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The show begins with World Champion King Wilber Townsend walking out of
GM Max McGillicutty’s office laughing.
As he walks away, the cameraman peers in and asks what that was
about. Max tells us that Texas Wildfire
is getting his rematch tonight but there is a stipulation attached. When pressed what it was, he said he was not
at liberty to discuss it as his Lordship wants to make that special
announcement later tonight.
Pyro
goes off and our first match is ready to kick off the show. Billy Robbins makes his way down to the ring
first and then the lights go dim as Ant Graham leads Mason the Mangler down to
the ring. Mason goes right on the
offensive. After two minutes, Billy took control of the match and started
taking it to Mason. Ant didn’t like this
and climbed up on the ring apron. He
yelled at the ref who yelled back telling him to back down and Ant then shoved
him. The ref rings the bell awarding the
match to Billy Robbins via disqualification.
Mason tried to attack him afterwards but was sent out of the ring via
dropkick. Graham, still arguing on the
apron gets brought into the ring the hard way.
Graham has the look of fear in his eyes as Billy picks him up by the
collar threatening to blast him but Dr. Red Fang and Ice Dagger run down and
beat Billy down before he could lay a hand on the meddlesome manager. Graham called his team together and they
hastily departed after Robbins had grabbed a chair threatening to use it. (5 min for the match; 5 for the additional
segment)
We’re
backstage with three members of Prestige Inc.:
Manager Master Bull, Reid Rothchild and the NEW Elitist Champion
Ravishing Raquel. Raquel says that she
proved that a woman can do anything a man can and (holds the Elitist title)
this is the proof. However, to avoid any
future tension with her husband Reid, she is RETIRING the belt. (Reid and Bull are flabbergasted). Raquel then turns to Bull and says that he
has been nothing but toxic for Reid and her and tonight, she throws out the
challenge that she will be teaming with ScooterJ and TNT to challenge Prestige
Inc for the 6 Man titles. Bull flips
out. Reid questions what she is doing
but she smiles and leaves. Reid and Bull
go after her.
Our
next match is ready to kick off as Ant Graham leads Ice Dagger down to the ring
(to his horrendous musak (Ice Dagger Baby).
Thankfully the tune comes to an end when Mr. Wrestling #5 makes his way
out and down to the ring. The fans
pop. Graham got in some cheap hits that
he paid the price for when MW5 turned the tables on him. 5 had the match mostly in control and the end
came after MW5 powered out of the Yukon Cloverleaf and caught Ice Dagger with
an elbow smash. MW5 made the cover and
got the 3 count. Mr. Wrestling #5 wins the
match and now Graham is 0-2 for the night.
Graham and Ice Dagger depart as MW5 celebrates with the fans before
departing. (17 min)
Backstage,
Figgy Newton is with Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice) and says
that the World Tag Team Champs can continue to run and hide but they will continue
to pursue. The only way to do that is to
continue to challenge the roster and make a name for themselves. Davis says that tonight, they are challenging
the Smashers for their shot in the Tag Team line up. DJ CJ adds in that once they defeat them, the
so called champs won’t be able to overlook them…again.
Match
#3 is ready to begin. The Duchess makes
her way out first and is booed. She
doesn’t care. Her opponent comes out
next and it’s Scarlett Phoenix and she gets a pop from the crowd that and seems
to infuriate the Duchess. In the
beginning, Scarlett looked strong but then the Duchess kicked things into high
gear and started to own the match. About
10 minutes in, Scarlett hit the Black Widow and things started to change in her
favor. The Duchess began to panic as
Scarlett’s offense got stronger and stronger.
She then motioned to the back and Lady Hermann, a member of her Court,
came out. The Duchess tossed Scarlett
out of the ring and then distracted the ref.
Lady Hermann attacked Scarlett beating her down. She hopped the railing and hid from
sight. The ref began to count and once
he reached 10 and Scarlett wasn’t’ able to make it back in, he awarded the match
to the Duchess via countout. Duchess
paraded around the ring and then was joined by Lady Hermann and the two celebrated
and mocked the fans before leaving. (17 ½
min)
5th
Column member Karl Braun came out and was spouting some anti-US rhetoric when Phat
Sol came out. Phat told Braun to shut it
and was challenging him right now for his spot in the TV title line up. Braun, not happy with the interruption, said
he’d be happy to oblige and will continue his rant once he disposes of this
RUNT. Phat was on fire and all the “USA”
chants he got kept Braun off his game. Phat
fought out of a Gestapo Drop and nailed Karl with a bodyslam. Phat made the cover and the 3 count arrived
(maybe a little sooner than expected) and Phat Sol gets the win. Phat is now the #1 contender for Biceps
Bannerman’s TV title. We wish him good
luck. (10 min)
Texas
Wildfire is backstage and says that tonight, he gets his rematch. He can’t believe he underestimated Wilber and
Sonic and thought having Drew the Canadian Love Machine in his corner was going
to make a difference. He knows Drew has
a lot on his mind right now so he feels bad for putting him in that spot. TW says he will not underestimate Wilber
again and that confidence will bring the World title back to him.
We go
back to the ring for our next match.
Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton comes out first and introduces Hoff n Spicy who
come out to a huge pop from the crowd.
The three make their way down to the ring. Next, defending their ‘spot’ are the Smashers
(Smasher #1 and #2). They look angry
enough to inflict some serious damage. The
Smashers were owning their challengers until the Tag Team Champions the Steel
Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out and stood on the ramp scouting. Hoff n Spicy then kicked it into high gear
and began taking it to the Smashers.
Just as the 30 minute time limit was going to be reached, the Curtain
made their way down to the ring. That is
when all hell broke loose. Starbuck and Buzz
decided to interfere going after Davis and Smasher #1. Smasher #2 was busy choking DJ CJ in the
corner and then Figgy JUMPED into the ring and HOPPED on Smasher #2’s
back! Smasher #2 was thrashing around
like a wild bronco trying to get Figgy off his back. Finally he flung him off and was thankfully
caught by CJ. The DJ extraordinaire then
slapped a guillotine choke on Smasher #2.
Davis and Buzz slugged it out while Smasher #1 beat down on
Starbuck. The Curtain’s manager the Ambassador
finally made it down and got Starbuck a steel chair that he used on Smasher
#1. Buzz left Davis and went after
Smasher #1 and DJ CJ. Davis recovered
and caught a charging Starbuck with a dropkick and he took the chair to the
face. Buzz hurled Smasher #2 from the
ring and then hit CJ with the Buzzkill.
Smasher #2 got back in and hit Buzz with the Fall of Man. Davis got in the ring and hit Smasher #1 with
a missile dropkick. Davis helped up DJ
and the two stood back to back with the Curtain on opposite sides of the ring
and the Smashers on the other (one on each side of the ring). Max then came out and quickly put an end to
this. Max says he doesn’t appreciate the
Curtain interfering in other matches and says that the next title defense will
be Iron Man style and will be against BOTH the Smashers AND Hoff n Spicy! The Curtain are livid but Max walks off. Eventually all the team left. (30 min for the match; 10 additional for the segment)
King
Wilber, the World Champion, calls over his lackey Sonic Blade and tells him he
has some news for him. Wilber tells
Sonic (and us) that Texas Wildfire has demanded his rematch tonight for the
World title. Wilber says he’s takin’ it
one further. Wilber got Sonic Blade to
be the special guest referee in tonight’s match. Wilber tells Sonic that if he calls it ‘the
right way’, Wilber will grant him his freedom.
If he does not, he will be part of the ‘family’ until the day he dies. Wilber walks away laughing while a stoic
Sonic Blade looks on. Max walks up to
him and hands him a piece of paper and the ref’s shirt and walks away. Sonic reads it and smiles.
It’s
time for our MAIN EVENT. Sonic Blade
comes out first dressed in a referee’s shirt.
Next, Texas Wildfire comes out to the loudest pop of the night. Next, the World Champion King Wilber Townsend
comes out and he’s on a throne and being carried to the ring by other
lackeys. Wilber gets into the ring and
does a proud processional flaunting his title in TW’s face. Wilber begins to remove his robe and Sonic
calls for the bell. Wilber looks a bit
perturbed as he wasn’t ready. Wilber
connected with the GTS early on and Sonic made a slow count much to the dismay
of Wilber. Wilber threatened Sonic to “do
it right”. TW nailed a leaping DDT and
Sonic made a fast count but Wilber kicked out.
Wilber threatened Sonic again. By
the 10 minute mark, it looked like TW was going to regain his belt but after
getting hurled out of the ring and then having his back slammed against the
steel post, his offense became limited.
Wilber would hit the GTS and then when making a pin, he would yank on TW’s
hair pulling him up at the last minute laughing. This went on for a couple of more
minutes. We join the match now at the 13
minute mark.
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
King
Wilber Townsend rolled DC
Texas
Wildfire rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....
King
Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against TURNBUCKLE SMASH but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
King
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled DC
King
Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Texas
Wildfire attempts to defend against HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK but is
unsuccessful.
King
Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Texas
Wildfire kicks out of the pin!
Wilber
gets frustrated and grabs Sonic by the collar and threatens him to “do it right”.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
King
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled DC
King
Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....
Texas
Wildfire reverses SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE!
Texas
Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....
King
Wilber Townsend neutralizes HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
King
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled OC.
King
Wilber Townsend executes a GO TO SLEEP....
Texas
Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
King
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled DC
King
Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
King
Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!
Sonic
Blade starts to make the count.
1...2...3
Texas
Wildfire was pinned by King Wilber Townsend!!!
King Wilber Townsend wins with a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK over
Texas Wildfire!!!
King
Wilber retains his belt in true cheating fashion. While Wilber is celebrating, Sonic Blade takes
a mic and reminds Wilber that HE was the one who put Sonic in this position of
authority and guess what, Wilber put his hands on an official. Sonic says that as the official, he has the
authority to reverse the match, disqualify Wilber or even strip him of his
title. Sonic says he played Wilber’s
game and is now free from the family HOWEVER, he is NOT done with Wilber. Sonic Blade then attacks and beats down on
Wilber who had to flee from the ring to avoid further punishment. Blade then says his last duty as a referee (under
the authority granted to him by the GM) is to name Wilber’s next opponent and
will be none other that HIM!
The
fans pop and a bewildered Wilber looks on and Sonic stands tall in the ring
with his arms raised.
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