Monday, January 27, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 - 01.8

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  In this issue, we recap a house show that took place in Portland, WA.

In the first match, El Chango took on Heath Slater.  In a lengthy 18 minute battle, Slater finally gets a rare win after taking down Chango with a lariat. 

The next match on the card had Tensai take on King Mo.  Ever since the departure of Mr. Wrestling 4, King Mo has finally gotten some singles action (4 was really cramping his style).  Too bad he didn’t have more singles opportunities before this.  Tensai beat the snot out of King Mo for 12 minutes and finally pinned him after a claw hold STO.

In the back, Sin Cara ran into Ryback.  Sin Cara was jabbering at Ryback in Spanish.  “Listen pipsqueak, I don’t speak freaky deaky EspaNOL” Ryback yelled.  Sin Cara kept jabbering.  “If you got something to say, let’s do it in the ring.”  Master Bull walked up and said that he understood Spanish and that Sin Cara wanted “Cryback” to put his career on the line.  Ryback agreed if Cara would do the same.  Master Bull asked and Sin Cara agreed.  Master Bull said this would be our main event of the evening.

Next out was Kofi Kingston taking on Santino Marella.   In 23 minutes, Santino gets the upset win after nailing a leg-feed enzuiguri.

In tag team action, the Uso’s took on the Colons.  No matter what the Uso’s did (including beating the tar out of their opponents), the Colon’s would not give up.  Primo and Epico hung in there and carried the match to the 30 minute time limit.

Back to singles action, the next match is a “Battle of the Mike’s” with Mike Bennett taking on Mike “the Axe” Medley.  In 6 minutes, Medley gets the win after nearly taking off Bennett’s head with an Axe.

Next on the card has Roderick Strong taking on Zack Ryder.  In 12 minutes, Ryder gets the win after hitting a headbutt to the arm of Strong….ok.

Before the next match could start, out comes the 6-man Tag Team Champions Prestige Inc with the Diva Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid started off on the mic “The day is not complete without a visit from YOUR 6 man tag team champions Prestige Inc and the Elitist Champion…Me.  Standing at my side are the best partners any man can ask for.  King Damian and Magnus.  And of course, the gorgeous Ravishing Raquel.”  King Damian took the mic next.  “Thank you Reid.  You truly exemplify the term Elite.  We are honored to be joined by the Diva’s Champion.  2014 will be a stellar year for Prestige Inc.  Reid has the Elitist title, Raquel is the Diva’s Champion and Magnus and I co-hold the 6 man titles.  We are putting the world on notice that Magnus and I are looking at the World tag team titles too.”  Magnus then takes the mic.  “In addition to the tag titles, his Royalness and I will also be working our way into singles competition.  We are putting the CSWA on notice.  No title will be safe.  It doesn’t matter if you’re a world champion, intercontinental or North American.  We are gunning for you.  You had better be ready for us.”  Ravishing Raquel then took the mic. “I am the DIVA’s champion.  There is no greater championship.  Master Bull wants me to defend this title and I will.  Anyone who thought I was dominant as the Women’s champion, stand back and prepare to be amazed.  All of us in Prestige Inc. promise that you will see us throughout the year no matter what.  You’re Welcome.”  The team went to the back to open up time for our main event.

In the main event, Ryback took on Sin Cara with the loser having to retire.  Sin Cara came out first and was acting extremely cocky.  Ryback came out and Cara jumped out of the ring.  The fans began to boo Cara and he actually threatened to leave the ring if they didn’t stop.  The bell rang but Cara refused to get in the ring.  He started jaw-jacking with a fan at ringside and Ryback hit Cara and threw him into the ring.  Cara tried to beg off Ryback but the monster would not let up.  For the first 15 minutes, Cara buzzed around the ring and stayed toe to toe with Ryback.  After that, he started to lose some of his wind and Ryback, who was holding back, opened the floodgates.  For the next 12 minutes, Ryback beat Cara down keeping him grounded.  At the 27 minute mark, Ryback hits a powerslam and gets the pin.  Sin Cara is now out.   

The final vignette airs staring Senor Vampiro: 

Pai Mai takes Brian to the set of the Expendables 3 which just so happens to be filmed partially in Brian’s hometown of Phoenix, AZ.  While there, Senior Vampiro receives 3 days of MMA style training from none other than Randy Couture.  As part of the conditioning, Couture also has Brian run through a freezer where he boxes slabs of meat.  After the 3 days of training, Couture introduces Brian to Sylvester Stallone.  Stallone comments that Brian is looking good after his training.  He says it reminds him of a character Sly did in the past – maybe he knows him – Rocky Balboa.  He says Brian is inspiring the same way Rocky did.  Brian fills with much confidence.  Pai Mei then brings Brian back to the mean streets of Philadelphia, PA…to the same steps that Rocky climbed.  Pai Mei nods and Brian dashes up the stairs (Rocky theme music playing in the background).  Senior Vampiro sprints up the stairs and as he reaches the top, he jumps in the air pumping his fists.  He turns around and sees a statue…of himself.  He’s taken aback momentarily and then is grinning ear to ear. 

Fade Out

Fade In

Pai Mei calls in Senior Vampiro for one last meeting.  Pai Mei begins: “I have waiting until you were ready to reveal what you finally need to know.  My last student did not honor the proper ways of training and actually took on Corporate sponsors.  This person did everything wrong and spit in the face of the old ways.  That man then proceeded to break Pai Mei’s leg with a long-lost forbidden move – the 5 point exploding chop.”  Brian vows to hunt this individual down and deal with him.  Brian asks who this scumbag is and Pai Mei, looking all sad, says “You already know.  In fact, he is the reason you are here.  It…it was…soap…poisoning.  Sorry, I drifted off there for a moment.  It was, in fact, EL CHANGO!

Brian replies “I will go up to him and I will say to him “Hello.  My name is Senor Vampiro.  You tormented my mentor.  Prepare to die...or at least suffer.”  The camera begins to fade but then only centers on Brian.  There is a faint glow behind him and he starts into an almost like trance:

And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

 Fade out

Well, that is all for now.  It does sound like Senior Vampiro will be making his appearance again in February.  Stay tuned.  More to come.

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