Hello fans and
welcome back to the HCW Wrestling Newsletter – Phoenix Heat edition. We cut to the office of the GM Master Bull
and he’s in his office and on the phone.
“What do you mean it’s too late? …
Are you kidding me? .... I was not in charge … This is crap and you know
it … Fine!” He slams the phone down
hard. “Great, just great” he mutters before
the screen goes dark. I wonder what that
was all about.
Today’s show was
just matches that took place during Round 2 for the US title. Here is how it all played out:
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard defeated
‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes to advance
The
Masked Banana defeated
Tobias Snake to advance
Bishop
Ripley defeated
Superquake Ferguson to advance
Maximillian
Redbeard defeated
Bob ‘Powder’ Keg to advance
Niven
Snake defeated
Apollo Gyze to advance
Drew the
Canadian Love Machine defeated Karl Braun to advance
Baron
von Blood defeated
Regulator Mule to advance
Davis
‘The Hoff’ Hoffmeister defeated
Killa Pops to advance
Ovaltine
Jackson defeated
the King ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston to advance (the King lost in 60 seconds and
the fans were not happy with his piss-pour performance)
Ivan
Dragovich defeated
Tommy Lightning to advance
Smasher
#1 defeated
Billy Robbins to advance
Butch
Huber defeated
Superstar Chic Monroe to advance
Regulator
Mammoth defeated
Adam Jameson to advance
El
Chango defeated
the Banker to advance
Otto
Ruthless defeated
Biceps Bannerman to advance
Leiton
Snake defeated
Col. Flagg to advance
Just as everything
was shutting down, out comes the Ladies Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito. Maxine walks down to the ring and gloats
about the only true champion who decided to show up “in this cesspit of a town”
(and that got the fans all riled up).
Before she could continue, out comes Catalina Harper and she has a mic
in hand. She tells Maxine that if she
has that much pent up energy, she should put the title on the line right now
against her. Maxine tells her to slow
down and no, that’s not happening.
Catalina rushes to the ring and Maxine bails. Catalina gets the crowd to start a “coward”
chant at Maxine and she gets pissed enough to re-enter the ring. Maxine says she will give Catalina a match
but the title is NOT on the line.
Catalina says that if she defeats Maxine, she wants a title match. “Fat chance that happening but sure, why not”
Maxine replied. The bell rings and we
have our final bout of the evening.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a TORNADO DDT....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER....
Catalina
Harper (f) attempts to defend against BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER but is
unsuccessful.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) straps in the BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER.
Catalina
Harper (f) does not submit!
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CATALINA CRAB....
Catalina
Harper (f) straps in the CATALINA CRAB.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) does not submit!
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a ARMSTRETCHER....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BIG BOOT TO FACE....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....
Catalina
Harper (f) neutralizes HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM.
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Sassy Maxine
DeVito (f) hits the ropes but doesn’t do anything....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CATALINA CRAB....
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) straps in the CATALINA CRAB.
Sassy
Maxine DeVito (f) submits!!!
Catalina
Harper (f) wins with a CATALINA CRAB over Sassy Maxine DeVito (f)!!!
Catalina Harper
gets the win via submission and the fans give her a small pop. Maxine rolls out of the ring and grabs her
title limping to the back all the while rubbing her back from the excruciating
move. Catalina motions she will get a
title shot sooner rather than later and then it will be over for the Sassy One.
Stay tuned as more
action is forthcoming.
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