Hello fans and welcome to our July Supershow here in New
York City, NY.
Larry Morton and Clarkus
Kentus will be calling the action from ringside today.
Master Bull begins the show with his daily
appearance.
“Welcome to our July Supershow. Short of a pay per view, this show will be
our biggest of the year. Before the matches
can begin, I have lots of announcements to make. You
all know that RVD will be returning to the ring. In fact, he will be making his return to the
ring here in the Big Apple against none other than Chris Jericho. We
will also be hosting 2 main events tonight.
One will be Brock Lesnar defending the HWF World title against the
Undertaker and CSWA World Champion taking on the Rock for the Undisputed
Heavyweight title. Also, due to our
thinning roster, we are bringing in some new talent”.
“Our first talent will be more of an introduction. I want to welcome back a new but familiar
face. I give you Casey Jones.” Out comes the wrestler formerly known as the
Mighty Casey but now he is dressed in street hockey gear and looks a lot like
the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Casey doesn’t speak but holds up a picture of
Mankind and then sets it on fire.
“Well, that was interesting but now I want to introduce a
new team from south of the border...at least the California border. Here is the new team called the Mexicali
Flyers and it consists of El Dragon Insano and Tornado en Fuego.” The Mexicali Flyers comes out and are cheered
by the fans. They run down to ringside
and high five the fans and then make their way to the back.
“My next announcement is the creation of a Woman’s
Division. We have 12 women signed and
later today, we will be hosting our very first ever tournament to crown our first ever Women’s
Champion.”
“After today’s
matches, there will be a roster shake up.
Anyone without a title can possibly be traded. The only one exempt from that rule is Chris
Jericho as he can wrestle on either brand’s show whenever he wants. With all this admin stuff out of the way,
let’s get on to the show.”
The pyro goes off as the supershow begins. The first match of the night has Dean Ambrose
from the Shield defending his Internet Media title (streaming live on Facebook)
against Mr. Anderson. In 22 minutes,
Dean retains the title after bouncing Mr. Anderson’s face off the exposed
turnbuckle post. The champ was in
control for practically the entire match while never letting Anderson go for
any pin attempts.
The Super Warrior graced us with his presence stating that
Miz just seems to get himself counted out on purpose.
Miz came out and told the Stupid Warrior that
he just didn’t have what it takes to beat him.
Our illustrious GM Master Bull comes out and says he will make this a
match…since it is the Supershow after all.
Miz complained that SW was not a
top contender and was undeserving.
Master Bull added the stipulation that this would be SW’s last shot at
this title as long as the Miz was the champ.
But to make it fair, it would now be a no DQ match.
Miz tried to complain but the bell rang
starting the match.
The match went a full 14 minutes with Miz dominating the
challenger.
Super Warrior just could not
mount any offense.
The end came after
Miz hit a tremendous discuss punch (like Kerry Von Erich used to do) and got
the pin.
Super Warrior can no longer go
after Miz’s title while he has it.
Super Warrior goes to the back and is muttering to himself “This
is Bullshit”.
He paces the room a few
times until the door to his dressing room opens.
We don’t see who it is but we hear “It’s that
time again.”
Super Warrior packs his
things and leaves with the mysterious person.
Next up is the returning RVD taking on Y2J Chris
Jericho.
Master Bull told these two that
the winner of the match could have a title shot at whatever belt he wants.
RVD came out with a special guest referee
Slow Count Sam.
Before the match began,
it looked like RVD slipped something to Sam.
He then patted Sam on the back and said “It’s 4:20 somewhere”.
The bell rang and RVD was slow to move.
Jericho hits him with a flying forearm.
RVD comes back with some dropkicks but gets
leveled again by the flying forearm.
RVD
nails some chops.
He then tosses Jericho
out of the ring but Chris is right back in and then locks in a Walls of
Jericho.
Sam goes over nonchalantly
while Rob is screaming in pain.
Rob is
tapping out but Sam isn’t paying attention.
He seems distracted.
Finally, he
hears RVD tapping out and calls for the bell.
Chris Jericho wins this one and will get a title match of his
choice.
Jericho says he will redeem it
against Christian for the CSWA World title.
In the back, The Elitist Reid Rothchild was just getting out
of the shower (he had a towel on) when he turned and noticed that his belt and
medal were missing. In a panic, he
started tearing up the dressing room looking for it. After 5 minutes, a panic attack set in. Ravishing Raquel walked in (she had an
adjoining dressing room) and asked why Reid was all upset. He said that his property was stolen and he
was beside himself. Raquel told him that
it wasn’t missing. “Remember, you asked
me to send it out to get polished. It’s
right here.” She gave it back to
him. Reid breathed a sigh of relief and
then he and Raquel made out. It started
to get too steamy in there so the camera man had to leave.
The first tag team match was up first with Law and Order
(Cowboy Shizzle and Marshall William Pearl) taking on Prestige Inc (King Damian
Sandow and Magnus). This match would be
for Prestige Inc’s title shot. Law and
Order were all in control here (I guess the Cowboy just needed the right
partner) and controlled the entire match.
At one point in the match during a double team, Sandow got injured and
he never really recovered from it.
Cowboy Shizzle ended up getting the pin after hitting the Cowpie (which
looked just like Negronomicon’s Doom Bomb).
Law and Order are now in the title hunt.
After the match, the Mexicali’s came out and neither Shizzle or Pearl
liked it one bit. The Mexicali’s got in
the ring and went to shake the hands of the winners until the Cowboy and
Marshall turned on them and started beating them down. The Mexicali Flyers battled back with Dragon
hitting a brainbuster and the Tornado hitting a superkick. Law and Order then bailed from the ring. Something odd is going on here and we will
have to look into it.
Master Bull is out once again and this time is introducing a
new face to our federation. He was the
“superfan” Brandon but now he is known as “Bran-don-goh”, a name given to him
by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Bran=don-goh
came to the ring escorted by the two women who won the last Fan tickets. They are known as Fusion Valentine and Spider
Violet. Bran-don-goh was furious with
the crowd who kept mispronouncing his name on purpose. Eventually he got fed up and just left with
his valets.
Next is our Women’s battle royal to decide the first ever Women’s
Champion. The women came to the ring in alphabetical order but did not
necessarily get eliminated that way.
Nikki Bella was eliminated by ODB. Velvet Sky was eliminated by Layla El. Natalya Neidhart eliminated Ravishing Raquel
with the help of Spider Violet. Violet
went under the bottom rope and brawled a bit with Raquel before the refs came
out to separate it and send Spider back to the ring. Violet is back in and eliminates Madison
Rayne. ODB eliminates Alicia Fox. Layla gets rid of Gail Kim. Brie Bella is eliminated by Natalya
Neidhart. In an interesting turn, Spider
Violet eliminates her friend Fusion Valentine.
Valentine could not understand why her friend did this. Layla eliminates ODB. After getting eliminated, Eric Young came
down to console her. They made out while
heading to the back. Spider Violet,
still trying to explain her actions gets dumped by Natalya. This leaves Neidhart and Layla El in the
running for the Title. In 6 minutes,
Layla eliminates Nattie with a flying headscissors. Layla El is the first ever HWF/CSWA Women’s
Champion.
Master Bull then comes out and presents Layla with the
championship belt. He then informs her
that Natalya will be the number one contender.
Layla says she welcomes it. Master
Bull then states that the rest of the woman’s roster will each have a
match. The winner of that match will be
put in line for the shot at the Women’s Championship.
In the back, Mister Wrestling 4 was visiting.
He went to use the showers since he was
there.
He received a bit of a surprise
when he exited the shower.
His mask,
that he took off so he could shower, sat in a trash can burning.
In its place was a paper bag that had eye
holes and a mouth slot cut out.
He put
it on and immediately took it off when he noticed that something foul smelling
lined in the inside of the bag.
He ended
up having to wrap his head in a towel so that he could leave incognito (after
he cleaned himself up, of course).
We
wonder who could have done this.
We know
it’s not MW3 since he is hospitalized.
Next out came the Negronomicon. He did his usual bit and challenged anyone
regardless of the roster to come out.
Pyro hits and what the heck…it’s none other than Monopoly Jr but he is
not dressed that way anymore. Before he
heads down to the ring, he re-introduces himself as Jim-dango (no relation to
Bran-dan-goh in case you were wondering).
He says he will accept the challenge of the Negronomicon.
The bell rings and Negronomicon walks over and pokes him in
the chest.
Jim-dango falls to the
mat.
Negronomicon makes the cover and gets
the 1-2-3.
The fans are up in arms and
are throwing stuff at the ring.
Negronomicon pulls out some cash and gives it to Jim-dango.
The artist formerly known as Jimberg and
Monopoly Jr appears to be a glorified jobber.
I wonder if he will explain his actions.
We’ll have to wait and see.
Negronomicon comments that “everyone has a price”.
Samoa Joe is out next and says he isn’t wrestling tonight
but wants to call out the CSWA World Champion Christian.
Christian comes out and tells Joe that he of
all people should understand the offer Master Bull gave him and that is a shot
at the Rock’s Undisputed Title.
Christian apologized for the way the match went down and told Samoa Joe
that he would like to wrestle him in the future.
He and Samoa Joe shook hands and left.
Out next was the Shield defending the tag team titles
against Big Show and Kane.
The
challengers came out first followed by the champions. This match was positively
even.
Neither team allowed for any
double teaming action.
At the 14 minute
mark, Kane tossed Reigns to the outside and the Shield had had enough.
The grabbed their titles and walked
away.
The Shield gets counted out but
does not lose the titles.
Kane and Big
Show begged the champs to come back in but after a couple of false attempts,
the champs decided to just leave.
Big
Show and Kane will probably be in the title hunt again.
Master Bull is in the back with two more new hires. One is Curtis
Axel and the other is Joseph Park.
Park
is asking a lot of questions and Axel ends up tossing him out of Master Bull’s
office.
Next is our first main event of the evening with Christian
challenging the Rock for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.
Rock was acting all nonchalant and not taking
this serious at all.
Master Bull came out
and made this match an “I Quit” rules match.
The bell rang and Rock immediately tries to lock up but Christian whips
Rock into the corner and Rock hits hard.
He falls to the mat and Christian pulls him to the center of the ring
and locks in a Spine bending Boston Crab.
Christian cinches it in and the Hollywood Action Hero is trapped.
Honest Abe, the ref for this match, keeps
asking Rock what he wants to do.
Rock,
unable to take the pain anymore, screams I Quit.
HOLY CRAP!
Christian has just defeated the Rock to win the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT
Championship.
Christian falls to his
knees celebrating until Brock Lesnar’s music hits.
Brock comes out and says that each and every
time the two of them met, Brock walked out with a win.
Brock tells Christian to take pictures and
create memories with that belt because at Clash of the Champions in August,
Brock will take that title from him whether he likes it or not.
The lights then go out and as soon as they
come
back on, Undertaker is standing in
the ring.
Brock freaks out and hightails
it out.
Undertaker asks for the match to
begin and the bell rings.
Undertaker
starts
off
strong by neutralizing a powerbomb
from Lesnar.
Brock manages to hit a
powerbomb but Taker throat chokes the champ against the ropes.
Both men fall over the ropes and to the
floor.
Lesnar is back in first with
Taker taking his time to get back in.
Brock
hits a power clothesline but Undertaker hits a tombstone piledriver.
He goes for a cover but Lesnar grabs the
ropes at 1.
Taker goes for another
throat choke but that gets neutralized by Brock.
Out of nowhere, Taker locks in a triangle
choke but Brock doesn’t submit.
Brock
chokes Taker on the ropes but Taker hits the Last Ride.
He makes the cover but Brock kicks out at
2.
Lesnar hits a powerbomb and Taker
throat chokes him. Lesnar hits a backbody drop and UT nails a clothesline.
Brock hits another back body drop and
Undertaker hits the Last Ride again.
He
makes the cover again but only gets 2.
Taker hits a chokeslam but Lesnar hits a Press and Slam.
He makes the cover but Taker sits up at
2.
Brock starts to get frustrated.
He nails a power clothesline but we’re back
on the mat and Taker locks in a triangle choke.
Brock won’t tap.
Taker nails the Last Ride but Brock rolls
through it and nails another press and slam.
He makes the cover but Taker kicks out at 2.
Taker with a chokeslam and Lesnar with a back
body drop.
Undertaker hits a throat choke but Brock nails
an F-5.
He makes the cover but Taker
sits right up.
Brock picks him up again
and parades around the ring and nails a second F-5.
With a solid hook of the leg, Lesnar gets the
1-2-3 and the win.
Brock Lesnar retains
the HWF World title.
Master Bull comes out to close the show.
He tells us that over the next couple of
days, he will be doing the draft to see who, if anyone, will be trading brands.
Those wrestlers making the move will be
notified live at our next event.
Wow, what a fantastic end to the July Supershow.
Please continue to stay tuned as things will only
get better from here.
No comments:
Post a Comment