Saturday, February 2, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 – 02.1 – The crowning of the Champions


Hello fans and welcome to the tournament finals for the HWF and CSWA championships.  I’m Clarkus Kentus and I’m joined by the always entertaining Larry Morton Esq.  Tonight, we will see the final 4 compete for their company’s highest honors.  On the line are the following titles:

CSWA                                                                        HWF
World Heavyweight title                                World Heavyweight title
US Championship                                           Intercontinental Title
Western States Heritage title                          North American championship
CSWA Media title                                          X-Division title

Our matches are as follows:
Christian vs John Cena
Cactus Jack vs Rey Mysterio
The Rock vs Daniel Bryan
RVD vs Kurt Angle

All the semi-final matches are no DQ with a 50 minute time limit and the finals will be no DQ with a 60 minute time limit.

First us we have Christian vs Cena.  The crowd is very anti-Cena.   Cena starts off with a reverse chinlock. Cena then stomps him in the gut.  Christian goes to toss Cena out but John hangs on and connects with the F-U for a 2 count.  Christian hits a springboard plancha and John hits a side suplex. Christian then hits a diving European uppercut. He follows it up with a dropkick but Cena hits another side suplex.  Cena with another side suplex is met with the One Man Concerto.  Christian goes for the pin and the ref counts 1…..2…..3.  Christian advances to the final round.

Cactus vs Rey Mysterio is up next.  Rey immediately begins with some reverse chops and after stunning Jack, he hits them again.  Cactus throws Rey out and immediately goes to the top rope and nails a Elbow drop (on Rey) to the concrete.  Mysterio makes it back in at the 8 count.  Cactus tries for a stomp but Rey moves out of the way. Cactus clotheslines Rey over the top rope but Rey hangs on and then nails a standing dropkick.  Rey goes to the top rope and hits a flying bodypress. He goes for the pin but only gets a 1 count.  Rey then connects with a spinning heel kick and this time gets a 2 count.  Rey hits another standing dropkick but Cactus nails a double arm DDT.  He makes the cover but only gets a 2 count.  Cactus tries to follow up with a running knee smash but Rey gets out of the way.  Cactus connects with a headbutt but Rey tosses him out of the ring.  He is back in by 6.  Cactus hits another headbutt but it is met with a hurracanrana from the little guy.  Rey goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count.  A headbutt from Jack is met with a spinning heel kick from Rey.  Some reverse chops from Rey take down the crazy Cactus.  Rey goes to the top rope again and connects with a flying bodypress.  He makes the cover but Cactus kicks out at 2.  Cactus nails a running knee smash but Rey is up and hitting a hurricanrana.  He goes for the pin and this time, he gets the 1-2-3 to advance.

The third match has the Rock taking on Daniel Bryan.  Kane comes out to show some moral support.  Rock starts right off with a DDT. Daniel comes back with a European uppercut.  Daniel goes for a second one but Rock reverses it and then tries for the Rock Bottom but Daniel gets away.  The Rock hits a second DDT but it is apparently not enough as Bryan comes back with some MMA strikes and goes for a submission.  Rock makes it to the ropes.  Rock nails a spinebuster but Daniel battles back with a missile dropkick. Rock hits another spinebuster and Bryan hits him with a forearm smash.  Bryan hits a double underhook suplex but ends up getting caught in the sharpshooter. Bryan makes it to the ropes but Kane knocks his hands off.  Rock pulls Bryan back to the middle of the ring where he taps out.  The Rock goes to move on.  Bryan looks to Kane and Kane shrugs it off and then leaves.

The fourth match has RVD taking on Kurt Angle. Angle immediately tries for the Angle slam but RVD reverses it and hits some dropkicks. RVD hits a spinning heel kick which Angle answers with a belly to belly suplex.  RVD goes for dropkicks but Angle reverses it and tosses RVD out of the ring for a 3 count.  Kurt hits an Olympic leg sweep but RVD knocks him down and goes for the 5 star frog splash.  He connects but only gets a 2 count.  RVD hits a second one but Kurt starts to choke him out.  RVD hits some hamstring kicks and Kurt goes back to choking him.  Angle hits a boot to the face but RVD goes to the ropes and nails another 5 star frog splash for a 1 count.  Rob hits a VanTerminator but Angle nails an Angle slam for a 2 count.  Kurt picks him up and hits a second Angle slam but Rob kicks out at 2.  More choking from the Olympic hero is met with a VanDaminator. Rob goes for the pin but only gets a 1 count.  RVD’s spinning heel kick is met with more choking.  RVD’s hamstring chops are also answered with more choking. Hamstring chops are met this time by a clothesline.  I don’t think Angle likes those.  Rob his a VanTerminator but Kurt nails another clothesline.  Kurt tosses RVD to the floor and he makes it back in at 8.  Angle’s choking is met with another VanDaminator and a 2 count.  RVD is tossed to the floor again but is back in at 4.  Dropkicks from RVD are met with, yep, you guessed it, more choking.  Rob goes for another VanDaminator but Kurt gets out of the way.  Kurt nails a belly to belly suplex and then gets tossed out of the ring.  He’s back in at 7. Angle locks in a bearhug trying to wear down the seemingly indestructible RVD (wonder if he was smoking something).  Van Dam chops are met with another belly to belly suplex.  Van Dam nails the chops again and Kurt drops.   RVD hits a headbutt but Kurt kicks him in the face.    Another headbutt from Rob and Kurt falls.  More choking from Kurt is not countered by Rob.  Kurt tosses him from the ring and it looks like Rob lands funny.  The 10 count is reached and Kurt demands to be declared the winner but this is a no DQ/CO match.  More hamstring chops hinder the power from the Angle slam.  Kurt goes to toss RVD out but he reverses it and hits more hamstring chops.  Kurt tries for another blatant choke but RVD reverses it, hits a VanDaminator and with a hook of the leg, he gets the 1-2-3.  RVD moves on to the finals.

John Cena vs Cactus Jack was up next.  This one would determine who would walk away with the Media title and who would win the Western States Heritage belt.  This match went 18 minutes with the matchup being pretty even.  Cactus began with a  double arm DDT that was reversed by Cena who went for a knuckle jam but that was reversed and hit a stomp on Cena.  Jack hit a headbutt which was answered by the F-U.  Cactus rolled out of the ring to regain himself.  Jack came back in and hit another headbutt which was answered again by the F-U.  He went outside again.  Cena hit two knuckle jams but was introduced to the Mandible Claw.  Cena got to the ropes to break the hold.  Cena pulls out another F-U and goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count.  Cena goes for another F-U but Cactus is able to get out and clotheslines Cena over the top rope.  Cena is back in with another knuckle jam. A side suplex from Cena is met with the double arm DDT.  Cactus stomps on John’s face a couple of times and then hits him with a steel chair.  Cena hits another F-U and then locks in a reverse chinlock. He rolls it over into a pin attempt and gets the 1-2-3.  John Cena is the NEW WESTERN STATES HERITAGE CHAMPION and Cactus Jack  is the NEW CSWA Media Champion.

Daniel Bryan takes on Kurt Angle next.  This one was only a 9 minute match.  Kurt started off with a bearhug and then started to choke Bryan out.  Daniel hit a forearm smash but Kurt chokes him again. Kurt tosses Daniel out of the ring but he is back in and nails some MMA strikes but Kurt won’t submit.  Daniel hits a European uppercut but then Kurt locks in the Ankle lock.  Bryan makes it to the ropes but Kurt won’t let go.  The ref threatens Kurt and he finally lets go but I think the damage has been done.  Daniel hits another roaring elbow smash but Kurt goes right after the ankle and locks in the Ankle lock.  Daniel still won’t submit.  Daniel hits a double knee strike but then collapses under his bad ankle.  Kurt locks in the ankle lock for a third time and this time he gets Daniel to tap.  Kurt is the NEW North American Champion and Daniel Bryan is the X-Division Champion.

We did not realize how long all of this took so the last two finals will be held tomorrow.  We will remain here in Phoenix to finish this all up.  We will also have the tag team tournament take place and will crown new champs.  The Undisputed title will still be up for grabs but there will be a special show to crown the new Undisputed Heavyweight Champion within the next week or so.

Come back tomorrow where we will see the best man win.

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