Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010)_1.5

Hello fans. In this issue we will look at the tag team roster. First, we also want to note that Charlie Haas has gotten better and was able to return to the ring for tag team action. The Bruiser is still out.
Both the CSWA and HWF will need to provide 4 tag teams. After they wrestle in 5 matches, the best 5 teams will be ranked in line for the championships. Here is what we have so far:

HWF
Dudley Boyz
Cryme Tyme
Charlie Haas and AJ Styles
Big Show and CM Punk


CSWA
DX
Chris Jericho and Edge
Matt Hardy & John Morrison
Shelton Benjamin & Elijah Burke

Matches were held and these are the results:
Dudley’s def. Benjamin and Burke via CO (B&B were killing the champs)
AJ & Charlie def. Big Show and Punk
Morrison & Hardy def. Cryme Tyme
DX def. Edge & Jericho
Dudleys def. Styles & Haas
Hardy & Morrison def. DX
Dudley’s def. Hardy & Morrison
DX def. Punk & Big Show
Styles & Haas def. Cryme Tyme
Dudley’s def. Edge & Jericho
Hardy & Morrison def. Benjamin & Burke
DX def. Styles & Haas
Hardy & Morrison def. The Dudleys
Hardy & Morrison def. DX
Jericho & Edge def. Show & Punk (twice)
Cryme Tyme def. Benjamin & Burke
Big Show & CM Punk def. Styles & Haas
Burke & Benjamin def. Cryme Tyme
Cryme Tyme def. Burke & Benjamin
Jericho & Edge def. Show & Punk

And with that, we now have the top 5 set up for the tag team champions:
World Tag Team Top Contenders
Dudley Boyz (Champs) (HWF)

1) Matt Hardy & John Morrison (CSWA)
2) DX (CSWA)
3) Chris Jericho & Edge (CSWA)
4) Cryme Tyme (CSWA)
5) AJ Styles & Charlie Haas (HWF)

The teams of Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin and the Big Show & CM Punk will probably be dissolved. The HWF may try to put some new teams together or just mix these up.

One last bit of information regarding the Negronomicon. As it turns out, the Negronomicon was in the back mopping up after someone spilled soda all over the floor. While back there, he broke the mop he was using. He saw one leaning up against a wall and decided to use that. Unfortunately, this was “Moppy” (back from the days when Perry Saturn was ‘insane’ and called his best friend “Moppy” because it was a mop). Saturn had been backstage visiting old friends. When Saturn saw that the Negronomicon had used “Moppy” for cleaning up a mess, he went ballistic and threw the Negronomicon into a few walls. He then dragged the Negronomicon out to the ring where he beat him from pillar to post. Since this was not an official match, there was no bell to ring. The ref just stood there while Negronomicon got is ass handed to him. Finally, Saturn felt he had inflicted enough damage and left the ring to a standing ovation from the fans while Negronomicon slinked out trying to stay hidden but a few fans saw him and threw drinks and popcorn at him.

More to come. Stay Tuned.

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