Hello fans and
welcome back. Well, we enjoyed our nice
hiatus and the roster is all refreshed and ready to kick things off.
The Supershow
which aired right before the PPV saw the following results:
· Ice Dagger defeats
Magnum Kone
· Killa Pops
defeated Tommy Lightning
· Maxine DeVito
defeats Kimberly Kiccsass
· Jack Lumber
defeats the Axe but Axe attacks him after the match.
· El Chango defeated
Col. Flagg
We are introduced to “the Lumber Lounge”. Entrance to the Lumber Lounge:
· $20 or
· $15 if you wear a
flannel or
· $10 if you bring a
friend AND wear a flannel
· Davis Hoffmeister
defeats the Banker
· Iron Sheik
attacked and potentially injured Rad Gumbo.
As a recap from
the PPV,
· Wilber Townsend,
Leon Teremoto and Anthony Boom defeated the Steel Curtain & Biceps
Bannerman to become the NEW 6 Man Tag Team Champions.
· Drew the Canadian
Love Machine retained the TV title in his match against Master Bull.
· Dr Red Fang
retained the Hardcore title against Nix Anderson.
· Wicket Prophet
defeated Otto Ruthless to retain the US title.
· Maximillian
Redbeard and Superquake Ferguson defeated Mean Jack Mason & Angry Jack
Lawson to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
· Texas Wildfire
retained the World Title against Apollo Gyze.
· After signing a
non-liable clause for his match, The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo defeated the Iron
Sheik in a Persian Death Match; only to be taken out after tripping over a cat
scratching post back stage. Rad Gumbo
ended up breaking his ankle and will be out the rest of the year. I’m sure he’ll have words for Apollo (who
left shit laying around) upon his return.
· Hayley Hailstorm
defeated Violet Valkyrie to become the NEW LADIES CHAMPION.
“First off you
ungrateful bunch of snobs, I was given an opportunity by the owners of HCW to take
on a new wrestler for my roster or trade him to Tacoma in favor of someone on
the roster there. Well, Tacoma, you get
“The Masked Banana”. Enjoy. I on the other hand am taking back someone
who should never have left.” Music hits
and out comes the Banker. “Ruth, thank
you for making this happen. First, that
Tacoma is such a stinkpit (referring to the alleged ‘Tacoma Aroma’) and I
couldn’t wait to get out of there.
Second, I saw that the Heat show was taking a nosedive and needed
someone of my caliber back on the show.
Ratings will surely soar now.”
Ruth tells him he will have to wrestle tonight and he says he’ll go get
ready and heads to the back. Ruth
continues. “Also tonight, we are rolling
out a brand new title. We have
graciously extended an offer to wrestlers on both teams including the women to
come and wrestle for this new belt. The
title will be called the “Anytime/Anywhere” Championship and can and will have
to be defended at a moment’s notice.
Anyone can win it if they have the know how to make it happen. That battle royal will take place tonight
with the new champion being crowned before the end of the show. With that, let’s get this show moving.” She leaves and the fans applaud (because she
finally left).
Our first match of
the evening continues the feud between these two teams. First, the Snake Pit (Leiton, Niven and
Tobias Snake) all come out to a small pop from the crowd. The 3 enter the ring and put their collective
fists together for a fist bump. The
music changes and the fans boo as the 5th Column (Baron von Blood,
Karl Braun & Oswald Zimmerman) come out.
The Column flip off the crowd which just infurates them all the
more. Baron gets in the ring and calls
out Leiton for hiding behind the Pit.
Leiton basically does the same to Baron for hiding behind the
Column. Baron says that the two of them
should do this one on one with their teammates only coming in for double or
triple teaming. Leiton agreed. The bell rang and Leiton almost scored a near
fall after hitting a Curb stomp 2 minutes in.
The Column then jumped Leiton giving Baron a chance to recover. Twice during the match, we saw all 6 men in
the ring but for the entire time, neither Baron nor Leiton tagged out. The Snake Pit clearly had the advantage
during the match but Baron was able to capitalize when Leiton went for an
enzuiguri but missed. Baron locked in
the Gas Chamber (sleeper) and while Oswald and Karl took out the rest of the
pit, the ref checked on Leiton picking up his arm and dropping it once, twice,
three times. He calls for the bell and
awards the match to the 5th Column via submission. Baron refuses to relinquish the hold. The ref threatens to reverse the decision and
Baron finally lets go once Niven and Tobias hit the ring armed with steel
chairs. Baron von Blood bolts out of the
ring and he and the rest of the Column celebrate their win. I’m sure the Snake Pit will not be letting
this go. (12 min)
The former tag
team champions Mean Jack Mason and Angry Jack Lawson are backstage. Mason issues a challenge to the Steel Curtain
for the briefcase which contains a contract to meet for the Tag Team
titles. Buzz and Starbuck Steel walk
in and they say that they accept. A
brief brawl ensues but is quickly squashed.
We go back to the
ring for our next match. First, Travis
‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. Once in the ring, the music changed and the
fans boo as the Banker makes his way out.
He makes his way to the ring and puts his briefcase next to the steel
post. He gets in and attacks
Travis. The two men battled for the
entire 20 minute match but with no pin or submission attempted, the match ended
on a draw. The Banker was not happy
about that and attacked Travis with the briefcase. The Banker then hit a Deposit diving DDT on
Travis right on the briefcase putting a huge dent into it. The Banker saw his briefcase with the huge
dent in it and went right back to beating Travis down. A bunch of people from backstage came out and
forced the Banker to the back. Travis
was helped to the back. (20 min draw)
Hardcore Champion
Dr. Red Fang is backstage with his manager the Ambassador. The Ambassador blasts Nix Anderson for being
a poor sport after he completely failed against the diabolical vampire. The Ambassador promises that Nix will
“never….eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever get another shot at this title unless….Fang and I
want you gone so I propose one more match but this time, if (and when) you lose
Nix, you are out of HCW. Those are the terms.
Take it, or leave it.” The
Ambassador and Fang walk off camera.
The next match is
to determine who gets the next title match against the Tag Team Champions. First, the challengers Mean Jack Mason and
Angry Jack Lawson come out first and they are booed all the way to the
ring. They would grab random signs and
tear them up before throwing the pieces back at the fans. They got in the ring and jawjacked with the
crowd until the music changed and the fans popped HUGE as the Steel Curtain
(Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out carrying their briefcase. They interact with the fans and make their
way into the ring. There is very little
down time as the match begins right away at the insistence of the Steel
Curtain. The 4 men brawled all over the
ring with random pins attempted but nothing was successful. The match went on right up to the last minute
of the match. As we entered the final
minute of the match, the Curtain were in total control but the Jacks jumped
in. Buzz joined in and he and Starbuck
hurled the Jacks at each other and they crashed in the center of the ring. Angry Jack fell down and rolled out of the
ring. Starbuck hit the ropes and nailed
an Out of this World dropkick on Mason.
He rolled Mean Jack up and with seconds to spare, he got the 1-2-3. The Steel Curtain are victorious and retain
their spot as the #1 contenders to the Tag Champs. Mean Jack and Angry Jack stormed to the back
pissed off. (30 min)
Smarting their
loss tonight, the Jacks arrive backstage and they just snap. They attack and beat up a couple of security
guards with Mean Jack causing most of the ruckus. GM Ruth Heartless arrives on the scene and
says that this is totally uncalled for and suspends the team. Mean Jack grabs his bag and walks out the
back door never turning around.
It’s time for our
match for the Hardcore title. First, the
challenger Ghee Buttersnaps comes out to a pop from the crowd. After he arrives in the ring, the
loudspeakers blare “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the champion Dr.
Red Fang accompanied by his manager the Ambassador and the two head to the ring
amid the boos and hisses from the crowd.
Fang gets in the ring and looks to the Ambassador who announces the
match rules will be “Brass knuckles”.
Fang goes right on the offensive.
Fang is first to get the brass knucks and he delivers a punch to Ghee’s
gut. Ghee gets a shot in when he uses
the foreign object to smack Fang across the bridge of the nose. This move incapacitated the champ and Ghee
took control but Fang eventually got back into the action. Ghee locks in a bearhug but Fang won’t
quit. Fang goes for his knucks again but
Ghee kicks them into the crowd giving some lucky fan a bloody souvenir. The next thing we hear is the bell signaling
the end of the match. This one ended in
a draw. Fang retains his title but
leaves fairly quickly. (20 min draw)
It is now time for
our main event and most of the participants in the battle royal to determine
who will become the first ever Anytime/Anywhere champion goes off with men and
women alike storming the ring and bodies flying over the top rope just as fast as
new ones could enter. This went on for
almost an hour when it finally came down to the last two competitors… Master
Bull and ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito. After a
little back and forth, Bull drops Maxine with a one armed chokeslam but Maxine
pops up and grabs Bull by the trunks and hurls him over the top rope. The bell rings signaling the end of the match
and with that, Maxine becomes the first ever Anytime/Anywhere Champion. She holds the title high and the fans
boo. She smirks and heads to the back. Just then, a small group of wrestlers
immediately went after her to try to get a pin or submission to take the title
but Maxine had just enough of a lead that she was able to exit the building,
hop into a waiting car and take off.
With that, the
show comes to an end. Stay tuned for
more action.
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