Friday, October 31, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 10.08 - MILESTONE ISSUE


Welcome fans to a special installment of the HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter.  Well, it appears that looking back on how long this has been going on, I’m proud to say that this issue is a HUGE milestone as it is the 300th posted issue.  Holy Crap…that is a lot of wrestling newsletters over the years.  The first newsletter started back in 2003 before the creation of the HWF and CSWA (we were “borrowing” the names of WWF, WCW and ECW).  Fast forward 11 years and here we are.  Throughout this issue, many wrestlers have pre-recorded comments that will be shared.

The show begins in GM Hulk Hogan’s office.  Hogan calls in Donnie B and MW3.  He shows footage of the ‘other’ Mexicali Flyers and says that, in his opinion, those are the true Flyers and that Donnie B and MW3 only donned the masks to make Malo look foolish (which, actually, was pretty easy to do).  He says, based on the evidence, the titles must be surrendered and will then be provided to the rightful champions.  Donnie B says the footage was doctored and can even pointed out that that the matches weren’t even taped in front of a live audience (the audience look like cardboard cutouts).  Hogan stands his ground and takes the titles.  MW3 says he wants Malo in a match – tonight.  Hogan agrees.  Donnie B says that he and MW3 want a (re)match with the so-called “champs” but want it at Starcade.  Hogan agrees.

Centurion is interviewed.  He says that ‘Centurion’ is no more and that Master Bull is back.  Bull tells Hogan it is time for them to determine what the match will look like that will have the fate of the GM responsibility on the line.  Hogan walks over and says that later tonight, in that very ring, he and Bull will hash it out and figure out what it is they want to do.  Bull agrees and tells Hogan he will see him out there…brother.

Hogan announces that Starcade is SOLD OUT.  He immediately began negotiating for extra days.  This event may become a multi-day show.

Our first match of the night has the newcomers Bram and MVP taking on Jimmy and Jey Uso.  The match ends up going 19 minutes and came to an end after Jimmy hit Bram with a sliding chinlock.  After the match, Bram and MVP attacked the Uso’s until they battled back and chased off the two newcomers.  The Uso’s invite them back to the ring but Bram and MVP leave.

Roman Reigns is interviewed and he says that the Band will get what is coming to them.  He will start by making an example out of Psycho Jack

John Cena has a taped vignette and he congratulates the newsletter for reaching 300 issues. 

We head back to the ring for our next match with Roman Reigns taking on Psycho Jack Hercules.  Roman Reigns says that the Band will get what is coming to them and he will start with Psycho Jack.  Reigns controlled the match for the first 13 minutes but then the Band came out and threw Reigns off his game.  This goes on for another 10 ½ minutes but ends after the Axe, pacing impatiently around the ring, attacked Reigns causing the DQ.  The Band jumped in but Reigns cleared house and stood tall.

Malo Leche de Mantequilla walks to an interview area and he is asked about the milestone the newsletter has reached.  “I got nuthin’ to say.  Get out of my way.”  He begins to walk off but then turns around.  “I do got somethin to say.  Donnie B and MW3, you lied, cheated and stole something that wasn’t yours and now the titles are coming back to the rightful heirs.  Stupid punk ass bitches.”  He then walks off.

Prestige Inc. members ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild, King Damian Sandow and Magnus accompanied by the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel say that they are here on a united front and they want a shot at the A-Team.  They don’t necessarily want a title shot yet but soon…very soon…they will.  They then congratulate the newsletter for reaching such a huge milestone.

The A-Team led by ‘the man’ Austin Aries say that they accept the challenge from Prestige Inc. (probably only because the titles are NOT on the line).  Aries says that this issue is even better with ‘the man’ gracing us with his presence.  Good Grief Charlie Brown.

Prestige Inc.w/ Ravishing Raquel head to the ring first followed by the A-Team.  Prestige Inc., on a united front, are a hell of a force to be reckoned with.  They schooled the champs for 27 straight minutes but couldn’t secure a pin.  At the 28 minute mark, Aries takes out Reid and Cesaro takes out Sandow leaving Magnus with Abyss.  Abyss and Magnus are fighting on the outside and Abyss nails a Blackhole Slam through a table and then rolls back in to beat the 10 count.  The A-team (barely) gets a win but maybe they’ll think twice before accepting the challenge from Prestige.  I’m sure they will all meet up again.

A vignette airs “Where in the world is the Undertaker?”  This video, expected to show weekly, takes us all over the world to places where the Undertaker could be.  This one shows us scenery from a place called “Hell” in the Grand Caymans.  It is pretty cool looking but it is relatively small.  After scanning the area and not finding the Undertaker, the segment ended.

Fusion Valentine makes her way out and says that she wants a shot at the Diva’s title.  She is interrupted by Spider Violet who says she wants a shot at the Women’s Championship.  The two argue until both the Women’s Champion AJ Lee and the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel both come out.  They agree to a tag match…the champs vs the challengers. If one of the challengers win, whomever she pins, she will get a shot at that title.  The champs were on the same page but unfortunately, the same couldn’t be said for the challengers.  Fusion and Spider bickered the entire match starting with who would begin the match and then did blind tags to try and capitalize but never worked out in their favor.  AJ ends up nailing Spider Violet with the Black Widow and gets the pin.  After the match, Spider Violet attacks Fusion Valentine and the ‘suits’ from the back had to come out and break them apart. 

Hulk Hogan cuts a quick promo “The Hulkster wants to congratulate the HWF and CSWA on reaching such a milestone of 300 issues, brother.  Here is to the next batch.  Whatcha gonna do when the HWF and CSWA newsletters run wild on you?”

Dirk Devon and the Axe are in the back and they order Rocky Lapetus to get them coffee.  ‘The Pick’ is treating Rocky like a servant.  He doesn’t appreciate that.  Rocky puts something in Dirk’s coffee (we don’t get to see what it is) and then brings P&A their drinks.  Dirk and Axe remind Rocky that they are 1st class individuals and should have nothing short of 1st class airfare out to London.  Rocky is quickly whisked away after Hogan calls for a meeting to discuss the Starcade line up and getting the Visas in order.

Bran-Don-Goh shows up with his X-Division title wearing a new shirt “I won, take that bitches” (instead of ‘I just want to win’).  B congratulates the newsletter on their milestone and says that he did hear Casey’s speech but he says that it is all lip-service.  Casey cares nothing for the fans; only himself.  B says that the two of them will meet for the title at Starcade and just like at Revenge, B will keep HIS title.

Malo Leche de Mantequilla heads to the ring and then calls out the (phony) Mexicali Phlyers (notice he changed their name).  The two come lumbering down to the ring (where did he find these two?) and get in the ring.  Malo calls down GM Hulk Hogan and tells him to bring those Tag Titles with him.  Hogan comes out and then hands the titles to Malo.  Malo complains that the titles aren’t ‘shiny’ enough and berates the GM.  Hogan doesn’t take this too well and tells Malo to shut up before he says something really stupid.  Malo continues and then Hogan says he’s had enough.  Tonight’s main event will be Malo vs MW3 in a RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH.  Malo flips out but Hogan stands in front of him and begins to pose.  Malo and his flyers leave.

Hogan then calls down Master Bull.  Bull comes out and a table was set up in the ring.  The two sit at the table and begin to hash out what they want their match to be.  After all the back and forth conversation, it is decided that Master Bull will represent himself and Hogan’s representative will be Psycho Jack Hercules.  If Jack wins, Hogan retains the GM duties but if Bull wins, he becomes the new GM and Hogan is out. 

It is time for our main event with MW3 taking on Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  Malo is accompanied by the Mexicali Pflyers (phonies) and they are wearing the tag team titles.  MW3 comes out to the biggest pop of the night.  This one goes 18 minutes and saw the Pflyers get involved on more than one occasion.  Too bad it didn’t do Malo any good as MW3 took all his frustrations out on Malo.  The end came after MW3 nails the MW2 kneelift and pins Malo in the center of the ring.  After the match, the Pflyers hit the ring and attack MW3 but ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B runs out and helps to clean house.  Malo and the Pflyers are sent packing.  The show comes to an end with Donnie B and MW3 celebrating in the ring.


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as things will begin to heat up in November.

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