Saturday, June 18, 2022

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2022 #939 – 04/13/22 - Hall of Fame and Fanfest

 

Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  Let’s get right to the news.

 

For the Fanfest, our three inductees had practically never ending lines but they stayed and signed and took pictures for each person in line.  It did also seem that Dash Woodbrick tried to sneak his way in however Dennis Marshall caught him and called the authorities.  Dash ended up setting up a table and tried to sell his autograph.  We’ll never really know if anyone took the bite.  He gave up once the rain started.

 

Once the fanfest ended, everyone broke to get ready for the Hall of Fame Ceremony. 

 

The Ceremony begins with GM Max McGillicutty making his way out to the stage.  He thanks the fans for attending the FanFest and now, here to honor 3 great talents in HCW.   Tonight’s first inductee is Master Bull.  A recap of his storied career is shown on the big screen and it was a great trip down memory lane.  After the video ended, out comes one of Bull’s closest friends – The Elitist Reid Rothchild.  Reid, a member of the HOF also, steps up to the mic.  “Master Bull has been a staple of HCW since the beginning.  He has wrestled, managed and run the show.  He is a one-of-a-kind who will never be replicated.  Ladies and Gentlemen, Master Bull.”  Reid steps away from the mic as Master Bull makes his way out to the stage.  He gets a huge pop from the crowd.  He and Reid embrace and then Reid steps back as Bull takes the podium.

 

“In 2014, I entered the world of Professional Wrestling as Centurion, the Roman Warrior.  I was part of the Warrior nation led by the Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and the Super Warrior.  I learned so much working with them that I decided I wanted more.  I became a manager and eventually, co GM of this wonderful organization.  I ran into some rough times as you might remember but everything eventually sorted itself out.  As a performer, I had some great matches (motions to Reid) back in the day and even just recently (points to the Banker who smiles and points back).  There are so many great memories I will take away from my experience here.  I’m thankful I got that “one more match” in before I decided it was time to move on.  Whether you cheered or booed me (he raises an eyebrow ala the Rock), just know that you made this journey one of the best things I’ve ever done in my life.  I want to thank my wife, Max, the owners of HCW and of course, you, the fans, who made this one epic ride.  Thank you all.”  The crowd gives Master Bull a round of applause.  He and Reid shake hands and then exit the stage.

 

Next up, we have Texas Wildfire.  TW’s career highlights show up on the big screen.  Just then, Dr. Red Fang storms up on stage.  “VAMPIRE LUNGES AND TRANSYLVANIA PILEDRIVERS FOR EVERONE”.  The evil vampire bot is then removed from stage by security.  The loudspeakers then announce our next inductee Texas Wildfire.  TW soaks in the applause and approaches the mic.  “Well, you heard the evil doctor” (this elicits laughter from the crowd).  “But in all seriousness, I could not have asked for a better federation and its amazing fans to end this chapter of my life.  I’ve been around for  years now and held most of the belts in this federation as well as the HWF and CSWA before it.  I’ve had some great wars; won some battles, lost some but in the end, you the fans are what continue to drive the excitement of wrestling.  But as we all know, this sport, love it or hate it, takes its toll and it becomes a young mans game.  I’m proud of everything I’ve accomplished; of the matches I’ve had and for the fans and the following generation to come.  Thank you all and I hope you continue to support the next generation of performers like you’ve shown to me.  Thank you.”  The audience gives him a standing ovation as he leaves the stage.

 

A video package then airs highlighting the career of the only and only Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  The video shows different scenes from the “Battle at Fry’s (market place)” as well as the dual coronations as King of HCW.  Then 2020 HOF inductee Magnum Kone makes his way out.  He steps up to the podium. 
“Rad Gumbo is someone who I not only wrestled against but had great admiration for.  He has surpassed what most other wrestlers aspire for and finish it off with an induction into this great organization’s hall of fame.  Ladies and Gentlemen…” The loud speakers then blare out “GUMBO 730 MEANS ITS SUPPA TIME, BITCH” and out comes Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo shakes hands with Magnum and approaches the podium.   He begins speaking with his Cajun accent but then drops it completely.  Everyone is stunned.  It was all an act.

 

“I guess by now, you all know I’m not really Cajun.  (laughs from the audience)  Like many before who have entered the Hall have stated, this is one of best places in the world.  HCW has given me an outlet to showcase my talent and whether I’m wrestling Magnum (points to the King of Kones), a legend like the Iron Sheik, or any great talent, I hope they feel I brought out the best in them as they did for me.  Jack (Lumber), (the Wicked) Prophet and many others are the future of this sport.  As my esteemed co-inductee TW stated, this really is a young man’s game.  You have to be able to spring back from injury and I’m well beyond that.  The legit injury I sustained hurting my leg and foot was the catalyst that showed me I needed to wrap things up.  As both a heel and face, I have enjoyed performing in front of you here and watching from home.  Every time you bought a ticket, bought a PPV event or just came to a meet and greet, we do this for you and you made it a wonderful experience every step of the way.  Thanks to management for giving us an outlet to perform for you.  It has been a wonderful experience.”  Rad steps back and claps his hands for the audience who then stand and reciprocate.  Rad is then joined on stage by Master Bull and Texas Wildfire and the standing ovation continues well beyond when then cameras stopped rolling.

 

Thanks for watching.  The PPV is up next.  Stay tuned.

Sunday, April 24, 2022

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2022 #938 – 04/06/22 – Go Home Show

Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  In an effort to get caught up on the shows, the results will be abbreviated.

 

Match #1:  Battle Royal to crown a new TV Champion

 

"Bad News" Marvin Barnes was eliminated by TNT (Templeton N. Townsend) with VICIOUS EYE RAKE - Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes

Apollo Gyze was eliminated by Outback Oscar with BACK ELBOW TO FACE - Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes

Maximillian Redbeard was eliminated by Tommy Lightning with ROPES - Throw Out Of Ring after 1 minutes

TNT (Templeton N. Townsend) was eliminated by Outback Oscar with OUTBACK STRETCH - Throw Out Of Ring after 1 minutes

Tommy Lightning was eliminated by Outback Oscar with FULL NELSON FACE SMASH - Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes

Outback Oscar was eliminated by Azrael with SPEAR - Throw Out Of Ring after 7 minutes

The Banker was eliminated by Azrael with HURL OUT OF RING after 10 minutes

Azrael wins the Battle Royal!!!

BUT WAIT…

The Banker’s feet (only one) did not touch the ground.  The ref called the match before verifying.  The Banker rolled back in but Azrael started putting the boots to the Banker, Ruth Heartless rushed in and BLASTED Azrael with the briefcase.  The Banker hits a DDT on to the briefcase and then throws Azrael out of the ring.  The Banker wins the match and becomes the NEW TV Champion!!!

 

The fans are up in arms in disgust.  The Ambassador comes out and says that Azrael was robbed.  He demanded GM Max McGillicutty come out and reverse the decision.  Max did come out but did not reverse the decision.  Instead, he made a match for the PPV with the Banker defending the TV title against Azrael.    The fans didn’t seem to care either way as neither are favorites.

 

Next up, we have The Snake Pit vs the Muscles Trio.  This one came about from the Pit costing the Trio a shot at the 6 Man titles.  This one went the distance and it was thought that Thorpe was going to get the pin after hitting Leiton with the Muscles Crush but the bell rang bringing this one to a time limit draw.  That didn’t stop the teams from continuing to fight well after the bell rang.  The Snake Pit left the ring first but taunting from the Trio got them riled up again.  Tobias Snake issued a challenge to the Trio for a match at the PPV.  Leiton reminded him that he (Leiton) has a title match against Dr. Red Fang for the Hardcore title that night.  Niven Sanke assured him they would dispatch the Trio with ease and Leiton would be able to relax in the corner.  Muscles McGuire then insulted their manhood in many different ways and said they’d accept if the match was in a steel cage.  Niven immediately accepted before he realized what he did.  Too late.  The match is set.

 

We head backstage where TNT mocks Biceps Bannerman for losing in the Elimination Chamber so easily.  Biceps counters that earlier tonight, TNT was ousted from the battle royal by a submission move.  The two started to come to blows until GM Max McGillicutty came in and made a match for the PPV.

 

Next on the card are two individuals who will meet with their respective teams at the PPV.  Apollo Gyze vs Casper Wyoming.  Apollo was accompanied by his tag team partners Jake Montrose and Tommy Lightning and Casper by his team of Phantom Frank and Dennis Marshall.  This one got out of control many times with all members getting involved at some point.  At the 15 minute mark, Apollo hit Casper with a sit out powerbomb and that brought Phantom Frank to the ring apron and that brought Tommy Lightning.  Eventually, all 6 men were in the ring and the ref ended up disqualifying both men for outside interference.  We are expecting this one to be settled at the PPV.  Afterwards, Tommy got on the mic and said that not only will they retain their titles, he will walk in as a dual champ when he and Derek Deveraux win the Tag Team titles.

 

We take a break in the action for our first contract signing.  First, Korbi Kong comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  Ladies Champion Violet Valkyrie follows after.  The two are mediated by GM Max McGillicutty and both ladies sign the contract.  There was not much in the way of animosity but both did shake hands after with neither letting go.  They stared at each other as we broke to commercial.

 

We come back for our next match.  First, Jesse California comes out and is booed.  Next, Brash Toothpick comes out.  The fans still are not sure what to make of him with some thinking its Dash Woodbrick under the mask.  He shakes hands with the fans trying to get them to back him up.   It was a pretty close match for the first 10 minutes but then Brash took off.  At the 22 minute mark, he caught Jesse with a superkick out of nowhere and got the 3 count.  After the match, he asked for a mic.  He called out Anytime/Anywhere Champion Catalina Harper.  She makes an appearance on the stage and is accompanied by a LOT of cats.  Brash says he just arrived to HCW and is still a little green around the edges but wanted to challenge Catalina to a match at the PPV for the title.  She accepted.

 

The Omegatron lights up and announces we have our 3rd and final inductee into this year’s HCW Hall of Fame.  It is none other than…Texas Wildfire.  The fans pop huge knowing he really deserves it but will be sad as he closes the chapter on his HCW career.

 

Next on the card is Hayley Hailstorm vs Betsy Cummings.  Hayley controlled the majority of the match until Lavender Gooms made her way out and began distracting Hayley.   Lavender at one point looked like she was going to get involved but Betsy used the distraction to hit a leaping snapmare and rolled her up for the 3 count.  She bailed out of the ring after the cheap win.  A very riled up Hailstorm launched herself from the ring and onto Lavender.  The two brawled and rolled back in the ring but Lavender took off.  Hayley challenged her to a Last Person standing match at the PPV.  Looks like another one is locked in.

 

The final segment is the World Title contract signing between Champion and King of HCW Jack Lumber and his nemesis the Wicked Prophet.  Prophet came out first followed by Jack.  The two were amicable for the most part until, after the 5th time of saying “ACKNOWLEDGE ME” to Jack’s face that he finally lost his cool and grabbed Prophet’s head slamming it against the table.  After the incident, Jack felt bad for setting a bad example for his fans, not for giving Prophet what he deserved).  Jack tells Prophet he will acknowledge him if he can beat him for the belt.

 

With that, the show comes to an end.  The cameras stopped rolling.  Just as people were getting ready to leave, Texas Wildfire’s music hits.  The fans pop huge for him.  He tells them he appreciates the years of support they have given and knows that this is the right time for him to take his leave.  He is then interrupted by the Ambassador and his flukies Dr. Red Fang, Azrael and Barry Morningstar.  The Ambassador tells Wildfire that he’s nothing more than smoldering embers waiting to be snuffed out.  He tells Wildfire that it’s better he tucks tail and leaves now before anyone else handed him an ass kicking he wouldn’t recover from.  The fans immediately began chanting “ONE MORE MATCH”.  Just then, the World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain come out.  Buzz gets on the mic and says he’d appreciate seeing Wildfire in action one last time.  Starbuck adds that if Wildfire is up to it, they’d be honored to join him in the ring and send the Ambassador and his cronies scattering to the 4 winds.  Wildfire agrees and we have a dark match only for the eyes of those in attendance. 

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Azrael rolled OC.

 

Buzz Steel executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....

 

Azrael executes a VENGEANCE....

 

Azrael tags out to Dr. Red Fang

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Buzz Steel executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a SPIDER WEB LEGLOCK....

 

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

Dr. Red Fang tags out to Azrael

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

 

Azrael rolled OC.

 

Starbuck Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....

 

Azrael executes a THE DARKNESS....

 

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Azrael kicks out of the pin!

 

Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC/TT

 

Azrael rolled DC

 

Buzz Steel,  Starbuck Steel,  Texas Wildfire double teaming for 2 rounds.

Buzz Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

 

Starbuck Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Starbuck Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....

 

Texas Wildfire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

 

Azrael attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

 

Buzz Steel, Starbuck Steel, Texas Wildfire are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

Azrael rolled DC

 

Buzz Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

 

Starbuck Steel does nothing for the round.

 

Texas Wildfire does nothing for the round.

 

Azrael attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Azrael rolled DC

 

Buzz Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....

 

Azrael absorbs the punishment.

 

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Azrael was pinned by Buzz Steel!!!

 

 

Buzz Steel wins with a REVERSE NECKBREAKER  over Azrael!!!

 

The Steel Curtain and Texas Wildfire get the win.  Dr. Red Fang rolled in and looked like he was going to hit Buzz with the Vampire Lunge but TW made the save and hurled him right over the top rope and on to Barry and Azrael.  Buzz and Starbuck celebrated a bit with Wildfire until the fans began a “Thank You Wildfire” chant.  The Steel Curtain left and TW remained in the ring soaking it all in for the last time.

 

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as the Hall of Fame and Fanfest recap are up next followed by the 3 day PPV extravaganza “Zero Hour”.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2022 #937 – 03/30/22

Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  In an effort to get caught up on the shows, the results will be abbreviated.

 

The show kicks off with GM Max McGillicutty coming out.  He says that because of the injury Master Bull sustained, he will not be able to defend the TV title moving forward and therefore must vacate the belt.  This brings out Master Bull (all bandaged up) who gets a standing ovation from the crowd.  Bull says that he wasn’t hurt too seriously but the extent of the injury won’t allow him to be the TV Champion that HCW needs.  With that, he announces his retirement from HCW.  The fans let out a collective gasp.  He thanks the fans for their years of support and gets ready to leave when the Banker comes out.  The Banker laughs at Bull and says that if he can’t wrestle anymore, he must forfeit the belt to him (the Banker).  Max condemns the Banker for taking it this far and lets him know that the belt is NOT just going to be handed to him but a battle royal will be held to determine the new champion.  The Banker is beside himself.  Max tells him to cool his jets.  He will be in the battle royal too.  The Banker smirks and then leaves to the back.  Max and Master Bull take their leave too.

 

Match #1:  Otto Ruthless vs Adam Jameson – the match was pretty evenly matched but finished quickly as Adam gets the win with a single leg take down followed by a pin.  10 min.

 

Match #2:  Goldie Locks vs Kimberly Kiccsass.  The Former Queen of HCW had her hands full with Kimberly but also Penny Hall, who made her way out to taunt Goldie from ringside.  At the 18 minute mark, Kimberly whipped Goldie into the ropes but Penny tried to trip her.  After stumbling a bit, Kimberly nailed a clothesline and then a roll up (with a handful of tights) to score the 1-2-3.  After the match, Penny taunted Goldie until the former Queen had enough and chased Penny to the back.  (18 min)

 

Match #3:  It’s Hardcore title defense time with Dr. Red Fang © taking on Snake Pit member Leiton Snake.  The rules are set up as ECW rules which forbade the Ambassador from getting involved but this time he did accompany the evil vampire to the ring.  Fang still had not recovered from the Elimination Chamber so this was a disadvantage to the champ and it showed.  At the 13 minute mark, Leiton hits a diving somersault neckbreaker and scores the pin and becomes the NEW Hardcore Champion.  After the match, the Ambassador had words for the new champ and Leiton agreed to give Fang a rematch at the PPV.  The Ambassador accepted.  Fang and his manager left with Leiton and his new championship following right after.

 

Match #4:  World Tag Team title match:  Steel Curtain vs Niven & Tobias Snake.  The Snake Pit took the lead early on but the champs eventually made their way back.  This one ended up going the distance.  At the 30 minute mark, Tobias hit the Dirty Deeds DDT but time ran out before he could get the 3 count.  This one ends on a draw finish.  After the match, Tommy Lightning and Derek Deveraux attacked the Steel Curtain while the Muscles attacked the Snake Pit.  New Hardcore Champion Leiton Snake joined his brothers in fighting off the Trio but all 10 individuals fought each other all the way to the back.

 

Match #5:  Our Main Event.  US Title Match Wilber vs Texas Wildfire in a last man standing match for the title.  Texas Wildfire came out first to a huge pop.  He made his way down to the ring high fiving with the fans.  Once in the ring, the music and atmosphere changed and out comes the US Champion Wilber Townsend wearing his deformed Pennywise mask. He slowly makes his way to the ring trying to play mind games with TW.  He gets into the ring and immediately attacks Wildfire.  The ref states the rules are ‘Last Man Standing’. 

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....

 

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

 

Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Texas Wildfire kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....

 

Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....

 

Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

 

Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against STANDING ARMBAR but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....

 

Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

Wilber Townsend executes a REAR CHINLOCK....

 

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

 

Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC/TT

 

Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....

 

Texas Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled DC

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....

 

Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Wilber Townsend executes a RAM INTO RINGPOST....

 

Texas Wildfire executes a LEAPING DDT....

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....

 

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

 

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

 

Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....

 

Texas Wildfire reverses SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE!

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

 

Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against STANDING ARMBAR but is unsuccessful.

 

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

 

Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

 

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

 

Wilber Townsend executes a RAM INTO RINGPOST....Texas Wildfire is out cold

 

 

Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Texas Wildfire was pinned by Wilber Townsend!!!

 

 

Wilber Townsend wins with a RAM INTO RINGPOST over Texas Wildfire!!!

 

The Ref begins a 10 count…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10

Texas Wildfire is counted down and out.  Wilber Townsend gets the win and retains his title.

 

Texas Wildfire OWNED that match.  Wilber got lucky.  Wilber takes his title from the ref cackling loudly.  He makes his way to the back.  Texas Wildfire gets a nice pop from the crowd as he makes his way to the back. 

 

Just as the show is about to end, a graphic flashes up on the Omegatron:  The second inductee into the HCW Class of 2022 Hall of Fame is….Master Bull!  The fans pop at the announcement and with that, the show comes to an end.

 

Stay tuned…more to come.

Monday, April 11, 2022

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2022 #936 – 03/23/22 – Zero Hour Supershow

Hello fans and welcome to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  In an effort to get caught up on the shows, the results will be abbreviated.

 

Match 1:  Master Bull vs the Banker for the TV title in a steel cage

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled DC

 

Master Bull executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD....

 

The Banker attempts to defend against USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD but is unsuccessful.

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....

 

The Banker executes a DEPOSIT DIVING DDT....

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWERSLAM OFF TOP ROPE....

 

The Banker executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!

 

Master Bull is on defense for 2 more rounds.

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker executes a DEPOSIT DIVING DDT....

 

Master Bull neutralizes DEPOSIT DIVING DDT.

 

Master Bull is on defense for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled DC

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker executes a HURL INTO CAGE WALL....

 

Master Bull attempts to defend against HURL INTO CAGE WALL but is unsuccessful.

 

Master Bull is no longer on defense.

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled DC

 

Master Bull executes a HURL INTO CAGE WALL....

 

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled DC

 

Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWERBOMB....

 

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

The Banker rolled OC.

 

The Banker rushes the ropes just as…

 

Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWER PUNCH....

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

The Banker was pinned by Master Bull!!!

 

Master Bull is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Master Bull climbs out of the cage!

 

Master Bull wins with a Climb out of steel cage over The Banker!!!

 

Master Bull gets the win and holds the title high.  Just as he was walking by the cage door, the Banker kicked the door open and it smashed Bull right in the face busting him open.   The Banker dragged Bull back into the ring and dragged him to the top of the cage.  Bull began to fight back but the blood was flowing freely now.  He started to slip and the Banker gave him a big shove and Bull flew from the top of the cage (about 10’ off the ground) through the announcers table below.  HOLY $H!T chants echoed in the arena.  Medics were out there immediately and got Bull on the stretcher.  They took great care but got him to the back as soon as they could.  The Banker stood tall in the middle of the ring and held the TV title high.  He walked out with the title even though he was not the official champion.

 

Match #2:  Ladies Title Match:  Violet Valkyrie vs Hayley Hailstorm

For the first 14 minutes of the match, Hayley dominated the champion.  It looked like she had a championship in her immediate future.  Just then,  Lavender Gooms came out and began distracting Hayley.

 

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) executes a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER....

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Violet Valkyrie (f) kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) executes a FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE....

 

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled DC

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a SCISSORED ARMBAR....

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Hayley Hailstorm (f) kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) executes a FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE....

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) attempts to defend against FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled DC

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled DC

 

Both Women in rolled DC

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.

 

Hayley Hailstorm (f) executes a FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE.  Lavender jumps up on the apron to distract Hayley.

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) executes a EXPLODER SUPLEX....

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Hayley Hailstorm (f) was pinned by Violet Valkyrie (f)!!!

 

 

Violet Valkyrie (f) wins with a EXPLODER SUPLEX over Hayley Hailstorm (f)!!!

 

Violet gets the win but not necessarily how she wanted to get it.  Violet took her title and left fairly quickly.  Lavender tried to jump Hayley in the ring but the little Hailstorm became a BIG Hailstorm and began tattooing Lavender with lefts and rights before Lavender bailed out of the ring.  Hayley got on the mic and challenged Lavender to a match at the PPV.  Lavender got her own mic and said it would be a Last Person Standing match.  Hayley agreed.

 

Match #3:

Elimination Chamber with the winner getting a title shot at the PPV:  Phantom Frank, Biceps Bannerman, Casper Wyoming, Dennis Marshall, Dr. Red Fang, Madman Mason

            Biceps Bannerman eliminates Dennis Marshall

            Madman Mason eliminates Phantom Frank

            Dr. Red Fang eliminates Casper Wyoming

            Dr. Red Fang eliminates Biceps Bannerman

            Dr. Red Fang eliminates Madman Mason

 

Dr. Red Fang wins the Elimination Chamber and is next in line for a World Title shot.  The celebration is cut short when the Wicked Prophet comes out and immediately challenges Fang for that title shot.  As the Ambassador was banned from ringside, he cannot argue on Fang’s behalf.  Fang accepts even though he/it is exhausted.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....

 

Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against BAPHOMET BRUISER but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled DC

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

The Wicked Prophet rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

 

Dr. Red Fang executes a Flying Shoulder Smash Opponent Back first into Chamber....

 

The Wicked Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....

 

The Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.

Dr. Red Fang submits!!!

 

The Wicked Prophet wins with the Crucifix Clutch submission over Dr. Red Fang!!!

 

The Wicked Prophet gets the win in under two minutes.  It wasn’t really a fair fight as the Elimination Chamber itself went almost an hour and a half but Prophet made a promise and lived up to it. 

 

The show comes to an end with the Wicked Prophet standing in the middle of the ring yelling into a mic “Jack Lumber, ACKNOWLEDGE ME!”

 

Wow, that was a great show but we still have more to go as we lead up to the Critical Mass PPV so stay tuned.