Hello
fans and welcome back to our show.
Tonight’s event begins in Max’s office.
Sitting there with him are ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone and ‘The
Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo. Max tells them
not to speak but instead recaps the fight that took place (it was all recorded
on cell phones). Additional Cell phone
video continues with Rad Gumbo and Magnum Kone being escorted out by police
from Fry’s Electronics. At least half a
dozen times, Magnum was stopped by other officers asking to take a picture with
him. Just before he got taken away,
Haagen and Daas show up (next door to the Fry’s is a Haagen Daas ice cream
store and they were doing a public relations event) and give ice cream to all
the officers, employees and management at Frys’s. The video ends and Max just glares at them. Max goes on to say that the lawyers from Fry’s
Electronics have sent Max a bill for $50K in damages. Max says he’ll take it out of their paychecks. Rad tries to speak up but Max warns him if he
does, he will be fired. A knock on the
door is followed by two men in suits who ask to speak to Max. Max tells Rad and Magnum to leave and go
home. If they have any interaction
before he ok’s it, they are both out of a job.
The men in suits let Rad and Magnum leave and close the door behind
them.
The
first match on the show begins with Perfect Pecs Stoddard making his way to the
ring. He is then followed out by ‘Red
Hot’ Lucas Johnston and his manager the Ambassador. Lucas was not doing well for the first 8
minutes as Pecs just manhandled him.
Finally, the Ambassador takes Lucas out of the ring and tells him to
stop being such a nice guy and FIGHT.
Lucas gets back in the ring and does a complete 180 with his
attitude. He no longer sought approval
from the fans. He turned it up a notch
that we haven’t seen from him yet. The
fans didn’t care for his new found attitude and voiced their opinions whereas
the Ambassador praised him. The Ambassador
strategically “interfered” and that helped Lucas all the more. Pecs got lucky and hit Lucas with the White
Noise piledriver and the Ambassador jumped on the ring for the distraction. Lucas called for the ref holding his neck and
when the ref went to check on him, the Ambassador used that distraction to eye
gouge Pecs with some peanut shells.
Blinded, Pecs stumbled back into the ring and Lucas, playing decoy,
rolled Pecs up for the 1-2-3. “Red Hot”
gets the win here. Pecs leaves the ring
and Phat Sol comes down. He and Lucas
celebrate in the ring. The Ambassador
says that these two are now a tag team and are throwing out a challenge to the
Tag Team Champions for a title match at the PPV. MJ comes out laughing and says “Sure, we’ll
accept.” MJ walks away laughing as the
Smashers, hiding in the audience, hit the ring and attack Phat and Lucas. They beat them down and then stand over them
laughing and then the finally leave. (16
min for the match; 23 for the segment)
The
Steel Curtain are backstage in GM Max McGillicutty’s office. Buzz voices his concern about the third man
constantly interfering in their match costing them. Max asks what they think he should do. Starbuck says that they want the third man to
be handcuffed to Biceps Bannerman, sitting at ringside. Max thinks it’s a great idea and says he will
make it happen. The Steel Curtain leave
the office.
We
head back to the ring for our next match:
Dude USA Mick Rude taking on Jesse California. Both men shook hands before the match and it
looks like we have ourselves a solid match.
The match was pretty even with no rule breaking going on. At the 9 minute mark, Jesse connected with
some jumping elbow drops. He picked up
Mick Rude and threw him to the ropes.
Mick ducked, hit the ropes again and then shoulder blocked him out of
the ring. Jesse landed hard and then hit
the ringside barrier. The ref counted
and reached 10 counting Jesse out. Dude
USA gets the win via countout. He goes
out to help Jesse up and tempers flared briefly before Jesse settled down and
shook hands with Mick and the two made their way back. (9 ½ min)
Backstage,
The Savior cuts a promo saying tonight is about redemption. He promises Drew will be the one to scream “I
Quit” and then he will become his minion – just like the millions and millions
of sheep that are out there.
Max
finished his meeting with the suits and we’ve determined they are lawyers from
Fry’s Electronics. The lawyers walk out
thanking him and shake Max’s hand.
Reporter Clarkus Kentus sees them leaving and asks what transpired. Max says that the lawyers from Fry’s said
they got gained so much business because of the “advertising” that the debt was
forgiven. Turns out all the shops
including the Haagen Daas store all benefited and everyone was happy. As part of the settlement, Fry’s said they
wanted both Magnum Kone and Rad Gumbo to sign certain items used in their brawl
that would be auctioned off. Rad and Magnum
would not get any of the money but that’s just how those things go.
We
go back to the ring four our next match.
First, Missy Chick and Kimberly Kiccass come out for this tag team
match. They are then followed out by two
members of the Queen’s Court – Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett. The Queen’s Court has not had the best luck
as of late so they are hoping to turn that round tonight. Right off the bat, Queen Beckett locks
Kimberly in the Surrender but Missy makes the save. Lady Hermann is tagged in and she immediately
dispatches Missy Chick by kicking her off the ring and she landed in some
chairs at ringside. Lady Hermann then
beat down on Kimberly but soon, her ladyship was getting her ass kicked. After being pummeled for a few minutes, Lady
Hermann tagged back out to the Queen who hits Kimberly with a fallaway
slam. Missy, recovered by now, pulls
Lady Hermann off the ring and she hits her face on the mat. Queen Beckett screams in frustration but then
Kimberly locks in a dragon sleeper. With
no one to save her, Beckett has no choice but to tap out. Kimberly lets up and Missy joins her in the
ring as the ref raises their arms as the winners of the match. Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett sulk to the
back. (7 ½ min).
We
cut to the back again and this time we are with Drew the Canadian Love
Machine. Drew says that the Savior is
mistaken and tonight, HE will be the one tapping out and Drew finally getting
rid of this baggage. Tonight will be a
turning point for Drew, he guarantees it.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, the Muscles Trio make their way out and McGuire is complaining
about having to be handcuffed. Thorpe
tells him they have it figured out.
Next, the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman make their way out. The ref immediately pulls Biceps aside and
has him sit at ringside. The ref places one
of the handcuffs on Biceps wrist. The
ref calls for McGuire to sit next to him and he is handcuffed. Biceps stands up when McGuire tries to pull
away and then he sits back down. The
Muscles team began by targeting Starbuck and beating him senseless. He never got a chance to tag out and the
Muscles team made sure he stayed put.
McGuire had pulled out some brass knuckles and then blasted Biceps with
it over and over. He then grabbed a
hacksaw from under the ring and cut off the cuff. After being beat down for over 15 minutes,
Starbuck makes the hot tag to Buzz who went to town. McGuire snuck around and pulled Starbuck from
the ring and beat him down leaving Buzz to fend for himself. He did ok though and really owned the
ring. The bell then rang bringing this
one to a 20 minute time limit draw. The
Muscles Trio hit the ring and all went after Buzz. Biceps had recovered by now and joined Buzz
in the ring and started to dismantle the trio.
Starbuck eventually joined them and the trio ran off like scalded
dogs. Starbuck, really fed up with the
Muscles interference, screamed for Max to do something about this. Buzz and Biceps helped Starbuck from the ring
and they went to the back. (20 min draw)
Taylor
Bella walks in to Max’s office and says that she hoped Max brought in the
Duchess for her match tonight. Max says
he did but tells her that by forcing this match now, it is her one and only
shot at the title. If she doesn’t win,
she probably will not see a title match anytime in the future. She says it’s ok as she’s going to win
tonight regardless.
It’s
time for our grudge match of the night. Drew
the CLM vs the Savior in an I Quit Match.
The Savior makes his way out first and is booed pretty heavily. Drew then comes out and receives the opposite
reaction. Max comes out and says that
these two will have all the time they need to get this one done AND it can only
end when one yells “I Quit”. Max leaves
and the match is immediately started. As
expected, this was nothing short of a slobberknocker. These two beat the holy hell out of each
other. Drew had the lead for quite a
while until the Savior began using all sorts of weapons to get Drew to call it
quits. The Savior then took the lead
trapping Drew multiple times but he just would not give up. Drew locked in a Brutal Backbreaker but the
Savior made it to the ropes. This was at
the 11 minute mark. They did not
actually try to get the other to quit for over 40 minutes. Both men were running out of steam and the
Savior had exited the ring. He found
some tape and taped his thumb. He
crawled back into the ring only to get dropped by the La Casita. Drew was getting ready to do something but
the Savior instead jambs his taped thumb into the esophagus of Drew. Exhausted and gasping for air, Drew yells “I
Quit” much to the dismay of his fans.
The Savior raises his arms in victory and Drew is really upset. He leaves the ring in disgrace while the fans
tried to chant his name and cheer him up but nothing works. They turn their attention to the Savior and
practically boo him out of the building.
(56 minutes)
Max
is back in his office and announces Steel Curtain vs Muscles Trio for the
trophy at the PPV in a Steel Cage. He
says that this will settle things once and for all between these two teams.
It
is time for the main event. Taylor Bella
vs the Duchess for the Ladies title. Taylor
starts poking the Duchess in the chest. The champ hits a hair pull and toss and
Taylor hits a monkey flip. Duchess did
it again and followed it up with a vicious uppercut. Duchess this a Lou Thesz press and Taylor
face plants Duchess on the mat. Duchess
hits a second LTP. The ref tries to
break them up in the corner and Duchess hits a cheap shot. Taylor hits an uppercut. Taylor then tries for a rolling leglock but
the Duchess reverses it and hits a foot stomp.
She rolls Taylor up and grabbing a handful of tights, gets the
1-2-3. The Duchess retains her title in
just 7 minutes. Taylor leaves the
ring. El Gato Negro hits the ring and
the two have a staredown as the show comes to an end.
That’s
all for now. Stay tuned for our next episode.
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