico and Primo).  Maddox was sure to remind the ref that the match would only be 15 minutes long.  The champs took this match to the challengers and probably would have come off with a win but the time limit expired at 15 minutes.  They retained the titles via DRAW.

The main event of the evening is X-Division Champion ODB taking on former champion The Miz.  This is Miz’s chance to regain the belt he lost at the PPV.  It only took 7 minutes and a legsweep facebuster for Miz to get the title back.  Unfortunately, ODB got her immediate rematch.  Master Bull came out and said that this would be a no Countout match.  Miz had tried to leave 3x in the match but was forced to keep heading back in.  At the 15 minute mark, ODB hits a carpet facebuster on Miz and gets the 1-2-3.  Now it is time for the rubber match.  We head to a steel cage.  ODB has this look on her face like a tiger who’s been starved and now sees fresh meat.  Miz looked like he just wanted to get out of there.

The match begins with Miz grinding ODB’s face into the cage blinding her.  The fans boo him.  The Miz follows that up with a headscissors takedown and a legsweep facebuster.  He goes for the pin but ODB kicks out a 1.  ODB hits a TKO but falls down.  Miz then kicks her.  The fans boo even more.  Miz hits a headscissors takedown and ODB pulls out some brass knuckles and nails Miz drawing blood.  She goes for the pin but only gets 2.   She hits a fallaway slam and Miz battles back with a discus punch.   ODB hits a series of chops and Miz hits another discus punch.   ODB hits a fallaway slam and Miz nails a swinging neckbreaker.  ODB locks in a bearhug but Miz battles out and hits a headscissors takedown.  ODB goes for chops but Miz neutralizes them.   ODB hits a carpet facebuster but Miz hits a legsweep facebuster.  He goes for a pin but only gets 2.  ODB battles back and nails the Dirty Dozen.  Miz just takes it.  ODB goes for a dropkick but Miz moves and the ref eats it.  ODB locks in a bearhug but Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker.  ODB connects with a missile dropkick and Miz hits his basement dropkick twice.  ODB hits the carpet facebuster and Miz nails the skull crushing finale but there is no ref to make the count.  ODB hits a TKO and Miz takes her down with a headscissors twice.  He follows it up with a springboard legdrop and a discus punch.  He goes for a pin (the ref is finally up) but ODB kicks right out.  Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker but ODB nails the Dirty Dozen and goes for the pin but only gets 2.  ODB goes to grind Miz’s face in the cage but he blocks it and hits the Reality check out of nowhere.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  He rushes to the door and escapes the cage.  The Miz has won his title back.  What a match. 

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned as there is more news coming.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 09.01

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This writer was busy the last couple of days sending out information on our sister federation the ODOR (Old, Dead or Retired) Federation (http://eodrf.blogspot.com).  This is the federation where everyone not on an active roster within the WWE, TNA or ROH go (including those who are dead as well as retired from the sport).

Back on this side, we start off in Master Bull’s office.  He has sitting there Mike “the Axe” Medley and Brad Maddox.  Master Bull is beside himself at the deceit and trickery done by these two.  As Master Bull is rambling on, Medley and Maddox are snickering at what they were able to pull off.  “Do you think this is funny?” Master Bull asks.  Medley and Maddox are trying to not laugh out loud.  “Well funny guys, we’ll see who will be laughing last after I put the two of you in a match against the Shield.”  “Come on Bull” Medley interjects “we were only having fun.  Dibiasi didn’t deserve to get put in a match after he turned in his notice.”

“I don’t care.  I am in charge here, not you.  Now, as for your match…” It was Maddox’s turn in speak up “Well, if you’re going to put us in a match we are not  prepared for, then you better have the tag titles on the line.  That is, unless you’re scared.”  “Fine funny man.  Tag team title match between you and the Shield will be the main event.  You better go get yourselves prepared.”  Maddox looked concerned but Medley told him they’d be fine.

Our first match of the night is a continuing grudge match between Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.  The Spider really wants a piece of Ms. Valentine.  This match is a relatively short one.  Even though they were pretty matched up, about the 7 minute mark, Spider started to get the upper hand.  Seeing the writing on the wall, Fusion bailed out of the ring and ended up getting counted out much to the disappointment of the Spider.  Spider gets on the mic and tells Fusion she just can’t keep running away.  “I hereby challenge you, at the Revenge: Day of Reckoning PPV in October, to an ‘I Quit’ match and the only way there is a winner is for one of us to yell into a microphone that we surrender; we give up; we QUIT!  What do you say?”   Fusion just waived her hands at her and walked off.  We will have to see if she ends up accepting the challenge.

Next on the card is the Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel defending her title.  Raquel had said that she doesn’t believe in a Top 10 so she would pick the person she feels is best qualified.  She ends up calling down Nikki Bella.  Natalya Neidhart comes out and makes her way to the announce table to watch the match.  A few times Natalya got up and gave Nikki some advice and each time she did, the challenger got a leg up.  Raquel got tired of that and dumped the Bella twin to the opposite side of the ring.  She then bodyslammed her hard on the floor and rolled back in just before the 10 count.  Ravishing Raquel retains the title via countout decision.

Alicia Fox then comes out and challenges Natalya for her spot (even though it is not being recognized by the champ, we have to have some sort of ranking here).  Alicia really wants the next title shot so she brought her A game.  She was owning the daughter of the Anvil but it wasn’t until Raquel came back down to ringside that it threw Natalya off her game and Alicia capitalized with a monkey flip and her feet on the ropes to secure the win.

Next up was Jay Lethal defending the Intercontinental title against Cody Rhodes.  The match ended up going to a 20 minute time limit draw.  Neither man were really happy about it but it was Cody who took it harder.  He started tearing up ringside until Master Bull came out and told him to cool off.  Rhodes didn’t stop and then Master Bull told him that effective immediately, Rhodes is on mental leave.  He is to take time off and get his head on straight.  Until that happens, Rhodes is not allowed to compete or attend any CSWA or HWF event.  Security came out and forcibly escorted Rhodes out of the building.

Next on the card is a “brawl to settle it all” between Mankind and Casey Jones.  This one is being set up as a Cole Miner’s Glove match.  Mankind begins with raking the face of Casey with the glove and then applying the mandible claw.  A busted up Casey hits a backhand chop but Mankind stops him with a  running knee to the face.  Casey hits an eye gouge.  Mankind goes for a loaded glove low blow but Casey kicks the glove out of his hands at the last minute.  Mankind then smashes Casey with a miner’s helmet.  Casey hits the Strikeout headbutt twice.  Mankind hits a swinging neckbreaker and Casey smashes Mankind’s face into an expose turnbuckle drawing blood.  Mankind battles back with rapid slugs to the head.  Casey grabs the loaded glove and mauls Mankind with it.  Casey then smashes Mankind into the exposed turnbuckle.  Mankind somehow clotheslines Casey over the top rope to the concrete floor.  He follows him out and hits a loaded glove low blow to Casey.  He then locks in the Mandible claw but Casey battles out of it.  Mankind then goes for a haymaker; Casey ducks and the ref gets knocked out.   Mankind uses the gloved hand to hit a face rake and the Mandible claw.  There is no ref to make the count.  Mankind continues to dish out more punishment until Casey nails a flying elbow drop.  He makes his own count and would have won but alas, no official ref to make the count.   Casey goes for a second one but it is reversed and Mankind goes for a swinging neckbreaker but that gets nullified.   This goes on for another 15 minutes with no one person getting a clear advantage.  Finally the end comes after Mankind nails a swinging neckbreaker.  He goes for the claw but Casey, in a desperate act, nails a flying elbow smash.  The ref counts 1….2…..3 and Casey Jones is the winner.  An exhausted Casey Jones drops to the mat.  The ref raises his hand in victory but that victory is short lived.  Mankind stands up and takes off his mask revealing himself as Mick Foley.  Foley uses the helmet to knock Casey out.    Foley drags himself up the ramp leaving a bloody carcass in the ring.

Our final match has Brad Maddox and Mike “the Axe” Medley challenging for the tag team titles.  The crew got the ring mat changed out as both teams make their way to the ring.  Before the bell could ring, out comes Master Bull.  “Oh, and by the way, this will be a Falls Count Anywhere match.  AND if you Medley and Maddox lose, you will both be FIRED.  How about them apples?”

The match begins and goes for 37 long minutes and is dominated by the CHALLENGERS!  Holy Cow!   Medley and Maddox are working together like a well-oiled machine with quick tags and double teaming on the champs.  At the 36 minute mark, Maddox and Rollins fall over the top rope.  Rollins goes to whip Brad into the ringpost but Brad reverses it and Seth tastes the steel of the ring post.  He collapses to the floor.  Roman Reigns saw that and could not believe his eyes.  Medley takes the opportunity to hit Roman with a Power Punch.    He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  OH MY GOD!  The Axe and Maddox have won.  Master Bull is at the top of the ramp and he is livid.  He tells the new champs that the rematch begins now.

“Hang on a second” yells Maddox.  “Make sure you take a look at the paperwork you are holding.  Look it over really good before you start this up”.  “Whatever” Master Bull yells back.  “Just start the match.” Honest Abe just shrugs and starts the match.  Maddox starts off against Seth Rollins.  The Shield (mostly Roman Reigns as Rollins was still suffering) were beating the snot out of the new champs when, all of a sudden at the 15 minute mark, the bell rang.  Master Bull looked confused.  The match is being called a time limit draw.  What the hell?  Master Bull’s eyes go wide with shock and he digs into the paperwork only to find that hidden stipulation.  It says that if Maddox and Medley win the belts, from now on, their matches will only be 15 minutes in length.  They put another one over the GM.  Medley and Maddox bail out of the ring and head out through the crowd while a pissed off Shield and Master Bull watch in dismay.

Stay Tuned.  More to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.08 – Fallout from the Clash

Hi Fans.  Sorry about the little hiatus there but after the fabulous show we had, Master Bull actually gave the wrestlers a week off.  Who knew this old grouch has a soft spot.

We start off with news about one of CSWA’s own calling it quits.  Ted Dibiasi Jr has decided to hang up his tights to go spend time with his family and possibly pursue some more acting gigs.  We wish him the best in his future endeavors.   One person, however, does not.  Yep, you guessed it.  Master Bull.  Master Bull was not willing to let Dibiasi leave on his own.  He told Ted that he had one more match he needed to work.  Ted tried to explain that he was done but Master Bull would not hear of it.  He sent Ted down to the ring and told him his opponent would be following shortly.

Master Bull scrounged around the back looking for a schmo to send to the ring and he came across Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Even though Medley had time off, he was still smarting from his title loss to King Damian Sandow.  Master Bull sent Medley to the ring and told him that he wanted Dibiasi punished for abandoning the federation (even though Dibiasi hasn’t been involved in any feuds for some time).

The Axe gets in the ring and just before the bell can ring, Master Bull gets on the mic “Now Teddie, I don’t want you to think you can skip out of here and get DQ’d so I am making this match a No Countout or DQ match.  You have a match and I expect you to wrestle.”  Also, I am bringing back one person who was forced into retirement early.  He will be the special guest referee for this match.  The ref comes down and it is Brad Maddox.  The bell rang and the Axe closed in.  He then executed the most devastating move in all of professional wrestling…the finger poke of doom.  Axe pokes Ted and he falls.  Axe makes the cover and the ref quickly counts 1-2-3.  Dibiasi actually celebrates in the ring with Medley and Maddox.  Master Bull is on the outside and he is livid.  He says that both Medley and Maddox will pay.

Next up was a pre-taped conference held by the Negronomicon.  Here is his follow up  following the retirement announcement from Donnie B.

·         Cut to a press conference:

"I'd like to read from a prepared statement.

Big Daddy Donnie B is a bastard. Always has been. He has consistently under paid his most talented employees when he ran his unbelievably pathetic wrestling federation and, as a wrestler, managed to stick up match after match after match no matter how many more talented opponents he faced.

Nevertheless, being that I am the bigger man, I will say something nice about him.

He smells like lavender. All the time. Very girlish, but who am I to speak ill of one man's "hobbies".

In all seriousness...you SUCK Donnie B. I hope you rot.”  End conference.

Now, we all know that the Negronomicon is very bitter but I think he took this too far.  I don’t know if he was dropped on his head as a kid or what but he seems to hate the world and everyone in it.  I’m very surprised Law and Order got him to agree to work with them.

Next, we wanted to discuss the health of El Chango.  As you may remember, El Chango got hurt at the PPV but he was immediately checked out and short of a few bumps and bruises, he is in good shape.

Our next match on the card is a rematch between Kevin Steen and Hernandez.  These two had a great 24 minute battle.  Steen controlled the match for the first 8 minutes and then Hernandez took over. At the 24 minute mark, Hernandez nails a nasty shoulder smash and rolled Steen up for the pin.  After the match, Hernandez went to shake Kevin’s hand and at first he didn’t want to shake it but eventually gave in.

Announcer Marc announced his good fortune.  He played the Lotto and he scored a whopping $600.  Good for him.

Cowboy James Storm then came out.  He said that his win in the tournament gives him a shot at any HWF title he wants.  He started off with the European Champion King Damian Sandow.  He said that he was all American and wasn’t interested in that belt.  He then brought up the World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.  He said that Christian beat the beast so anything is possible but he wasn’t ready for that challenge.  He then zeroed in on the Intercontinental Championship held by Jay Lethal.  He said that Lethal, like him, was a consummate professional and he would like the opportunity to meet him in the ring.  He then announced he would cash in his title shot against Lethal.  The IC Champ then came out to “Pomp and Circumstance” dressed like the Macho Man.  He gets to the ring still mimicking his idol Randy “Macho Man” Savage.  Lethal said he accepts the challenge.  Storm then goes to shake Lethal’s hand and receives a superkick to the face for his efforts.  Lethal climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes flying connecting with a elbow smash to Storm’s throat.  He then goes to the outside and grabs the ringside bell.  He helps Storm to his feet and then nails him in the head with the bell (GONG!).  Storm is busted open.  Lethal stands over the fallen Cowboy holding his title.  Eventually he leaves.  Storm is helped up but refuses to be carried to the back. He storms (pun intended) to the back looking for Lethal.

Master Bull meets up with James Storm and tells him that, yes, what happened was tragic but he was to go cool off.  He told Storm to leave the arena and go to the hospital and get checked out.  Storm reluctantly agreed.

Next we have a tournament working towards our 6 man tag team champions.  Tonight, it is Prestige Inc with the Women’s champion Ravishing Raquel taking on 3MB.  This one went 19 minutes.  After a triple team on Magnus, Drew McIntyre turned and started making lewd comments to Ravishing Raquel.  Reid jumped in and nails a ReiDDT.  Magnus picks Drew up and nails a Samoan drop for the 1-2-3.  Prestige Inc is one step closer to the title finals.

Our next 6 man tag team match has the Mexicali Flyers with El Chango taking on the Colon’s and Zack Ryder.   This one went 13 minutes with El Chango and Tornado en Fuego doing all the work.  For some reason, El Dragon did not get tagged in as he looked worse for wear.

The main event of the night is the HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar defending against the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  This was a short one.  Brock was beating the snot out of Lethal until Lethal dumped the champ over the top rope. Lethal followed him out and hit a superkick sending Brock into the audience.  He jumps back in the ring just beating the 10 count.  Lethal gets the win via countout.  Brock is standing outside the ring but he is smirking.  Lethal asks what he is grinning at.  Brock moves out of the way and standing there is James Storm.  He rushes the ring and Lethal bails.  The show ends with Storm yelling at the champ as Lethal backed up cautiously up the ramp.

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HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.07 – Clash of the Champions Day 2

Hello fans and welcome to Day 2 of Clash of the Champions.  Yesterday was insane and today will prove to be no different.  We begin with our two announcers: Marvelous Marc and Flyin Brian. 

Marc: Hello fans and welcome to Day 2.  Yesterday was off the hook so today will prove to be no different. 

Brian: You got that right buddy.  And guess what?  There some fans sitting at home who decided to take Master Bull at his word and tried to get tickets to today’s show.  Unfortunately, the show is sold out.  Master Bull was walking in and saw the line of people being turned away.  One guy walked up with his kid and begged Master Bull to let them in.  The kid even started to cry.  Master Bull, without missing a beat, told the kid to “grow up (he is only 10) and get used to disappointment”.  As he walked away, we heard him mutter “Damn Texans.  I’m surrounded by a bunch of crybabies.”

Marc:  Wow that is really harsh; especially talking to a 10 year old kid.
Brian: Well, that’s our boss for you.  Speaking of the boss, here comes Master Bull.

Master Bull made his way out to the ring.  “Dallas Texas, welcome to day 2 of Clash of the Champions.  I’m not going to stand around and hem and haw so we are going to get right down to the action.” 

Music blares and out Reid Rothchild led by the NEW Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid has a mic.  “Ok, Master Bullshit, you can leave now.  Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you the NEW and undisputed Women’s champion, my fiancé, the lovely Ravishing Raquel.”  He turns to a fan “Shut your mouth, fat ass or I’ll shut it for you.”  We pan the crowd and see Superfans Derek and Joel in their normal area at ringside.  Derek is holding a sign “Marry Me instead, Raquel” and Joel’s sign says “Raquel’s number is 867-5309”.  Raquel takes the mic. “Didn’t I tell you?  Didn’t I say that I was going to be the next Women’s champion?  Each and every one of you doubted me.  And now guess what?  You’re all still ignorant and here I stand, a champion, with the greatest guy a girl could want – Reid Rothchild - and the greatest team ever – Prestige Inc.  We will reign with total domination over all challengers and will put you all in your place, sheep.”  Reid asks for the mic back. “Oh ravishing one, these sheep can’t comprehend the sheer awesomeness we bring so for now, lets leave them to their mundane lives.”  Reid flips off the crowd and leaves with Raquel.

Brian: That Reid Rothchild really is a jerk.

Marc: Yeah but he has the girl and she really is Ravishing.
Brian: You got that right buddy. 
Marc: Well, it looks like our first match is about to start.

The first match of the night is Bran-Don-Goh taking on the returning Super Warrior.  B makes his way down to the ring with Fusion Valentine.  The bell rings and SW wants to shake Bran-Don-Goh’s hand but he refuses.  B starts off with a Dango Suplex Slam and SW hits a cobra clutch and follows it up with a  Super Flapjack.  He then hits a one arm chokeslam.  B comes back with a body avalanche and then tosses SW out of the ring.  Warrior is back in at 4.  SW hits a power punch and B hits the Dango suplex slam.  He makes the cover but only gets a 2 count.  SW battles back with the Wayner Stomp.  B tries to toss SW out again but he holds the ropes nullifying the move.   B hits the ropes and connects with a leapfrog body guillotine.  He makes the cover but only gets a 1 count.  He then hits a flying spinning heel kick and SW hits a reverse neckbreaker.  B hits the heel kick again and SW nails the super powerslam.  B hits the dango suplex slam and SW stops him with a power punch.  To make a point, SW hits him with a second power punch.  B is bent over gasping for breath.  He fakes out the Warrior and tosses him out of the ring.  He then throws him into the steps and then climbs back in the ring.  He plays to the crowd thinking he’s getting the win but SW makes it back in at 9.  B is astounded. SW looks a little worse for wear.  He locks in a cobra clutch but can’t hold onto it as B tosses him out of the ring again.  This time, he handcuffs the Super Warrior to ringside.  He makes it back in and SW is counted out.   Bran-Don-Goh gets the win via Countout.  He takes a mic. 

 

“I used to believe in you and you betrayed me.  You put your needs before those of your fans and you turned your back on us.  Do you know who I am?  I am Bran-Don-Goh.  I am here in the HWF because of who I know.  I am the Rock’s (pop from the crowd) cousin’s best friend’s daughter’s boyfriend’s cousin twice removed.  The Rock may have gotten me here but I am here to say and whether you like it or not, you better learn to love it because BRAN…DON…GOH…SAID SO!"

With that, the Super Warrior got freed from the handcuff and as soon as B saw that, he took off with Fusion Valentine following.  Super Warrior got in the ring and picked up the mic:

Hear me Warriors! Unleash your raging voice for the Super Warrior has returned!!! Where have I been? What have I been doing? I...had a problem, I had lost my edge... A real man admits when he has a problem and a Warrior is the ULTIMATE man so this is me admitting my problem. Someone from my past saw that I had a problem too and he helped me DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Back to Parts Unknown I went, training in the Old Ways, he re-instilled in me the intensity, fury and confidence that I had lost! I owe this all to one man and that man is.... Mohammad Hassan!!!

What?! You were expecting someone else?! Now Mohammad and I have definitely NOT seen eye to eye in the past but this man has an indomitable Warrior Spirit and that is what he has helped me find again! YOu all know of his HIGHLY decorated past, he has attained MANY championships in his time so if anyone can bring be back to my winning ways, it is he! So now I am back, better than ever and ready to wage war and first on my hit list is YOU Bran-Don-Goh! You who CLAIMED to be my BIGGEST FAN... and yet you take to the ring as a BALLROOM DANCER?! NO self-respecting Warrior or even a fan of such would be caught dead with this gimmick! Warriors DO NOT DANCE!!! Warriors rage and wage war! You ask yourself why, despite all of your fandom, did I never acknowledge you? It is because I could sense that you DO NOT have the heart of a WARRIOR! Now I challenge YOU to throw off this ridiculous gimmick you have chosen for yourself and PROVE ME WRONG!!!

 
Brian: Damn, the Super Warrior really is intense.
Marc: I agree and I totally thought he was going to say that he was being reconditioned by the Ultimate Warrior but I guess it was a swerve.

The next match on the card is King Damian Sandow vs. Mike “the Axe” Medley for the European title.  The stipulation on this one is that if Sandow wins, the European title will move to the HWF.  The match goes 11 minutes and Sandow gets the pin after executing the double arm neckbreaker.  Medley gets his immediate rematch.  Sandow starts off with knee lifts to the midsection.  Axe nails a forearm uppercut.  Sandow hits more kneelifts and Axe tosses him out of the ring for a 3 count.  Sandow comes back with pummeling fists and Axe meets those with a side headlock (BORING).  Sandow nails a swinging neckbreaker and Axe hits a backbreaker.  Sandow then takes Medley’s knee out with a knee clip from behind.  Axe holds him off with another uppercut.  Medley locks in a side headlock (BORING) and the King hits a double arm neckbreaker.  This match is even.  Sandow kicks Medley in the gut and Axe nails a shoulder tackle.   Damian hits the neckbreaker and goes for the pin but Mike kicks out at 2.  The King hits a knee drop and Mike locks in (yep again) the side headlock and follows it up with a knee to the gut of Sandow.  Mike locks in the side headlock yet again.  Sandow battles back with a full nelson face smash.  He follows it up with another knee clip but Mike hits the Axe.  He goes for the pin but Damian kicks out at 2.  Mike locks in another side headlock and then tosses Damian out of the ring.  Sandow tries to walk away but Mike brings him back.  Sandow eye rakes Mike but gets tossed out.  Sandow grabs the belt and walks away.  He gets counted out but Mike does NOT win the title back.  King Damian Sandow is once again the European Champion and takes the belt to the HWF.

Next up is AJ Styles vs Mankind for the US title.  Before the match could begin, Mankind states that Master Bull has made this a “last man standing” match.  Anything goes.  The loser will be the one who does not make it to the 10 count.  The match ends up going 19 ½ minutes with Mankind controlling the entire match.  The end came after Casey Jones ran down (hockey stick in hand) and beat the living snot out of Mankind.  He ended up hitting a piledriver on the exposed concrete.  Mankind was not able to answer the 10 count so AJ Styles is declared the winner.

Next in the lineup is our 6 man tag event with the Mexicali Flyers w/ Handsome G and El Chango vs Law and Order and the Negronomicon.  Tornado en Fuego starts off against Cowboy Shizzle.  Shizzle starts off by trying to remove Torando’s mask.  Tornado goes for a superkick but it is reversed and the Cowboy nails the Shizzle Bomb.  Tornado goes for the superkick and connects.  He goes for a second but it is reversed.  Shizzle goes for the shizzle bomb but that gets neutralized.  Tornado hits another superkick and the cowboy hits a flying elbow.  Tornado hits yet another superkick (is this all he knows?) and Shizzle tosses him out of the ring.  He is back in at 8.  Shizzle hits the Shizzle bomb and then tags in the Negronomicon.  N drops the Tornado with a bitch slap.  Tornado begins to beg off Negronomicon.  He offers friendship and then kicks N in the groin.  He makes the hot tag to El Chango.   The Cowboy and Marshall hit the ring.  Marshall takes out El Dragon and Negronomicon takes out the Tornado.  They then hit a snap suplex, a thrust kick and then a back bodydrop out of the ring.  Handsome G takes a bitch slap for getting in too close.  El Chango landed hard and looked like he may have hurt his knee.  He ends up getting counted out giving the win to Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon.  After the match, Tornado and El Dragon clear the ring with steel chairs.  They help El Chango up and then head to the back.

Superfan Derek and Joel were hot.  They were yelling all kinds of obscenities at Law and Order; most of which we could not type here.

Brian:  DAMN Law and Order!  DAMN them straight to HELL.

Marc: Easy there buddy.  Don’t get a coronary.
Brian: The Mexicali Flyers owned that match and they got screwed.
Marc: Trust me, I’m sure they’ll find a way to get even.

Next up is Jay Lethal vs CM Punk for the HWF IC title.  Lethal started off strong but as the match went on, Punk began to dominate.  The end came at the 17 minute mark with Lethal hit the Lethal Combination out of nowhere and got the 1-2-3.  After the match, CM Punk shook his hand.

Our next match will have the winner move to the CSWA.  Daniel Bryan and Christopher Daniels square off for the North American title.  Bryan proved why he is the North American Champion.  He took Daniels back to school – like Kindergarten level.  Bryan ends up with the win via submission at the 22 minute mark after getting Daniels to tap out to the Labelle Lock.  Bryan is on his way to the CSWA.  

 
Marc: Man, that Daniel Bryan is awesome.  It’s no wonder he’s such a great champion.
Brian: You’re right buddy.  I want to see him in a match against Christian.  I’d love to see that outcome.

In an odd turn of events, Superfans Derek and Joel actually started a “Thank you Daniel” chant.  Bryan went over and shook hands with the two superfans before heading to the back.

Our card is starting to wind down as we get into our 3^rd to last match of the night.  BJ Whitmer and Jeff Hardy make their way out to the ring for their title match.  They are then followed out by the World Tag Team Champions The Shield who were accompanied by Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose.  In a 20 minute battle, BJ and Hardy decimated the Shield even nullifying interference from Ambrose.  The Shield got their immediate rematch. The next match goes a whopping 51 minutes with the Shield regaining their titles.  This led to the rubber match inside a steel cage.  This was a short match as both teams were really out of steam.  The end came after Rollins delivered a powerbomb onto the turnbuckle and a pin on BJ.  They picked up Jeff Hardy and delivered the Doomsday Device (a move expertly copied from the Road Warriors) and left him down and out.  They then walked out of the cage retaining their titles.  Wow, what a great match.

Brian: Those Shield guys are just unstoppable.

Marc: I couldn’t agree with you more. These guys are the future of wrestling.  Their power and dominance reminds me of the Road Warriors and their tenacity in the ring reminds me of the Fabulous Freebirds. 
Brian: A best of both world comparison but these guys are no rip offs.  They truly stand on their own.

Our second to last match is Uncle Nova taking on The Elitist Reid Rothchild with the new women’s champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid tried to bring in one of the “crooked” refs but “Honest Abe” comes out and as the head ref, sends Slow Count Sam to the back.  Reid begins with a (Benoit) flying headbutt.  Nova is up and nails a spear.  Reid battles back and hits a (Stinger) splash.  Nova bounces back and hits a double ax handle to the back and follows it up with a bodyslam.  Reid hits the (Hogan) leg drop.   Nova hits a spear and Reid hits the Reid Bottom.  He goes for a pin but Nova kicks out at 2.  Nova gets up but then eats a Snake’s DDT.  Reid tries for the pin but Nova grabs the ropes.  Nova nails a hiptoss and follows it up with a spear.  Reid comes back and hits the Reidarooni twice and then another splash.  Reid makes the cover and only gets the 2 count.  He follows it up with a Reid Splash and a pin but Nova kicks out again.  Reid is getting frustrated. He goes for the leg drop but Nova gets out of the way.  Reid tries for the leg drop again but Nova reverses it and nails a flying axhandle.  He makes the cover but Raquel puts Reid’s foot on the ropes.  Reid tosses Nova out of the ring for a 4 count.  Raquel walks over and slaps him in the face.  Raquel takes off and Reid gets back in the ring.  Nova kicks Reid in the gut but Reid hits the splash and goes for a pin but Nova kicks out.  Reid hits the splash again and makes the cover but Nova just keeps kicking out.  Reid hits the Reid Bottom but Nova rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt.  Nova gets back in and hits a bodyslam but Reid nails the ReiDDT.  He makes a very nonchalant cover but Nova kicks out.  Nova pops up and connects with an elbow drop.  Raquel sneaks a chair in the ring and then distracts the ref.  Reid hits another ReiDDT on the chair and then slides it out of the ring.  He pulls Nova into the middle of the ring and makes the cover.  1..2…3.  Reid Rothchild gets the win.  He ends up kicking Nova out of the ring.  Raquel gets in the ring to celebrate and they start to make out.  Reid, busted open from the DDT on the chair is back in the ring with the chair.  Raquel drops to the mat and Reid takes the chair right to the face.  Uncle Nova hits Reid with the chair a few more times before leaving.  On his way out, he hears the superfans yelling for him.  He goes over and Joel and Derek are asking for the chair.  Nova does an “Eenie, meenie, miney mo” and then gives the chair to Joel.  Nova goes back into the ring, grabs the Elitist title and grabs a sledgehammer.  He goes to destroy this one too but Raquel runs up from behind and grabs the title and takes off to the back.  Reid is helped out of the ring by security from the back. 

Brian:  Damn that Rothchild.  Damn him to hell.

Marc:  You know, I was just going to say that myself.  Nova may have gotten a bit of revenge even though he did not win the Elitist title. 
Brian:  I was cheering for him. It just wasn’t meant to be.
Marc:  You and me both. 
Brian:  Well Marc, we are down to our final match.  It will be Christian defending the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship against Brock Lesnar. 
Marc:  And Brock made a great point.  Every time he and Christian met in the ring, Brock walked out the victor.  It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Brian:  Well, out comes Master Bull. I guess he’s going to set some stipulations for this match.

Out comes Master Bull and heads down to the ring.  He has a mic in hand.  “This has been a fantastic show with lots of action, suspense and drama.  Our main event will be Christian defending his Undisputed Title against the monster Brock Lesnar.  This is a very important match so I want to make sure there are absolutely no chances of outside interference so this will take place in a steel cage.  The winner of the match will be the one who exits the cage first. 

It is my pleasure to introduce the challenger.  He of course doesn’t really need it but I give you the behemoth Brock Lesnar.”  Lesnar makes his way to ringside and enters the cage.  He looks at home in here; reminiscent of his days in the Octagon.  “Next, I give you the CSWA World Champion and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Christian.”  Christian makes his way down to the ring.  He stops by the Superfans and gives Derek a replica of the World title.  Derek is ecstatic.   Christian gets in the ring and surrenders the Undisputed title.  “Enjoy the final match of the night” Master Bull says as he leaves the ring. 

Christian stats off with a one man concerto.  He makes a cover but Lesnar powers out.  Brock is already bleeding.  Brock nails a power clothesline and Capt. Charisma nails a falling inverted DDT.  He follows it up with a running powerslam onto the cage.  He makes a cover but Brock kicks right out.  Christian nails a dropkick and Brock hits an F-5.  Christian hits the Unprettier and Brock nails a powerbomb.  Brock hits another power clothesline and Christian hits the One Man Concerto again.  He makes the cover but only gets 2.  Brock is right up and nails a clothesline.   Christian this an inverted facelock backbreaker and Brock scoops him up and nails a running powerslam into the cage.  Lesnar then chokes him on the ropes.  Christian hits a falling inverted DDT and Brock hits the press and slam.  He makes the cover but Christian kicks out at 2. Lesnar then chokes Christian on the ropes.  All of a sudden, a masked guy runs down and throws a chain into the ring.  He then goes and taunts Lesnar.  Distracted by the masked man, Christian nails brock with the chain and chokes him out.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.   Christian goes for the door but Brock is blocking it.  Christian then jumps on top of Lesnar and scales the cage.  He goes over the top and drops to the floor before Brock realized what happened.  Christian wins the match and retains the Undisputed title.  UNBELIEVABLE.  Brock is in the ring and is PISSED. 

The cage goes up and Brock manages to get his hands on the masked man.   The masked man battles back and then hits a Van Daminator.  He pulls off the mask and it’s Rob Van Dam.  Holy Cow.  The two men fight until the shirts come from the back to break it up.  What an end to the PPV.

Thank you for watching and reading.  Stay tuned as I’m sure there will be lots of fallout.  Much more to come.