Hello fans and
welcome to our next installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. As we progress towards our PPV Meltdown which
will take place in Phoenix, AZ, tempers begin to flair. It seems that TV champion Jack Lumber has his
sights set on the King and World Champion the Wicked Prophet’s title.
The show begins
heading backstage with J9. She
introduces Violet Valkyrie. The fans
pop. Violet says that she is challenging
Catalina to a match at the PPV with the title on the line. She says that she’s had a couple of chances
and Catalina has somehow managed to sneak away but this time, it will be no
countout, no disqualification. She says
she’ll give Catalina until the end of the show to answer.
Pyro goes off and
our show is ready to get underway. The
first match of the evening begins with the tag team of Perfect Pecs Stoddard
and Shawn ‘Abs of Stone’ Austin making their way out to booing from the crowd. They flip off the fans and then enter the
ring where the booing continues. The
music changes and the fans pop as the Regulators – Mule and Mammoth – make
their way out and down to the ring. Just
as they enter thru the ropes, they are attacked by Pecs and Austin. Finally, the ref gets control back and starts
the match. The Regulators get their
double teaming in early and that helped them throughout the match. At the 14 minute mark, Austin was thrown to
the ropes but didn’t see Pecs jaw jacking with the crowd and he crashed into
him sending Pecs tumbling to the floor. Mammoth
catches Austin and hip tosses him to the mat.
He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
The Regulators score another win.
They celebrate and leave the ring heading to the back. Austin is in the ring and he is pissed. Pecs rolls back in and makes it to his
feet. Austin begins jaw jacking with
Pecs. Austin turns to leave but then
spins around and hits Pecs with a right cross. He then hurls Pecs out of the
ring. He brings him to the ramp and hits
a fisherman’s suplex onto the unforgiving steel. Pecs writhes in pain and Austin stomps on his
face. Austin is booed louder than
ever. He flips the fans off and makes
his way to the back. (14 min)
Backstage, J9
meets up with Apollo Gyze. Apollo says
that he’s being made to defend his “spot” in the US title lineup against Davis
Hoffmeister. He calls it unfair and says
that when he beats Davis a second time, he won’t be apologizing.
The next match is
ready to go. First, the loudspeakers
blare with “AH-TEN-SHUN! On your feet,
MAGGOTS” and out comes Col. Samuel Flagg.
He is booed heavily as he makes his way to the ring. Flagg steals a sign from a fans and tries to
tear it up but it’s make out of some other material which makes it harder to
tear. The fans get a good laugh at
that. Flagg enters the ring. The music changes and out comes one half of
the World Tag Team champions Buzz Steel.
Buzz has a mic. “Man, how bad is
it when you can’t tear something in half.
You have got to be SOOOOOO embarrassed.”
He laughs and that gets the fans to laugh more. He makes it to the ring and Flagg, who is
steaming, leaves the ring to fight Buzz.
Flagg takes control of the match early but it doesn’t take Buzz long to
turn the tide. Buzz hits the Buzzkill at
the 2 minute mark but only gets a 1 count.
A few minutes later, Buzz hits the Buzzkill again but Flagg kicks out at
2. Buzz offers his hand to Flagg but
then pokes the Colonel in the eye. Buzz
then hits a German suplex and makes the cover getting the 1-2-3. The fans pop as Buzz has his arm raised in
victory. He leaves. Flagg gets to his feet and he’s fuming. He eventually leaves. (9 min)
J9 is backstage
with Davis Hoffmeister. Davis says that
the last time he met Apollo, he got the better of him. Now he knows the game and tonight, he gets a
shot to right a wrong. Tonight, he takes
Apollo’s spot. Davis then walks off.
Our next match is
ready to go. First, the other half of
the World Tag Team Champions Starbuck Steel comes out to a huge pop from the
fans. He makes his way to the ring. After a moment, the music changes and out
comes Drew the Canadian Love Machine. The
fans pop for him as he makes his way out. He makes his way to the ring and
climbs one of the turnbuckles to a pop from the crowd. He meets Starbuck in the middle of the ring and
the two shake hands and the match begins.
Drew hits Starbuck with a stiff uppercut and Starbuck was a bit
surprised. A moment later, he went for a
pin and may have grabbed some tights.
Drew kicked out and began having words with Starbuck. Eventually he calmed down and the match
continued. At the 8 minute mark,
Starbuck introduced Drew’s head to each of the 4 corner turnbuckles. He turned to head back to the ring only to get
caught with a superkick from Drew (out of nowhere). Drew went for the pin (and may have had a
hold of some tights) and got the 1-2-3.
Drew gets the win. Starbuck
seemed a little disgruntled but shook it off saying “I would have probably done
the same thing.” The two shook hands in
the ring. Starbuck left first and was
followed by Drew a few moments later. (8 min)
J9 is backstage
with Hardcore Champion Scooter J. SJ is
mad about having to defend his title again against Madman Mason saying that
Mason “belongs in the psycho ward” (SJ is not politically correct). He says that he defeated him once before and
will do it again.
Next on the card
is a rematch for a spot in the US title top 10.
First, Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister comes out to a huge pop from the
crowd. He makes his way in the ring but
his music is cut short when we hear the ever annoying “APOLLO GYZE DON’T
APOLOGIZE” and Apollo makes his way out to massive booing from the fans. He flips them off and makes his way to the
ring. Davis is ready to get started but
Apollo keeps trying to shush him from his side of the ring so that he can enter
on his own free will. He takes forever
to get in but finally does. Davis moves
in but Apollo pokes him in the eye before hitting an enzuigiri. Apollo hits the ropes and hits Davis with a
running big boot to the chest. Davis catches
his wind back and drops Apollo with a roundhouse kick. Davis goes for the Hollywood Clutch (camel
clutch) but Apollo reverses it trying for the triple powerbomb but Davis
wiggles out of it and nails Apollo with a piledriver. Davis makes the cover and gets the 3
count. Davis Hoffmeister gets the win in
a short 3 minute match. Davis is now
next in line for a shot at the US title.
Apollo makes his
way backstage grumbling to himself when he bumps into the flannel wearing TV
champion Jack Lumber. Lumber laughs at
him for losing so fast. Apollo
challenges Jack to a match for the TV title.
Jack asks why he should when Apollo couldn’t even last 5 minutes in the
ring. Apollo then insults Jack’s manhood
and Jack accepts the match.
J9 is backstage
with Leslie Grimes. Leslie says that
Catalina Harper and her flock or gaggle or whatever of cats for too long and
she is the one who will defeat her tonight.
J9 asks what her plan of attack is.
“Brains will always win over brawn” Leslie says before walking away.
Up next is our
Hardcore title match. First, creepy
music plays and out comes Madman Mason.
Mason slowly walks to the ring as the fans boo him. He mostly ignores them. He gets into the ring. The music changes and out comes the Hardcore
Champion Scooter J. SJ is booed even
heavier than Mason was. He takes offense
and responds in kind to the fans. Mason
attacks SJ and the match is underway.
Mason controlled the pace of the match early on but Scooter J began his
comeback. His momentum was disrupted
when the World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel)
came out. SJ turned and began jaw
jacking with them. He turned around only
to walk into a jab to the throat by Mason.
Mason made the cover and got the surprising 1-2-3. Madman Mason has just become the NEW Hardcore
Champion. The Steel Curtain laugh at
Scooter J’s misfortune and leave. SJ is
pissed and storms to the back. Mason
celebrates to booing from the fans and eventually leaves. (17 min)
J9 is wrapping
things up with Ladies Champion Catalina Harper.
Catalina makes fun of Leslie’s drawl (actually she doesn’t have one) and
says that like all others before her, she too will fall. J9 asks Catalina if she’s going to accept
Violet’s challenge but Catalina laughs at her and walks off without responding.
It’s time for our
main event. First, Leslie Grimes comes
out to a small pop from the crowd. Once
in the ring, the music changed and out comes the Ladies Champion Catalina Harper. Catalina is booed (and hissed at) as she
makes her way to the ring. She gets into
the ring and holds the title high as the fans vocalize their dislike for
her. The bell rings and this one is
underway.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie Grimes
(f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) attempts to defend against KNEEDROP ON ARM but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a ROLL-UP....
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a HAIR MARE....
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a ARMSTRETCHER....
Leslie
Grimes (f) attempts to defend against ARMSTRETCHER but is unsuccessful.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Leslie
Grimes (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled DC
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Leslie
Grimes (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a ROLL-UP....
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Leslie
Grimes (f) reverses TAILSPIN!
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a MOONSAULT....
Catalina Harper
(f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Catalina Harper
(f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a CAT-ASTROPHIC BLOW....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a THE CAT'S MEOW....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a AUSTRALIAN UPPERCUT....
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Leslie
Grimes (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) reverses KNEEDROP ON ARM!
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....
Catalina
Harper (f) neutralizes LOU THESZ PRESS.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP....
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC/TT
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a AUSTRALIAN UPPERCUT....
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie Grimes
(f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a FOREARM UPPERCUT....
Leslie
Grimes (f) executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Leslie
Grimes (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Leslie
Grimes (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Leslie
Grimes (f) was pinned by Catalina Harper (f)!!!
Catalina
Harper (f) wins with a PURR-FECT STORM over Leslie Grimes (f)!!!
Catalina gets the
win and retains her title. She asks for
a microphone. “Hey, maybe you’ll beat me next time. Stay PAW-sitive!!” She laughs until the music changes and out
comes Violet Valkyrie. Catalina is not
happy for having her win interrupted. Violet
gets on a mic of her own and says that Catalina had all night to accept her
challenge. She’s here now and wants an
answer. Catalina responds with “Are you
KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW???” Of Course I will kick your tail! And so your feeble little mind can understand
it, yes, I accept the match.”
The fans pop at this revelation and the show comes to an end
with the two ladies starring daggers at each other.
Stay tuned…more to come.









