In the first
match, Great Khali took on Jack Swagger.
In just 2 short minutes, the real American Jack Swagger submits after
Khali locked him in a relentless backbreaker.
After the match, Swagger was booed out of the arena.
In the second
match, Alicia Fox took on Velvet Sky. In
12 minutes, Alicia Fox gets the win after hitting Velvet Sky with a vicious
smash to the back of Velvet’s head. After the match, the ref helped Velvet up
and she seemed a little disoriented but otherwise ok.
In the back,
Master Bull ran into the Shield. They
were gloating how they would run rough shot over the other teams. Master Bull told Seth Rollins that he had a
match against Samoa Joe and needed to go get ready. Seth walked off. Master Bull told the other members that they
too had a match. They asked what team
they were taking on and destroying next.
Master Bull said “No, I mean the two of you are in a match against each
other. Have fun.” Reigns and Ambrose yelled at Master Bull as
he left but then turned to each other and stared.
The third match
had Bully Ray take on Alberto Del Rio.
Del Rio was accompanied by other A-team members Austin Aries and Antonio
Cesaro. A few times in the match, Aries
and Cesaro interfered but did not do much damage. Bully tossed Del Rio onto his partners taking
them down. He then put Del Rio through a
table and then threw him back in the ring.
He made the cover and at the 24 minute mark, got the pin.
The fourth match
on the card has Samoa Joe taking on Seth Rollins. In 24 minutes, Samoa Joe gets the win after a
devastating kick to Rollins chest put him down for the count.
Following this
match, Roman Reigns took on his tag team partner Dean Ambrose. Both men circled each other for the first
minute of the match. After overwhelming
“boring” chants echoed throughout the building, the two finally locked up. After 6 minutes, Rollins gets the win after
taking down Ambrose with clubbing blows.
After the match, Ambrose got in Reigns face but Rollins came down and
calmed the situation down. All the men
left together.
In the first of
two main events, Mark Henry took on Rey Mysterio Jr. In 13 minutes, Mark Henry gets the win after
plunging Rey into the steel ringpost and then finished him off with a World’s
strongest slam.
In the main
event, the returning Batista took on Bobby Roode. In 17 minutes, Batista, after standing on
Roode’s throat, nailed a spinebuster for the 1-2-3.
After the last
match, a new vignette aired with the further adventures of Senor Vampiro. We cut to a scene where Brian is seen
meditating in the center of the room surrounded by burning incense. Pai Mei is standing in the corner of the
room.
Brian:
NO, SENSEI!
Pai
Mei: Pain does not exist in your body, does it?
Brian:
NO, SENSEI!
Pai
Mei: Surrender does not exist in your very being, does it?
Brian:
NO, SENSEI!
Pai Mei: Do you want to
go and watch the original Star Wars trilogy on Blu-Ray?
Brian: NO….I mean,
sure. Can we take a break now? I feel like I’m at peace and can tolerate a
whiny Luke Skywalker.
Pai Mei: Get the
popcorn. I’ll get the skittles.
We then cut to another scene where Senor Vampiro is training
with a masked man. We’re not sure if it’s the shadows but it
looks like his mask is…morphing. Pai Mei
brought Senor Vampiro here in this dark room so that Brian could learn the art
of psychology.
Brian: So, you’re here,
in this room to teach me what?
R: None of you seem to understand. I’m not in here with you. You’re in there with ME!
Brian: You stand there
hiding behind a mask.
R: No, I hide in plain sight.
Brian: You’re a g*ddamn
lunatic. Sorry, I shouldn’t have said
that. I appreciate your help. (Brian
extends his hand and as soon as R reaches out, Brian yanks off R’s mask)
R: GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!
(Brian throws the mask back to R.
R places his mask back on. He
regains his composure.)
R: You’ve gotten too
soft; too trusting. Remember: Never
compromise; not even in the face of Armageddon.
Pai Mei: Senor Vampiro,
come. We have another trip to take.
That is all we have for now. Stay tuned as the story of the CSWA
and HWF continues.
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