Hello fans and
welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Tacoma thunder. Our supershow representing our 800th
published episode will be one for the record books. That show and the PPV that follows at the end
of October – House of Horrors - are expected to blow the roof off.
Today’s show
begins back in the office of GM Max McGillicutty. Max is with the newest edition to his roster
the Masked Banana. He begins “You know,
there is a guy on the roster – Ice Dagger – and he has that awful music ‘Ice
Dagger Baby’ and we need something better.
I have a couple of options and for best song and I would like to use one
of them as my music.” Max asks to hear
it. “You got it” the Masked Banana says.
(To the music of the Batman TV series from the 60’s)
(To the music of the Batman TV series from the 60’s)
Nana nana nana na, nana nana nana na…BANANA!
Nana nana nana na,
nana nana nana na…BANANA!
Nana nana nana na,
nana nana nana na…BANANA…BANANA…BANANA!
Max shakes his head. “No”
“Ok,” MB
says. “How about this one?”
A drink of choice should be a fun one
And the boys they say pour me another
They all want one, they all have fun
So they all come over and drink one
Drink with me, sing with me
And if you’re good, I’ll by you another
Peach, Pomegranate, Lime Margarita
Green, orange, purple margarita
Salt, rocks, frozen margarita
Hey Margarita!
Max chuckles as he hears the fans pop. “I think you’ve got a winner. The fans sure seem to think so.” The Masked Banana jumps up and says that Max won’t regret it and he’ll start using it right away. He rushes out the door.
Our first match
kicks things off in this non-title match.
First, the Big Cocoon comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He gets in the ring and awaits his opponent
who is much more hated then he is. We
then hear the loudspeakers blare out “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” and out
comes the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and his manager the Ambassador. The two make their way down to the ring amid
the booing from the crowd. Fang gets
right in the ring and stands in front of Cocoon. Cocoon dwarfs Fang and as soon as the bell
rings, all hell breaks loose. Cocoon got
in a few shots early on but the constant interference from the Ambassador gave
control of the pace and tempo to Fang.
Fang tried to hit Cocoon with everything in his arsenal but Cocoon
wouldn’t stay down. When we entered the
final minute of the match, Cocoon was blatantly choking Fang out but then the
evil vampire hit Cocoon with the Vampire Lunge but there was no time to go for
a pin as the bell rang bringing this one to a draw finish. Fang leaves with the
Ambassador first. Just as the Big Cocoon
was getting ready to leave, Killa Pops rushed in with a steel chair and hit
Cocoon in the leg bringing the big man down to one knee. Pops then held the chair high and looked to
the fans who chanted “hit him” but Killa dropped the chair. He got a mic and told Cocoon that he could
have taken him out right here and now but he is saving it for the supershow
where one of them will be leaving HCW for good. Killa shows some mercy and leaves as the fans
pop for him for (eventually) taking the high road.
Catalina Harper is
backstage and walks by a table that has a bunch of chicken sandwiches on
it. She takes one and is immediately
told (by a punk kid) that she is not allowed to have one. She holds it up high and drops the sandwich. When the guy rushed over to grab it before it
hit the floor, Catalina turned grabbing the table and dumped all the contents
on the table to the floor. She smirked
and walked off. The punk kid was
standing there holding one sandwich. Oh
boy, someone is going to be in trouble.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. Lavender
Gooms makes her way out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, Tempest Fortune makes her way out and
the fans pop huge for her. She interacts
with the crowd as she makes her way down and into the ring. Tempest owned the entire match even preventing
Lavender from getting in one offense shot in the first 7 minutes of the
match. By then, there was no doubt who
would be getting the win. Tempest kept
the pace up for an incredible 16 minutes and at that point, locked in an ankle lock
but instead of going for the submission win, she turned it into a pin attempt
and got the 1-2-3. Tempest gets the win
and since it was won in such dominating fashion, Lavender loses her spot in the
top 10 and Tempest is back in. (16 min)
In a backstage segment,
we hear from the US Champion the Wicked Prophet: “I have some words for both of
the GM of HCW – No more matches with fools! Pit me against a worthy opponent so
my righteous flock can share glory once again…and stop calling me Wicket Prophet!”
Next up, we have a
challenge issued for a spot in the top 10 lineup for the Hardcore title. First, Nix Anderson, the challenger comes out
strumming his ukulele. He gets a mixed
reaction from the crowd. Once in the ring,
his music is abruptly shut off and out comes 5th Column member Karl
Braun. Braun is booed as he makes his
way down and into the ring. Karl goes
for the attack upon entering the ring but fails miserably as Nix takes him to
school and dominates the match effectively ending it with a swinging
neckbreaker. Nix gets the win and moves
up in the rankings. He is that much
closer to Fang and the Hardcore title.
(9 min)
Backstage, TNT is
with the Tag Team Champions Superquake Ferguson and Maximillian Redbeard. Tonight, they are challenging for the 6 Man
titles held by Wilber Townsend and his Zombie recruits (Anthony Boom and Leon
Teremoto). TNT says that Wilber has been
riding high on a wave of fear. He and his
teammates tonight do not fear them and will be taking those titles tonight.
The next match is
ready to begin when the music play:
Peach, Pomegranate, Lime Margarita
Green, orange, purple margarita
Salt, rocks, frozen margarita
Hey Margarita!
The fans join in yelling “Hey Margarita” at the appropriate time. The Masked Banana comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He interacts with the fans and makes his way into the ring asking for a mic. “Whoooooey! What a bananas night it’s been so far! It’s just great to be here. The fans are incredible! Hop into the banana boat, ya’ll! What’s up with Maxine? She’s great! I was trying to introduce myself and she had some attitude – what a pro! Hey, watch out for that peel!”
He is cut off when
the Axe makes his way out stomping his way down to the ring. The fans boo the cr@p out of him and he seems
a little annoyed…not by the fans but by the group of fans wearing plaid sitting
in the ‘Lumber Lounge’ with its founder Jack Lumber. Axe sneered at him and continued on his way
to the ring. Axe went on the offense
right off the bat but with each passing moment, the Masked Banana gained
traction. By 11 minutes in, the Masked
Banana had taken control of the match. At
roughly the 18 minute mark, Jack made his way down towards the ring causing a
distraction. The Masked Banana capitalized
on it and hit the Suddenly Bananas. MB
immediately went for the pin and with a solid hook of the leg, he got the 3
count. The Masked Banana gets the
win. Axe is up pretty quick and grabs MB
hurling him out of the ring to the hard floor.
Axe beckons for Lumber to get into the ring and Jack obliges. The two trade blows until about 10 people
from the back rushed out to break things up.
It is apparent that nothing is settled between these two. Axe leaves first yelling that he is accepting
Jack’s challenge at the Supershow. Jack
eventually leaves and heads back to the Lumber Lounge.
Tommy Lightning
makes his way out and demands a mic. He
says that all of the champions in HCW are cowards for refusing to face
him. He says the biggest coward of them
all is the Anytime/Anywhere Champion ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito. Tommy says that she is a dirty player but he
can go toe to toe with the best of them.
Since the AA title can be defended at any time, he is calling Maxine out
now, not for some cheap backstage segment but a match in the ring. Maxine comes out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd with Catalina following. The duo
make their way to the ring and Maxine says she accepts the challenge. The match begins with Tommy mocking Catalina
from the outside. This of course would
catch up to him when on the outside, Catalina introduced Tommy into the steel
post twice. The match ended up going
right to the final few seconds when Maxine hooked the leg and some tights and
got the 3 count right before the bell rang.
Maxine has her first full match in the ring and is once again victorious
(with the help of her bodyguard for sure).
Catalina gets in the ring and holds Maxine’s arm high. They then leave. Tommy gets laughed at for his poor
performance and he storms off. (20 min)
Backstage, it is
dark except for light coming from 3 lanterns.
Wilber sticks his face in front of the camera (he is wearing his mask)
but then removes it. “Sometimes I wish
that I could feel pain. But I am different. And we should all embrace our
differences, right kids? When I look
inside myself, I see the good, I see the bad. I see everything. I see dreams
you haven't dreamed, and worlds you haven't discovered. I see miracles. My mind
is endless, and I am free. Tonight, the
buzzards feast.” He turns and leaves
with Anthony and Leon following.
It is time for our
main event. First, the challengers TNT
and the Tag Team Champions Maximillian Redbeard and Superquake Ferguson come
out to a pop from the crowd. They
interact with the fans and then enter the ring.
They don’t have long to wait as the lights go out and the 3 solitary
lights rock slightly as they head to the ring carried by the 6 Man Tag Team
Champions Wilber Townsend, Leon Teremoto and Anthony Boom. The champs get into the ring and the lights
come up showing all 3 men wearing their creepy masks. Each man removes their mask and everything is
set on the outside of the ring. The
match starts off with TNT squaring off against his uncle Wilber. The Six Man champs dominated until Maximillian
made the hot tag. During a double team
on Leon, Anthony and Wilber went after Superquake and put him through a table
at ringside taking him out of the rest of the match. Back in the ring, the champs continued to
dominate but then noticed time was running out. Leon hits Maximillian with a splash in the
corner and tries for a quick pin but Redbeard powers out. Redbeard then dazed Leon with a flying knee
smash. Leon shook it off and after
reversing a hip toss attempt, powerbombed Redbeard in the middle of the
ring. He took too long to make the cover
as by the count of 2, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw
conclusion. The champions retain on a
time limit draw but TNT was not done and tried to take more out of Wilber’s
hide but Anthony and Leon dropped him with a double powerbomb. The champs stood tall in the ring as the fans
booed and the show comes to an end.
Thanks for
reading. Lots of stuff happening so stay
tuned.
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