Chris Jericho makes his way out. He makes the announcement about taking some
time off. He thanks Christian and Brock
Lesnar for the opportunity to wrestle for the world title. Master Bull confronts him about abandoning
his fans and asks what it will take for him to stick around. Jericho says he challenged and lost to both
world champions so maybe it is time for him to hang up his boots. This prompts The Elitist Reid Rothchild to
come out with Ravishing Raquel. Reid
tells Jericho that he is a real man and Raquel corrects him by calling him the
REAL Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla. Jericho
takes offense to his stealing his phrase (Hell, Reid stole everything about his
character so why not this?) and challenges Reid to a match. Reid tells him that nothing in this world is
free so if Jericho wants a match, he can put his career on the line. Jericho agrees. Master Bull says the match will headline
tonight’s event.
Ravishing Raquel takes the mic and challenges the women’s
champion for her title shot at Clash of the Champions in August. Layla comes out and says that the women’s
champion accepts (this means that whoever is holding the title come the PPV
must defend it against Raquel – unless she is in possession of it herself).
There have been some updates on Donnie B and MW3. Roving Reporter Clarkus Kentus went to the
hospital to visit them. Donnie B,
according to the notes on his chart, was in an induced coma in order to get the
brain swelling down (how sad). MW3 was
in a body cast after being the recipient of the beat down from Mr Wrestling 4
and the Negronomicon (that dirty bastard).
Super Warrior has not been heard from since he left after
the July Supershow. We were able to
learn that the person he left with is indeed someone who has had an influence
on him in the past. We also know that
within the HWF and CSWA, he was a former champion. Now, if only we could figure out his
identity.
Our first match of the night is the Mexicali Flyers taking
on the Shield. The Mexicali Flyers put
up a great fight but in the end, due to interference by (we don’t know why) the
Negronomicon, the Shield secures the win and retains their titles. After the match, Tornado en Fuego hits
Negronomicon with a Tornado blast (Hands of Stone) and El Dragon Insano nails
him with a flying legdrop. Then out
comes Marshall William Pearl calling for security to bring Law and Order to
this fiasco. The MF’ers hightail it out
through the crowd much to their delight.
The MF’ers mocked and pointed at Marshall Pearl standing in the ring
with his security. Negronomicon gets up
and tries to start something with the Marshall but ends up walking away.
Mr. Wrestling 4 is back in the news. This time he was wandering around the back
and was bumped into by Ryback. Ryback
was none too happy and yelled at 4 to get the heck out of his way. Mr. Wrestling 4 then got into Ryback’s face
and told him that if he had an issue, they could settle it in the ring. This led to our next match.
For 12 minutes Mr. Wrestling 4 was getting torn apart. Ryback was destroying him. Before Ryback could deliver the Meathook,
John Cena came out. Ryback, not happy
with his match being interrupted, took off and went after Cena. Ryback gets counted out and Mr. Wrestling 4
miraculously gets a win. At the top of
the stage, Cena ends up tossing Ryback from the stage to a table below. Holy Sh!t chants ring throughout the
arena. After the match, Mr. Wrestling
4 said that he has a new tag team partner; one who won’t abandon him like MW3
did. He introduces him and the pyro goes
off. Out comes…former MMA fighter King
MO Lawal! The crowd goes ape-sh!t. He goes to shake hands with “4” and then the
fans at ringside. They both leave
together.
Natalya vs ODB for the #1 contender was up next. This one went 20 minutes and ODB ended up
getting the win after hitting the Dirty Dozen.
Layla El came out and ended up distracting Natalya to allow ODB to get
the win. After the match, Layla got in
the ring and shook hands with ODB. All
of a swhy udden, she throws Layla to the ropes and nails a spear. The champ falls out of the ring in obvious
pain. ODB moves up in the rankings.
Bran-Don-Goh then comes out with Spider Violet and Fusion
Valentine. He does a little bit of
dancing in the ring and tries to introduce himself. The fans cut him off with “What” and “brandango”
chants. He got frustrated and left the
ring.
Master Bull came out and made the announcement that he was
still rebuilding the top 10. This got
lots of boos from the fans. His reply
was short and sweet “You know what you backwards losers, I don’t care if you like
it or not; it is what it is and I control it all so suck on that.” The fans began tossing junk at him and he had
to get out of there pretty quick. I’m
sure he wishes he was back in Kansas City, MO.
Jim-dango makes his way out to the ring and he looks
different again. He is dressed in street
clothes. He gets in the ring and takes
the mic. “People are asking why I laid
down for Negronomicon. It’s simple. Pin
me, pay me. That was more of a stand I
was taking against our “leader” Master Bull.
Master Bull feels that he controls everyone’s life but you know, not
me. I’m shedding the lame gimmick he
saddled me with and I’m taking one of my own.
From now on, I will be known as ‘Uncle Nova’. This character belongs to me and me
alone. Master Bull, you don’t own me and,
now you never will again.
The next thing I wanted to address is that turncoat jackass
Reid Rothchild. I guess Reid (in his own
mind) thinks he is better than everyone else.
Guess what chump, your’re not.”
He pulls something out from under his coat and it is Reid’s Elitist title.
“You see this cheap piece of crap, guess what…you can kiss it goodbye.” He drops it in the ring and grabs a
sledgehammer from under the ring. Immediately
out comes Reid and Raquel screaming at him.
Uncle Nova laughs at them and then proceeds to destroy it by whalloping
it with the hammer; cracking it and shredding it. Reid and Raquel were livid. Reid tries to get in the ring and get his
property but Uncle Nova kept him out.
Magnus and the King Damian Sandow come in from the audience and beat
down Uncle Nova in the ring. Reid jumps
in but Nova battles back and then hightails it from the ring and leaves through
the audience. Reid gathers us the broken
pieces and leaves with Raquel. As he
heads to the back, I think we catch a glimmer of a tear running down his cheek.
Spider Violet comes out and calls out Ravishing Raquel. Raquel comes down and is majorly pissed. Raquel tried to vent her anger but the Spider
was on top of her game. At the 9 minute
mark, Raquel dumps Spider to the outside.
She goes to the top rope and nails a moonsault on to the Spider
below. Violet is down. Raquel makes it back into the ring just
before the 10 count and wins the match by countout.
The main event of the evening is The Elitist Reid Rothchild
vs Chris Jericho. This match came about
after Reid walked around (with Raquel) calling himself the “real Ayatollah of
Rock n Rolla”. Jericho then challenged
him to a match. Reid asked Master Bull
for a stipulation to be added. If
Jericho were to lose, he’d have to be gone for the remainder of the year. Jericho said that if he won, he would get all
the services (and he means all) of Ravishing Raquel. Raquel actually spoke up for her man and agreed
to the stipulation. It was determined
that this would be a “Lights Out” Match.
The bell rings and as Reid is trying to connect with a Reid
Bottom, he gets tossed out of the ring.
He makes it back in at 7. Jericho
then takes a wild swinging punch to Reid’s face but he easily dodges it. Jericho then hits a flying forearm but Reid
tosses him out of the ring for a 5 count.
Chris hits some chops to the chest (and gets a Woooooooo chant from the
crowd) and Reid comes back and locks in the Figure 4 Reidlock. Jericho makes it to the ropes. Chris hits more chops to the chest and Reid
dumps him out of the ring but for a 9 count this time. Chris pulls Reid out of the ring and nails a
piledriver on the concrete floor. Reid
is injured. The ref counts but he
manages to get up and back in the ring at 7.
He is bleeding pretty bad.
Jericho punches him in the face and Reid and Chris both hit
haymakers. Both men are down. Reid is up at 3 while Jericho takes longer as
is up at 8. Both men get up and
immediately hit haymakers on each other again.
This time Jericho is up faster than Reid. Reid then trips Jericho who falls head first
into an exposed turnbuckle busting himself up.
Reid, psyched up, hits a Reidarooni and makes the cover. The ref counts 1….2…..3. Reid has just defeated Chris Jericho. Chris is now out until 2014. Reid and Raquel celebrate in the ring as the cameras
shut down.
As part of the after show, Reid and Raquel were in the ring and
Reid stated that the old title was junk anyway and Raquel found him something
better. He showed it off to the audience
and then nonchalantly left the ring with his honey bunny.
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