HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2019 #807 – (10/30) – House of Horrors PPV – Phoenix, AZ

Hello fans and welcome to our October PPV event – House of Horrors – live from Phoenix, Arizona.  The sold out crowd are packed in like sardines and are figuratively hanging from the rafters.  Today’s PPV theme is that the gloves are off and anything goes.  Every person (or vampire in Dr. Red Fang’s case) are pulling out all the stops and with each match getting a whopping 30 minutes to tell their story, we are sure to have definitive winners.

Pyro goes off and GM Ruth Heartless comes out.  The fans boo her and she looks on them in disgust.  She tells us that every match will be no disqualification and each and every confrontation will have a clear cut winner.   Ruth looks to the audience and sees signs that say “Avenge Nannie” and she looks at them and says “Do you idiots realize that he isn’t even here?”  She gets a bit flustered and then shakes it off.  The fans begin a chant “Start the show” and she finally gets fed up and storms off the stage much to the delight of the fans.  Pyro goes off again and that’s our signal for our event to begin.

Some stage hands rush down to the ring and begin setting up a wooden construct around the ring.  This construct just so happens to be wrapped in barb wire.  That must mean our first match is El Chango vs Col. Flagg.  A video airs showing the history between the two.  Tonight, their feud comes to an end – probably with one of them ending up in the hospital.  First, we hear “Stand up and shut up you maggots” and out comes Col. Flagg.  Flagg is chomping on a stogie.  The fans boo mercilessly and he saunters down to the ring.  He gets in and the fans continue to boo and he berates them in return.  The music changes and the fans pop as El Chango makes his way out.  He interacts with the fans as he makes his way to the terrifying structure.  Col. Flagg grabs a 2x4 wrapped in barb wire and threatens to hit El Chango with it.  The ref takes it away and calls for the start of the match.  El Chango begins by whipping Flagg into the barb wire.  Flagg pries himself off of it only to get taken off his feet by a shooting star press.  El Chango goes for the pin but only gets a 1 count.  After some back and forth, El Chango eye rakes Flagg with the barb wire and the blood begins to flow.  He goes for the pin but Flagg kicks out at 2.  El Chango hits the Diamond Dust and goes for the pin again but Flagg gets his foot on the bottom rope.  After a little more back and forth, El Chango hits the Diamond Dust but isn’t satisfied.  He picks Flagg up again and hits a second Diamond Dust.  He makes the cover and gets the 3 count.  El Chango gets the win and the fans pop huge for him.  Flagg is bleeding pretty back and medics are out almost immediately and they take him to the back.  El Chango stays and celebrates with the fans as the cage is removed and the blood is cleaned up.  (9 min)

Backstage, Nix Anderson is smirking.  He tells Clarkus Kentus that he will become the Hardcore Champion tonight or he’s out of a job.  He doesn’t fancy being on the unemployment line so becoming the champion is the only option.   Tonight, Dr. Red Fang gets the ukulele treatment.  He strums it as he walks off.

Larry Morton is backstage with the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager the Ambassador.  The Ambassador states that Nix’s time in HCW is about to come to a close and they will shed a tear…NOT.  Fang cackles and the Ambassador calls anyone who remotely thinks Anderson will be around after tonight is a misguided nincompoop.  Dr. Red Fang retains and there is nothing Anderson can do about it.

We head to the ring as our next match is ready to begin.  First, Nix Anderson comes out to a mixture of cheers and boos.  He is strumming the ukulele and saunters down to the ring.  He climbs in and shows off for the fans.  He is rudely interrupted by “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” and out comes the diabolical Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager the Ambassador.  The Ambassador is not allowed at ringside so he remains behind and Fang makes his way to the ring.  The referee announces that the rules for tonight’s event are “Lights out” (basically, one person can’t answer a 10 count).  The battle begins and Nix totally dominates the champion.  Fang has trouble just keeping up.  20 minutes into their match and Nix blasted Fang with the ukulele.  He took his time going for a pin only for Fang to kick out at the very last second.  Nix keeps up the pressure and hits the Nixinator.   He goes for a pin but Fang kicks out.  Both men then hit the ropes and then clobber each other with a haymaker.  Both men go down.  The ref begins to count 1…2…3…4…5…Fang gets to his feet.  Just then, the Ambassador sneaks down and handcuffs Nix to the bottom rope.  Uh, oh, he can’t get to his feet.  6…7…8…9…10.  Nix is counted down and out.  Dr. Red Fang gets the win and now Nix Anderson is out of HCW.  The fans are actually shocked that this was allowed.   Nix can’t believe it either.  Fang takes his title and heads to the back.  He joins his manager on the ramp and they laugh and make their way to the back.  Nix gets on the mic and thanks the Phoenix fans and then leaves.  He makes his way up the ramp, turns once to salute the fans and then leaves. 

We head backstage and Apollo Gyze is pacing.  He claims that Killa Pops has taken things too far and it takes a match as vicious as the Lybian Death Match to bring closure to this…and the end of Pops.  Apollo says he’s not going to apologize for beating the living tar out of Pops but it’s finally over.

Larry Morton is with Killa Pops and Pops says that Apollo is, as always, delusional.  The man with the plan is going to be walking out victorious.  Larry asks “Is Captain America going to be here?” (If you remember from ‘The First Avenger’ Cap was ‘the’ man with a plan.)  Killa shakes his head and walks off.  Suddenly he begins laughing hysterically.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  The loudspeakers blare with “APOLLO GYZE DON’T APOLOGIZE” and the unapologetic crazy man Apollo Gyze comes out to massive booing from the crowd.  He yells back at them and enters the ring to continue his verbal assault on the crowd.  The music changes and out comes Killa Pops.   Pops gets a huge reaction from the crowd.  He interacts with them as he makes his way down to the ring.  As soon as Killa enters the ring, Apollo goes right after him and the bell rings immediately.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a SIDRA SUPLEX....

Apollo Gyze absorbs the punishment.

Killa' Pops is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Apollo Gyze kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a ENZUIGIRI....

Killa' Pops executes a SPINNING SIDE SLAM....

Killa' Pops is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Apollo Gyze kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB....

Killa' Pops executes a BODY KICKS TO OPPONENT....

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a TRIPOLI AMBUSH FROM NON-INVOLVED WRESTLER (a masked man who ran down and joined in the action briefly before taking off)....

Apollo Gyze absorbs the punishment.

Apollo Gyze is on defense for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a ARM TWIST TO HOOK KICK....

Apollo Gyze neutralizes ARM TWIST TO HOOK KICK.

Apollo Gyze is on defense for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a KHADDAFI KRUNCH INTO RINGPOST....

Apollo Gyze attempts to defend against KHADDAFI KRUNCH INTO RINGPOST but is unsuccessful.

Killa' Pops is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Apollo Gyze kicks out of the pin!

Apollo Gyze is no longer on defense.

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a FLYING DROPKICK....

Killa' Pops executes a SHOULDER BREAKER....

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a ARM TWIST TO HOOK KICK....

Apollo Gyze reverses ARM TWIST TO HOOK KICK!

Apollo Gyze executes a GORILLA PRESS DROP MOONSAULT....

Killa' Pops attempts to defend against GORILLA PRESS DROP MOONSAULT but is unsuccessful.

Apollo Gyze is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Killa' Pops kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT....

Apollo Gyze absorbs the punishment.

Killa' Pops is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Apollo Gyze kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a SHOVE FOE INTO REFEREE....

Killa' Pops absorbs the punishment.

Referee is incapacitated for 4 more rounds.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE....

Killa' Pops executes a ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT....

Referee is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a SPINNING SIDE SLAM....

Apollo Gyze absorbs the punishment.

Referee is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a FLYING DROPKICK....

Killa' Pops attempts to defend against FLYING DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.

Referee is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a SCOOP SLAM....

Apollo Gyze attempts to defend against SCOOP SLAM but is unsuccessful.

Referee is no longer incapacitated.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Apollo Gyze executes a FLYING DROPKICK....

Killa' Pops executes a BODY KICKS TO OPPONENT....

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Killa' Pops executes a BODY KICKS TO OPPONENT....

Apollo Gyze attempts to defend against BODY KICKS TO OPPONENT but is unsuccessful.

Killa' Pops is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Apollo Gyze was pinned by Killa' Pops!!!

Killa' Pops may get the KO win!

Killa' Pops wins by KNOCKOUT!

Killa' Pops wins with a 10-COUNT K-O over Apollo Gyze!!!

Killa Pops gets the win and the fans pop huge for him.  He is finally vindicated.  Apollo slinks to the back.  Apollo hangs out with the fans for a few minutes before heading to the back.

Backstage, the Axe is with Clarkus Kentus and he is steaming.  He says that he’s been getting odd messages from that “freak” Jack Lumber and says tonight, he’s chopping him to pieces and burying him where no one will ever think to look for him.  Clarkus looks at Axe with a concerned look on his face.

We hear TIMBERRR over the loud speakers and the audience is asked to direct their attention to the big screen. We see a cartoon version of The Axe prancing through a forest with a goofy smile on his face when suddenly a tree falls down right in front of him. He turns to see a cartoon version of Jack Lumber who swings his axe up on his shoulder and says, “This forest only has room for one axe and its obvious which one is up to the task.”

The video cuts off and we hear music as Jack Lumber comes out of the tunnel to a customized version of Kanye West’s “Jesus Walks”

“(The trees walk)

Forest show me the way because “The Axe” is tryna break me down

(the trees walk)
The only thing I pray is that my axe don’t fail me now
(the trees walk)
And I don’t think there’s nothing he can do now to right his wrongs
(the trees walk with me)
I wanna talk to “The Axe” one more time just to tell him so long….
So long…. So long….
(the trees walk with me)”

When Lumber gets in the ring he grabs the mic and says that The Axe may have gotten the best of him in the steel cage match, but he took the next few weeks of recovery as an opportunity to live in the forest, connect with his trees for strength, and meditate. He has planted many trees to gather the strength necessary to retire The Axe for good. He then says that he will plant a Cottonwood tree in the Axe’s memory because it is one of the worst trees to exist. While the cottonwood may look good, their wood is brittle like The Axe’s nerves. Cottonwoods are also susceptible to wind damage, just as The Axe has been susceptible to the winds of change. Lastly the tree produces fluffy, cottony seeds that pile up on everything and make a huge mess. These cottony seeds represent how soft The Axe has become and huge mess he has made of his life. Jack doesn’t expect the tree to last much longer than The Axe lasted in Tacoma Thunder. Jack then drops the mic, rips the sleeves off his flannel, and laces up his Timberland boots to kick some Axe (pun intended).

The fans continue to pop for Jack until the music changes and out comes the Axe.  The fans quickly turn on him and the booing echoes throughout the building.  The Axe ignores it all and makes his way into the ring.  He immediately gets into Jack’s face and then shoves him to the ground.  The ref tells us that the rules for this match are “ECW rules” and anything (including the kitchen sink) goes. 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled OC.

Jack Lumber rolled DC

The Axe executes a MULTIPLE ELBOW SHOTS. (Jack is busted open and is wearing a crimson mask)...

Jack Lumber attempts to defend against MULTIPLE ELBOW SHOTS but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled OC.

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

The Axe executes a Golf Clubs to gonads AND THE AXE (Axe is surprised as there is no reaction  Lumber is wearing protection)....

Jack Lumber executes a YUKON BODYSLAM....

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

The Axe rolled OC.

Jack Lumber rolled OC.

The Axe executes a BACKBREAKER....

Jack Lumber hurls Axe out of the ring.  He then rams Axe into the steel post busting him open.  He drops him face first on the steel steps and rolls Axe back in.  He follows and waits for the Axe to get to his feet and then executes THE AXE....

Jack Lumber is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Axe was pinned by Jack Lumber!!!

Jack Lumber wins with a THE AXE over The Axe!!!

HOLY COW!  Jack gets the quick win over the Axe and just like that, the Axe is out of HCW.  He acts like he’s going to attack Lumber again but turns and leaves.  Jack Lumber celebrates with the fans and then decides to go hang out in the Lumber Lounge to clean himself up.

A video airs up on the Omegatron from the US Champion the Wicked Prophet:

Behold, I say unto thee

Listen to the words - 
A Prophecy!

Donning the belt
The true world champion
Your cards have been dealt

Texas Wildfire,

Your time has ended
These are the events about to transpire

Hell in a cell

is your hell in real life
your reign I will quell

Listen to the words -

The World Champion,
Your time has ended.
I’m bringing all Hell!

Each of the ladies in our next match all refused to say anything on camera.  They were all focused and prepared for this match.

Davis Hoffmeister is backstage and asks where he can go get set up.  GM Ruth Heartless meets him and shows him a door.  Davis enters and notices it’s an exit to the outside.  Ruth slams the door behind him locking him out.

The Tables, Ladders & Chairs Fatal Four Way for the Ladies title is up next and one by one, they each made their way out.  Catalina Harper came out first, followed by Maxine DeVito.  There was a brief lull as the stage filled with smoke and then Violet Valkyrie came zipping through on her zipline that took her down to the ring.  The fans popped for her as she lowered herself to the outside of the ring all the while keeping an eye on Maxine and Catalina.  Finally, the music changed and out comes the Ladies Champion Hayley Hailstone.  She also gets a pop as she makes her way down to the ring.  She is all business.  Catalina and Maxine leave the ring to set up tables and grab some chairs and ladders for easy access.  The ref informs us that this match will have a 60 minute time limit. 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC

Both Women in rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....

Hayley Hailstone (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....

Hayley Hailstone (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a JUMPING KNEE SMASH....

Catalina Harper (f) attempts to defend against JUMPING KNEE SMASH but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a TORNADO DDT....

Catalina Harper (f) attempts to defend against TORNADO DDT but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Violet Valkyrie (f),  Sassy Maxine DeVito (f),  Catalina Harper (f) double teaming for 2 rounds.

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a GUILLOTINE CHOKE....

Catalina Harper (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Catalina Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....

Hayley Hailstone (f) attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

Violet Valkyrie (f), Sassy Maxine DeVito (f), Catalina Harper (f) are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC/TT

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a Use Ladder as a Battering Ram....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a BODYSCISSORS DRAGON SLEEPER....

Catalina Harper (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Catalina Harper (f) does nothing for the round.

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a WHAT THE HAIL?....

Double teaming ends.

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a ROLL-UP PULLING THE TIGHTS....

Catalina Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Catalina Harper (f) kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a ARMSTRETCHER....

Violet Valkyrie (f) straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.

Catalina Harper (f) does not submit.

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a ROUNDHOUSE KICK....

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE....

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a THE SASS ATTACK....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Violet Valkyrie (f) kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Both Women in rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC/TT

Hayley Hailstone (f),  Violet Valkyrie (f),  Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) double teaming for 2 rounds.

Hayley Hailstone (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a ROUNDHOUSE KICK....

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a SCISSORED ARMBAR....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a CHINLOCK CHOKE....

Catalina Harper (f) executes a SABERTOOTH TACKLE....

Hayley Hailstone (f), Violet Valkyrie (f), Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Hayley Hailstone (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Hayley Hailstone (f) does nothing for the round.

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE on Hayley Hailstone.  Maxine breaks up the submission attempt.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) does nothing for the round.

Catalina Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....

Double teaming ends.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) executes a JAW JACKER....

Violet Valkyrie (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) executes a SABERTOOTH TACKLE....

Violet Valkyrie (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....

Violet Valkyrie (f) attempts to defend against CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Both Women in rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC.

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a WHAT THE HAIL?....

Catalina Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC/TT

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled OC.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f),  Violet Valkyrie (f),  Catalina Harper (f) double teaming for 3 rounds.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a Use Ladder as a Battering Ram....

Catalina Harper (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Catalina Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....

Hayley Hailstone (f) executes a OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION SLAM....

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f), Violet Valkyrie (f), Catalina Harper (f) are double teaming for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a CHINLOCK CHOKE....

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) does nothing for the round.

Catalina Harper (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Catalina Harper (f) does nothing for the round.

Hayley Hailstone (f) absorbs the punishment.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f), Violet Valkyrie (f), Catalina Harper (f) are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled DC

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC/TT

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Hayley Hailstone (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) does nothing for the round.

Violet Valkyrie (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a NA....(Hayley Hailstone pulled the top rope down and it caused Violet to tumble out of the ring)

Catalina Harper (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Catalina Harper (f) does nothing for the round.

Hayley Hailstone (f) absorbs the punishment.

Double teaming ends.

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

Hayley hits both Catalina and Maxine with the What the Hail but before she can go for the pin, Violet yanks her by the leg and pulls her off and out of the ring.  The two begin to brawl.  Maxine recovers first.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) rolled OC.

Catalina Harper (f) rolled DC

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) executes a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM....

Catalina Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Catalina Harper (f) was pinned by Sassy Maxine DeVito (f)!!!

Sassy Maxine DeVito (f) wins with a HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM over Catalina Harper (f) and becomes the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!!!

Hayley Hailstone and Violet Valkyrie fight all the way to the back.

Sassy Maxine DeVito takes the Ladies Title and then grabs her Anytime Anywhere title and holds them both high. The fans boo.  Catalina makes her way to her feet and to the corner.  Maxine asks her to get a mic.  Maxine calls herself the greatest Ladies Champion and the first to hold these two titles simultaneously.  She then says that Catalina claims to have had her back all this time but in reality, she was only looking out for herself.  Catalina has a confused, hurt look on her face.  Maxine says that she has never had he back and says that in front of all these stupid fans, she is firing Catalina.  Maxine then states that she is dropping the Anytime/Anywhere title and she will only be the Ladies Champion.  She prances around the ring holding her title high.  The rage boils up in Catalina and she attacks Maxine.  The two fight out of the ring and then to the back.  The camera then pans back to the ring zooming in on the now-vacated Anytime Anywhere title before going to black.

In the back, Hayley and Violet continue their brawl until enough backstage hands got in to separate the two.  Hayley yells that Violet cost her the title and says she will take it out on Violet’s hide.  Violet tells her to “bring it” and the two resume their brawl.  I think their feud is just beginning.

We cut back to the office of the GM.  Ruth Heartless is with Tacoma GM Max McGillicutty.  Max says that since Maxine just relinquished the AA title, they will hold a new battle royal in Tacoma to crown a new champion.  Ruth questions why they can’t just do it tonight.  Max reminds her that there are still TWO Hell in a Cell matches and that the AA title can be decided later. 

The Hell in a Cell is finally lowered and secured into place.  The first of our final two matches of the evening will be the Banker vs Master Bull.  If Master Bull wins, he becomes the GM of Phoenix once again.  Pyro goes off once again and Master Bull comes out first to a pop from his town’s crowd.  He makes his way out and then enters the Cell.  Once there, the music changes and out comes the Banker.  The Banker is accompanied by GM Ruth Heartless.  The two make their way down to the structure and confer before the Banker enters. 

There is a commotion in the crowd and Davis Hoffmeister makes his way in.  The fans pop.  Davis gets to the ring and takes a mic.  He says that Ruth tried to lock him out of the building but he’s a spry little guy and figured out Ruth’s plan.  Davis says the odds are now even and nods to Master Bull.  The match then begins.  The two begin brawling all over the place and for the most part, the Banker controlled the pace of the match.  At the 10 minute mark, both men began scaling the cage.  The Banker bounced Master Bull’s head off the cage busting him open.  He almost fell but held on to the Banker’s leg and they both tumbled to the floor.  The Banker landed awkwardly.  Bull puts his hand to his face and sees the blood.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull is enraged and ready to use the cage as a weapon!

Master Bull executes a HIT WITH HIDDEN WEAPON UNDER RING -- DRAW BLOOD....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

The Banker executes a REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER....

Master Bull attempts to defend against REPOSSESSION RIB-BUSTER but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....

The Banker attempts to defend against ONE ARM CHOKESLAM but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull executes a ONE ARM CHOKESLAM....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

1...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!

Ruth tries to get into the cage to give the Banker his briefcase but Davis stops her.  She takes a swing at him but he ducks.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Master Bull executes a FULL NELSON SLAM....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Banker was pinned by Master Bull!!!

Master Bull wins with a FULL NELSON SLAM over The Banker!!!

Master Bull gets the win and once again, he is the GM for Phoenix Heat.   The fans pop huge as with Bull’s win ends the tyranny of Ruth Heartless’ reign as GM.  Ruth helps the Banker to the back.  Master Bull shakes hands with Davis who then leaves allowing Bull to celebrate in his win.

We go to the back where we are with World Champion Texas Wildfire.  TW says he’s already been through hell with the insane schedule that a World Champion has to go through and he wouldn’t trade it for anything.  Tonight, one man walks away with two titles.  Wildfire says he’s ready and hopes the Wicked Prophet is at 100% as there can be no excuses.

It is time for our main event.  First, the US Champion the Wicked Prophet comes out to boos from the crowd.  He makes his way down and enters the Hell in a Cell.  The music changes and out comes the World Champion Texas Wildfire.  The fans pop huge for him and he makes his way out.  He high-fives with the fans as he closes in on the structure.  He enters and Prophet is waiting.  The bell rings and our final match is ready to go.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet makes like he’s going to attack but then backs off.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

The Wicked Prophet attempts to defend against STANDING ARMBAR but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....

The Wicked Prophet executes an EXILE FROM THE RING....

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet executes a CLOTHESLINE ON TOP OF CAGE....

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE STAIRS....

The Wicked Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet executes an EXILE FROM THE RING....

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet executes a JUMP OFF OF RING STEPS ONTO OPPONENT AND INTO CAGE....

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

The Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Texas Wildfire kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a HIGH CROSS-BODY....

The Wicked Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

Texas Wildfire is enraged and ready to use the cage as a weapon!

Texas Wildfire executes a CLOTHESLINE ON TOP OF CAGE....

The Wicked Prophet absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a BIONIC ELBOW....

The Wicked Prophet executes a Baptism of Fire on the steel steps before rolling Texas Wildfire back into the ring.

The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....

The Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.

The ref grabs Texas Wildfire’s arm and it falls to the mat.  He does it once, twice and finally, a third time.

Texas Wildfire submits!!!

The Wicked Prophet wins with a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH over Texas Wildfire!!!

The Wicked Prophet has just become the NEW World Champion and now he is in possession of both the World and US title.  Prophet climbs the turnbuckle and holds both titles high.  The show comes to an end as Prophet soaks in the hatred from the fans and continues to pose for the crowd.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.