Hello fans and
welcome to the 800th episode of HCW’s Wrestling Newsletter. Tonight, we come to you live from the home of
Thunder – Tacoma, WA. Tonight has a
solid line up with 3 title matches on the line:
Ladies Champion Hayley Hailstone vs Violet Valkyrie; World Champion
Texas Wildfire takes on Wendell Hammerschmidt and the World Tag Team Champions
Maximillian Redbeard and Supequake Ferguson take on the Steel Curtain. Added to this all-star card, we will see the
creator of the Lumber Lounge Jack Lumber take on the Axe in a steel cage. This feud continues to heat up. Let’s see if the cage rectifies
anything. El Chango takes on the Banker
and in a Loser Leaves HCW match, Killa Pops takes on the Big Cocoon. Let’s get you over to the action.
Pyro goes off and
the Omegatron lights up with a flashing 800.
The fans pop huge for this monumental event. We look towards the ring and the steel cage
has finished being assembled. Music hits and out comes the Axe comes out to
huge boos from the crowd. He makes his
way to the ring and enters through the door.
He begins pacing. Next, we hear
Jack’s music play and out comes HCW’s own plaid flannel hero (and true
conservationist) Jack Lumber. The fans
pop huge for Jack and he stops to interact with the fans in the Lumber Lounge
first before continuing to the ring.
Jack acts like he’s going to scale the cage but the Axe keeps kicking at
the cage wall to discourage it. Jack
finally enters through the door. Once
the door was closed, the bell rang starting this one off. Jack begins by picking up the Axe and
shoulder smashing him into the cage. He
goes for the quick pin but Axe kicks out.
Axe gets up and “accidentally” whips Jack into the ref knocking the ref
out. 4 minutes later, the ref makes it
back to his feet. A couple of minutes
later, Axe does the same thing and the ref is out cold again. A pissed off Lumber grinded the Axe’s face
into the cage drawing some blood. Lumber
hits a spear on the blinded Axe. Jack
tried to use the cage again but Axe reversed it and catapulted Jack into the
cage wall. He then rolled Jack up trying
for a pin but Jack kicked out at 2.
Jack battles back hitting the TIMMMMBER and he went for a pin but only
got a 2 count. Axe dropped Jack hard and
scaled to the top of the cage leaping off and hitting the B-52 kneedrop from
the top of the cage. The fans started a
“HOLY S**T” chant. Axe went for the pin
after a brief delay but Jack somehow kicked out much to the fans delight. After a couple more minutes, Axe locked Jack
up in a bearhug but Jack wouldn’t quit.
Axe then lowered him to the mat and tried (unsuccessfully) for a
pin. After trading more blows back and
forth, Axe hits the ropes and drops Lumber with a power punch. He goes for the pin and (with his feet on the
ropes) he gets the 3 count. He begins to
make his way to the door. He begins to
exit but Jack makes a lunge and grabs the Axe’s foot. Axe swings himself out of the cage holding
the wall and then grabs the door and SMASHES it into Jacks’ face. Jack falls back into the ring and Axe drops
to the floor. Axe gets the win but he
doesn’t seem to be done here. He gets
back in the ring and picks up Jack. He
then hurls him into the cage wall like a missile. Jacks is bleeding now. Axe continues the onslaught and finally drops
Jack with 3 consecutive Axe’s. Axe wipes
off his hands and leaves. Medics had to
come out and take Jack to the back. The
cage was raised to make it easier for the medical team to get Jack out. It seems the cage hasn’t settled anything
between these two. What will be next? (21 min)
Backstage, we see
all of the champions arriving. The first
car that pulled up let the Tag Team Champs out.
The second was Ladies Champion Hayley Hailstone. The third was World Champion Texas Wildfire.
We head back to
the ring and everything has been cleaned up.
Our next match is ready to get underway.
First, the Banker makes his way out to some massive booing from the
Tacoma crowd. Next, El Chango comes out
to the opposite reaction from the fans.
El Chango enters the ring ready for action. The match began strong with both competitors
evenly matched. A spinning heel kick
from El Chango gave him the slight advantage.
At 8 minutes into the match, we see Col. Flagg sneak over the
barrier. The Banker then threw El Chango
out of the ring and then distracted the referee. Flagg attacked El Chango and then threw him
twice into the steel steps. He then
bolted back through the crowd. The ref
began his count and by 9, it was apparent El Chango wasn’t going to make it
back in so the ref counted to 10 and had no choice but to award the match to
the Banker via countout. The Banker
exited the ring and rolled El Chango back in.
He then picked him up and looked like he was going to hit the Deposit
diving DDT but music hit and out comes Master Bull armed with a steel
chair. He ran down to the ring and the
Banker bolted before Bull could get his hands on him. The Banker kept pointing to his head showing
he outsmarted Bull but we’ll see who has the last laugh when these two meet at
the PPV. (8 ½ min)
We cut back to the
back and we see Violet Valkyrie and the Steel Curtain walking in. Wendell had arrived moments earlier and was
too good to walk in with them.
In one of the
interview areas, the Big Cocoon is being interviewed. He tells Pops that tonight, the door closes
on Pops’ career and unfortunately, there is nothing he can do about it.
Also backstage,
Killa Pops is being interviewed. He
tells the fans that the last time he and Cocoon were in the ring, he showed
mercy. Tonight, there will be none as
one of them will be out of HCW. Killa
says he didn’t work his way up only to be shown the door.
We head back out
to the ring and the cameras pan the crowd.
It seems that there are quite a few fans of the Wicked Prophet in
attendance as they are holding an abundance of signs. One though that strikes as outstanding is one
that has Prophet’s face pasted on top of an Ewok (Get it, Wicket the Ewok)
body. That one got a lot of people
laughing. That one person was subdued by
Prophet’s real fans and they held up their signs in defiance.
For the Glory!
Gorey Glory!
Salvation!
Exaltation!
WP 2020!
US CHAMP; FUTURE
WORLD CHAMP WP!
We are not a cult,
but we are Occult!
I left my family
for WP Glory!
WP for life
eternal
Wicked Prophet is
my Dad (our favorite next to the one with Prophet’s head on an Ewok)
We are the FLOCK
Big Flock Energy
The Big Cocoon
comes out first to booing from the crowd.
He makes his way into the ring and gets ready for action. Next we hear “Killa Pops is in da hoooooooooooouse”
and Killa makes his way out to a nice pop from the fans. He interacts with a few before heading to the
ring. It is announced that this grudge
match will be no DQ as there must be a definitive winner. This one was all Pops. Cocoon didn’t get much of anything in the way
of offense in. In the 14 minutes this
went on, Pops went for the pin 6 unsuccessful times. Finally he decided not to do anything crazy
but just slapped on a headlock. He took
Cocoon to the mat and much to everyone’s surprise, he rolled it over into a pin
and got the 3 count. Killa Pops gets the
win and the Big Cocoon is out. Killa Pops begins to celebrate his win until
Apollo Gyze came out from under the ring and with a chair in hand, whacked
Killa across the back multiple times until the chair was too mangled to use
anymore. Apollo then leaves as the fans
boo the crap out of him. Killa had to be
helped to the back. (14 min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)
Back in the
interview area, Violet Valkyrie says that she has to tip her hat to Hayley as
she was the better woman…that night.
Tonight, she gets her belt back and will continue to be the dominant
champion she has always been.
In a different
interview area, Hayley is standing there shaking her head. She says that Violet WAS the best and now she
is. Hayley gives a little attitude in
saying tonight is it for Violet so she can fight someone new.
The Ladies title
match is up next. First, the stage fills
with smoke and Violet comes rushing out like a bullet and slides into the
ring. The fans pop for the soccer
mom. Her fan time is cut short when
Hayley’s music hits. The Ladies champion
comes out with a bit of a swagger and cockiness that champions exude. She
makes her way to the ring barely acknowledging the fans. She gets in the ring and holds her title high
but does not pander to the crowd. She
hands the title over to the ref and the match begins. The match begins and Hayley dominates the
first few minutes of the match. After
Violet caught Hayley with a jumping knee smash and a near fall did thing turn
the way of the soccer mom. Violet began
to dominate and Hayley began to panic. Hitting
the What the Hail and only getting a 2 count added to Hayley’s
frustrations. At the 19 minute mark,
Violet attempted to lock in the triangle choke but somehow Hayley made it to
the ropes to break the hold. Not one
necessarily to play by (all) the rules, Violet dragged her back to the center
of the ring and locked in the triangle choke again. This time, Hayley was flailing around the
ring and was seconds away from tapping out when the bell rang bringing this one
to a time limit draw. Violet was
disappointed by the finish. Hayley got
to her feet and began pushing Violet (for not honoring the breaking of the hold
when on the ropes). Things began to get
a little heated until Sassy Maxine DeVito and Catalina Harper. The two got in
the ring and attacked Hayley and Violet.
Maxine uses a chair to knock both women down with Violet falling out of
the ring. She then grabbed a ladder and
used it as a battering ram on the Ladies Champion. Catalina puts Violet on a table and then goes
to the edge of the ring apron and then JUMPS landing on Violet and crashing
through the table. Maxine and Catalina
stand tall in the ring before leaving (20 min draw; 5 min for the aftermath)
Backstage, Apollo
lambasts Cocoon for losing; following him to the door but never letting up. On his way out, Cocoon grabs Apollo by the
throat and shoves him against the wall and then leaves. Apollo stands there rubbing his neck with a
look of disdain on his face.
Backstage, World
Champion Texas Wildfire is getting fired up for his match tonight. He says he’s been a dominant champion but is
looking forward to meeting Wicked Prophet in the ring.
Our World Title
match is up next. First, Wendell
Hammerschmidt comes out to booing from the crowd. He nonchalantly flips them all off and
continues his way to the ring. The music
changes and the fans pop huge as the World Champion Texas Wildfire makes his
way out. He takes time to interact with
the fans which led to Wendell impatiently tapping his foot on the mat waiting
for his match to begin. After TW was
done, he got in the ring and handed his title over so the match could
begin. Another dominant match by the
champ; he just outwrestled Wendell at every turn. At the 15 minute mark, TW hits the Hangman’s
Clothesline on Wendell and that was all she wrote. TW gets the win with a slow 3 count (it
didn’t matter) and he stands tall. The
Wicked Prophet runs in from the crowd and attacks TW hitting him with the
Unrighteous Dominion. Prophet picks up
the World title and holds that and the US title high before dropping the World
title on the champ. Prophet takes a mic
and exclaims “The Glory is mine. My Calling and Election will be made sure!” He drops the mic and then leaves to boos from
the crowd (except his little pod).
The Steel Curtain
are backstage. Buzz says that they had a
great run as 6 Man tag champs but that is now over and they can concentrate on
normal tag teaming. Starbuck agrees with
him and adds that it’s been awhile since they held the gold. He is looking forward to the outcome of
tonight’s match. Buzz leans in and says
“Word” and the two of them head out.
It is time for the
main event. First, the Steel Curtain –
Buzz and Starbuck Steel – come out to a HUGE pop from the crowd. They interact with a few fans and make their
way into the ring. Next, the World Tag
Team Champions - Superquake Ferguson and Maximillian Redbeard come out to a
less-than-stellar pop as the Curtain are the real favorites in this match. That didn’t sit all that well with the
champs so they opted not to interact when they walked to the ring. The 4 men were cordial in the ring and all
shook hands and went to their separate corners to await the beginning of the
match. The match was even through the
first couple of minutes but then the Steel Curtain began to dominate with the
frequent double teaming and constant tagging in and out. As the match progressed, the champs began to
run out of steam. This allowed the
Curtain to dig deeper and run with the match.
We now join at the 13 min mark.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a EYE RAKE....
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Starbuck
Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a STAND ON NECK....
Buzz Steel
executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against REVERSE NECKBREAKER but is unsuccessful.
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Superquake
Ferguson kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
Superquake
Ferguson absorbs the punishment.
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Superquake
Ferguson was pinned by Buzz Steel!!!
Buzz
Steel wins with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER over Superquake Ferguson!!!
And just like that,
we have BRAND NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
Ferguson and Redbeard shook hands with the Curtain and then left. Buzz and Starbuck celebrated in the ring and
with the fans to bring the show to an end.
Thanks for
reading, The PPV is a few weeks away and there is still a lot to sort through
so be sure to stay tuned.
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