Hello fans and welcome back to our wrestling newsletter. Tonight on the show emanating from Tacoma, WA, we will have the first round qualifiers to see who advances for the opportunity to win the vacated US title.
The show begins
backstage in the office of GM Max McGillicutty. With Max is the World Champion the Wicked
Prophet. Max blasts Prophet for so
blatantly throwing the US title into a trash can. Prophet stands up and defiantly says “The US
title is trash, and the next US champion will also be trash. From dust they
came and to dust they will return.” Max
says that Prophet is defending the World title tonight and throws Prophet out
of his office.
Pyro goes off and
our show kicks off. Round 1 for the US
title beings tonight. Here are the
winners moving on to Round 2.
‘Bad
News’ Marvin Barnes got
a bye to advance to the next round
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard defeated
Outback OscarTobias Snake defeated Ghee Buttersnaps
The Masked Banana defeated Ice Dagger
Bishop Ripley got a bye to advance to the next round
Superquake Ferguson defeated Mountain Man Junior Huber
Bob ‘Powder’ Keg got a bye to advance to the next round
Maximillian Redbeard defeated Smasher #2
Apollo Gyze got a bye to advance to the next round
Niven Snake defeated Roderick Rothchild
Drew the Canadian Love Machine defeated Wendell Hammerschmidt
Karl Braun defeated Terra Ryzing
Baron von Blood got a bye to advance to the next round
Regulator Mule defeated Muscles Thorpe
Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister got a bye to advance to the next round
Killa Pops defeated Talon McFrost
The Red Hot King Lucas Johnston got a bye to advance to the next round
Ovaltine Jackson defeated Oswald Zimmerman
Tommy Lightning defeated Ferb Huber
Ivan Dragovich defeated the Crocodile Hunter
Billy Robbins got a bye to advance to the next round
Smasher #1 defeated Muscles McGuire
Butch Huber got a bye to advance to the next round
Superstar Chic Monroe defeated Magnum Kone
Adam Jameson got a bye to advance to the next round
Regulator Mammoth defeated Muscles Weasley
El Chango defeated Travis Ryzing
The Banker defeated Jesse California
Biceps Bannerman got a bye to advance to the next round
Otto Ruthless defeated Shawn ‘Abs of Stone’ Austin
Col. Flagg got a bye to advance to the next round
Leiton Snake defeated TNT
Round 2 will take place on the Phoenix show this week.
Backstage, Dr. Red
Fang’s manager The Ambassador is going off at the mouth and insults the World
Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain.
They just happen to be walking by and hear it. The champs confront him and he says that Fang
can defeat the Champs all by himself.
Buzz looks at Starbuck and says “We accept.” The Ambassador is confused. Starbuck uses little words so he can understand. “We…have…a…match. We…will…win.”
Buzz smiles and adds “Word”. The
champs walk off. The Ambassador looks
concerned.
Texas Wildfire is
backstage cutting a promo. “Prophet, the
last time we met, you used every dirty trick in the book and you walked out a
dual champion. You then disrespected the
US title by throwing it in the trash and then felt like you had to disrespect
the championship and all who came before you.
You are nothing but a spoiled ingrate.
I’m taking my title back and then you’ll have nothing.’ He then walks off.
We head to the
ring for our tag team match. First, the
Steel Curtain – Buzz and Starbuck Steel – make their way out to a huge pop from
the crowd. They interact with the fans
and then enter the ring to wait for their opponent. Next, the loudspeakers blare “VAMPIRE LUNGES
FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager
the Ambassador. This match will be a handicap
match with no title on the line. Fang
rushes down and gets in the ring. He
threatens to attack the Curtain but the Ambassador holds him back. The match finally begins and Fang
surprisingly held his own with a LOT of help from his manager. After the last interference, the ref wanted
to eject the Ambassador but the Curtain asked to have the match changed to a no
DQ match. At the 16 minute mark, Buzz
hit Fang with the Buzzer that sent him over the top rope and crashing to the
floor. After that, the Steel Curtain
blasted the Ambassador. Buzz and
Starbuck double teamed Fang before Starbuck came in and rolled Fang up with a
small package (he may have had a handful of tights for good measure) and he got
the 1-2-3. The Steel Curtain get the win
and the fans pop huge. They leave
shortly thereafter. Fang and the
Ambassador gathered themselves up and went to the back. (18 min)
The World Champion
the Wicked Prophet was backstage supposedly cutting a promo but he just stood
there with a smug look on his face.
Finally when he spoke, all he said was “My followers have my back and I
will repay them by putting out the Wildfire once and for all.”
It’s time for our
main event. First, Texas Wildfire comes out to a HUGE pop
from the crowd. He interacts with the
crowd and it is apparent is the favorite tonight to win. He makes his way into the ring and climbs the
turnbuckles to even louder pops from the crowd. The music changed and out comes the World
Champion the Wicked Prophet. The fans
boo him with such disdain that it’s deafening.
Prophet ignores them all except for his little core of fans whom he
acknowledges from the stage. He saunters
down to the ring ignoring the verbal onslaught sent his way. He gets in to the ring and climbs a
turnbuckle holding the title high. The
booing intensifies. He steps down
glaring at the crowd and hands his title to the ref. He then grabs the tope ropes pulling on it to
help stretch out his muscles. The bell
rings and this one is off to the races.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Texas
Wildfire attempts to defend against THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Texas
Wildfire does not submit!
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a DEVIL'S SNARE....
Texas
Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Texas
Wildfire hits the ropes but doesn’t do anything....
The Wicked
Prophet stops him from doing anything!
The Wicked
Prophet snarls at him with a GNASHING OF THE TEETH....
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Texas
Wildfire reverses PROP 8!
Texas
Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMITE....
Texas
Wildfire attempts to defend against SMITE but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Texas
Wildfire kicks out of the pin!
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Texas
Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Texas
Wildfire does not submit!
The Wicked Prophet “accidentally” bumps the ref
then grabs a chair blasting Texas Wildfire with it. He discards the chair as the ref recovers.
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Texas
Wildfire was pinned by The Wicked Prophet!!!
The
Wicked Prophet wins with a FIRE - WALK WITH ME over Texas Wildfire!!!
The Wicked Prophet
gets the win and retains his title. The
fans boo persistently as the champ holds his title over his head in celebration
as the show comes to an end.
Thanks for
reading. The action is starting to
really heat up so stay tuned.
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