Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. The show begins back in the office of GM Ruth
Heartless. Ruth says two title matches
will be on the card today (the fans pop) but she says the fans don’t deserve it
(they boo). She concludes that at the
PPV in just a few short weeks, Master Bull will be out of HCW forever and she
will be the GM of the Phoenix brand (and who knows, maybe she’ll set her sights
on Tacoma) and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Pyro goes off and
our show is ready to begin. First,
Master Bull comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and
enters. He shows off for the fans until
the music changes and the lights go dim as Leon Teremoto makes his way out
carrying his single lantern. He is booed
as he slowly walks to the ring, sets the lantern on the ring and then climbs
in. Leon goes right on the offensive but
then Master Bull starts to make a comeback.
5 minutes in, Bull throws Leon out of the ring but then the Banker comes
out of the crowd and enters the ring attacking Bull just as the ref counted to
10. So, we are not exactly sure if Bull
wins the match on a DQ or on a countout but it didn’t matter as Bull hurled the
Banker over the top rope and then went after him brawling all the way to the
back. (5 ½ min)
We head backstage
where we see the Anytime/Anywhere Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito walking with
Catalina Harper. Tommy Lightning runs up
from behind with a ref in tow and shoves Catalina into a closet and locks the
door. He then attacks Maxine shoving her
into a wall. He then rolls her up and
gets the 3 count. Tommy Lightning has
just become the Anytime/Anywhere Champion.
He then runs off. Maxine gets up
and gives chase.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First, the
Crocodile Hunter comes out to a small pop from the crowd. Once in the ring, the loudspeakers blare
“VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang
with his manager the Ambassador. The duo
are booed as they head to the ring. The
match begins with Concession stand rules (they can take the fight into the
concession stands). Croc takes control
early and stays one step ahead of the doctor.
After 9 minutes, the fight falls out of the ring and they take it to the
concession stand. Fang smashes Croc’s
head into the concession stand but Croc locks on the ankle lock but Fang won’t
tap. A vicious eye gouge by Fang led to
a Transylvania piledriver on the hard floor.
Fang makes the cover and gets the 3 count. The fans boo as the ref raises Fang’s arm in
victory. Fang takes his title and starts
to leave but Nix Anderson comes out of nowhere and attacks Fang and the two
fight until Fang ends up taking off. Nix
follows. (11 min)
Backstage, we see
the new AA champion Tommy Lightning running through the parking garage with
Maxine in her car giving chase. Tommy
tries to take a short cut but ends up running right into a wall knocking
himself out. ‘The King of Cones’ Magnum
Kone just so happened to be there (with a ref).
He drops on Tommy with an Ice Cream splash making the cover and getting
the 3 count. Magnum Kone is the new
Anytime/Anywhere Champion. The fans pop
as Magnum takes the title and walks backstage.
We make our way
back to the ring for some 6 man tag action.
First, the Muscles Trio make their way out wearing their rainbow colored
bull horns. Absent this time are the
boxes of Booty O’s cereal. They head to
the ring after some interaction with the fans.
The music then turned and out comes the 5th Column. Baron von
Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun come out and they are holding the boxes
of cereal and laugh at the trio. They
throw the boxes on the ground and then stomp on them sending cereal
everywhere. They head down to the ring where
the trio are waiting and they are mad. The
match begins fairly quickly with the Trio dominating the whole match taking out
their frustrations on their opponents.
Just before the 11 minute mark, the Huber Clan made their way out and
attacked Karl and Oswald who were on the outside of the ring. Baron was left in the ring and was dominated
by the Muscles. An exhausted Baron gets
taken down by a flying headscissors.
Weasley makes the cover and gets the uncontested 3 count. The trio leave with satisfaction and the
Hubers add Baron to the pile of broken bodies.
They leave through the crowd. The
Column is helped to the back. (11 min)
We cut backstage
and there is an altercation going on.
The Axe has attacked Magnum Kone.
The two brawl until the Axe hits Magnum with the Axe. Axe makes the cover and wins the
Anytime/Anywhere title. He smirks and
walks away.
We head back to
the ring and already there are Felicia Cummings and her opponent Leslie
Grimes. Felicia started off strong but
eventually Leslie took over. Blast after blast put the Australian lass in
control. After 17 minutes, Leslie
catches Felicia with an Australian uppercut and makes the cover getting the 3
count. Leslie gets the win and
celebrates with the fans.
More commotion
backstage and the latest AA champion the Axe is confronted by the flannel
wearing lumberjack Jack Lumber and the Masked Banana. Axe tells them both to bring it but they just
stand there. Axe begins to yell at them
but they don’t respond. Just then, Jack
grabs a steel chair and starts to beat the Axe with it softening him up. Axe knocks the chair out of Jack’s hand and
hurls him into the Masked Banana. Maxine
shows back up and drops the Axe with a DDT right on the chair. She makes the cover, rolling him up (with a
handful of tights) and gets the 3 count.
Maxine is once again (a 2 x) the Anytime/Anywhere Champion. A car pulls up with Catalina Harper
driving. Maxine hops in and they drive
off.
It’s time for our
main event. First, Talon McFrost makes his way out first to booing from the crowd. He flips off a few people and then gets into
the ring. Next, the music changes and
the fans explode as TV Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine makes his way
out. He interacts with the fans on his way
to the ring. He enters and climbs the
turnbuckle holding his title high. He hands
the title over to the ref and the bell rings starting this one off. Drew dominated the match getting a couple of
near falls after connecting with a few corkscrew pescados. At the 11 minute mark, Drew hits Talon with
the Lover Bomb and makes the cover getting the 1-2-3. Drew wins the match and is successful in his
title defense. Drew remains in the ring
and interacts with the fans as the show comes to an end.
Thanks for
reading. Our next two shows will
actually be back to back airing on Sunday and Monday due to the POTUS
commandeering the air time. Oh well… Stay tuned.
More action to come.
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