Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Today’s
issue is mostly filled with news and backstage vignettes. Our first one comes from former X-Division
Champion Casey Jones.
“Bran-Don-Goh,
you are scum; you are a lowlife; you are evil but at the PPV, you were the
better man. I was blinded by rage and
wanting to see you suffer took precedence over retaining my championship. I am putting this out there right now…I will
be evoking my rematch clause…but not until December’s Starcade PPV. I will reflect on what I did wrong and will
be much better prepared to regain my title…a title I fought long and hard to keep. I will meet you or whomever is holding that
title 2 months from now. I will regain
it…that is my promise to you, the fans.”
A new wrestler
who (for now) calls himself “Justin” shows up.
He says he’s traveled the world – Japan, Mexico, Canada and wrestled the
best of the best there. Now he wants to
show what he can do here in the US and has come to the HWF and CSWA to do
exactly that. He is expected to debut
shortly.
General Manager
Hulk Hogan is meeting with someone. “Brother,
I know why you came back but we really don’t have room for your – what should
we call it – gimmick.” “Mr. Hogan, let
me prove myself. Let me have a match and I will show the world why ‘Droopy
Balls’ McShonnissy is the right man to do whatever needs to be done.” Hogan mulls it over. “One Shot, Droopy Balls…that is all you
get. You mess up, you’re done.” “I’m ready to be the next World
Champion. Stand back as the Droopy one is
here” McShonnissy says.
Hulk Hogan then addresses
the A-Team’s loss. He is approached by Adam
Rose who tells Hogan that the others teammates couldn’t get the job done and he
felt restricted under ‘the Man’. Rose
says that he is officially quitting the A-Team and forming his own team. Rose introduces Adrian Neville as his new
partner and tonight, they are sending out an open challenge to the Tag Team Champions
the Mexicali Flyers for a match for the belts.
The Flyers states that Rose and Neville need to earn a title match so
tonights will be a non-title match and if they win, they will be in line for a
shot.
Mexicali Flyers
vs Adam Rose and Adrian Neville ends up being a 21 minute fight but as time
wore on, the Flyers began running out of gas.
Around the 20 minute mark, Malo Leche de Mantequilla returns and
threatens to expose the Flyers. This
causes just enough of a distraction allowing Rose to get a pin on Tornado en
Fuego.
Malo Leche then
proceeds to take a microphone and threatens to reveal the Flyer’s identities. The Flyers look at each other and
collectively punch Malo. They nod to
each other and begin to remove their masks revealing themselves to be…HOLY SHIT…its
owner Donnie B and MW3!!!! If Joey Styles
or David Crockett were here, they’d be screaming. Malo looks up to see the reveal and is pissed
his announcement was stolen from him.
Malo slunks to the back but turns and we see a (proverbial) light bulb
go off. I wonder what he is up to.
Reid Rothchild
w/Raquel is interviewed. He said that
the Elitist Championship is back home where it belongs. Rusev was his toughest opponent to date but
he battled back and overcame the Bulgarian Bully. Reid promises the belt will never leave his
possession again (my prrreesssscious). (Editor’s
note. This is a Hobbit reference for
those who didn’t get it).
Pick & the
Axe vs the Dust Brothers in a tag team match.
Roman Reigns comes out and attacks Pain in the Ass to cause the DQ. That’s ok with P&A because they were
getting their collective asses kicked.
Hulk Hogan
announces that Starcade 2014 in December will be the first ever major PPV for
the HWF and CSWA to take place outside of the US. He announces that the event will take place
at Wembley Stadium in merry ol’ London, England. Hogan puts Rocky Lapetus in charge of
securing all passports for all performers who will be going.
AJ Lee calls out
Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel and speaks to unifying the titles. Raquel says she is the Diva’s Champion and a
former Women’s Champion. She asks AJ
why, with all the female talent in the HWF and CSWA, she would want to combine
the belts. AJ says there is only ONE
champion and that is her. The “other”
title is nothing more than a placeholder for the “beauty queen of the week.” Raquel begins to take offense and talks
about all the big names she’s defeated to get where she is today. AJ ends their conversation with “You haven’t
beaten me” and she walks away.
North American
Champion Ryback talks about putting down the World’s Strongest Man. Henry comes out and challenges Ryback for
that belt. Ryback accepts but not
tonght. It will be at the next show.
Senor Vampiro
talks about El Chango turning on him. “El
Chango…You scumbag…you cost us the World Tag Team titles; belts we were
successful in defending for some time and all because of your ego, you caused
us to lose and then say it is my fault.
I’m sorry friend but that is where you are wrong. You will pay for what you did to me; I
promise you that. Our ‘feud’…is back on.”
(Editor’s note: For those who may not know, Senor Vampiro was formerally known
as “Superfan” Brian who, as a guest announcer, was attacked by the Evil and
dasterly El Chango. Brian went to Mexico
to find someone to train him and returned as Senor Vampiro – you can read the past
history in the archive section on the blog http://hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com)
John Cena vs
Brock Lesnar is not over. Neither man
are at tonight’s event as they went to war but nothing was solved. GM Hogan says that Cena vs Lesnar II will
take place in a rematch at Starcade.
Conan Jones vs
ECIII is the next match of the night. In
a match that was controlled by Conan, it unfortunately didn’t end in his
favor. Ethan Carter III hits Conan with
a low blow and then nails the One Percenter and with his feet on the ropes,
gets the 1-2-3. (21 min) This brings out
the Caped Crusader who tries to bring the travesty of justice to the ref but
the ref says he can’t do anything about it.
The Caped Crusader confronts ECIII and after a few punches are thrown,
he nails Ethan with the WAM!BAM!POW!. He
then reveals a referee shirt and signals for the match to restart. The match only goes about 2 minutes as ECIII
bails out of the ring and walks away.
Conan Jones gets the countout win but I’m sure this one isn’t over. Conan shakes hands with Caped Crusader and
both leave the ring.
The Undertaker
has not been seen since Kurt buried him in the casket and the druids took him
away.
For the main
event, HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt comes out and will be offering a World
title shot to anyone who wants it. Out comes Kevin Steen. Steen offers to make this a brass knuckles
battle but that unfortunately didn’t work out for him. Wyatt gets the pin in an 11 minute ass
kicking and pins Steen after hitting him in the chest with a brass knuckles
shot.
That is all we
have for now. There is more news to
follow so stay tuned.
Editor’s
Note: Just shortly after this show
ended, we found out that Starcade is over 75% sold out – damn, that’s 90K+
people that place can hold.
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