Saturday, December 14, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 12.3 – News




Hello fans and welcome to our final tour as we lead up to our second biggest PPV of the year Starcade.  This upcoming tour begins in Dallas, continues on to San Antonio and then over to Austin before ending in Humble, TX for the start of Starcade week.  This tour sees the return of Casey Jones back to action.  Before the tour began, there was some backstage news surfacing.  First, Mick Foley approached Master Bull about Casey “crashing” his comedy show in Chicago.  He said that there was no way that he and Casey were going to settle things in a single show.  He began lobbying to have all of his alter egos show up for each show.  Master Bull thought that that would be good for business so starting in Dallas, Casey Jones would take on Dude Love; in San Antonio, he would take on Cactus Jack in a “Battle at the Alamo”; in Austin, he would take on Mankind and finally, in Humble, Casey will get his hands on “Mick Foley” and they will get to settle things once and for all.

As soon as Mick left Master Bull’s office, Bull received a visit from the Women’s Champion Gail Kim.   After Gail and Raquel had their 30 minute battle, Gail Kim came in demanding another match with the Ravishing one.  Master Bull said that they would indeed meet again but their title match would not be happening until Starcade.  Gail said that she wanted Raquel in a match before that.  Bull said he would make it happen during the early part of the Texas tour.  Gail left happy.

The next vignette that played was around Reid Rothchild.  Apparently, at some time during the last tour, Reid’s title was stolen.  Reid has been raising holy hell in trying to find out what happened to his property.  Not even Raquel’s beauty and charm could calm him down.  Reid filmed a vignette where he addressed this travesty of justice.

“I know I’m the greatest, being Elite and all but when someone stoops so low as to steal my property without being man or monster enough to face me and take my title off my dead, lifeless body, that sinks to an all new low.  I don’t know who you are but I officially challenge you to a match at Starcade.  If you think you’re worthy, meet me in the ring and I’ll send you home empty-handed.  That is an Elite promise.”

After this aired, this writer took a poll to look at all the people who could have stolen the title and what the chances are that the thief is them.  All of these people have made mention at some time in the past 11 months of taking Reid’s title.  The odds are listed below with a brief description as to why.

Master Bull – 25% - Master Bull has been a thorn in Reid’s side for the majority of the year
Mike “the Axe” Medley – 20% - Medley, a former lackey, decided to stand up to the egotistical one.
Donnie B – 15% - These 2 feuded the first part of the year over a “parking spot”. DB is mostly retired now.
Negronomicon – 15% - N insulted Reid and Raquel and paid the price
Super Warrior - 12% - Super Warrior has been wandering around backstage badmouthing Reid for the last year.
John Cena – 10% - Cena made comments that the Elitist title was joke and that anyone could win it.
Uncle Nova – 2% - even retired, Nova still made the list.  The former Monopoly Jr tried to hit on Raquel.
Chris Jericho – 1% - Jericho, semi-retired, had a brief feud with Reid for stealing catchphrases.

Stay tuned.  The Texas Tour will be beginning soon.

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