Monday, November 25, 2019

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2019 #811 – Phoenix Heat (11/20)


Hello fans and welcome back to the HCW Wrestling Newsletter – Phoenix Heat edition.  We cut to the office of the GM Master Bull and he’s in his office and on the phone.  “What do you mean it’s too late? …  Are you kidding me? .... I was not in charge … This is crap and you know it … Fine!”  He slams the phone down hard.  “Great, just great” he mutters before the screen goes dark.  I wonder what that was all about. 


Today’s show was just matches that took place during Round 2 for the US title.  Here is how it all played out:


Perfect Pecs Stoddard defeated ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes to advance

The Masked Banana defeated Tobias Snake to advance

Bishop Ripley defeated Superquake Ferguson to advance

Maximillian Redbeard defeated Bob ‘Powder’ Keg to advance

Niven Snake defeated Apollo Gyze to advance

Drew the Canadian Love Machine defeated Karl Braun to advance

Baron von Blood defeated Regulator Mule to advance

Davis ‘The Hoff’ Hoffmeister defeated Killa Pops to advance

Ovaltine Jackson defeated the King ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston to advance (the King lost in 60 seconds and the fans were not happy with his piss-pour performance)

Ivan Dragovich defeated Tommy Lightning to advance

Smasher #1 defeated Billy Robbins to advance

Butch Huber defeated Superstar Chic Monroe to advance

Regulator Mammoth defeated Adam Jameson to advance

El Chango defeated the Banker to advance

Otto Ruthless defeated Biceps Bannerman to advance

Leiton Snake defeated Col. Flagg to advance


Just as everything was shutting down, out comes the Ladies Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito.  Maxine walks down to the ring and gloats about the only true champion who decided to show up “in this cesspit of a town” (and that got the fans all riled up).  Before she could continue, out comes Catalina Harper and she has a mic in hand.  She tells Maxine that if she has that much pent up energy, she should put the title on the line right now against her.  Maxine tells her to slow down and no, that’s not happening.  Catalina rushes to the ring and Maxine bails.  Catalina gets the crowd to start a “coward” chant at Maxine and she gets pissed enough to re-enter the ring.  Maxine says she will give Catalina a match but the title is NOT on the line.  Catalina says that if she defeats Maxine, she wants a title match.  “Fat chance that happening but sure, why not” Maxine replied.   The bell rings and we have our final bout of the evening.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a TORNADO DDT....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER....

Catalina Harper (f) attempts to defend against BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER but is unsuccessful.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) straps in the BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER.

Catalina Harper (f) does not submit!

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a CATALINA CRAB....

Catalina Harper (f) straps in the CATALINA CRAB.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) does not submit!

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) executes a ARMSTRETCHER....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BIG BOOT TO FACE....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....

Catalina Harper (f) neutralizes HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM.

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....

Catalina Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) hits the ropes but doesn’t do anything....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....

Catalina Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) executes a CATALINA CRAB....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) absorbs the punishment.

Catalina Harper (f) straps in the CATALINA CRAB.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) submits!!!


Catalina Harper (f) wins with a CATALINA CRAB over Sassy Maxine DeVito (f)!!!


Catalina Harper gets the win via submission and the fans give her a small pop.  Maxine rolls out of the ring and grabs her title limping to the back all the while rubbing her back from the excruciating move.  Catalina motions she will get a title shot sooner rather than later and then it will be over for the Sassy One.


Stay tuned as more action is forthcoming.


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