Hello fans and
welcome back to the latest installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Our end
of the year PPV Zero Hour is finally here.
There has been a change to the card today. Due to the US Champion Apollo Gyze missing a
flight and not being able to show up (he didn’t even apologize either), we
moved that match to Saturday and will add ‘Red Hot’ King Lucas Johnston vs TNT
and the Anytime/Anywhere Champion Shawn ‘Abs of Stone’ Austin vs Biceps
Bannerman to the card tonight.
Battle Royal for an
open title shot – any active wrestler on the roster can fight for either a shot
at the Ladies Title for the women or the World Title for the men.
Red Hot vs
TNT.
Violet vs Hayley
in a Peer 6 Brawl
Anytime/Anywhere
Champion Shawn Austin vs Biceps Bannerman
World Tag Team
Champions Steel Curtain vs the Flannelnanas
Also, here is a
quick look at today’s list of HCW Champions:
GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and is accompanied by (former Phoenix Heat) GM Master
Bull. Both men thank the fans for
attending live and on PPV. Some of the
crowd started a “Bring back Heat” chant but Bull nixed it early saying “I wish
I could but as of now, there is no home for us.
Who knows what the future will bring but I can guarantee, I will be
working alongside Max to bring you the absolute best wrestling out there.” The fans pop.
Max then excuses themselves so that the show can begin.
We being with
Biceps Bannerman making his way out first to a nice pop from the fans. He makes his way down and into the ring. He begins to get the crowd psyched up but
they turn sour when the Anytime/Anywhere Champion Shawn ‘Abs of Stone’ Austin
comes out. He flaunts his washboard abs
and carries the title draped over his shoulder.
He is at first reluctant to get in the ring but eventually does. He jawjacks with Biceps who is sent to his
corner by the ref but before he does, Shawn nails Biceps with a low blow. The bell rings and Shawn picks up Biceps and
nails a fisherman’s suplex. He goes
right for the pin but Biceps powers out at 2.
Shawn lays in with some power forearms and Biceps hits a huge chop to
the chest (WOOO). Shawn in stunned at
first but hits another fisherman’s suplex.
Biceps rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt. He makes it back in. Shawn goes for some more power forearms but
Biceps reverses it and drops him with a clothesline. Shawn takes Biceps off his feet with an arm
drag but Biceps is up blindingly fast and locks Shawn up with the Biceps Crunch
(bearhug). Shawn has no chance to make
it to the ropes so he taps out. Biceps
drops Shawn to the mat and has his arm raised in victory via submission and is
the NEW Anytime/Anywhere Champion!
Biceps holds the title high but he is ambushed by Col. Samuel
Flagg. Flagg doesn’t stick around after
the initial attack. He makes his way to
safety and challenges Biceps to a match on Day 3 of the PPV. Biceps accepts. The new champ celebrates with the fans before
heading to the back. (5 min)
The battle royal
was up next. The eliminations went
blindingly fast until there were two people left – Killa Pops and the World
Champion The Wicked Prophet. Prophet had
been faking an injury and sat out most of the match. When it came down to the final two, Prophet
told Pops to lay down and do the job.
Pops refused and dropped the champ with a stiff right. Prophet got to his feet rubbing his jaw and
then this one began: 3 minutes into the
match, Prophet threw Pops into the steel post injuring Pops’ shoulder. He then dragged Pops back into the ring and
locked in the Crucifix Clutch. Pops
tapped out early to avoid any additional damage being done giving the win of
the Battle Royal to the World Champion.
Prophet got on the mic and said “Obviously, I am the World Champion and
there is nowhere to go as I am already ruling the roost however, I will keep
this in case someone robs me of my title.
It will be my insurance policy to protect me from the bullshit that goes
on backstage.” Prophet has his hand raised
and he makes his way to the back.
We cut to the back
and are with Violet Valkyrie. Violet
almost went the distance in the battle royal but Hayley ended up coming out and
helped eliminate Violet. She says that
she gets Hayley in a grudge match tonight and there is no where she can run; no
where she can hide. Tonight. Violet extracts
revenge and teaches Hayley who the ‘boss’ around here really is.
Also backstage is
Hayley Hailstone and her manager Matt Preacher.
Preacher says he’s tried everything but the rules state he cannot be at
ringside for Hayley in the match tonight.
Hayley says it doesn’t matter as only one of them will have their hand
raised in victory. Hayley says that
Violet thinks she’s the “boss” but she is truly mistaken. The only BOSS around her is Double H Hayley
Hailstone.
Next up on the
card is The King Lucas Johnston vs TNT.
TNT makes his way out first and is booed heavily. He flips the fans off not carrying about who
he offends. Once in the ring, ‘Pomp and
Circumstance’ plays and out comes King Lucas Johnston carried out on his
throne. The reception for the King of
HCW wasn’t all that impressive. In fact,
it looked like a lot of people were up and doing a concession stand/bathroom
run during this match. The reception the
King got was not ‘red hot’ like his moniker states but ‘lukewarm’. He stepped off the throne and into the
ring. TNT was ready for him and attacked
him before he could get his robe off.
TNT viciously eye raked Lucas and hit a dropkick. Lucas then came back with a dropkick of his
own but that didn’t do anything to get the fans behind him. The King executes a backslide, a missile
dropkick and a rear chinlock before going for the pin. TNT kicked out at two. The fans now seemed really disinterested in
the match. TNT then press lifted and
slammed Lucas to the mat. He followed it
up with the Townsend Driver twice. Lucas
hit a very weak DDT but TNT planted him hard in the middle of the ring with a
powerbomb. TNT went for the pin and got
the 3 count. The fans were a little
shocked but didn’t seem to care. They
booed TNT as he had his hand raised in victory but when Lucas left the ring,
the fans paid little attention to him.
Uh Oh, that could spell doom for him.
(10 min)
We head backstage
again and are with the Flannelnana’s.
Jack Lumber and the Masked Banana are excited about their match tonight. Jack says that all it takes is one Axe or a
Banana Split and the titles will be theirs.
MB is overjoyed. “Gee Golly…Jack,
we’re getting a shot at the top tag belts in the business. I know that you are already great and are an
un-crowned champion but I will be striving for Grape-ness. That is my lot in life to dress up, not as a
banana, but a giant purple grape.” Jack
looks at him. “First things first, our
title match and once we win, you can be whatever color and type of fruit you want
to be.” The two shake hands and then
leave.
Our grudge match
is up next. First, Hayley Hailstone
makes her way out to massive booing from the crowd. She soaks it in filling her with the power
she feels she needs to defeat Violet.
She gets in the ring and mocks the fans getting them more riled up. The music then changes and the stage fills
with smoke. Violet then comes shooting
through it on her zipline as pyro goes off around her. She slows down as she gets to the ring and
begins her descent into the ring. Before
she can reach the mat, Hayley hits the ropes and nails Violet with a
spear. Violet crashes into the corner
turnbuckles. Hayley yells for the match
to start. The bell rings. Instead of seeing Violet curled in broken
ball, all Hayley saw was a 6’ tall very pissed off soccer mom. Violet then opened the largest can of
whoop-ass we’ve ever seen. Violet
destroyed Hayley for an astonishing 30 minutes. Violet tried to finish Hayley off by hitting
a baseball slide but Hayley moved and Violet crashed into the steel post. After that, Hayley then took over and began
owning Violet during the match. We join
the match now at the 50 minute mark.
=====
In the 50th minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a DIVING BACK ELBOW....
Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a WHAT THE HAIL?....
=====
In the 51st minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a JUMPING KNEE SMASH....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a SUPLEX OUT OF RING....
=====
In the 52nd minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) attempts to defend against TRIANGLE CHOKE but is unsuccessful.
Violet
Valkyrie (f) straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
Hayley
Hailstone (f) does not submit!
=====
In the 53rd minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a EXPLODER SUPLEX....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER....
Both women
are down but eventually make it back to their feet.
=====
In the 54th minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a RUNNING LARIAT....
Just then,
Matt Preacher makes his way through the crowd.
He calls for Hayley to come over and hands her something.
=====
In the 55th minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) grabs the cup from Hayley and executes a THROW BEER IN FOE'S FACE-
trying to blind her but Hayley ducks and then…
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Violet Valkyrie
(f) was pinned by Hayley Hailstone (f)!!!
Hayley
Hailstone (f) wins with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER over Violet Valkyrie (f)!!!
Hayley cheated her
way to a win and was joined in the ring by her manager Matt Preacher. The duo stood tall and gloated that they
outsmarted Violet. Just when they
thought it was safe to turn around, there was Violet standing with a steel
chair. She hits Preacher in the gut with
it and smashes it across Hayley’s back. Hayley tumbles out of the ring. Violet grabs Preacher by the hair pulling him
to his feet. She then locks Preacher in the Triangle Choke. Preacher taps out but Violet doesn’t let
up. Finally, Hayley grabbed Preacher by
the leg and pulled him out of the ring to safety. She then helped her manager to the back. Violet stood tall in the ring and glared at
Hayley. This is not over between these
two…not by a long shot. Violet exited
through the crowd much to the joy of the fans.
(Final score was Violet 414 to Hayley’s 255)
We head to the
back and we’re now with the World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain. Buzz says that he purposely went out early in
the battle royal as he wanted to make sure he was at 100% but says Starbuck
didn’t leave as early. Starbuck says
that he tried but his opponents kept falling out of the ring over the top
rope. “Regardless, tonight, we put our
titles on the line against the newest tag team the Flannelnana’s. They may not have a lot of experience as a
team like we do but hey, they deserve a shot.”
Buzz nods and adds “Boys, there is a saying that you best watch what you
wish for as you may get it. Well, you’re
getting a match with the #1 tag team in HCW and you’ll witness first-hand how
it’s done. Tonight, we take you to
school. Either you graduate or you get
held back another year. Good luck as you
will need it.” Starbuck leans in and
says “Word”.
It’s time for our
main event. First, the Flannelnana’s
come out to a surprisingly loud pop from the fans. The camera pans to the Lumber Lounge and the
Banana Boat; the respective fan bases for Lumber and the Masked Banana. The fans cheer as they make their way down to
the ring. They shake hands with the fans
and enter the ring. They each climb a
turnbuckle and hold both arms high in the air.
The crowd is pumped. Next, the
music changes and the Steel Curtain comes out.
Pyro goes off as Buzz and Starbuck make their way out to the loudest pop
of the night. They head down to the ring
shaking hands with a few fans. They get
in the ring, shoot glances over at their challengers and climb the
turnbuckles. They hold their titles over
their heads and the fans respond loudly.
They step down and hand the belts to the ref. Both teams then shake hands and then go to
their respective corners waiting for the match to begin.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled DC
Jack Lumber
rolled OC/TT
Everyone in
the ring for one round!!!
Buzz Steel
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....
Jack Lumber
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jack
Lumber executes a KICK TO MIDSECTION....
The Masked
Banana is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
The Masked
Banana executes a POTASSIUM BOOST....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a THE BUZZER....
Jack
Lumber executes a STIFF UPPERCUT....
Buzz Steel
tags out to Starbuck Steel
Jack Lumber
tags out to The Masked Banana
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
The Masked
Banana rolled DC
Buzz
Steel, Starbuck Steel double teaming for
2 rounds.
Buzz Steel
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a OFFER FRIENDSHIP BUT POKE IN EYE....
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a STIFF UPPERCUT....
The Masked
Banana attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Buzz Steel,
Starbuck Steel are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
The Masked
Banana rolled DC
Buzz Steel
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a GERMAN SUPLEX....
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a CHOPS TO CHEST....
The Masked
Banana attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
The Masked
Banana rolled DC
Buzz
Steel, Starbuck Steel double teaming for
2 rounds.
Buzz Steel
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
The Masked
Banana attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Buzz Steel,
Starbuck Steel are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
The Masked
Banana rolled OC/TT
Buzz Steel
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a OFFER FRIENDSHIP BUT POKE IN EYE....
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS....
The Masked
Banana executes a BANANA-RAMA....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
The Masked
Banana rolled OC.
The Masked
Banana executes a BANANA-RAMA....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
The Masked
Banana rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a THE BUZZER....
The Masked
Banana executes a SUDDENLY BANANAS....
The Masked
Banana tags out to Jack Lumber
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Jack Lumber
rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....
Jack
Lumber executes a THE AXE....
Jack
Lumber is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Buzz
Steel kicks out of the pin!
Buzz Steel
tags out to Starbuck Steel
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Jack Lumber
rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
Jack
Lumber attempts to defend against ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) but is unsuccessful.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Jack
Lumber was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!
Starbuck
Steel wins with a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) over Jack Lumber!!!
The Steel Curtain
get the win and retain the title much to the delight of the fans. As the champs were handed their titles, they pointed
to the Flannelnanas who also got a pop from the crowd. The 4 men shook hands and the crowd
exploded.
The show comes to
an end with all 4 men standing in the ring with their arms raised.
Day 2 is up next
so stay tuned.
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