Thursday, October 10, 2019

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2019 #801 – Phoenix Heat (10/09)


Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  The show begins back in the office of GM Ruth Heartless.  Ruth says two title matches will be on the card today (the fans pop) but she says the fans don’t deserve it (they boo).  She concludes that at the PPV in just a few short weeks, Master Bull will be out of HCW forever and she will be the GM of the Phoenix brand (and who knows, maybe she’ll set her sights on Tacoma) and there is nothing anyone can do about it.


Pyro goes off and our show is ready to begin.  First, Master Bull comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.  He makes his way down to the ring and enters.  He shows off for the fans until the music changes and the lights go dim as Leon Teremoto makes his way out carrying his single lantern.  He is booed as he slowly walks to the ring, sets the lantern on the ring and then climbs in.  Leon goes right on the offensive but then Master Bull starts to make a comeback.  5 minutes in, Bull throws Leon out of the ring but then the Banker comes out of the crowd and enters the ring attacking Bull just as the ref counted to 10.  So, we are not exactly sure if Bull wins the match on a DQ or on a countout but it didn’t matter as Bull hurled the Banker over the top rope and then went after him brawling all the way to the back.  (5 ½ min)


We head backstage where we see the Anytime/Anywhere Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito walking with Catalina Harper.  Tommy Lightning runs up from behind with a ref in tow and shoves Catalina into a closet and locks the door.  He then attacks Maxine shoving her into a wall.  He then rolls her up and gets the 3 count.  Tommy Lightning has just become the Anytime/Anywhere Champion.  He then runs off.  Maxine gets up and gives chase.


We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, the Crocodile Hunter comes out to a small pop from the crowd.  Once in the ring, the loudspeakers blare “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang with his manager the Ambassador.  The duo are booed as they head to the ring.  The match begins with Concession stand rules (they can take the fight into the concession stands).  Croc takes control early and stays one step ahead of the doctor.  After 9 minutes, the fight falls out of the ring and they take it to the concession stand.  Fang smashes Croc’s head into the concession stand but Croc locks on the ankle lock but Fang won’t tap.  A vicious eye gouge by Fang led to a Transylvania piledriver on the hard floor.  Fang makes the cover and gets the 3 count.  The fans boo as the ref raises Fang’s arm in victory.  Fang takes his title and starts to leave but Nix Anderson comes out of nowhere and attacks Fang and the two fight until Fang ends up taking off.  Nix follows.  (11 min)


Backstage, we see the new AA champion Tommy Lightning running through the parking garage with Maxine in her car giving chase.  Tommy tries to take a short cut but ends up running right into a wall knocking himself out.  ‘The King of Cones’ Magnum Kone just so happened to be there (with a ref).  He drops on Tommy with an Ice Cream splash making the cover and getting the 3 count.  Magnum Kone is the new Anytime/Anywhere Champion.  The fans pop as Magnum takes the title and walks backstage.


We make our way back to the ring for some 6 man tag action.  First, the Muscles Trio make their way out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  Absent this time are the boxes of Booty O’s cereal.  They head to the ring after some interaction with the fans.  The music then turned and out comes the 5th Column. Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun come out and they are holding the boxes of cereal and laugh at the trio.  They throw the boxes on the ground and then stomp on them sending cereal everywhere.  They head down to the ring where the trio are waiting and they are mad.  The match begins fairly quickly with the Trio dominating the whole match taking out their frustrations on their opponents.  Just before the 11 minute mark, the Huber Clan made their way out and attacked Karl and Oswald who were on the outside of the ring.  Baron was left in the ring and was dominated by the Muscles.  An exhausted Baron gets taken down by a flying headscissors.  Weasley makes the cover and gets the uncontested 3 count.  The trio leave with satisfaction and the Hubers add Baron to the pile of broken bodies.  They leave through the crowd.  The Column is helped to the back.  (11 min)


We cut backstage and there is an altercation going on.  The Axe has attacked Magnum Kone.  The two brawl until the Axe hits Magnum with the Axe.  Axe makes the cover and wins the Anytime/Anywhere title.  He smirks and walks away.


We head back to the ring and already there are Felicia Cummings and her opponent Leslie Grimes.   Felicia started off strong but eventually Leslie took over. Blast after blast put the Australian lass in control.  After 17 minutes, Leslie catches Felicia with an Australian uppercut and makes the cover getting the 3 count.  Leslie gets the win and celebrates with the fans.


More commotion backstage and the latest AA champion the Axe is confronted by the flannel wearing lumberjack Jack Lumber and the Masked Banana.  Axe tells them both to bring it but they just stand there.  Axe begins to yell at them but they don’t respond.  Just then, Jack grabs a steel chair and starts to beat the Axe with it softening him up.  Axe knocks the chair out of Jack’s hand and hurls him into the Masked Banana.  Maxine shows back up and drops the Axe with a DDT right on the chair.  She makes the cover, rolling him up (with a handful of tights) and gets the 3 count.  Maxine is once again (a 2 x) the Anytime/Anywhere Champion.  A car pulls up with Catalina Harper driving.  Maxine hops in and they drive off.


It’s time for our main event. First, Talon McFrost makes his way out first to booing from the crowd.  He flips off a few people and then gets into the ring.  Next, the music changes and the fans explode as TV Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine makes his way out.  He interacts with the fans on his way to the ring.  He enters and climbs the turnbuckle holding his title high.  He hands the title over to the ref and the bell rings starting this one off.  Drew dominated the match getting a couple of near falls after connecting with a few corkscrew pescados.  At the 11 minute mark, Drew hits Talon with the Lover Bomb and makes the cover getting the 1-2-3.  Drew wins the match and is successful in his title defense.  Drew remains in the ring and interacts with the fans as the show comes to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Our next two shows will actually be back to back airing on Sunday and Monday due to the POTUS commandeering the air time.  Oh well…  Stay tuned.  More action to come.

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