Hello
fans and welcome to our first newsletter of the New Year. As a quick recap, here the champions with their
respective titles:
HWF
·
World
Champion – Kane
·
Intercontinental
Champion – Randy Orton
·
European
Champion – Kazarian
·
X-Division
Champion – Professor Cobra
CSWA
·
World
Champion – AJ Styles
·
US
Champion – Sheamus
·
North
American Champion – Curtis Axel
·
Internet
Media Champion – CM Punk
Universal
titles (defended in both federations):
·
Undisputed
Heavyweight Champion – Kane
·
World
Tag team Champions – A-Team (any combo of Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries, Alberto
Del Rio)
·
6
Man tag team champions – Prestige Inc
·
Women’s
Champion – Gail Kim
“The
Elitist” Reid Rothchild has his Elitist Title back and Ravishing Raquel
anointed herself as the Diva’s Champ.
After that transpired, Master Bull has expressly forbidden any other
wrestlers creating their own belts. Only
those authorized by the CSWA and HWF will be allowed. Due to this new rule, Reid and Raquel were
both told that if they wanted to keep these titles, they would have to be
defended. If they are unwilling to
defend them, their “toys” will have to stay at home.
News
for 2014:
·
60
minute time limit, best of 3 falls for all champions. This does away with the automatic rematch.
·
There
will be a new draft in the coming week.
Only those holding “real” titles will be exempt.
·
Anyone
carrying around what can be construed as a title will be required to defend it.
Former
announcer Bodacious Brian met up with Master Bull to talk about his road to the
ring. Master Bull told him to go and
find someone to train him. He would
cover the necessary training costs to do so.
At the end of December, Brian started to travel all around North America
looking for someone to train him. He was
getting a later start at this (wrestling) but was determined to make it happen
(Hell, if Batista can do it…). After a
solid 2 weeks of searching with no luck, he ended up in a bar in Mexico. He had come to the end of his ropes unable to
find a trainer. He mentions to the
barkeep, while nursing a drink, that his quest had become futile. The barkeep turned and said “Your answer is
over there, senor vampire” (this must have been because Brian looked sickly
white in the dimly lit room). Brian
looks over his shoulder to see a man sitting in the corner. Even though this is Mexico, I’d say the man
looked like Pai Mei (yes, the martial artist from the Kill Bill movies. We will just call him that from now on.) He motioned for Brian to come over. “So, you want to be a professional wrestler?”
Pai Mei asked. Brian replied “Yes, more
than anything. I have come to train to
seek revenge against the scumbag known as El Chango.” Pai Mei looks at him and
says “It will be a hard, long journey. Your
tuition has been covered. We should get
started.” Brian stands up confidently
and says “I’m not afraid.” Pai Mei turns
to him and says (yep, you guessed it) “You will be.” (Hey, did you say that in Yoda’s voice?)
Master
Bull announces a new talent being brought in from Mexico; a guy by the name of Malo
Leche de Mantequilla (which means bad buttermilk). He will be part of the upcoming draft. Brian, when he returns, will also be added to
a roster.
We
also found out that the beloved Mexicali Flyers – Tornado en Fuego and El
Dragon Insano have won the NJWW (New Japan worldwide wrestling) Tag team
titles. Good for them.
Our
next issue will cover the draft. Stay
tuned. More to come.
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