Hello fans and
welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.
Well, the
proverbial sh!t has hit the fan. We
start off in the office of GM Master Bull.
Master Bull is livid. He is there
with Tacoma’s GM Max McGillicutty. Bull
claims that Apollo is plotting to kill him and tells Max he wants him fired
immediately. Max says that he’s watched
it about 10 times and says that he can’t tell if the second guy is Apollo or
not. “Who else uses that stupid-ass
catchphrase?” Bull asks. Max says he’s not convinced and will bring in
HCW’s very own forensic investigator Gardinia Blue to look into it. Bull agrees.
Pyro goes off and
out show is ready to go. Tonight, we
have some great matches lined up for you with our main event seeing the TV
title defended by champion Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister.
The bell rings
signaling the beginning of our first match.
First, the duo of Angry Jack Lawson and Mean Jack Mason make their way
out to booing from the crowd. They
retaliate against the fans by stealing signs and tearing them into many pieces
and laugh at everyone who seems sad.
They get in the ring and the booing intensifies. Next, the music changes and out comes the
Ryzing Storm – Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing and his brother Terra Ryzing. The fans boo them just a hair less. This one is a challenge for the Storm’s spot
in the tag team line up. As soon as the
Storm hit the ring they got hit, nay, clobbered, nay again, destroyed by the
Jack’s. Angry Jack and Mean Jack
annihilated the Storm beating the holy hell out of them. After 5 minutes, it seemed that the Jack’s
were just toying with them. They took
their time and once they had their fun, 17 minutes after the start of the
match, Mean Jack hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Travis and gets the
easy 1-2-3. Angry Jack and Mean Jack get
the win and move up in the rankings. After
the match, Mean Jack throws out a challenge to the Mexicali Flyers for their
spot. (17 min)
Tobias and Niven
Snake are backstage and run into the Muscles Trio. After a bit of banter, the Snake Pit
challenged the Trio to a match. Muscles
McGuire noticed that it would be 3 to 2.
Niven said they could deal with that and the challenge was accepted.
Next up, ‘Rowdy’
Roderick Rothchild makes his way out with his manager the Ambassador. The duo are booed as they head to the
ring. Keeping with the heel antics,
Roderick grabs signs from the fans and tore them up. Roderick got in the ring and began showing
off irritating the fans all the more.
The music changed and out comes ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston. The fans explode with cheers as Lucas makes
his way down to the ring. He shakes the
fans hands as he makes a lap around the ring.
He gets back in and watches Roderick to make sure nothing funny
happens. The bell rings and kicks this
one off. The Ambassador got involved
early on clubbing Lucas with his cane.
The early advantage went to Roderick and he gained more control each time
the Ambassador stuck his nose into the match.
After 10 minutes, Lucas began to battle back and stunned Roderick with
some quick hitting moves. The next thing
we knew, we were approaching the time limit.
Lucas kicked it into high gear and hit Roderick with a Flying Dropkick
twice before attempting a pin. The
Ambassador pulled Roderick out of the ring to break up the pin. Roderick rolled back in a few moments later
and Lucas with the Rothchild Stunner.
Lucas fell down by the ropes but as soon as Roderick went for the pin,
Lucas got his foot on the ropes but the Ambassador was quick to knock it off
before the ref saw it. The ref counted to 3 and with barely seconds left in the
match, Roderick gets the win much to the dismay of the fans. Roderick laughed all the way to the
back. Lucas followed moments later. (20 min)
Tommy Lightning is
backstage being interviewed and he says that Starbuck Steel is just like all
the others – he uses people and then discards them. Buzz Steel and Biceps Bannerman – they are
all rotten to the core. Tommy says that
Starbuck lost the #1 spot not because of his interference but because he’s just
not that good. The Banker, just like
many others, is that much better.
Starbuck can go cry over spilled milk as he’s done with them and moving
on.
It’s back to the
ring for our handicap match. First, Tobias
and Niven Snake make their way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the
crowd. Next, the Muscles Trio come out
wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and their boxes of ‘Booty O’s”
cereal. They interact with the fans
which gets them over. They head to the
ring and the match begins almost automatically.
The Snake Pit easily controlled the match for the first 7 minutes but
then the Muscles got into a rhythm and the numbers eventually took its toll on
the Pit and after consecutive triple teaming, Niven gets hit with an overhead
suplex by Thorpe at the 22 minute mark and that was it for the Pit. The Muscles Trio get the win and the fans pop
for them. They celebrate with the fans
and then depart.
We head backstage
and the Wicked Prophet has made his way down to the oven that is Phoenix. He calls Jacques Beannot “Jaques Be-Nobody”
and a coward for continuing to attack him from behind instead of face to
face. He’s lucky that he is not here in
Phoenix tonight or he would have words for him.
Wicked Prophet says that he was not able to make it on to tonight’s card
so he is going to go set up a table and sign some autographs for the fans (this
got a pop from the crowd).
We head back to
the ring for the next match. First, Bob ‘Powder’
Keg comes out and gets a decent pop from the crowd. Next, Tommy Lightning comes out and the fans
boo him. He seems put off by it and can’t
seem to comprehend why the fans are booing him.
He gets in the ring and tries to attack Bob but the Kegster immediately
hits the Powder Keg and goes right for the pin but Tommy kicks out at one. Tommy tried to lock in an abdominal stretch
but Bob nullified it. Tommy hits the
ropes but does nothing. Bob rears back
for a closed fist punch buy Tommy reverses it and goes for a front chancery but
Bob reverses it and drops Tommy with a DDT.
Tommy stuns Bob with an elbow smash.
Just then, Starbuck Steel made his way out and Tommy stopped to jawjack
with him. Starbuck kept his distance
from the ring and just stood there.
Tommy invited him into the ring but Starbuck stood his ground. Tommy scoffed at Starbuck and turned around
only to be scooped up and planted in the middle of the ring by a
powerslam. Bob hooked the leg and got
the 1-2-3. Bob ‘Powder’ Keg gets the win
and the fans pop. Starbuck smiles and
walks away. Bob made his way to the back
and Tommy stewed in the ring a bit before leaving. (6 min)
The Regulators
Mammoth and Mule are backstage talking about Mammoth’s upcoming shot at the TV
title tonight. Mammoth says that he has
this on in the bag and the Regulators will once again have gold among
them. Mule says that if he wants, he
will be in his partner’s corner. Mammoth
says he’s got this and thanks his partner for having his back.
We head to the
ring for the next match and over the loudspeakers blares “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR
EVERYONE” and out comes the evil vampire bot Dr. Red Fang. Fang makes his way down to the ring and grabs
a sign from a fan but instead of tearing it up with his hands, he starts taking
bites out of it and then hands it back.
He gets in the ring snarling and growling at the fans but as soon as the
familiar ringing of the bell sounds, we know that the King of Cones Magnum Kone
is coming. The fans pop and the ice cream man turned wrestler makes his way
down to the ring distributing treats to the kids at ringside. He is in the process of completing this when
Fang attacks him from behind. The two
men brawled around the ring and finally took the action back to the squared
circle. The two fought tooth and nail and
it was apparent that pins and submissions were not really what they were
after. Fang would take the lead a few
times but the King of Cones was right there with him and later on, took over
control of the match. 18 minutes in,
Magnum hits the Popsicle (piledriver) and goes for the first pin of the
night. Fang gets his foot on the
ropes. Fang tries for a Transylvania
Piledriver of his own but Magnum nullifies it.
In the last few seconds of the match, Fang hits the skull crusher but
the bell rings before he could attempt a cover.
This one goes to a draw finish but neither man were done. The two then fought all the way to the
back. (20 min draw). The referee had to bring the portable ice
cream truck to the back with him.
TV Champion Davis
Hoffmeister says that Regulator Mammoth is a tough competitor but when it comes
to a tough individual, none can compare to the Hoff. He says he’ll give it his all tonight and
says he plans to send the fans home happy.
It’s time for our
Main Event. First, the Regulators
Mammoth and Mule make their way out to a small pop from the crowd. Mammoth enters the ring and Mule goes to sit
at commentary. Next, the music changes and
the fans explode as the TV Champion Davis Hoffmeister makes his way out. He high fives with some of the fans as he
make his way down to the ring. He takes
a lap around before entering. Once in
the ring, he climbs the turnbuckle holding his title high as the fans
applaud. He jumps down and hands the
title to the ref. The bell then
rings. The match was pretty close
throughout its run but the champ was clearly in control of the majority of
it. Things got a little dicey for Davis when
Mammoth hit a Regulator Smash and Davis barely kicked out at the last possible
moment. Davis would then battle back hitting
a roundhouse kick. Mammoth hit an
inverted superplex but Davis bodyslammed him hard in the middle of the
ring. Davis was on his feet first and as
Mammoth got up, Davis dropped him with a piledriver. He made the cover and got the 1-2-3. The fans pop as Davis retains his title. Davis went over and helped Mammoth to his
feet and shook hands. Mammoth then left
leaving Davis in the ring to celebrate with the fans as the show comes to an
end.
That is all for
now. Our Reigning Royalty PPV is just a
few short weeks away. Stay tuned.
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