Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter. Well, the roster and the rest of us got a well-deserved break and are now ready to get back into action. We have quite a bit of news that is part of the fallout from the Critical Mass PPV and that begins with those retiring from HCW. The only one who was forced into retirement as a stipulation of his match was Phat Sol. He has asked to address the Phoenix fans on Wednesday so that will be taking place then. Even after the break, the following people have decided this isn’t what they wanted anymore.
Hangman #3
Pete Punsher
Figgy Newton (the beating he received at the hands of Davis Hoffmeister was enough for him to call it quits)
Mustang Sammy (by default, with Figgy gone, so is he)
Lexy Flexx
Next, as the GM
predicted, there was a roster shake up to make room for new people joining
us. Tacoma GM Max McGillicutty agreed to
bring on all the new wresters for his show and some made the move down to
Phoenix. Those existing on the roster
that were affected included:
Lavender Gooms
Muscles McGuireMuscles Thorpe
Muscles Weasley
Madame Jade
The shocker was
King Rad Gumbo being moved to Phoenix but it was without Superquake so he and
his Queen will have to fend for themselves.
With that, Tacoma
Thunder is proud to introduce 5 new characters:
Nix
Anderson –
he hails from the mean streets of Ukulele, Germany (apparently he got beat up
by bullies for being from a town called Ukulele so he in turn became a bully
and figured the best place to do that would be in a wrestling ring)
Jacques
Beannot (brought
in by Drew the Canadian Love Machine).
Jacques also hails from Montreal along with Drew. Drew says he discover Jacques in a gym after
a hard days work pounding on a computer.
Drew calls his specialty move “the Spreadsheet”.
Hardcore
Hensen is
a former military instructor who, like Nix, wanted to beat people up for a
living but actually get paid for it and not be arrested for assault and
battery. Anytime he was asked a
question, his response was always the same…“BECAUSE I’M HARDCORE!”
Vanilla
Zombie –
this was the mysterious blonde woman who attacked Kimberly Kiccsass after her
battle royal win. She wears zombie like
makeup and always asks “Why”. When
prompted with “Why what?” she would just stare at them with wide eyes.
Finally, we have ‘Short but Vicious’ Ruby Rose. We learned that Ruby trained at the
same facility as hall of fame member the Southern Belle and is out to prove
never to underestimate someone based on their size.
All 5 competitors
will be in action tonight but Jacques will be teaming with Drew in tag team
action.
After the PPV, the
Axe’s tag team partner Brick had approached Scooter J to mock him about his
loss to the Axe. Today, Scooter J went
to GM Max McGillicutty and demanded a loser leaves town match. Max says it will be tonight’s main event but
warns Scooter J that if he loses, he is out for good and not just on a vacation.
Also, after the
PPV, King Rad Gumbo announced he would be cashing in his title shot against the
new World Champion Buzz Steel.
Outback Oscar
discussed it with his tag team partner the Crocodile Hunter and they will be
going after tag belts.
The new Tag Team
Champs the Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) commented about Elitism’s
heel turn. El Chango calls them sore
losers and Leon says that this is their time and if Elitism wants a rematch,
they will give them one and send them packing.
Tonight’s Card
Line up looks like this:
Tacoma Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
April 22, 2018
20 Minute Time Limit
Nix Anderson
|
VS.
|
Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude)
|
45 Minute Time Limit
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine
Jacques Beannot |
VS.
|
Outback Oscar
The Crocodile Hunter |
BECAUSE IT'S HARDCORE!
Brass Knuckles
No Count Out/No DQ
20 Minute Time Limit
HARDCORE HENSEN
|
VS.
|
Superquake Ferguson
|
20 Minute Time Limit
Vanilla Zombie (f)
|
VS.
|
Lady Hermann (f)
|
20 Minute Time Limit
Short but Vicious Ruby
Rose (f)
|
VS.
|
Betsy Cummings (f)
|
Loser leaves HCW
Thumbtack Deathmatch
No Count Out/No DQ
30 Minute Time Limit
ScooterJ
|
VS.
|
Brick
|
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC.
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled OC.
Nix
Anderson executes a THROW THRU ROPES....
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) executes a HEADLOCK....
Dude U.S.A.
(Mick Rude) is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC/TT
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled OC.
Nix
Anderson executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) executes a SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN....
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC.
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) rolled DC
Nix
Anderson executes a RINGROPE FACE BURN....
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) absorbs the punishment.
Nix
Anderson is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Dude
U.S.A. (Mick Rude) was pinned by Nix Anderson!!!
Nix
Anderson wins with a RINGROPE FACE BURN over Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude)!!!
Nix celebrates his
first win in HCW and the fans voice their displeasure. He says he’s going to play them a song to
“soothe the savage beast” but then changes his mind and walks to the back.
Backstage, the US
Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine is with his new protégé Jacques
Beannot. Drew tells Jacques that HCW is
the best place to wrestle and everyone gets a fair shake. Jacques thanks Drew for getting him the
interview and looks forward to performing in front of the crowd. He says that once he connects with the
Spreadsheet, no filter or vlookup will save them. Drew looks at him funny.
Our next match
kicks off with Outback Oscar and the Crocodile Hunter making their way
out. The fans pop for both as they make
their way down and into the ring. Next,
the music changes and Drew and Jacques make their way out. The fans pop for the duo as they make their
way down to the ring. The four men
shake hands as this one gets ready to go.
For the first 5 minutes of the match, Drew and Jacques struggled to find
their rhythm but as soon as they hit a double team for the first time, it
clicked and the two owned the match.
Oscar and Croc were able to break up any pin or submission attempts
consistently. At one point, Jacques had
Oscar locked in the Spreadsheet but just before Oscar would tap, Croc ran in to
knock him out of the ring. We join the
match at the 26 minute mark.
=====
In the 26th minute of the match: =====
(Jacques
and Drew had been double teaming for one round already)
Drew the
Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled DC
Drew the
Canadian Love Machine is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....
Jacques
Beannot is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Jacques
Beannot executes a FLYING FIVEARM....
Outback
Oscar attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot executes a SIDE HEADLOCK....
Outback
Oscar attempts to defend against SIDE HEADLOCK but is unsuccessful.
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled OC.
Jacques Beannot
executes a FLYING BODYPRESS....
Outback
Oscar executes a FULL NELSON FACE SMASH....
Jacques
Beannot is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Outback
Oscar was pinned by Jacques Beannot!!!
Drew and Jacques
are victorious and looked great in their first outing as a tag team. Jacques was all happy to have gotten the pin
and seemed to hog the spotlight. Drew
let him and clapped for his friend.
We cut to the back
where another newbie is being interviewed.
HARDCORE HENSEN is asked numerous questions and he answers them all with
“BECAUSE I’M HARDCORE”. The interviewer
eventually gives up and Hensen yells as the camera until it goes dark.
Former Hardcore
champion Superquake Ferguson comes out first and is booed. Everyone seem to be happy that, not only did
Superquake lose the title to Magnum Kone, but all the people that Ferguson
screwed over in his quest for the title came back to bite him hard. Superquake motions that he’s going to break
his opponent tonight. Music changes (it
sounds like something from Motorhead or something) and out comes the
ex-military man Hardcore Hensen. Hensen
gets in the ring and screams “BECAUSE I’M HARDCORE” at no one in
particular. The ref gets ready to start
the match but Hensen tells them that, because he is hardcore, he wants hardcore
rules. The ref shrugs and makes it so
with Brass Knuckles rules. Superquake
Ferguson started off the match pretty strong but then Hensen began beating the
snot out of the giant. It wasn’t that
Superquake wasn’t trying; it was because Hensen was strong. We join the match at the 8 minute mark.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a EYE RAKE....
HARDCORE
HENSEN reverses EYE RAKE!
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a STIFF CHAIR SHOT....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against STIFF CHAIR SHOT but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a KICK FOE'S KNUCKS INTO CROWD....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against KICK FOE'S KNUCKS INTO CROWD but is
unsuccessful.
Superquake
Ferguson is on defense for 10 more rounds.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a HARD TIMES....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against HARD TIMES but is unsuccessful.
HARDCORE
HENSEN is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Superquake
Ferguson kicks out of the pin!
Superquake
Ferguson is on defense for 9 more rounds.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a BRASS KNUCKLE THRUST TO CHEST....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against BRASS KNUCKLE THRUST TO CHEST but is
unsuccessful.
HARDCORE
HENSEN is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Superquake
Ferguson kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a HARD TIMES....
Superquake Ferguson absorbs the punishment.
HARDCORE
HENSEN is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Superquake
Ferguson kicks out of the pin!
Superquake
Ferguson is on defense for 7 more rounds.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a STIFF CHAIR SHOT....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against STIFF CHAIR SHOT but is unsuccessful.
Superquake
Ferguson is on defense for 6 more rounds.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a BRASS KNUCKLE TO FACE....
Superquake
Ferguson attempts to defend against BRASS KNUCKLE TO FACE but is unsuccessful.
HARDCORE
HENSEN is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Superquake
Ferguson was pinned by HARDCORE HENSEN!!!
HARDCORE
HENSEN wins with a BRASS KNUCKLE TO FACE over Superquake Ferguson!!!
Hardcore Hensen
gets the win in dominating fashion and stands over the bloody form of his
opponent. He yells some more but then
eventually leaves. Damn, that’s a lot of
blood. Superquake is taken from the ring
on a stretcher (it took 6 people to get him to the back).
Lady Hermann is
backstage and is asked about her opponent tonight Vanilla Zombie. She says she tried to do the research on her
but couldn’t find any details. Vanilla
walks in and just stares at Lady Hermann.
Vanilla asks “why?” and Lady Herman replies with “Why what?” There is no answer and her ladyship gets
frustrated and walks off. A smile creeps
up on Vanilla Zombie’s face and she too walks off.
Lady Hermann makes
her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Next, Vanilla Zombie comes out and the fans surprisingly pop for
her. She’s taken aback by the acceptance
from the crowd and as she walks down to the ring, she passes some fans wearing
zombie like makeup too. She stops in
front of them and tilts her head and then turns and heads to the ring. The bell rings pretty fast and Lady Hermann
goes on an offensive run that lasts until Vanilla Zombie drops her with a
headbutt that stops her in her tracks.
We join the match at the 7 minute mark.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a Foreign Object....
Lady
Hermann (f) attempts to defend against Foreign Object but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a SITOUT WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a Piledriver....
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Lady Hermann (f) rolled DC
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a Headbutt....
Lady Hermann
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Lady
Hermann (f) was pinned by Vanilla Zombie (f)!!!
Vanilla
Zombie (f) wins with a Headbutt over Lady Hermann (f)!!!
We head backstage
and we meet another new addition to the roster.
Her name is Ruby Rose. She says
she’s not sure exactly how she ended up here as she was on her way to a get a
triple espresso (or three) and must have gotten on the wrong bus. She says that she may be short but she is
vicious and says that as long as she’s here, she might as well give wrestling a
try. What’s the worst that can happen?
Betsy Cummings
makes her way out with her twin sister Felicia Cummings and the two head down
to the ring. They are booed. Once at the ring, Felicia is turned away by
the ref saying he wasn’t going to put up with any interference. As Felicia was making her way to the back,
Ruby Rose comes out and passes by.
Felicia curls her lip and glares at Ruby who pays her no mind. She gets into the ring and this one kicks off
pretty quick. Betsy controlled the match
and took advantage when the ref got “accidentally” bumped and Betsy’s twin
Felicia came in through the crowd and continued the fight while her twin sister
rested. Once the ref began to recover,
Felicia took off and Betsy resumed her spot in the ring. We join the match at the 12 minute mark.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled DC
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled DC
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) executes a LEAPING SNAPMARE....
Ruby Rose
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled OC.
Ruby Rose
(f) executes a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER....
Betsy
Cummings (f) executes a MONKEY FLIP....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled DC
Ruby Rose
(f) executes a INVERTED D.D.T.....
Betsy
Cummings (f) attempts to defend against INVERTED D.D.T. but is unsuccessful.
Ruby
Rose (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Betsy
Cummings (f) was pinned by Ruby Rose (f)!!!
Ruby gets her arm
raised as the victor of the match. She
seems pretty excited she won the match and the fans seem to appreciate her hard
work. She leaves to a pop from the
crowd. Felicia runs in from the crowd to
check on her sister and complains to the ref that somehow Ruby cheated but he
ignores them and leaves. Betsy and
Felicia eventually leave.
We are introduced
to a new manager who goes by the name “The Singapore Sensation” Matt
Preacher. Matt says he’s watching all
the new talent debuting tonight and he says that he is going to offer to manage
some lucky talent a contract and says that he’ll take anyone and make them a
champion…count on it.
Brick is backstage
and says that Scooter J has always been a jerk and he can’t believe he’s anal
enough to force him to put his career on the line but says that if this is what
it takes to rid HCW of his annoying presence, it is a small price to pay.
Scooter J is also
backstage and he says that Brick has always been a thorn in his side and he
says that one by one, his enemies will go the way of the dodo. He says he’s going to make Brick like a tree
and get him out of here. There is a
collective groan by EVERYONE backstage who heard that.
It’s time for the main event. Brick makes his way out first and the crowd pops. Once in the ring, his music is cut off and Scooter J makes his way out. SJ storms down to the ring as the fans boo him. The two began fighting immediately upon SJ’s entering the ring. The two fought hard but Brick owned him for 6 minutes. SJ then rubbed thumbtacks into Brick’s face. Brick had to bail out of the ring to buy himself some time to remove the thumbtacks from all over his face. Brick did manage to fight back and hit a spinebuster on SJ right on the thumbtacks. Scooter J had to bail while a medic at ringside helped remove them. We join the match at the 15 minute mark.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
ScooterJ
rolled DC
Brick
rolled OC.
Brick
executes a ATOMIC DROP....
ScooterJ
attempts to defend against ATOMIC DROP but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
Brick
rolled DC
ScooterJ
executes a 10 PUNCHES....
Brick
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
ScooterJ
rolled DC
Brick
rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
Brick
rolled DC
ScooterJ
executes a EYE RAKE....
Brick
absorbs the punishment.
ScooterJ
rolled DC
Brick
rolled OC.
Brick
executes a NA....
ScooterJ
absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
Brick
rolled OC.
Brick
executes a ATOMIC DROP....
ScooterJ
executes a SUPERKICK and Brick goes flying INTO A PUDDLE OF THUMBTACKS....
ScooterJ
is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Brick
was pinned by ScooterJ!!!
ScooterJ
wins with a SUPERKICK over Brick!!!
Scooter J wins the match and Brick is now out of HCW. SJ laughs and points at Brick as he makes the
walk to the back. Brick makes it to the
stage, turns and salutes the crowd and then disappears behind the curtain. The show comes to an end with Scooter J in the ring
laughing.
Thanks for reading.
Stay tuned. More to come.
No comments:
Post a Comment