Sunday, December 1, 2019

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2019 #813 – Phoenix Heat (11/27)


Hello fans and welcome back to the action that is the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  Tonight in Phoenix, AZ, we host the quarter finals for crowning a new US Champion after the belt was vacated by (the now) World Champion the Wicked Prophet. 


The show begins with former Ladies Champion Hayley Hailstone making her way to the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd.  She gets on the mic and begins to run down Phoenix calling them a cesspit (that got them riled up) and said that Violet belonged her as she was trash also.  Just then, in from the crowd came Violet Valkyrie.  Hayley tried to get away but Violet was the aggressor and went right after her.  After a trio of refs came out to break it up, the Ambassador came out with a squad of police.  Hayley then demanded that the police arrest Violet for the unprovoked attack she just endured.  She told the Phoenix officers that if they didn’t arrest Violet now, she would sue them for negligence.  The police finally relented and handcuffed Violet taking her away.  Hayley laughed from the ring until she got tired of the fans booing her and then she left.


We then cut backstage to see the Masked Banana.  MB was reading the lineup for tonight and visibly gulped when he saw he has to go up against Maximillian Redbeard tonight.   The Anytime/Anywhere champion Jack Lumber shows up and says he’ll be cheering for MB tonight.  The Masked Banana thanks him.


Pyro goes off and out quarter finals begin.

Quarter Finals

Maximillian Redbeard defeats the Masked Banana to advance to the semi finals
Baron von Blood defeats Niven Snake after Drew the CLM came out for the “distraction”
Ovaltine Jackson defeats Smasher #1 to advance to the semi finals
Leiton Snake defeats Regulator Mammoth to advance to the semi finals


It was a tough break for Masked Banana to make it this far only to lose to the 6’2 Redbeard.  He did have a really good showing and that will service him well in to the future.


We go back to the ring and the Banker and his manager Ruth Heartless come out to booing from the crowd.  The Banker gets on the mic and calls out El Chango saying that there was no way someone like “him” could defeat someone like the Banker.  The Banker challenges El Chango to a Falls Count Anywhere match.  El Chango comes out and says he accepts.   The Banker removes his jacket and beckons for El Chango to come down to the ring.  Just as El Chango enters the ring, Ruth sneaks up behind him and cold cocks him with the Banker’s briefcase.  The Banker then pulls the unconscious form of El Chango into the ring and yells at the timekeeper to ring the bell.  He refuses so Ruth goes over and takes it from him and does it herself.  The Banker then makes the cover and hooks the leg and the ref reluctantly counts 1…2…3.  The Banker gets the “win” and stands up gloating.  He takes the mic.  “This is how it’s done.”  He brushes his hands off and then says “Let’s do this again…in a week when you’re standing on your own two feet.”  He drops the mic and laughs as he walks away.


Drew the Canadian Love Machine is backstage.  He says that Scooter J stooped to new lows by having TNT attack him.  Drew calls TNT a lackey and nothing more than talent enhancement.  Drew says that once he gets the TV title back from Scooter J, he’s coming after TNT.


The next match begins and the fans explode as Drew’s music hits.  The Canadian Love Machine makes his way out and has a look of determination on his face.  He interacts with a few fans but then gets into the ring.  The TV Champ’s music hits and out comes Scooter J accompanied by TNT.  Once they got to the ring, the ref tried to send TNT to the back but he produced a “manager’s license”.  TNT said he manages Scooter J when he’s not an active competitor.  The bell rang quickly and this one was off. Scooter J got control early due to interference from TNT but then Drew just took over and controlled the match for almost a solid 15 minutes.  At the 20 minute mark, Drew hit Scooter J with the Lover Bomb and almost got the win but TNT managed to get Scooter J’s leg on the bottom rope at the last second.  Drew yells at TNT and turns around into a superkick from SJ.   He goes for the pin but Drew kicks out right away.  SJ then chokes Drew on the top rope.  SJ pushes Drew into the corner and deliveres the 10 punches.  He goes for the pin but Drew kicks out at 2.  SJ distracts the ref while TNT hits Drew with a chair.  Scooter J then suplexes Drew hard.  He goes for the pin and while the ref is counting, TNT holds Drew’s leg down for the 3 count.  Scooter J gets the win and retains his title.  The ref holds his arm up and hands him back the title and he bails out of the ring.  SJ and TNT then make their way up the ramp laughing. (24 min)


Backstage, the Six Man Tag Team Champions led by Wilber Townsend are awaiting their match.  Wilber says that they are united and will be successful in the defense of these belts.  Wilber’s power to control is absolute and nothing will stop them.  The trio then head to the ring.


Also backstage, TNT and the TV Champion Scooter J are laughing about what transpired in the ring.  The Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang walks by and SJ snorts “Doctor, eh?  I bet he doesn’t even have an associate’s degree.”  The two laugh.


It’s time for our main event.  First, the Muscles Trio comes out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and carrying their boxes of Booty O’s cereal.  They clown around on the stage and then head to the ring to a nice pop from the crowd.  Once in the ring, the music changes and the lights go dim.  3 single lanterns light the way and the champs head down to the ring.  The champs are wearing their creepy Pennywise clown masks but they look like they’ve been burnt making them even creepier than before.  The enter the ring and the lights slowly come up.  The bell rings and the champs immediately attack the Muscles.  It takes the ref a moment to restore order and then the match begins.  The match was a true slobberknocker   Both teams brought their A Game but it was the champs who suffered the first setback.  14 minutes in, Anthony went for a high risk move and got knocked off the top turnbuckle and he fell to the floor hard.  5 minutes later, he seemed to be back on his feet and once again joined the match.  The match remained practically even for the final minutes of the match. 


===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled OC.

Muscles Weasley rolled DC

Leon Teremoto executes a SPINEBUSTER....

Muscles Weasley attempts to defend against SPINEBUSTER but is unsuccessful.

Leon Teremoto is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Muscles McGuire makes the save!!!!!

Leon Teremoto tags out to Wilber Townsend

Muscles Weasley tags out to Muscles Thorpe

===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Muscles Thorpe rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Muscles Thorpe rolled OC.

Muscles Thorpe executes a RUNNING SPLASH....

Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.

Wilber Townsend tags out to Anthony 'Static' Boom

===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Anthony 'Static' Boom rolled DC

Muscles Thorpe rolled OC.

Muscles Thorpe executes a ABDOMINAL STRETCH....

Anthony 'Static' Boom attempts to defend against ABDOMINAL STRETCH but is unsuccessful.

Muscles Thorpe tags out to Muscles Weasley

===== In the 30th minute of the match: =====

Anthony 'Static' Boom rolled OC.

Muscles Weasley rolled DC

Anthony 'Static' Boom executes a STATIC SHOCK....

Muscles Weasley absorbs the punishment.

After 30 minutes, the match is declared a draw.


The bell rings bringing this one to a draw finish.  The Muscles Trio rolled out of the ring and there appeared to be something going on between Wilber and Anthony.  Leon eventually stepped in and after having words with both men, they nodded and each man held their title high as the fans booed and the show comes to an end.


Stay tuned as our PPV is right around the corner.

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